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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves Edo For Abuja, After Obaseki's Campaign (Photos) by IkoloTheSage: 6:07pm On Sep 06, 2016
ALAYORMII:
Buhari shittt we go see am for nairaland home page
PoliticsRe: Help Me Pray, God Needs To Remove Our Governor! by IkoloTheSage: 8:51pm On Sep 05, 2016
youngest85:
Na God put am dere?
Don't mind the mofo.

They'll use their thumbs to entrap themselves and thenafter come be making noise all around.

That's how they foisted Buhari on us . Today, they are wailing upandan.
It is no longer clear to me who the real wailing wailers are.
CrimeRe: Ugandan Man Jumps From A Six-Storey Building (Photos + Video) by IkoloTheSage: 8:35pm On Sep 05, 2016
"I'll rather kill myself than to commit suicide."

Why risk a jump when you can very well afford sniper?

How much is a 12-bullet English nau?
Why not just blast your brains out and go painlessly?

Or take overdose of what can kill instata if injected?

Falling is not a good way to kill yourself. It's but suicidal.
Chances are that you won't die. And when you don't die, there's no pain in the world as that which will greet your pummeled frame.
CultureRe: Finally Delta State Govt Presents Staff Of Office 2 Youngest King In Nigeria(pix by IkoloTheSage: 8:15pm On Sep 05, 2016
The influence of the great Ubini empire is evidently abundant in the ways of these niegbouring folks.

From Ugboko to Igbanke; from Abudu to Agbor; from Onitcha-Ugbo to Umunede, It is there.
You can't take it away from them.

That their language have got tints and tinges of Esan and Edo fused into them is no coincidence.

Meanwhile, the heinious activities of these Fulani Herdsmen should be stopped or ameliorated already.

He that is not cautioned cautions himself.

These killings is gradually heading to a point when it will culminate into a possible fracas between the Northerners and their host communities.

If men were still men, you can't kill a peoples' king without inviting big time trouble for your folks when you might have been gunned down and gone. You won't go down alone, you know.

Your head will not be enough to assuage the anger occasioned by your sacrilegious act.
Theirs would roll as well , and then, the shout of war soon follows.

A man once made a case about fleas strutting about his wound and eating it deep. "Nobody notices the fleas" he said.
"It is when I start killing and chewing them up that people comes growling hypocritically".

Nobody will see these fulani boys until revenges starts hitting them.

Long live the king though.
PoliticsRe: Buhari And APC Governors Storm Edo Grand Rally Tuesday by IkoloTheSage: 7:05pm On Sep 05, 2016
Somebody once opined that our woes and troubles today are resultant effects of the fart Buhari farted far away in Abuja.

People are commiting suicide, folks are losing their jobs on a daily bases, those that are kind enough not to retrench are cutting their workers' pay, other companies are outrightly leaving the country and a mere 2-course meal is now a problem.

Now, think.

If Obaseki is allowed to replicate such a mess at the local level here in Benin, and it forges a union with Buhari's own atomic 'ehun', how on earth are you gonna survive it?

The choice is yours to vote life or death.
The choice is yours to vote governance or alibi.
The choice is yours to vote Ize-Iyamu or Obaseki.
PoliticsRe: WHEN YOU HEAR NIGERIA IS IN RECESSION AND YOU SEE THIS !!!! by IkoloTheSage: 8:40pm On Sep 02, 2016
The €1m question.
Science/TechnologyRe: LIVE UPDATE: Eclipes Of The Sun (Photos) by IkoloTheSage: 9:10am On Sep 01, 2016
Sorry.
Nothing like Eclipse here in my end of Lagos.
Nothing at all.
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-bruce Blasts Someone Who Slammed Him On Twitter by IkoloTheSage: 6:18am On Aug 24, 2016
aressssa:
Funny enough, the N11 billion taxpayer's money he stole and refused to return before AMCON confidticated his properties could have provided thousands of jobs for the same Nigerian youths he sits on twitter and fight with everyday. ..


8 years as nta director with nothing to show and on top of that, he stole our money...


What a scumbag...
Holy shit!

Are you always this stupid or you're putting in extra-extra today?

The tax payers money you're talking about was lent him and not the other way round. He pays interests on it.

He runs businesses with it, employs the likes of your kings and role models and still live flamouyantly with it.

Now ask yourself: If I want a loan of one million naira now, can I ever get it - even in my whole life?

When you're done answering your pauperised self, you can come resume your shades-throwing.
CelebritiesRe: Earthquake Struck Rome And Central Italy Today by IkoloTheSage: 5:58am On Aug 24, 2016
MrOlihilistic:
Their sins and adultery is gradually affecting the land
Mr God,
Remove the log in your own eyes first before aiming for the saw-dust in another man's.

You're now Jehovah.
You now dish judgement.

Oshe.
BusinessRe: N20,000 Changed To N10 Notes In Ibadan, Apata (Photos) by IkoloTheSage: 6:50pm On Aug 23, 2016
I don't doubt this at all.
I've seen things.
PoliticsRe: Osita Chidoka Arrives Ojo Maduekwe's Burial On Bicycle (pic) by IkoloTheSage: 10:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
His posts have been all about this Ojo man lately.
I sometimes wonder what he so did for him that have clung this tenanciously to his memories.

Two loyals folks like Reno Omokri and Osita Chidoka - I don't think I'll want more.
CelebritiesRe: 90s Throwback Photo Of Ngozi Okonjo-iweala & Her Family by IkoloTheSage: 2:23pm On Aug 21, 2016
CHANNELStv2020:
WE IGBOS ARE THE WHITES OF AFRICA.
oga shut up and shift go one side.

Being stupid on sunday is supposed to be strange.
CelebritiesRe: 90s Throwback Photo Of Ngozi Okonjo-iweala & Her Family by IkoloTheSage: 2:22pm On Aug 21, 2016
Wow.
Four fine boys.
Reminds of Fayose's soldiers and Alakija's mommy boys.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 14 Hilarious Jobs To Meet A Celebrity In Lagos by IkoloTheSage: 6:58am On Aug 21, 2016
ymee:
Are u among d beneficiaries?
grin
Was just a spectator.
I never was that disposed to hop out of my drive and scuttle my way through to him.

Too much of goodness and mercies follows me already.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 14 Hilarious Jobs To Meet A Celebrity In Lagos by IkoloTheSage: 11:03pm On Aug 20, 2016
You're not far from the truth, sweet.

Met Pete Edochie sometime ago at that ever-clogged roundabout that runs round to Badore and runs off to Lekki or Epe(depending on where you're coming from). Guess Ajah roundabout or so.

Dude was customarily trapped in the traffic and it wasn't long before folks surrounded his lexus jeep.

Simple man.
No security, just his driver and I guess - his personal assistant.
He sat in the front with the driver whilst the other man occupied the owner's end.
And no- the car wasn't tinted.
So, it wasn't difficult for him to be spoted.

I was overjoyed is an understatement. The kind of catalystically scintilating emotion that ran through my head was devoid of any equivocation. The man is a role model.

Baaba o,
awon boys ti jeun (don't know if I got it right) grin soon rented the air.

Oga drop.
He dropped.
E empty im pocket.
And soon, there was nothing else to give except prayers.
He laid hands on many.
Praying for a fulfiled life for them - beggars, disables, ticketers, hawkers, omo-niles and every-every that came.
He makes more sign of the cross than the pope too.

Meeting some celebs is actually fun but never all of them.

I doubt if I'd want to meet Terry G, Kcee, Dbanj or Ice Prince.
EducationRe: This Is What A Friend Told Me Happened At A University In Australia... by IkoloTheSage: 7:50am On Aug 20, 2016
laurel03:
But when they arrested them on drugs level they don't them identify as biafrans..
shut the Bleep up jor.

When the south-eaterners and south-southerners are arrested for crimes abroad, are you not the first to jump upandan labelling them IPOB?

The intelects have chosed to be identified as IPOBs now and you're making noise.


Gerraut jor.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Destroys 21 Hectares Of Cannabis In Osun by IkoloTheSage: 6:33pm On Aug 15, 2016
This is their own agricultural transformation.
It is well.
EducationRe: Nigerian Youth, Social Media And The Fantasy Of The Leader Of Tomorrow. by IkoloTheSage: 6:29pm On Aug 15, 2016
It's a pity, my brother.
IslamRe: Saudi Arabia Arrests Nigerian Pilgrim With Kolanuts by IkoloTheSage: 6:25pm On Aug 15, 2016
Stay in your country, you'll not.

I wonder what prayer you're going to pray there that you can't pray in the comfort of your country.

This is one of the prices you pay for being mental slaves to the middle-easterners.
PoliticsRe: Iara Oshiomhole Visits Orphanage In Ekpoma And Uromi by IkoloTheSage: 5:41pm On Aug 15, 2016
It is when election approaches that you see these imbeciles thronging religious houses and orphanages.

Kindly make your corrections, supermod. Uromi - Not Eromi.
PoliticsRe: Iara Oshiomhole Visits Orphanage In Ekpoma And Uromi by IkoloTheSage: 5:38pm On Aug 15, 2016
veekid:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Look at that black Man in white, ehhhh ehhhhh so [size=26pt] gigantically Enormous[/size]
He is Fr Johnbosco Ezehi.

He's as big as his heart.

A philantropist per excellence.
RomanceRe: Ada Ocha Ntu And Mark Hall's Bitter Love Story by IkoloTheSage: 7:04pm On Aug 12, 2016
He even had the guts to let her in on the know, concerning the taxi he bought for the other woman.

I'd kill him twice.
EducationRe: 150 Courses Unaccredited In Nigerian Universities — FULL LIST by IkoloTheSage: 8:05pm On Aug 09, 2016
Are you sure of your list man?

O've got homies who study some of those selected courses in Uni, AAU specifically.

What becomes their fate upon graduation?
CrimeRe: Uzoamaka Chukwu Who Was Flogged In Ebonyi For Sex Act - Photos by IkoloTheSage: 1:43pm On Aug 07, 2016
Adeoba10:
See eye like wande coal own....
Ano understand all d grammer sef. The question b say SHE CHOP BANANA or NOT?
You're a nitwit.

You go kill her because say she chop banana?

According to your Nation's constitution, she's well of age and at liberty to chop whatever she desires, banana or plantain, at age 15.

The condemnation should be on moral ground, and should not exceed the ambits of a heart-to-heart talk with her.
Anything other than that is an abberation of her inalienable endowments as a free human.
CelebritiesRe: 'It Was A Mistake To Think (buhari's Govt) Was The Way Forward' - Rapper Eldee by IkoloTheSage: 12:42pm On Aug 07, 2016
No more forms, broda.
No more forms.
Your brothers had earlier came for the ones we had left.
PoliticsRe: Republic Of Benin President: Nigeria’s Economic Woes Affecting African Nations by IkoloTheSage: 10:30am On Aug 03, 2016
Propropro:
So you hate me for being igbohuh
Then, you fold your Igboship and shove it somehwere between your two thighs.

I'm not Igbo and don't wish I'm.
Neither am I pro-biafra.

What I don't take is anybody trying to make those folks feel like they don't deserve Biafra in the face of all these condemnable marginalisation which in their place- have been on for a donkey years, and still persists.

I don't hate you for being Igbo. You should hate yourself for being Igbo.
PoliticsRe: Edo Guber: PDP Members Back Obaseki In Etsako by IkoloTheSage: 10:21am On Aug 03, 2016
ebujany:
As long as PDP edo state still have the past thieves supporting this pastor, oga forget it. PDP finished edo state, what do they want again? Show me what PDP did in edo? Ntn and they want to come back
Past thieves?
Don't make me laugh.

Can you point out an official of the Edo state government that wasn't before now a PDP member?

Is it Oshiomole's Chief of staff - Obahiagbon?
Is it Odubu?
Is it Julius Ihonbvere?
Is it the present Deputy Guber aspirant?
Or is it Oshiomole that got to where he is today through the corrupt Igbinedion's help that is not a theif?

It is not about the past.
It is about today and tomorrow.
Edo can't afford to repeat the mistakes of the past glaringly inherent in Obaseki's Candidacy.

Ize-Iyamu is the messiah.

If he's running under Labour Party, please vote Labour Party.
If KOWA is the party, vote KOWA.
PoliticsRe: Republic Of Benin President: Nigeria’s Economic Woes Affecting African Nations by IkoloTheSage: 10:10am On Aug 03, 2016
Propropro:
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Mind you I'm also an igbo from mbaise local government in imo state but i don't think biafra is the solution for we Igbo's sad
Who gives a Bleep if you're Igbo or not?

You stink.
PoliticsRe: Republic Of Benin President: Nigeria’s Economic Woes Affecting African Nations by IkoloTheSage: 10:02am On Aug 03, 2016
Propropro:
When a whole Nigeria with a landmass of 928,000km sq and population of 200,000,000 is lamenting and technically in recession, i wonder how those shouting biafra intends to run a resource deficient country like biafra. South Sudan is still suffering from their decision to leave Sudan till tomorrow. Collectively we will work together to build a better country and economy. Let's support Buhari's government and stop shouting biafra sad
Don't be idiotic.

Face your problems and leave the Easterners out of it.

They reserve the right to aspire to having their own country, and you can't take that away from them.

How they survive shouldn't be your problem. Stop pointing out South-Sudan to them. That should be a problem you'd be glad they're facing when they get there.

On the topic, these countries don't mean us well. They only cling to us cos of the many benefits that accrues to them from associating with us.

See how that one is whining the country and calling us 'big broda'. You don catch maga nah.

When this storms finally ends, I'm of the opinion that we give them space and deal with them only at our own terms and interests in the fashion of South-Africa.

Purge yourself of your hate for them lest it kill you.
PoliticsRe: Edo Guber: PDP Members Back Obaseki In Etsako by IkoloTheSage: 9:46am On Aug 03, 2016
A ward chairman?
Forget it.

Even if Dan Orbih decides to join APC today, it won't make any difference.

This is not about personalities. It is about the people.
It is about their future.
It is about their quest for a better life and meaning to their existence.
It is about the resuscitation of the made-moribound industries in Edo state.
It is about employment for our youths who are daily braving the sahara for a better life in Europe.
It is about the future of those whose folks are buried in the shallow sands of the sahel.
It is about the survival of our unpaid pensioniers.

The question is effective and pragmatic leadership and only Ize-Iyamu is the answer.

Pedro Obaseki has said it all.
RomanceRe: Is Marriage To A Cousin Of Your Cousin Permissible? by IkoloTheSage: 7:19pm On Jul 31, 2016
It depends on your culture, broda .

Emir Sanusi is married to his cousin.
Many of such marriages also exist in many Nigerian societies.

If your culture permits it, marry her fa.
All these oloshos everywhere deserves no commitment or marriage from a responsible man .
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Will Never Teach Pre-school Kids Again! by IkoloTheSage: 9:37am On Jul 28, 2016
Hahahaha...

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