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KiddWaya. Vs Laycon.
Messi. - Ball Boy
Dstv Premium. - Antenna
Gold. - Portor-portor
Pizza - Akara
Dollars. - Naira
Ladies and gentlemen see for yourselves
Which girl on earth would choose this over that?

Blackhawk01:
I do 60 seconds.

I do 90 #NoCap..

garfield1:
Its not possible to stay 2 months without that friend oh

a day without Colorado, is a day unreal..

nazablossom:
Boski behose. chwenchy chwenchy is your year Nnaa

see you there on Sunday

nazablossom:
Dibia anya nzu, agbogidi one of Aguata, I hail o

I am war
The Rion himself
The Riquid metal
The jenjelos man..
The inda............ Complete

akthedream2019:
I an grateful to my grandfather for my television.... You nko?

Hmm..No need for me to talk about your father and grandfather father who both have no history..

Nothing meaningful can be written about them.. They were just there with no value,because being a drunk is not valuable.

I can bet anything that you will choose a bag of saw dust over two of them..

Unfortunately,na the line you dey so ooo

E b dealawood things

nazablossom:
You have been BumBumfied Nengified long time ago na
I thought we came to an agreement

You are my brother in Christ, accept it and know peace

I just checked my archive, the MoU signed is very much still intact..
again, I apologize for going against our terms and policy.

Tonnyray:
So of all things to tattoo on your body na inverted 666 occur to Nengi

are you just knowing that Nengi is a marine sprt?
She came with it follow come while my Erica got possessed while growing up as a young girl by an Ogbanje from imo river..
I've settled her matter with sprite and fanta and 2 white chalk, she's now free...

nazablossom:
I will try, nwanne m nwoke n'ime Chineke

omg! same line Nengi used on ozo "nwanne m nwoke n'ime BigBrother". Are you trying to Nengify me?

Forget all this plenty talk between Elites and iCons, Erica and laycon will eventually date outside that house cos she has realised who really meant well for her..
As for the Simpster, I can bet he'll never have the following;
-Mouth gig
-Three.some
-Lizarding
- forget BDSM, he'll just die seeing only tools.
And on and on and on!!!!
las las, we go hear how him wife take beat am comot for house..
Me too sha gast take am easy b4 dem go bundle me for excess flexing of muscle

nazablossom:
Chegharia, uwa n'acho ikpu o


I'm fine, thank you

Ife anème adiro easy .. Try as much as you can nae kperem ekpere, just maybe I could start going to church again.

nazablossom:
Why my friend

I loved him before, but his Simpism can easily infect a patriarch like me
Disliking ozo is as same as wearing condoms in order not to contract Simpxually Transmitted Disease..
How are you?

JohnnyPalmer:
What is going through my mind now is very funny mehn

What if kid makes the finals and Erica decides to use all her gofundme money to vote for kid?

Con still lose to laycon

this is too much I can handle

Bluntguy:
Even the local government's names are the shortest in Nigeria despite the combination

oju and Obi in Benue

Kaxmytex:
Ozo and nengi on their bed facing each other

Ozo: singing davido song
Wetin i gain, if i loose you to all of the boys online....

Nengi: ozo, go to bed.. go to bed...

I tried changing channel when he's mumuing, then again, had to leave it to study more ways not to fall as one even in a nano-microscopic way..
Watching too much of Ozo can make me send my babe out from my house around 2:30am to clear heart of not tolerating simpism of any form
I can bet my soak away that ozo will be the one moaning when being straffed by Nengi.. Such a watery pussay he is..

Laycon might have small body but he's indeed a god of good lyrics..
I see beyond his body..
Brocode 100%
Calm 100%
Intelligent 100%
Simping 20%
This few qualities made him
-Look more cute than ozo the most notorious simp ever.
-Taller than neo the first warri boy to carry last.
-more loved than the acclaimed Mr Nigeria because it's obvious he'd beat prince hands down on that walkway.
-more 'busty' than Dora cos he surely endures a lot with matured mind
As for ozo, he broke the Simping record tonight, being the first to reach 101% and still counting.. atùru ocha..
I just wish Kidd can choke sense into ozo the simpster..

Ozo isn't just a pussay, but a weak, sluggish and hairy pussay trying by all means possible to suck Nengi's ingrown balls... Haven't seen this kinda simp my whole life...
Papa onyinyechi is a way back notorious simp who sometimes gets beaten up by his wife with all his degrees is far better than this atùru beké..
Ozo just made me hate very fair guys.. Tuehh.

Hunchogee:
Am not him oo..
But that guy was good that year and I was his biggest fan..
Find below our few conversations recently

you just got your self a fan too..
Try staying off tribal banters, it pains me as an igbo guy to see you thread words with some miscreants..
I love your work!

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Akwa Ibom ayaya..

is the bolded fūcking real?
Hunchogee, Iloumoh, Atouke come and confirm for me please

Hunchogee:
Yes oo

are you Atouke?
I loved his updates about ibom, he stopped and you came..
Following you already...

Tears really came out from my eyes..

The generation that started Big Brother Naija from Cee-c' time till now will mostly suffer HBP in nearest future...
It's just too much...

Munzy14:
Eeeyaaa..... Who overtake me...

Greek god Dem(amya's voice)

Munzy14:
Dead the other thought kwa..

lmao she's taken...

Hazardfan1:
I just want Biggie to play all her videos about wanting commitment from Kidd every night, play their short drama at the party room and then play where she and Laycon were dancing and almost kissed....let everyone, HMs and fans see them all today.

valid point but it doesn't seem necessary dragging Kidd into it..

Munzy14:
Interesting!


I will like to have your submission on or before the next live eviction after this one...


And av not heard from u, for the marriage introduction..

nothing much munzy, Erica as an individual has her own flaws which in this case seem too plenty. I love her for who she is and the fact she's certainly the first girl in that house to keep laycon who most of the hms then saw as low-class..
I fell for Erica the very first day laycon was rapping and she was the only audience he had that truly wished him and his career well which her smiles proved..
Others started feeling laycon when they saw and noticed hype from djs and of course his intelligence..
Nothing much sha, Erica has bleeped up and any action that follows is regrettably embraced..
It was all cruise for me until Erica happened, I no believe my eyes..
Surely surely, we go hook up on a good day and I go compensate with one of my girls, but dead the other thought

Munzy14:
you make laugh with your posts...


Lets see if Ubi jus ibi remedium works all the time..

let me steal this one, anytime I visit family house, them go hear am

Munzy14:
Icons welcome iknee....



Drum rollssssssssssssssssss.....



A big signing....


Icons way...

I don't think I would easily betray the love I had for Erica, yes, she has messed up and all but I can understand her outburst..
Note: this is not overriding the fact that laycon is a great guy.. I love his approach on everything he literally does..
We Elites fought a good fight and of course the better man won... omo Ologo he truly is..

Erica will leaves tomorrow and see how popular she was in the house, regrets would hit hard...
Her nude is all over the cyber space, she'll feel bad, regrets would still hit hard...
She'd endure till the end of the show and laycon eventually becomes the Winner, regrets would hit even harder....
I can't wish even my greatest enemy Erica's kind, hence, Kidd's family will not welcome her for their son, regret..
Erica smiles a lot but be careful of their kind cos they could equally do the unthinkable..
After how hard people will come for her, she'll feel bad and feel all alone...
this is where suicide comes in; as an Ogbanje, they can't stand public backlash, and with what I saw in her, I pray she doesn't stand as the first bbhousemate to commit suicide.....
Mod: I'm always too lazy to type on here, but take this as it is..
But I Love Erica, I never saw through her spiritual warfare to fight for her from here..

Only a spiritualist would understand what is going on with Erica...
She's an Ogbanje, and Ogbanje's don't take dry gin.
Vodka, Spirit or Rum she can handle..

I see why she had issues with her parent.
Erica is not toxic, she's evil..

big brother is drunk..
He called Eric and ran for dear life
My girl don lafff kill her self

I love laycon..
Munzy14 invite me over officially..