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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Pictured With Ben Bruce And Ademola Adeleke by Ilajeboy(m): 9:48am On Jul 27, 2017
Remembering Tai Solarin.... Any exmay in the house #knowledge is light

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Politics / Re: Igbos Will Suffer If Elections Do Not Hold In Anambra - Gov. Obiano. by Ilajeboy(m): 9:11am On Jul 27, 2017
undecidedAiniseshe aka lack of work dey worry so many people on dis forum
Celebrities / Re: Singer Wande Coal Announces World Tour by Ilajeboy(m): 8:12am On Jul 27, 2017
HottestFire:

How many songs humblesmith get before going on tour.

You sure don't know WC during Mo'Hits and now that he is alone..



That humblesmith doesn't know wats doing him
Romance / Re: Runs Girls Ask Government To Legalize Prostitution by Ilajeboy(m): 3:18am On Jul 27, 2017
undecided ashawo get association.. No wonder many men die in their prime
Religion / Re: Osinbajo Will Be Sworn In As President; Atiku Will Take Over In 2019 – Prophet by Ilajeboy(m): 3:16am On Jul 27, 2017
Religion is politics - majek fashek

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Properties / Re: 15 Rescued, Dozens Feared Dead,as Building Collapses In Lagos Island-see Photo by Ilajeboy(m): 2:55am On Jul 27, 2017
By morning broad daylight another afonja vs Igbo war bullshit would start
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso In Egypt To Rescue Students From Repatriation By The State Govt (pics) by Ilajeboy(m): 2:46am On Jul 27, 2017
cry if only dz damned politicians could just invest in Nigerian universities... D forces holding Africa esp Nigeria ehh........ My first FTC on dz forum since joining some weeks back.. Nairaland members need orientation about half need psychiatric evaluation. Seun Osewa and d mods aren't doin enough concerning this afonja vs ipob bullshit but am sure it's due to joblessness.. Soon we'll make headway #ayemafuge

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Wande Coal Announces World Tour by Ilajeboy(m): 2:43am On Jul 27, 2017
undecided on top hw many songs
Romance / Re: The Moon Is The Guarantee Of LIFE On Earth by Ilajeboy(m): 2:42am On Jul 27, 2017
Jehovah reigns
Business / Re: NAFDAC Advises Exporters To Stop Embarrassing Nigeria - MUST READ by Ilajeboy(m): 2:18am On Jul 27, 2017
undecided Black mentality
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Illness Has Taken A Toll On His Health, Visiting Governor Says by Ilajeboy(m): 2:13am On Jul 27, 2017
undecided he should come back alive that's d koko
Car Talk / Re: Why Some SUVs Can Be Submerged And Driven In Water Without Stalling The Engine by Ilajeboy(m): 2:06am On Jul 27, 2017
cryJst because of FTC
Celebrities / Re: Iheanocho Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by Ilajeboy(m): 2:04am On Jul 27, 2017
cry undecided sad this news Don tey na

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Donald Trump Says Transgender People 'can't Serve' In US Military by Ilajeboy(m): 1:55am On Jul 27, 2017
grin Trump is sure crazy

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Celebrities / Re: Blac Chyna Steps Out With Her New Boyfriend (photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 1:54am On Jul 27, 2017
coolAll dz foreign female celebrities and prick

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Blame 'jesus Christ' For My Canceled Purpose Tour - Justin Bieber Says by Ilajeboy(m): 1:51am On Jul 27, 2017
Fine boy beiber.... come play for Barcelona
Romance / Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Ilajeboy(m): 1:26am On Jul 27, 2017
Hakeem12:
Say what, a girl's voice alone can turn me on, let alone her whole body. Last week my part3 practical instructor only placed her hand[/color] on my thighs, men I nearly passed out, she's a very beautiful woman in her late thirties. She is my chemistry instructor and she was trying to illustrate the effect of Hydrofluoric acid on the skin. She con place her hand on top my lap and said "suppose it pours here, it will show your bones" naso my young john start to dey rise. I had to move closer to the table to conceal it. Another time was when a lady was trying to leave her seat, she was sitting beside me and I had to shift for her to pass. That was when she tripped and sat on my lap, young john responded instantly, she merely looked at me and smiled. I was very ashamed, I could only smile back. [color=#990000][color=#000000][/color]



U need agbo jedi
Romance / Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Ilajeboy(m): 1:19am On Jul 27, 2017
Ishilove:

This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.

She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.

She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.

When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her

"What did you go and do in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.

"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.

"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.

She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.

"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.

All hell was let loose.

"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.

To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.

In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.

Insane stuff.




Lol
Arrant bullshit
Politics / Re: Opinion About Buhari's Call To All Governors. by Ilajeboy(m): 9:38pm On Jul 26, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Your Fiancé/husband In This Condition by Ilajeboy(m): 9:34pm On Jul 26, 2017
Make everybody dey go their house ni

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Floods Hit Northern Germany, by Ilajeboy(m): 9:30pm On Jul 26, 2017
Shey dz topic go reach fp sha
Health / Re: How To Lift Your Breast by Ilajeboy(m): 9:28pm On Jul 26, 2017
Y I go visit link ehh.... When I was kinda interested ohh jeez nothing annoys ẹ more than seeing young girls with sagging breasts
Celebrities / Re: 4 Unforgettable Moments At The Oxymoron Of Kenny Blaq by Ilajeboy(m): 9:26pm On Jul 26, 2017
Who èé be
Events / Re: Between This Nigerian Groom & His Bride At Their Colorful Wedding In The UK.PICS by Ilajeboy(m): 9:24pm On Jul 26, 2017
madridguy:



This is debauchery
Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl Caught Watching Porn In Awka, Beaten With Electronic Cable by Ilajeboy(m): 9:01pm On Jul 26, 2017
FTrebirth:
you can't compare lex with shane diesel.




I raise hand for you ooo
Politics / Re: Senators Vote YES for Immunity for NASS members by Ilajeboy(m): 8:57pm On Jul 26, 2017
In saner climes dz Nass members would be gunned down one by one or their assembly building blown up.... But Nigerians are cowards there is no revolution coming even 10 years from now

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Crime / Re: Illegal Lab Where Hard Drug Is Produced By Husband And Wife Busted In Enugu.PICS by Ilajeboy(m): 8:42pm On Jul 26, 2017
Jetleeee:
I'll recite the Chinese National anthem the day I open a drug related thread and potor people aren't involved


grin lwkmd I beg of u.... My Belle ooo

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Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl Caught Watching Porn In Awka, Beaten With Electronic Cable by Ilajeboy(m): 8:11pm On Jul 26, 2017
LexngtonSteele:
What do you expect?

They should give her a medal for watching my movies? cool

Give your life to Christ if you understand my message....Ishilove, you especially tongue





cry Lexington Steele bloody porn star with massive cock...... Ohh bygones
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Swears-in Stephen Ocheni & Suleiman Hassan As Ministers (Photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 2:35pm On Jul 26, 2017
angryWhere is my DRAGUNOV svd sniper
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Od Boy Rapes 45-Year-Old Woman In Lagos, Robs Her by Ilajeboy(m): 2:19pm On Jul 26, 2017
holakun11:
NCAN will have a though time craking this name




He's definitely igbó or south east they're d ones that bear such names

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Crime / Re: 19-Year-Od Boy Rapes 45-Year-Old Woman In Lagos, Robs Her by Ilajeboy(m): 2:16pm On Jul 26, 2017
45 year old... Y some boys no just get sense, when young blood full everywhere smh

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