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I see no reason y dz woman won't díè smiling... Chai see money in dollars abeg gimme 1% only abeg

but what is this

where them Vaseline crew when u need them

what nonsense is this

RichiB:
The man weighed the number ATMs given to him with different amounts he was asked to withdraw and also weighed his problems,then he decided to make a choice..!

See ure blessed.... Opportunity kúkú come but once, Festus don dey somewhere dey jaiye Skoda

Marvel1206:
Fifa14
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B51U2Iv-sADRR3pFWFRHSnZFclE/view?usp=drivesdk
Obb
http://upfile.mobi/index.php?page=file&f=L9iNf1PUoLa&p=Apk
apk

Pls i have d fifa 14 already how can I upgrade it from the game

Marvel1206:
Fifa14
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B51U2Iv-sADRR3pFWFRHSnZFclE/view?usp=drivesdk
Obb
http://upfile.mobi/index.php?page=file&f=L9iNf1PUoLa&p=Apk
apk

Pls i have d fifa 14 already how can I upgrade it from the game

Marvel1206:
Fifa14
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B51U2Iv-sADRR3pFWFRHSnZFclE/view?usp=drivesdk
Obb
http://upfile.mobi/index.php?page=file&f=L9iNf1PUoLa&p=Apk
apk

Pls i have d fifa 14 already how can I upgrade it from the game

only in Africa we carry marriage for head..... As for me ND my future wife we would have finished all nitro before getting married d European way

wey this guy go jst dey jeje keep matter to himself.. He come go carry matter come nairaland where half are semi gaga crazy... Jst see curses changing places like simultaneous equation

chai obj suffer for nairaland oooo see ballistic curses ND abuses

Though I don't support this..... Ilorin is north central for goodness sake ND not part of Yoruba land its jst like saying Delta is part of Igbo

the navy needs it so that it'll be able to send ballistic missiles from Lagos waters to sambisa in borno

Chau dz guy ehhh.... Y money dey miss road sef

orisirisi wéré lọ wà speedy Darlington Vic ó denrele bobrisky........ Even TERRY G (FIRST OF HIS NAME... ỌBA GBOGBO GINJAH ) would be amazed at the level of INSANITY of these people

AlwaysPad:
You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart

Lwkmd.. Seriously

AlwaysPad:
You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart

AlwaysPad:
You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart

Lwkmd lyk seriously girls fat like crazy even d ones that form foreign

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice one,
Nwa Igbo ekwesiro I-me onye ofe nmanu oyi.


This is Ogunmola's law at work or The law of diminishing marginal sexual utility.

OGUNMOLA'S LAW


States that every pvnny has an expiry date.
Upon expiry of which, the satisfaction derived from remaining in such relationship is inversely proportional to the happiness generated from smashing the pvnny even if time is constant.

Lwkmd......ogunmola law

ND lautech still dey on their own strike

want to study geophysics.... Any ideas anyone

my ticket

Firstly d stunt wasn't complete that's not a backflip....... Secondly did he die?

proud exmay I am

some girls ain't worth bleeping talk less of a boy.... Y dz Hausa b like this

my fucking ND over 2.5

menwongo:
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Where's my school.... MERRYBET ACADEMY

senseless Islamic extremists....

ticking time bomb

then to enter ur compound nw go be wàhálà

maklelemakukula:
will I chew the garlic...explain in lay man"s language the methods of ingestion please

Chew d garlic ND take d vitamin c tablets after a minute

maklelemakukula:
oga naija be this...talk wetin person go understand

Lol 4 pieces of garlics ND vitamin c tablets everyday