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Romance › Re: Men Wey They spend heavily for their Babe, How Una Take Dey Do Am by illicit(m): 2:59pm On Apr 11

Freshtruth:
I swear na broke girls break hearts pass they are meant to fucck and dump

Infact u are doing everybody a favour if u don't try to fvck dem

I know say konji na bastard tho, most times e no dey look face or status

But in my clear mind I will not intentionally want to sleep with a broke girl

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Health › Re: Drug Addiction: Youths Hit Hard As 14.3m Nigerians Consumed Illicit Drugs In 1Yr by illicit(m): 2:13pm On Apr 11

Runaway22:
Stop taking hard drugs so you will understand that your crocs and shirt have torn

Stop wearing torn Crocs to APC rally

You need to stop hard drugs ... How hard is that ?

U sound incoherent like a drug addict, meth at that

I am not a member of any political party, I don't have a voters card FYI

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Science/Technology › Re: Breaking News ! Human Just Returned From A Trip Around The Moon by illicit(m): 2:09pm On Apr 11

antimater:
And is NASA responsible for that?

What is NASA responsible for

Health › Re: Drug Addiction: Youths Hit Hard As 14.3m Nigerians Consumed Illicit Drugs In 1Yr by illicit(m): 2:08pm On Apr 11

Common

Una sha want youths to be docile

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Politics › Re: They Called Me Nigger, Wog And Coon. Now My Own People Have Joined The Queue — T by illicit(m): 2:07pm On Apr 11

ariesbull:
Is that what you only saw in all the wrote up or you decided to cherry pick

That's where I stopped reading

A woman is not made Otunba

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Politics › Re: They Called Me Nigger, Wog And Coon. Now My Own People Have Joined The Queue — T by illicit(m): 1:51pm On Apr 11

Ur mother is an otunba

Women are not otunbas oga ..

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Science/Technology › Re: Breaking News ! Human Just Returned From A Trip Around The Moon by illicit(m): 1:48pm On Apr 11

Yeah and homeless people abound everywhere

Nairaland General › Re: On Tuesday, I Watched My Father’s Uniform Walk Past Me In The Parade by illicit(m): 1:40pm On Apr 11

Phase 4 police station

Byazhin police station, you guys don too collect my money abeg...

Collect my market still call another dealer to come buy in my presence and I still spend...

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian King Of East London, Solomon Obona Apologises To South Africans (Video) by illicit(m): 1:27pm On Apr 11

Reading and acting a script

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Politics › Re: The Untold Story Of 4 Nigerian Youths Who Hijack A Plane In 1993. by illicit(m): 1:12pm On Apr 11

DrugPRESIDENT01:
You met nothing I don't know why yo.

Ruba like lies

Have we met

Politics › Re: My Former Deputy Attempted To Remove Me As Governor, Says Abba Yusuf by illicit(m): 1:06pm On Apr 11

Gotocourt:
Treasury Bandit spotted

There was no money involved

Politics › Re: The Untold Story Of 4 Nigerian Youths Who Hijack A Plane In 1993. by illicit(m): 12:51pm On Apr 11

I met one of them in Ilorin...

Short story

Romance › Re: Men Wey They spend heavily for their Babe, How Una Take Dey Do Am by illicit(m): 12:50pm On Apr 11

And if u happen to call her at a time when d new guy is nacking her

She will put the phone near her toto so that u can hear what u are missing...

I don't do broke girls

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Politics › Re: FG To Withdraw Passports From Citizens Who Renounce Status by illicit(m): 12:45pm On Apr 11

kemzy107:
This is needed because what are they still doing with our identity card? If you want to be outside, be outside in full and not to be sitting on the fence

Crime › Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Eight Years In Prison For Cocaine Smuggling In Malta by illicit(m): 12:35pm On Apr 11

iamfraud:
swallowing cocaine not a crime again?

That's ingestion

How is eating a crime

If he was licensed to import cocaine for use (personal/commercial) then he can choose to swallow it or insert it in his rectum

I read the post, his crime was not being licensed

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Politics › Re: My Former Deputy Attempted To Remove Me As Governor, Says Abba Yusuf by illicit(m): 12:33pm On Apr 11

That was how a chief whip and a deputy speaker to remove me from office as a speaker at UNI

He lost his position, I have it given to a girl, his junior

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Politics › Re: Status Quo Ante Bellum: Courts Should Avoid Using Such Phrases - Afam Osigwe by illicit(m): 12:30pm On Apr 11

Ante bellum

Tembelu

Sounds like a judgement from Temu

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Eight Years In Prison For Cocaine Smuggling In Malta by illicit(m): 12:28pm On Apr 11*

Why can't he get a license

I see his crime is not having a license not cocaine possession...

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Displays Kidnapped 416 Victims In Ngoshe, Borno by illicit(m): 11:47am On Apr 11

What is Boko Haram purpose, no, let's be sincere.
Are we sure they are not just imbeciles or totally nuts

What's the point of beheading people and kidnapping women and kids

I don't get it

Politics › Re: Activities Of Eze Ndigbo In Foreign Countries Embarrassing – FG by illicit(m): 4:27pm On Apr 10

Believeintruth:
Your initial statement never indicated that they like you. You said you like them which is subjective as they may not like you back.

I am not a teenager

I know what I said

I mean what I said