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Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland- Another Hate Forum by Ilajeboy(m): 12:00pm On Jul 28, 2017

Celebrities › Re: DJ Enimoney And Iwalewa Ojebiyi Expecting Their First Child (Photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 10:57am On Jul 28, 2017

ALAYORMII:
If i was God on the judgement day.....

1. Christiano Ronaldo - Philantropic, kind, no tattoos, loving; but arrogant, lustful, fornicator: #Hellfire with hard labor

2. Lionel Messi - Giving help, humble, less talking; but a tax evader, tattooing: #Hellfire

3. John Terry - leader, patient; but an adulterer, covetuous: #Hellfire wid hard labour, daily frog-jumb nd dail firewood fetching.

4. Ryan Giggs - peaceful, gentle, kind, patient; but Covetuous. #hellfire wid barbed-wire flogging daily.

5. Lukaku - humble, hardworking; but deceitful: #hanging

6. L.Suarez - violent, biting, betrayer: #hellfire wid bouncer beatings daily.

7. D.Costa - violent, fighter, arrogant and stubborn: #hellfire wid hard labour.

8. Moses - humble, patient, kind; but a diver, an injury faker: hell fire, hanging wid strong beating.

9. Rashford - Innocent, humble, hardworking, respectful; #Heaven

10. Mbappe - Same as Rashford.

11. Pogba - hardworking, respectful; but wat d hell is on ur head? #Lucifer, take him away 4rm here.

12. Ferguson - Good in all areas, but wot's d chewing 4? Ok, pardoned - #Heaven.

13. Alayormii - this is my beloved son: #Heaven_direct, with hollandia, honey, chocolate, toasted bread, salad, Shawarma, and everything heaven has to offer everyday of ur lyf.

14. Lalasticlala -
Loves snake like life itself... Heaven with snake pepper soup.

15.NwaAmaikpe- Trouble maker, like silly talks....... Hellfire, 2x flogging with fan belt daily.

16. Airforce1- Failed musician, like creating silly threads, etc.... hell fire with hard labor.

17. Obontami - From their name you shall know them, join Airforce1 in hell with mild labor

18. Smelling Anus- Abegg carry ur smell go meet Satan.... Hellfire with steady beating

19. Explorer - Sensible, creates nice and informative threads. Join Lalasticlala in heaven and enjoy the goodies

20. Royver - kind, friendly, simple, God fearing ...... Heaven with all the goodies heaven has to offer.

21. Seun - An atheist, doesn't believe I exist and for this reason, he's sentenced to 2million years in hellfire after which his case will be revisited.

Na joke I dey ooo
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Ur ban is loading

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Now Has One Billion Active Daily Users by Ilajeboy(m): 8:30am On Jul 28, 2017

d guy that sold WhatsApp to Zuckerberg for a billion dollars is stupid... In fact his own is out of this world

Culture › Re: How M.K.O Was Nearly Prevented From Becoming Are Ona-kakanfo (pic) by Ilajeboy(m): 3:52am On Jul 28, 2017

too long having insomnia ND hungry

Celebrities › Re: Man Utd Stars Bailly, Fosu-mensah Acknowledge Nigerian Socialite Hushpuppi by Ilajeboy(m): 3:47am On Jul 28, 2017

Seriously

Nairaland General › Re: Bezos Lasts Just Hours As World's Richest by Ilajeboy(m): 3:45am On Jul 28, 2017

Chai oga oo

Politics › Re: Buhari And I Have Not Spoken In Two Years, Says Fayose by Ilajeboy(m): 3:42am On Jul 28, 2017

d two above me if u must deny me FTC atleast deny me with grace ehh

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Romance › Re: Couple Take Their Pre-Wedding Shoot To The Bathtub (Photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 3:38am On Jul 28, 2017

FreeSpirited:
Naso una dey talk.....me way be northern boy nkor?

I Sha Sabi swim èé dey my blood

Romance › Re: Couple Take Their Pre-Wedding Shoot To The Bathtub (Photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 2:31am On Jul 28, 2017

FreeSpirited:
This your own version Nawa ..selfish

Me wey I be Lagos boy been long i even reach Ondo sef

Romance › Re: Couple Take Their Pre-Wedding Shoot To The Bathtub (Photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 11:00pm On Jul 27, 2017

FreeSpirited:
Omayemi, Ayemafuge!.......(I just had to manufacture that word)

Èmi yee oooo

Romance › Re: Couple Take Their Pre-Wedding Shoot To The Bathtub (Photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 10:44pm On Jul 27, 2017

FreeSpirited:
That's where they had their most blissful and ecstatic orgasm. That bathroom isn't ordinary as you all think. its deep with 'orgasmospiritual' connection. Hence the immortalization using pre-wedding pics

ORGASMOSPIRITUAL cry

Education › Re: Pictures Of Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gate & Rich People That Will Amaze You!! by Ilajeboy(m): 10:26pm On Jul 27, 2017

mark Zuckerberg is the worst dressed billionaire I've seen

Foreign Affairs › Re: Cia Proposes Regime Change In North Korea, NK Threatens Nuclear Retaliation by Ilajeboy(m): 10:20pm On Jul 27, 2017

make USA no try am ooo.. That fat boy in north Korea is gaga crazy

Celebrities › Re: BBC Team Visits Olajumoke Orisaguna, Interviews Her At Home (photos,video) by Ilajeboy(m): 10:12pm On Jul 27, 2017

NNAMDlKANU:
So we are still talking about this staged bread seller turned model

better no get arteriosclerosis

Celebrities › Re: BBC Team Visits Olajumoke Orisaguna, Interviews Her At Home (photos,video) by Ilajeboy(m): 10:08pm On Jul 27, 2017

Romance › Re: If Today Was Your Last Day…what Will You Do by Ilajeboy(m): 10:04pm On Jul 27, 2017

Earthquake1:
I'll delete my browser history.

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Celebrities › Re: “Leave Us To Wear Our Fashionable Rags,” Singer Simi Tells Old Folks by Ilajeboy(m): 9:49pm On Jul 27, 2017

dz girl no get breast

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Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane To Appear In Court For Trial On August 1st by Ilajeboy(m): 1:58pm On Jul 27, 2017

èé never finish

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Hosts Steve Ayorinde, Lagos State Commissioner Of Information by Ilajeboy(m): 1:43pm On Jul 27, 2017

younglleo:
first...?

It'll be degrading of me to start throwing banter with u dz afternoon... Keep ur hands busy nigga

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy: Will God Forgive Diezani Alison-Madueke If She Asks For Forgiveness? by Ilajeboy(m): 1:19pm On Jul 27, 2017

Dat gorgon of a woman

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Hosts Steve Ayorinde, Lagos State Commissioner Of Information by Ilajeboy(m): 1:16pm On Jul 27, 2017

Talkingboy:
If you think Linda Ikeji is Richer than Seun Osewa (Nairaland owner) , Click LIKE

If you think Seun Osewa is richer than Linda , click SHARE

Let me be d first to quote u.... With all due respect sir WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS

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Celebrities › Re: OAP Daddy Freeze Reacts To Diezani Alison Madueke's $90billion (photos, Video) by Ilajeboy(m): 1:08pm On Jul 27, 2017

I know say dz one go reach Frontpage

Education › Re: See Why Many Nigerians Graduate With First Class From UK Universities by Ilajeboy(m): 1:06pm On Jul 27, 2017

reopen lautech

Romance › Re: Morning Sex [strictly 18+] by Ilajeboy(m): 1:03pm On Jul 27, 2017

reciprokal:
That fool must have a micro dick if you will bend your knees to your stomach and his dick isn't hitting your womb.

orisirisi

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Rapper, Lil Kesh In A Devastated Mood As Rihanna Unfollow Him On Insta by Ilajeboy(m): 12:59pm On Jul 27, 2017

Celebrities › Re: Justin Bieber Unexpectedly Hit A Photographer With His Car by Ilajeboy(m): 12:58pm On Jul 27, 2017

Politics › Re: Governors Who Visited Buhari Depart London For Nigeria(photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2017

ohh great monsters of the seas and oceans, the forces behind the Bermuda triangle some people here beseech thee come to their aid

Foreign Affairs › Re: Protest In Newyork, Washington As Trump Bans Transgender In U.S.Military(Photos) by Ilajeboy(m): 10:39am On Jul 27, 2017

Welcome development... There's meant to be sensibility in d army. Where do u see transgender in disciplined armies of Asian countries

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Pictured With Ben Bruce And Ademola Adeleke by Ilajeboy(m): 10:35am On Jul 27, 2017

Flingtonjames:
Yeah awa ti ikenne remo

Which set

Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Donates Ambulance To Fire Service In Abuja by Ilajeboy(m): 10:24am On Jul 27, 2017

njur49:
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How come ur winnings is always in approximated figures nothing like 750084.21 undecided

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Pictured With Ben Bruce And Ademola Adeleke by Ilajeboy(m): 9:53am On Jul 27, 2017

seriously

Babaalawo:
Perfect combination:Dino the musician,AdeLeke the dancer and Ben Bruce the producer.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Pictured With Ben Bruce And Ademola Adeleke by Ilajeboy(m): 9:49am On Jul 27, 2017

adewuyiade:
Re open Lautech

100level accounting.... what level are u sir?

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