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My Thoughts On Yahoo Yahoo - Fasasi Abiodun Omogbolahan

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All I can say z most of the so called Yahoo Boys re nt exposed to some online business that re easier, safer, evn yu ll earn x2..even more reliable....If we go deep into this, not all the Yahoo Boys have Interest in joining the game buh they had to as a means of survival coz the government is trueli not helping our survival bin a citizen of this great nation...

If the Government of this Nation(as they wished) want to get rid or limit this means of corruption, I guess the best thing to do is to invest more into Online/Internet Marketing Agencies (I don't even think we have such in the country), there are many more internet marketing platform online where we can make more huge money.. such as Fiverr, Seoclerk, Freelancer, Upworks and many more... you work as a freelancer and earn alot..but we are not exposed as a youth..we don't have people who are into it around us... Yahoo Yahoo is going viral because almost everybody in every neighbourhood have atleast one or two friends that are into it.. And you have no other option than to join because you realise that's the only way to survive as a youth of this confused nation.
And Yet.. the nation keeps investing in Agriculture Sector... is that not so insane for God sake?

This is 21st century, this is Computer Generation, Every Youth want to operate a computer, either they are literate or not, they want to use it.. Why can't the government support in influencing the youths to make use of computer and Internet in a meaningful and legitimate manner by investing more on Internet/Digital Marketing Agencies, where youths can learn more in Internet Business and Marketing to earn a living...

In this case, we could all realise the so called government should blamed for massive Internet fraudsters (Yahoo Yahoo) in the country

Though least youth engages themselves in one popular Internet Business which is BLOGGING just because of some reasons

1. They got freaked with the success of some blogging moguls such as Linda Ikeji, Azeez Makinde, Seun Osewa, Noble Igwe and many more...but most of this people are into Email Marketing,Ads Marketing,Affiliate Marketing in which most of us have no knowledge of! We just buy a domain, host it, Install Wordpress and start publishing daily news.(you can only make money with Adsense or other Ads Monetary in this which will only be hard in making success in the game)

2. Most Government Individuals hire this set of people to work for them in the act of False/fake information publication just to go against a personnel or government. (Nigeria as a case study) and the corrupt officials get them paid massively...

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Fasasi Abiodun Omogbolahan
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That Man sef no fit run catch the boy....

Oya leggo...d little wey remain make dis administration finish.... na American Film go dey happen

I would advice optimizing font weight and simply layout... it improves SEO and makes website faster

Your no 1 z off-point wisdomsnr , having too much post on homepage is good.. but having too much images on homepages makes website slower....

Why is Nairalander having more than 30post on homepage... and yet it still faster than 98% website online..

Check the likes of ijebuloaded.com and co...

He's leaving the country for treatment soon

O.M.G..
Naija Which Way...

We still on #LazyYouth Mata

And dz one z carrying Sex Doll Upandan

Do we have sense at all in this country?

Below are snapshots of the Hoodlum that snatched the Senate’s mace in today’s shocking attack on the Nigerian senate.

The thugs suspected to be loyalists of a suspended senator, Ovie Omo-agege stormed the Senate and stole the mace in a bid to put a halt to proceedings.

it will be recalled that Omo-agege was suspended for 90 days for accusing his colleagues of working against president Muhammadu Buhari.

See More Photos here https://ijebuloaded.com/news-the-thug-who-snatched-the-senates-mace-in-shock-attack-photos/

V.P Osinbajo’s daughter, Kiki, these days stormed an Abuja nightclub with her rumoured lover and playboy, Hafiz. Eagled-eyed social media users who diagnosed the damsel made a video of her activities on the membership and shared on-line.


For most parts of the video, the Pastor’s daughter was within the hands of Hafiz who cuddled her ‘presidentially’.
Her dad and mom had been defined as disciplinarians and robust voices in one among the most important Christian ministries in Africa, RCCG.

Click Here to watch Full Video https://ijebuloaded.com/news-vice-presidents-daughter-kiki-osinbajo-caught-doing-this-in-abuja-nightclub/

Omoh... We re done

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President Muhammadu Buhari with the released Dapchi schoolgirls in Abuja… yesterday

• Begs Insurgents To Lay Down Arms
• Says Govt. Ready To Rehabilitate Repentant Members
• Dapchi: Govt. Officials, Social Media Complicated Matters, Victims Contracted Skin Infections, Says DSS Chief

President Muhammadu Buhari has warned that security agencies would deal severely with those he described as “unscrupulous characters” who make political fortune out of schoolgirls’ abductions in the country.

Receiving 107 schoolgirls and two primary school pupils from Dapchi, Yobe State, at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, yesterday, the President also threatened that any security chief who approaches his assigned task with levity, giving room for lapses, would be dealt with.

The President insisted that Boko Haram insurgents released the Dapchi schoolgirls on Wednesday, unconditionally, after painstaking back channel negotiations, saying government opted for negotiations because it did not want any of the captives to be hurt, adding that the strategy had paid off with their release.

While also appealing to the Chibok community never to lose hope or despair, Buhari said his administration was determined to bring back the remaining Chibok schoolgirls still being held by their abductors.

He also urged insurgents operating in the northeast to cease hostilities and surrender, stating that his government was ready to accept the unconditional laying down of arms by members of the Boko Haram group who show strong commitment to do so.

“We are ready to rehabilitate and integrate such repentant members into the larger society. This country has suffered enough of hostility.

“Government is, therefore, appealing to all to embrace peace for the overall development of our people and the country.

“I have tasked all the security agencies to work to ensure that we do not witness any recurrence of these incidents. Security chiefs have been warned, in clear terms, that any lapse on their part will be viewed seriously.

“May I also warn those elements who have chosen to make political fortune of our citizens’ misfortune that government would not tolerate any attempt by any person or group to trivialise or politicise security issues for politically-motivated ends.

“Accordingly, security agencies would not hesitate to decisively deal with such unscrupulous characters,” he said.

Handing over the distraught schoolgirls, Director General of the Department of State Services (DSS), Lawal Daura, told the President that the negative impact of social media and what ordinarily should be a classified operation, as well as the utterances of some government officials, who were not competent to comment on the issues, posed challenges that almost marred the effort to secure the release of the schoolgirls.

Daura, however, said despite these challenges, the DSS managed to successfully conclude the operation, leading to the release of the abducted Dapchi schoolgirls, in line with the clear directive to use peaceful options to ensure their timely and safe release.

He said: “The exercise was arduous and quite challenging. The sensitivity of the operation and some uncertainties surrounding it, particularly routes to be used, nature of transportation, realisation and concern that the girls were not kept at one place, issues of encountering military checkpoints within the theatre and indeed keeping the operation on strictly the “Principles of Need-to-Know,” made the whole exercise more complicating.”

He added that beyond the release of the abducted girls, the DSS primary interest for engaging in the dialogue was informed by certain professional considerations, including permanent, possible cessation of hostilities, discussing the fate of the arrested insurgents and innocent Nigerian citizens being held hostage and possibility of granting amnesty to repentant insurgents.

“These presently seem problematic, because the insurgents are factionalised, while holding various spheres of influence in their guerrilla controlled enclaves,” he added.

Giving further insight into what transpired during the negotiations, the DSS boss said: “The insurgents’ only condition was their demand for cessation of hostilities and temporary ceasefire to enable them return the girls at the point they picked them.

“They required assurance that the government security forces would keep to this.”

Daura also revealed that the released Dapchi schoolgirls were taken into the DSS medical facility and put through programmes to give them mental stability and they have been given psychological and mental evaluation conducted by trained specialists.

“About four of them, who were discovered to have broken limbs, were sent for X-ray. Almost all of them had one skin infection or the other, having not taken bath for over a month.

“They have been medically examined and those with ailments were treated. The measures are to ensure that they are in good health.

‘The girls, including four representatives of their school, the Principal and Vice, as well as their parents, were brought into the medical facility as part of measures to relief tension and anxiety.

“The presence of these representatives have further re-assured and stabilised the girls,” he added.

On the way forward, the DSS boss suggested that efforts be sustained by the federal government towards ensuring the release of all abducted persons in the northeast theatre of operation, stressing the need to improve the strategic plan for the safety of schools in vulnerable locations, using all available national assets, improve on the coordination efforts amongst security agencies to avoid future incidents and expand the current dialogue towards conflict mitigation and resolution, with a view to getting an everlasting peace for the entire sub-region.

Meanwhile, the rescued girls yesterday arrived the Council Chambers of the Presidential Villa, Abuja, where they were received by waiting Presidency officials.

Also handed over to the President yesterday were two additional young pupils- Hafsat Haruna, 11, and Mala Maina Bukar, 13- both primary six pupils.

Daura said six of the Dapchi schoolgirls were yet to be accounted for, but assured that there was ongoing dialogue to have them released too.

Others on hand to witness the handover of the released captives were the National Security Adviser (NSA), Maj-Gen. Babagana Mongunu (rtd); Chief of Defence Staff, Gen Gabriel Olonishakin; Minister of Defence, Brig-Gen. Mansur Dan-Ali (rtd); Chief of Army Staff, Lt-Gen. Tukur Buratai; Chief of the Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Ibok-Ete Ibas; and Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar.

Also present were Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Boss Mustapha; Attorney General of the Federation (AGF), Abubakar Malami; Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed and Minister of Interior, Gen. Abdulrahman Danbazau (rtd).

Boko Haram members stormed the Government Girls Science Technical College (GGSTC), Dapchi, on February 19 and abducted about 110 students from the school.

https://ijebuloaded.com/news-well-deal-with-politicians-making-fortunes-from-abductions-says-buhari/

Omoyele Sowore finding everything to tarnish this current administration for his personal political interest

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Usually, I make up short posts about Entrepreneurship, Start-ups, Finance, Capital and that line of stuff. But I decided to put this up. Been a while I wrote a story or an article. I chose this topic because it's been on my mind. Enjoy. Share, dont copy.

I read alot of these 'Wife Not Maid", "Sharing House Chores With Wifey" posts on social media, and I think it is belittling of the role of the Man. Infact it is so uncalled for. I am an African man, I am the man of the house. If I decide to watch TV while you are making Amala, 'excuse you', better get used to it on time.

Top management at organizations do the least physical activities, but they do the most brain tasking and intellectual work. Same with all leaders, same with all husbands! Besides, who says men don't do house chores? In fact, we are stressed out, we feel over used, you wives make us feel like house boys in our own home (yet you will only give us 2 pieces of meat).

Read this scenario. Lagos couple wakes 4:30 on a weekday. Husband goes to start the generator, the metal cocoon doesn't come on. Still dizzy, Hubby gets down and fixes it, doing the job of a 'Gen repairer'. Wife calls out, 'Honey, I forgot to tell you last night that my car tire is flat, please help me replace it'. Honey goes to the car like a robot and does a "Vulcanizer's" job. While he is shaving, he notices the toilet washing hand basin has a leaking pipe, he gets down to it, and does a "plumber's" job.

Wife calls out while slicing onions, "Boo-boo, this onion thing is entering my eyes, come help me, sweets". Mr Boo-boo rushes over, and does the job of a "Mai-Suya". Wife complains, 'The knife is not sharp sef, help me file it once and for all', and so husband files the knife, doing the job of a 'Kponbe'. So Boo-boo and wife are ready to leave the house, and wife's car does'nt start, the battery is flat, it needs to be jump started! Wife cries out, hitting the steering wheel repeatedly, 'Baby, I hate this car, I so hate it, I am going crazy'. Husband in his nature doesn't complain, he goes over to her car to fix it, isn't that his job? Mr fixer! He rolls his sleeves, gets his strong arms to work, does the magic like the Hero he is. He just did the job of a 'Mechanic'.

Boo-boo is at an important meeting, trying his best to impress top management so he can get that promotion he hinted 'Wifey' about. With the promotion, he'd earn better, afford to change his wife's car and buy that land at Mowe. His phone rings during his presentation, his wife is calling. He ignores. He sees 17 missed calls from 'My World' the next time he checks. This may be a life and death matter, so to the surprise of his supervisor, he excuses himself and dashes out of the meeting. 'What is the matter dear?' he calls wife back.

'Baby, you need to be here right now. I have been insulted, harassed and I am loosing it', wife cries out to her man. 'Relax dear, what exactly is going on? Where are you?' husband enquires. 'While I was going to deliver a cake to a client at Costain, as I got to the traffic light at Surulere Stadium, I obeyed the sign and stopped. This unfortunate Danfo guy coming behind did not do same, instead the idiot ran into my car, the whole booth is so dented. He is neither remorseful nor apologetic. He is an ally of the Policemen around here, so they are supporting him, imagine o. Come oh, because I dont know what to do', wifey pours heart out.

11:47am. Boo-boo signs out at the receptionist desk, drives from his office at Chisco (Lekki) to meet wifey who is pulling one Agbero by the trouser at Surulere Stadium. On getting to the scene of the accident, he sees the colossal damage. He gets into a serious argument with the danfo driver, he throws a punch, and then began a fight. He must not let his wife down, not in the public, in front of a national stadium for that matter. Hero as he is, he beats the Danfo guy blue black till he was pulled away. He hires a cab, puts triumphant wife with her client's cake in it. He makes a turn and takes wife's car to a Mechanic at Palmgroove, boards a danfo back to Surulere to pick his car and heads back to Lekki. He gets back to the office by 3:43pm where a query from his supervisor was waiting on his desk.

Boo-boo gets home 9:47pm having fought his way through a hectic traffic that got the 3rd mainland bridge locked from 5:00pm to 8:15pm. As he arrives at their rented apartment at Alausa, he sinks into the sofa, eyes starring at the TV but mind busy recounting the ordeal of the day. Wife is busy preparing Eba and Efo riro. She arrived 1hour earlier. 'Boo-boo', she calls out but no response from the living room. She begins the usual long talk she is good at, giving a recount of how her day went. 'Honey imagine this...', 'Honey imagine that...', 'Iyabo is getting married', 'Guess who I saw', 'I saw one black gown today at..'

Her talking goes on from the kitchen for 30mins non stop, and after her epistle, all Boo-boo says is 'Where is my food woman?' So they both eat at 10:40pm and go to bed. No light in the toilet, Wifey can't go there alone in the dark. She visits the toilet 3 times between 11:00pm and midnight. Every time tapping hubby by the shoulder, 'Boo, I want to wee, come and follow me 'jhare', trust Boo-boo, he is always up to her demands. She taps Boo-boo on the shoulder at 1:15am, not to wee this time, 'Baby, I have been touching you since, you didn't even look at me. Where is our sex life going? You don't do me like you used to. I am worried. Is there some one outside? Tell me.' Boo-boo manages to give a smile but he ignores her. She starts sobbing. Boo-boo pulls her up on him, and mechanical activities begin, putting all the energies to work (Kinetic, Potential, name it.).

'Harder baby!', 'Harder baby!', 'Holy Heavens!', 'Open Heavens!', 'Make way, Make way, Part the red sea!!' was all Wifey was screaming till 2:00am as Boo-boo tries to satisfy her. And so after, they both fall into deep sleep. 2:30am, a big kick sends the door of the living room flying to hug the door of the kitchen, isn't romance in the air? Four armed robbers are in. Boo-boo jumps up from the bed, uses his palm to cover Wifey's mouth has screams. He carries her quietly and hides her, warning her to not make a single sound. Boo-boo walks into the living room to a grand reception of slaps, coming from opposite, adjacent and hypotenuse angles. 'Na you and who deh stay this lungu?', Ring leader asked in a life-threatening tone. 'Na na na nana only me sir', Boo-boo replies in a Baptist hymnal tune. Already weak from 4rounds of 'Harder baby', he receives serious beating from the robbers before they made away with all the money at home. All this while, Wifey was hidden behind Bathroom door as Boo-boo stood up to protect his home like he does always.

Boo-boo's life goes on like this every day. He is victimized, He is used, He is abused and belittled many times, but Boo-boo is not complaining. So Wifey, you open your stinking mouth to ask him to sweep, wash plate for you, or make moi-moi with you. Are you alright? Do you want to kill him? If he comes to assist you with chores on his own accord, that's nice and good. But if Chairman decides to cross legs and watch TV while you make 'ordinary semo' and stew in the kitchen, my sister, shut up your smelly mouth and do your job. This is Africa.


https://ijebuloaded.com/romance-husband-not-maid-dipor-exzie/

Emo Wolu!

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Segun Wire’s Family Beat Up “Zlatan Ibile” Because Of This Reason (Watch Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQZpDZiOuo

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Lalasticlala , Mynd44

The fast rising Nigerian rap sensation, Zlatan Ibile who has been taking care of the popular street kid, Segun wire since he became an internet sensation when he said he would love to be a yahoo boy when he grow up has been a victim of human’s wickedness.

According to GoldmyneTV that shared the video of the unfortunate attack, they wrote:

According to our sources, Rising Artiste, Zlantan Ibile was ambushed by Area boys who demanded for money at his residence.

The artiste refused to pay and that really upset them.

But according to a man who witnessed the occurence, he insisted the fight is what we can call a custody battle, because Segun Wire’s relatives are already planning to take back their son from Zlatan after seeing how successful he is under him.

He wrote:

@goldmynetv, you guys should vividly look into a situation before publishing rubbish.this incident happened at ikola ilumo at odetayo street, the truth about the incident was that the family of the little boy called @segun_wire, want back the custody of their son after seeing how successful he has become with the help of @zlatan_ibile. I just feel this is an ungrateful act from the family of segun wire, especially his uncle who beat zlatan mercilessly.

Watch Video Below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQZpDZiOuo


Source https://ijebuloaded.com/enews-segun-wires-family-beat-zlatan-ibile-reason-watch-video/

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