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[quote author=Kevin_II]another dry-as-a-somali-refugee one liner. why are u so dry?



smh[/quote]Na wetin? U wan find out or not?

Disgusting!
Stalks ashewos begging for golden showers

I have his number, I can tell him y'all are missing him

Wishes he could do the same

Chimezie198: Bro u dey go shiit for bush?

[quote author=Kevin_II]Why are you nervous? you ain't sure she will say yes? If that is the case, she will def say no. You guys make me want to puke...a woman you're in a relationship with is making you nervous? Na wa o[/quote]What do you know? Nonsense!

^ No problem!
Beats his chest like King Kong before he farts

I've said the same thing. I don't know why some are taking it seriously!

Has a doll with a detachable pussy called Halima

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What about money? What's fun about that?

everyone mata don tire you!
Stop drinking the Shekpe!

Don't want to debate. Can we talk about s[b]e[/b]x?

[quote author=Kevin_II]Ijejeci, It's ok if you're in love with me. Your boyfriend will not vex, I swaar. Oya come give papa a kiss [/quote]

Chimezie198: Ijebabe has crush on me?

Awwww ijebubu

I was talking about real people in everyday life not NL!

Erm, I'm undecided about you both so why not wrestle each other for the position

bisi16: www.nairaland.com/952403/chic-2weeks-wants-leave-me

12yr old learns to use d internet... Kids on rampage.

Don't mind him Bisi. Everyone knows to ignore his sex-depraved rants

Idowuogbo: Hmmmm.... so dat place na tested and trusted for u abi? how long dem use cure ur epilepsy? also did dey manage to look into ur impotence? abeg go and do night vigil dia o! ur dead brain cells needs redemption.See dis product of animal surrogacy making noise like say na me get d monkey wey carry hin belle for yansh, abeg go drink petrol

Vagabon!

Idowuogbo: kai dis warri shoemaker dey test my ability dis morning sha!

okay let me entertain ur seizures......

Village batman now listen to me, is it Parkisons or Alzheimer? which wan dey affect ur oblongs? U laffing in romantic codes alone are sypmtoms of madnesss, infact comot for that tewkremo u dey go o! locate ur village herbalist, am sure if d guy continuosly pound ur head inside calabash it go reduce d hours of twitching and panting like someone wiv Tourettes.At ur age u are telling urself u no get choice, dats y options no gree locate u now.If only u behaved , am sure TB joshua will take up ur revival application.

Ode!

ROFLMFAOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! I laff dey roll on top Jack's beanstalk come fall enter cupboard reach Narnia!

Chimezie198: ^ Are u asking me?

Chimezie don't you have bible class?

SuyaEater: She is transporting herself...shes not digging for money from me....

Never said she was digging money from you. You said:

i sent my cousin 100 dollars to spend on my future wifey when she travels from her school to lagos...do you think i should have sent more money? That will come out to depends N15,800 or N16,000....basically take her out site seeing...bar beach, window shopping at the mall...go see a movie...shes only staying for a day..16k is alright ...abi no be so?

Sorry I can only reply to what you wrote not what you intended to write.

Idowuogbo: haba! ije d guy try na!

poster u did well jare! but y u no give d babe d spending money? ur way get as it b o!

I dey laff wella when I read am b4. Window shopping not even real! Don't forget transport money dey inside that one too! Lmao!

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190: Juss marry her

Don't you have friends or family who can hook her up? There's a dating section here she can try.

Spiritually compatible? What does that even mean? Why didn't his family insist on goin to the pastor from the start instead of waiting till its close to the wedding?
Your man has to decide what he's going to do cos if you busy urself with tears and he gets influnced by his family then the marriage is not going to happen. Thats a fact. So you need to talk to him and ask him what he plans to do with this info and if he's still ready to go along with the wedding. I don't know how spiritual you both are but Nigerians take this pastor thing seriously so you need to make up ur mind. If the guy wants to go ahead with the wedding then be prepared to fight for him cos his family will never make it easy for you both. Thats if ur ready to bear the consequence of constant battle with his family even after years later. If there's another pastor you know then also go to him for advice. But it depends on if ur man is ready to fight for you and ur future together! Good luck! X

[quote author=Mr..Cork]hang on you ugly mofo ijebebe. My girl friend loooks like Beyansi!!! [/quote]ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! Bearded goat rap[b]e[/b]r, was that a retraction you attempted? Beyansi ur black ass!