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Celebrities / Re: Single Mum Wins $758m Lottery Making Her Richer Than Beyonce And Taylor Swift by Ilajeboy(m): 3:35am On Aug 26, 2017
I see no reason y dz woman won't díè smiling... Chai see money in dollars abeg gimme 1% only abeg

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Romance / Re: Pregnant Transgender Man Reveals How He Plans To Raise His Unborn Child. Photos by Ilajeboy(m): 3:29am On Aug 26, 2017
angry sad cry lipsrsealed but what is this

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Celebrities / Re: Miss Bumbum Released Raunchy Photos After Picking Barcelona's New Manager by Ilajeboy(m): 12:13am On Aug 25, 2017
grin where them Vaseline crew when u need them

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Celebrities / Re: Female Corps Member Pairs Her NYSC Polo With A Long Khaki Skirt (photo by Ilajeboy(m): 1:00pm On Aug 23, 2017
embarassed cry undecided what nonsense is this
Education / Re: Festus Disappears With ATM Cards Of Madonna University Students by Ilajeboy(m): 12:20pm On Aug 23, 2017
RichiB:
The man weighed the number ATMs given to him with different amounts he was asked to withdraw and also weighed his problems,then he decided to make a choice..!


See ure blessed.... Opportunity kúkú come but once, Festus don dey somewhere dey jaiye Skoda
Phones / Re: Which Is Currently The Best Offline Football Game On Android? by Ilajeboy(m): 8:31pm On Aug 22, 2017
Phones / Re: Which Is Currently The Best Offline Football Game On Android? by Ilajeboy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 22, 2017
Phones / Re: Which Is Currently The Best Offline Football Game On Android? by Ilajeboy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 22, 2017
Crime / Re: Nurse Stabs Husband To Death In Lagos by Ilajeboy(m): 10:36pm On Aug 21, 2017
embarassed cry undecided only in Africa we carry marriage for head..... As for me ND my future wife we would have finished all nitro before getting married d European way
Romance / Re: She Desperately Wants To Marry Me by Ilajeboy(m): 12:24am On Aug 18, 2017
grin wey this guy go jst dey jeje keep matter to himself.. He come go carry matter come nairaland where half are semi gaga crazy... Jst see curses changing places like simultaneous equation
Politics / Re: Salaries: Lawmakers Are Unarmed Robbers – Obasanjo by Ilajeboy(m): 11:09pm On Aug 17, 2017
grin chai obj suffer for nairaland oooo see ballistic curses ND abuses
Crime / Re: Alfa Keeps Human Parts Of His Friend In The Ceiling by Ilajeboy(m): 10:14pm On Aug 17, 2017
Though I don't support this..... Ilorin is north central for goodness sake ND not part of Yoruba land its jst like saying Delta is part of Igbo
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Requests $300 Million To Buy A Submarine. by Ilajeboy(m): 12:31pm On Aug 17, 2017
grin the navy needs it so that it'll be able to send ballistic missiles from Lagos waters to sambisa in borno
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off Dollars,interior Of His ''n12m Home' And Man Who Gave Him N1m by Ilajeboy(m): 8:00am On Aug 17, 2017
angry cry undecided Chau dz guy ehhh.... Y money dey miss road sef
Music/Radio / Re: "Don Jazzy Do Marry" - Vic O Drops Donjazzy Diss Track by Ilajeboy(m): 9:53pm On Aug 16, 2017
cheesy grin orisirisi wéré lọ wà speedy Darlington Vic ó denrele bobrisky........ Even TERRY G (FIRST OF HIS NAME... ỌBA GBOGBO GINJAH ) would be amazed at the level of INSANITY of these people

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Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Admire You, Chase You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You. by Ilajeboy(m): 11:47pm On Aug 15, 2017
AlwaysPad:


You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart






Lwkmd.. Seriously
Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Admire You, Chase You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You. by Ilajeboy(m): 11:43pm On Aug 15, 2017
AlwaysPad:


You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart
grin
AlwaysPad:


You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart



Lwkmd lyk seriously girls fat like crazy even d ones that form foreign

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno And His Girlfriend Lola Rae Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Ilajeboy(m): 2:10pm On Aug 14, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Nice one,
Nwa Igbo ekwesiro I-me onye ofe nmanu oyi.


This is Ogunmola's law at work or The law of diminishing marginal sexual utility.

OGUNMOLA'S LAW


States that every pvnny has an expiry date.
Upon expiry of which, the satisfaction derived from remaining in such relationship is inversely proportional to the happiness generated from smashing the pvnny even if time is constant.






Lwkmd......ogunmola law
Education / Re: Majority Of University Of Ibadan Lecturers Voted For Indefinite Strike - UI VC by Ilajeboy(m): 8:05pm On Aug 13, 2017
cry angry ND lautech still dey on their own strike
Education / Re: Top 10 Most Competitive Courses In Nigeria Universities by Ilajeboy(m): 8:48am On Aug 13, 2017
angry want to study geophysics.... Any ideas anyone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 12th August 2017 by Ilajeboy(m): 2:36pm On Aug 12, 2017
cry my ticket

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Health / Re: South African Bodybuilder Breaks Neck Doing A Backflip! by Ilajeboy(m): 1:21pm On Aug 12, 2017
Firstly d stunt wasn't complete that's not a backflip....... Secondly did he die?
Politics / Re: How Solarin Picked Igbo Kids From Warfront And Trained Them —omole by Ilajeboy(m): 9:40am On Aug 12, 2017
cool grin proud exmay I am

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes 9-Year-Old Boy To Death In Kebbi by Ilajeboy(m): 1:17am On Aug 12, 2017
cry lipsrsealed angry some girls ain't worth bleeping talk less of a boy.... Y dz Hausa b like this

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by Ilajeboy(m): 7:57pm On Aug 11, 2017
grin my fucking ND over 2.5
Food / Re: Nigerian Man Who Bought A Plastic Fish In London Cries Out (Video) by Ilajeboy(m): 8:30am On Aug 11, 2017
menwongo:
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Where's my school.... MERRYBET ACADEMY

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Sports / Re: Iran Bans Two Players From National Team After Playing Israelis by Ilajeboy(m): 8:27am On Aug 11, 2017
cry senseless Islamic extremists....

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants Order Northerners & Yorubas Out Of Region Before October 1 by Ilajeboy(m): 8:24pm On Aug 10, 2017
angry sad ticking time bomb
Pets / Re: Meet Some Of My Gsds (DDR Bloodlines) by Ilajeboy(m): 6:49pm On Aug 09, 2017
angry then to enter ur compound nw go be wàhálà

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Romance / Re: 45-Year-Old Man Slumps & Dies In His Lover's Room In Abuja After Sex by Ilajeboy(m): 6:31pm On Aug 09, 2017
maklelemakukula:

will I chew the garlic...explain in lay man"s language the methods of ingestion please





Chew d garlic ND take d vitamin c tablets after a minute
Romance / Re: 45-Year-Old Man Slumps & Dies In His Lover's Room In Abuja After Sex by Ilajeboy(m): 5:04pm On Aug 09, 2017
maklelemakukula:
oga naija be this...talk wetin person go understand



Lol 4 pieces of garlics ND vitamin c tablets everyday

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