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Family / Re: Bride Cancels Wedding In Vom, Jos Over Groom’s Refusal To Leave Family House by ikay00406(m): 10:41pm On May 08
The guy just dodged a bullet. God just saved him but he doesn't know and is feeling heartbroken. With time hopefully he moves on and forget her. She's not worth it.

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Education / Re: Parents Protest At Lead British School Abuja, Threaten To Withdraw Children by ikay00406(m): 8:15pm On Apr 23
shortgun:
I think it's high time the police steps into this matter to maintain order.
All the emotions flying up and down will only exacerbate the issue.

I saw a video where the girl who bullied another girl was been bullied the parents of the girl she bullied.
If law enforcement doesn't come in, the parents of the girl who was bullied by the parents of the girl who was bullied might also bully the parents of the girl who bullied the girl who was bullied

This is exactly how confusion start wars
LOL.. 😂

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Romance / Re: Many Relationships Are A Mistake, It Shouldn't Have Started In The First Place, by ikay00406(m): 6:26pm On Aug 16, 2023
Johnnyposh:
This is very true man,I’m just 26 years now,I regret starting the relationship cos I later impregnated her and I married her cos of the love I have for her,but I forgot that I’m not emotionally and financially ready and now with us having our daughter that will turn to 2 years Old in November,I can’t cater for them well and I’m very guilty,man you don’t know how I do cry every night cos I can’t take care of my family well,I regret it so bad.
Pray to God.. Sorry bro.
Romance / Re: Am I wrong for Rejecting a UK Visa? by ikay00406(m): 8:19pm On May 26, 2023
tyinfinity:
Obasanjo ,tinubu ,Ngige ,dangote all make their money here.Someone in my area travelled since 1994 he was a banker in Lagos .nobody hears anything about him again
Tell them.. Speak louder.
Romance / Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ikay00406(m): 2:35pm On Apr 18, 2023
nedekid:

You still be learner.
My paddy those day and Co worker. Earning same salary. We will close from work on the island. This guy will ride with me all the way to Alimosho, When we are in traffic he will leave me to take bike. Meanwhile na thesame street we de live. His reason is that he want to book room to nack olosho early enough. All his salary went to olosho. Infact those days, the olshos will fight that it is their turn to follow him as he na big spender, only for beer and olosho. He carried them in twos. Person weh de boast then say him don knack over 1000 different chicks back then.
Funny thing, his father caught him then with a chick in his room, he then introduced her as his fiance. Baba shouted, mummy, mummy wa wooo.. Your son did not see better girl to marry, na olosho from so so and so joint, him see! Lol, baba sef sabi the olosho from that joint. grin

Like father like son.. LOL...How baba take know the olosho?

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Romance / Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by ikay00406(m): 8:57am On Apr 17, 2023
Batman2412:
Did you get your girlfriend of 2 weeks an iPhone 12 while you use gionee s9 and your mother uses Nokia torch held with rubber band?

Did you order for #3k suya, ate only onions while your babe of 5 days ate all the meat?

Did your babe of 3 weeks ask you for urgent #500k and you transferred #300k with plentry begging cos you only had #340k while your mum asked for #10k to complete her village cwo dues and you told her no money?

Did you just buy your babe a 52in LED TV while you have a flatron CRT 21in box TV?

Are you feeding and taking care of your babe with 3 kids from 3 different men while your mother is hungry in the village?

Do you send your babe #400k for her birthday and she sends you a "on this day a king is born" text on your birthday?

Does she gift you singlet and boxers with handkerchief like atilogu dancer while she demands iPhone and MacBook from you?

If yes, you be S!MP
Lol.. These cases are very bad o.. grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In 2022? by ikay00406(m): 6:29pm On Dec 30, 2022
For men in love/relationship.. Focus on yourself.. Never put ur woman's needs above urs.. As men it's allowed to be self-centered, cos women are naturally selfish in nature.. If she sees a better option she either leaves you or start disrespecting you.. And d painful part is that she will 4get all you've done 4 her and labored in the past.. Be wise.

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Romance / Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by ikay00406(m): 4:59pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

LOL.. I can relate.
Romance / Re: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by ikay00406(m): 10:21pm On Dec 21, 2022
Maybe she didn't have good character.. Or she didn't give him peace.. Men marry their peace of mind. She's wasn't a wife material, just a fun tool. That's all.

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Travel / Re: No Sign Indicating 'One Way' On Oworonshoki Road by ikay00406(m): 5:27pm On Sep 17, 2022
NoToPile:
It's that unilag own that pains me pass, there is no way in the world a visitor to Lagos wouldn't drive down to unilag gate from that junction.

Dopemu bridge from 3pm error, those yeye people are waiting by the end.

Yaba, surulere, Island, if you don't know road you are on your own oo

Very True for Unilag road.. That road is a big trap.. If you're driving down to Unilag Gate and you're a first time visitor to Unilag, you'll fall prey easily.
Travel / Re: Lagos Driver's Car Impounded By Task Force, Asked To Pay ₦25,500 by ikay00406(m): 5:25pm On Jan 26, 2022
Sue them

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Politics / Re: Okowa Government, House Of Assembly In A Multi-Billion Naira Scandal by ikay00406(m): 12:09pm On Dec 03, 2021
kenzysmith:
My dad is among delta assembly so they shared billions and this man no feel reason like 5m still they give me 20k per month. Why delta men be like this papa u no dey try make effc collect d money bck cause me as he son no dey see am.

Lool.. Hahaha.. I feel u.. I understand.. grin
Health / Re: The Components Of Crystal Meth AKA meth by ikay00406(m): 11:01am On Nov 24, 2021
SoftChordz:
Some will see this as tutorial on how they can go into the business of making methamphetamine.
Walter White of Breaking Bad comes to mind.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by ikay00406(m): 5:33pm On Nov 20, 2021
That pass from Van de Beek to Ronaldo.. Sweet cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What I Did Yesterday After I Lost My Last N200 During Interview by ikay00406(m): 9:43pm On Nov 19, 2021
PlanToSucceed:
Like a motivational speaker would say, "the issue is not the problem you are facing but the solution you can think of".

Yesterday was a tough day for me but as a full blooded naija man exposed to hard life from childhood, I immediately found a solution for the problem.

Let me make it brief.

While I'm working hard so to get a job and beat poverty, I'm also praying fervently for God's mercy in my life because a single fame from Him can bury all the years of shame.

I'm seriously in need of a job and so I applied for a vacancy I was in the know. I was called for interview yesterday. The transport fare wasn't even enough but I managed to gather what could take me to and fro. Dressed in corporate, I went. All I had with me was N800 including my feeding. So I spent N400 for food, paid tfare N200 to get to the venue and N200 left for my fro. How the remaining N200 lost in my pocket, I can't tell till now. Can't even tell if a fellow applicant pilfered me.

After the interview, that was when I realized I was without a penny. I searched everything to find the missing N200 but to no avail. I almost cried because of how important the money was (pray against every spirit of poverty). Having not seen,

I approached the first two guys for help but they shunned me. Naturally I don't like begging. I prefer to die in silence than begging openly cos I feel very bad if turned down. After the first two guys snubbed me, as a true Nigerian and full blooded 'kpako', and sportive in appearance, something struck me. Immediately, I folded my trouser upward and to add comic to it, I left the tie still on my neck and in no time, I was on the road jogging and heading back home at around 2-3 pm with my file in my hands.

People were looking and in surprise over the unusual jogging dress. That was how I jogged on major roads and short cuts till I reached house. I can't really quantify the total distance but it is something over 10km. As I reached house, I freshened up immediately even though nothing to eat, I found Garri and sipped. Life goes on!

My prayer: may I make it in this life, Amen.

People, in all you do, work hard and pray against poverty. It is not something to wish even your worst enemy.

Meanwhile, the interview ended on 'we'll get back to you". I'm still waiting for them.

Thank you for reading.

You write so well.. Wish you all the best on your job search. AMEN

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Programming / Re: Ekiti Government To Train Youths In Programming by ikay00406(m): 9:52pm On Nov 17, 2021
clockwisereport:


I swear

Every Applicant must possess prior programing knowledge in HTML & CSS, PHP and mySQL.


Wetin again they want train them on?

JavaScript and ReactJS
Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu Appoints Son As Head Of Government Agency by ikay00406(m): 6:40pm On Nov 17, 2021
festacman:
Look, Babajide Akeredolu should be commended for getting involved in governance and learning for the future. For goodness sake, it is project monitoring that he is overseeing in the Governor's Office. He is not a commissioner.

Look, this young man could have, like most politicians's kids, decided to stay abroad, go shopping at will and visit exotic destinations, and then come back to Nigeria sometimes to cruise in big cars or ride big bikes and 'oppress' people in nite clubs but he decided to contribute to his Dad's government.

Respectfully sir, this is Trash. Say no to monarchy or nepotism.

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Sports / Re: This Is How Man Utd Stars Pull Up To Training Everyday In Their Super Cars (Pix) by ikay00406(m): 6:49pm On Nov 16, 2021
Fahdiga:
Showing off is what they are good at. They will soon go the way of Blackburn Rovers
That's their normal lifestyle.. Poverty must have eaten deep into your brain for you to call this showing off.. Go and hustle.

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Sports / Re: Newcastle United Plotting A Transfer Raid Of Four Manchester United Players by ikay00406(m): 4:52pm On Oct 11, 2021
Van de Beek going to Newcastle is good news.. His was such a promising young player before Ole started killing his career.. Now he can reach his full potential playing in another club.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by ikay00406(m): 12:23pm On Sep 26, 2021
Nini and Saga arguing.. These two should just leave today abeg.. angry

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Romance / Re: Man Loses His Job And Gets Dumped By Girlfriend He’s Been Giving N20k Weekly by ikay00406(m): 11:39am On Sep 23, 2021
20,000 weekly times 52weeks in a year= ₦1,040,000.
1 million naira, that's if he choose to save the money every week for one year.
Girls/Women are liabilities I swear. angry

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Business / Re: Naira Plunges To N575 To A Dollar Two Days After Aboki FX Update Suspension by ikay00406(m): 7:36pm On Sep 20, 2021
Now you can clearly observe that abokifx is not the problem. It's the government's poor policies. Abokifx doesn't fix exchange rates, he gets them from the street dollar traders and post on his website. His only being used as a scapegoat by our incompetent economic policy makers. Abokifx or not the exchange rate is skyrocketing.. May God help Nigeria sad

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Business / Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by ikay00406(m): 10:11pm On Aug 17, 2021
TheZebra:
I spent almost my entire life broke, but in 2019, things started getting better and by 2020 my life changed completely. I wouldn't say I was rich, so I'd rather say I became very comfortable. I started looking fresh, people started giving me respect, babes started coming, life was just sweeter than anything I can ever imagine. That was when I knew money rules the world. Money comes with a power that makes you see yourself above everyone, cos you know you can buy anything, pay for anything, do anything... Mehn money good ooo
Lol.. You've said it all cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Obi Cubana? Biography, Businesses, Age, Wife, Net Worth, Sons by ikay00406(m): 8:41am On Jul 19, 2021
Zico5:
To be sincere, I don't envy these kind of people. If u like talk about his business from now till tomorrow. It doesn't change the fact that his wealth is questionable. Someone finished university in 2006 and started Cubana hotel the same year without any work experience anywhere and suddenly his net worth is $500million. Ain't God so great. Mark my words today. FBI will soon open his book of remembrance. It's just a matter of when.
This article is wrong. He finished from UNN in 1998. His academic records are there in Nsukka. Then started Cubana Abuja in 2006. Stop hating on a successful club owner.
Celebrities / Re: Peruzzi Last Moments With Obama DMW Before His Death (Video) by ikay00406(m): 9:33am On Jun 30, 2021
NwaNimo1:
Davido's latest blood sacrifice....

I usually refrain from insulting people online.. But for making this comment..YOU ARE VERY STUPID angry. If I were Davido I'll track you down and teach you a very big lesson.. FOOL angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by ikay00406(m): 11:54pm On Jun 07, 2021
AlfaAce:


He is not broke. He is doing 'father Christmas' for everybody but his household. It has been that way for years. He insults everybody in the house at every given opportunity. If he doesn't get a chance to insult me, he creates one. He tells the neighbors things I've done in the past, he exaggerates the truth or tells outright lies. I can't type everything online. But, oloungbo, He is not broke.

Guy hustle hard, make money and he will respect you. Be a man and earn your respect from the society. Goodluck

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Career / Re: From N10,000 Salary To Millionaire Pay: My Grace Filled Career Journey So Far. by ikay00406(m): 2:14pm On May 23, 2021
Godsownchild199:
Hi Everyone, I’m 26 years old and I want to share my little story with you all. I hope you can learn a thing or two from it. This is not my main account, I had to create a new account in view of my decision to share my story on this platform. I’ve been a Nairalander since 2012 and I have benefitted from the amazing academic and career insights shared by many. So, I thought it kind to share mine to help others in this amazing community.

I graduated from the University (if I reveal this, my colleagues who are avid Nairalanders would identify me grin) some 4-5 years ago with a second class upper, then proceeded to the Nigerian Law School (still made 2:1) and served in Rivers State. I did my NYSC in a reputable law firm (name withheld) in Port Harcourt. It was quite an experience both good and bad. I left the firm after service year out of frustration due to the poor leadership and mismanagement of funds by the head of office (the guy has since been fired). Mind you, my salary as a corper was 10k (the average NYSC legal associate in Lagos earned at least 5 -7 times this amount). I had depression at this point in my life.

After my unpleasant experience at the Port Harcourt firm and months of depression coupled with deep thinking and reflection, I decided to relocate to Lagos in January 2020 hoping to find a change in perspective. Mind you, I’m not from a poor background, my parents are both highly educated and middle-class workers residing in the South. Part of my resolve in relocating to Lagos was that I wouldn’t practice law again, I’ll probably go into technology, banking, or corporate communications (I speak eloquently).

After my relocation, I teamed up with a friend to work at a technology startup somewhere on the Island but this newfound path didn’t go as planned (I call this divine providence) and I was back to sitting at home. I did a few speaking jobs (volunteering) and some petty legal jobs for my friends and family to get by. At this same time, I was aggressively applying for both legal and non-legal jobs. This decision came on the background of my Dad’s advice that I should dust my CV/Certificates, search for a job and revive my already dwindling legal career. My Dad’s attempt to connect me to a senior partner at a hotshot law firm in Victoria Island failed and I basically had to do it my way.

Fast-forward to mid-February 2020 I had three interviews in three law firms within a space of two weeks. These firms ranged from mid-sized to small-sized. I attended all the interviews, the first interview was in a small law firm managed by a Senior Advocate. The SAN immediately liked my personality and offered to instantly hire me on a monthly pay of 100k (below industry standard). The other two law firms had slightly better remuneration, great structure and were bigger in size and outlook but their recruitment process was lengthy and I had to start immediately with the SAN on my Dad’s advice. I grudgingly stayed with the small firm hoping that I’ll get an offer from either of the two mid-sized firms and then port. Unfortunately, COVID happened and one of the firms discontinued my recruitment process while the other firm out rightly rejected me. I was deeply heartbroken. In order to keep my spirit and dreams alive, my Dad kept drumming into my ears that a smaller firm meant more work and a better learning experience. He kept reiterating the need to “know” the law and stop chasing money (what all senior lawyers say ). So, I was basically stuck with this 100k job, trust me at first the environment was deadening and monotonous (reading law reports and writing legal opinions every day isn’t fun at all cry). I felt like ditching my Old man’s advice and resigning during this period but due to COVID, I had to borrow commonsense and stay back. Little did I know that staying back was the best decision I would ever make to date, all thanks to God, my Dad and COVID.

While 100k may sound fair to most people, kindly note that some of my colleagues (with the same academic grades as mine) in top firms earned a monthly average of 250k or more. This awareness made me very discontent and unhappy but I still hung on to my job (a bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush) besides, who quits his or her job in the midst of a COVID induced global economic crises.

Then in October 2020, everything changed! My boss got this very big personal legal project, it was really big and my boss asked me to come on board the project team. I was then paid the sum of N2.5Million for my participation and input in the project. Later on, another personal project came through, although little. I did not even do much this time and my boss gifted me 500 Pounds from the project. All of this financial largess is outside my boss’ magnanimity in other areas like superb mentoring, paying for my professional certifications, and giving me advice (my boss can advise for Africa grin), etc. Mind you, no matter how much I’m gifted or paid from the personal projects handled by my boss, my salary is still fully paid and as at when due. All these legal projects are reflected in my CV and have greatly boosted my career prospect. These projects have also helped me to build an impressive Linkedin profile and I’m currently very active in that space.

Recently, I got involved in another personal legal project with my boss and was paid N2 Million from the project fees. Sometimes, I look back at the events of my life and ask myself how I got to this pivotal point. If I hadn’t listened to my Dad’s advice and sought God’s face, I don’t think I would enjoy this type of privilege. I remember asking God for a multinational job but here I was, stuck with a 100k job completely unaware that God put a multinational remuneration in a small office with barely 8 employees. I’ve only worked for a year and 3 months but I’ve achieved what some people haven’t achieved in 3-5 years (career-wise and financially). Please don’t reject certain little offers that come your way, pray to God and seek advice where possible. Some blessings come in disguises and you may never know. This is my little grace-filled career story; I hope it inspires someone today. I want to thank God Almighty for his grace in my career and my lovely parents for their advice and tremendous support.

PS: I have abridged my story to hide certain facts and information for my personal safety and that of my office and boss. My story may sound too good to be true but believe me, it is absolutely true.

You write so well.. Impressive
Family / Re: Help!!! My Environment Is Draining Me Psychologically. by ikay00406(m): 11:04am On May 13, 2021
CharisEleos:
What made you settle for Ogun of all places in the first place?

Anyways there are nice and affordable places in Lagos on the mainland that are equally cool like the island. If you're interested you can get a cool selfcon for 400k to 650k. The place is very central and exposed. You'll love it!


Which area?
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Siblings For Internet Fraud In Lagos by ikay00406(m): 9:34pm On May 06, 2021
VillagePipu:


Enter Delta state, na whole local government dey steady bomb. Everybody there na working boy. Very pitiable scenario.

Lol
Education / Re: Man Who Graduated With Third Class From OAU Discovers He’s A Genius In Canada by ikay00406(m): 11:08am On Apr 14, 2021
Grandmeister:

You obviously don’t know much about chess..the country with the highest grandmasters is Russia. India just came up recently. 20 years ago Indians were nowhere in the chess world, the Chinese too. Those countries came up because of the availability of internet and the encouraging environment to play against players from other countries. I have represented my university in nuga games, won a couple of prizes in chess, I can easily play a game of chess blindfolded, I have beaten International masters, fide masters and candidate masters online and yet I don’t consider myself a genius.
I didn't mention Russia on purpose.. I mentioned India because I've met a lot of Indians and they're extremely good..The current Number 2 in the World is from India, his name is Anand. The Number 1 is from Norway. I know so much about chess and I play and study moves everyday. Since you claim to be very good at chess and have beaten many International Masters, FIDE masters even blindfolded, why haven't you been recognized and sponsored for any World Chess Championship.. Or is your government stopping you from going? Nigerians just like bragging and making mouth too much.

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Education / Re: Man Who Graduated With Third Class From OAU Discovers He’s A Genius In Canada by ikay00406(m): 10:16am On Apr 14, 2021
Grandmeister:

Who said chess requires a high IQ?? You just need average intelligence to understand the rules and play the game. Are you saying every chess grandmaster is a genius? Totally false! And if Nigerians had the same environment to nurture chess talents we will have a GM by now. It’s all about your environment. We’ve had our International masters beat grandmasters in tournaments abroad.
Yes I stand by my word.. To be good in Chess requires a high IQ.. Every chess grandmaster is good at mathematics.. A typical Chess grandmaster strategizes, thinks and calculates very fast.. The Indians where most grandmasters are from are excellent at mathematics, even from an early age..I've seen an Indian boy at age 12 solving complex mathematics correctly without biro and paper and he was home-schooled by his poor parents. He couldn't even attend a proper school due to poverty but his exceptional maths ability is still flourishing unlike Nigerians that blame their environment/government.. To be a genius is a gift and cannot be hidden in any environment. Stop blaming your government and the environment.
Education / Re: Man Who Graduated With Third Class From OAU Discovers He’s A Genius In Canada by ikay00406(m): 9:02am On Apr 14, 2021
Hyping and Lies.. Nigerians always feeling like they're the smartest in the world..lol..Always blaming the government, lecturers, etc.. Since we're so smart why don't we have plenty inventions to our name.. Why are the Chinese, Japanese, Russians and co leading in major scientific discoveries, space and rocket calculations, robotics, etc.. Thomas Edison, Micheal Faraday, Albert Einstein and co were poor in their lifetime and didn't have any support from their government but still discovered some amazing theories in Physics and other inventions to their name.. Even in games that requires a high IQ such as Chess, no Nigerian Grandmaster.. All you guys have is just Nigerian Mentality.

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