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Culture › Re: Can Kings Be Governor? Yes. by illicit(m): 7:31pm On Apr 05
Adesoji Aderemi was a god... Oonis are Orisas

He was a governor at the same time being a godking...

Superman
Literature › Re: The Shortest Story On Nairaland Challenge. by illicit(op):
muyico:
he already die!
Death is d end
You didn't put a full stop and you used a wrong tense.
Literature › Re: The Shortest Story On Nairaland Challenge. by illicit(op):
muyico:
He killed himself and run away
Interesting, but you did not end the story and you used a wrong tense...
Literature › The Shortest Story On Nairaland Challenge. by illicit(op): 2:27pm On Apr 05
The ambition is to write a story in not more than 3 or 4 short sentences.

mine is titled " The shortest story on Nairaland grin"



I had a dog, it had no name.


THATS THE STORY, Very short

For the record, the shortest story ever was written by Ernest Hemmingway, 6 words.

For sale, baby's shoes. Never worn.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by illicit(m): 9:55am On Apr 05
Did u cook rice, where is your house...?
Foreign Affairs › Re: You Have To Respect The Sovereignty Of People, French President Tells US by illicit(m): 8:17am On Apr 05
Flangelo12:
Na the same kpomo.
But with a different sauce...
Foreign Affairs › Re: You Have To Respect The Sovereignty Of People, French President Tells US by illicit(m): 1:32am On Apr 05
i am yet to s l e e p with an American Lady tho...
Politics › Re: Atiku Lost PDP Ticket In 2007 Over Alliance With Tinubu - Bode George by illicit(m): 1:21am On Apr 05
ATIKU IS A BOY....


small boy self
Properties › Re: Baale Demanded ₦20M Before My Husband Can Build - Woman Cries Out by illicit(m): 9:21pm On Apr 04
vivalavida:
Who is he?
Where did he terrorise in lagos?
Alhaji Alaso was active around Alagbado AIT

He was gay and goes after Yahoo bois nationwide, he was a spy too
Properties › Re: Baale Demanded ₦20M Before My Husband Can Build - Woman Cries Out by illicit(m): 8:40pm On Apr 03
This is the most popular reason behind most assassinations...

Who remembers Alhaji Gay
Education › Re: Parents Turn Children's Inter-house Sports Into A Cultural Festival In Ibadan by illicit(m): 8:37pm On Apr 03
OWAMBE - e dey there

SWAG WEST

Owa ni ile bi Okuta... e plenty for ground like stones
Business › Re: Olasubomi Balogun & Alex Ekwueme by illicit(m): 1:19pm On Apr 03
That is still paddy paddy too, every cronyism and nepotism has a story behind it...
Romance › Re: I Laughed During Sex by illicit(m): 1:15pm On Apr 03
I have tried to laugh while ejaculating, I couldnt... lol


very funny
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Fires Back At Omoyele Sowore Over B-Lord by illicit(m): 9:05pm On Apr 02
My shoes no reach this guy own presently, maybe ten more, I like good shoes...

I have varieties
Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING: Trump Removes Pam Bondi As US Attorney General by illicit(m): 8:53pm On Apr 02
Powerful MILFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...
Politics › Re: Video Of Nigerians Using Their Voters Card To Collect Bag Of Rice In Ekiti State by illicit(m):
Thats my state tho, used to be the fountain of knowledge...

I personally dont have a voters card, I do not need it 'intentionally'
Politics › Re: Tinubu Hosts Chad President Déby At Aso Rock by illicit(m): 4:32pm On Apr 02
Insurgents come from that country, maybe he wants to give baba update about them...
NYSC › Re: Abba Musa: Kidnapped Corps Member Regains Freedom After Months In Captivity(vid) by illicit(m):
Thank Goodness...I am very happy for you...

He needs psychological evaluation, this guy isnt the same as he was before he was kidnapped
Crime › Re: I Bought A Sim Used To Collect N50m Ransom & Kill The Man, I Was Jail Lady Says by illicit(m): 11:38am On Mar 31
Lovelink1991:
Have you married the one who was looking for husband yesterday?
which one, give me her number

grin
Education › Re: I Need Advice On This WAEC Result?? by illicit(m): 10:10am On Mar 31
That result is very fine... nothing do you...
Crime › Re: I Bought A Sim Used To Collect N50m Ransom & Kill The Man, I Was Jail Lady Says by illicit(m): 10:08am On Mar 31
Sorry dear, those marks on ur face are sexy tho, can i have ur new number...?
Crime › Re: Ekiti Farm Manager Narrates Ordeal At Kidnappers' Den by illicit(m):
this guy has zeen it all... he deserves OFR

And that his boss deserves jail term...
Crime › Re: Residents Flee Omugo Community As Bandit Attacks Escalate In Kwara(video) by illicit(m): 1:24pm On Mar 29
The name of that town is mischievous....

They will be rescued soon

This I have seen...
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Ondo Health Workers Rescued By Amotekun by illicit(m): 1:21pm On Mar 29
Akogun Thank you o....

At least u dey do what u were mandated to do

But dont wait till they strike next time, Go after them in their enclave....
Celebrities › Re: Drama As Peller Chased Out Of The Alake Of Egbaland Palace (video) by illicit(m): 6:14pm On Mar 28
Who is this young fvkin millionaire boy...?
Romance › Re: Share Your Exprrience On How You Went From Millions Yesterday To Zero Today by illicit(m): 5:56pm On Mar 28
This will never be my portion IJN

However in February i lost half a million on a business venture because of police wahala...

It wasnt my money too, it didnt break my spirit
Celebrities › Re: I Never Thought I’d Be Single At 37 – Jason Derulo by illicit(m):
I am about the same age and still single, I knew I was going to be single or married...

So no probs

I guess I have never met my own and I have met quiet some
Nairaland General › Re: Trailer Crashes Into A House In Ekiti: 1 Dead (Video, Photos) by illicit(m): 10:41am On Mar 28
tonicyril:
It's my L.G hqtr
oh wow, small world
Nairaland General › Re: Trailer Crashes Into A House In Ekiti: 1 Dead (Video, Photos) by illicit(m): 10:35am On Mar 28
tonicyril:
No be ur hometown be that??
No its not my home town, but i know the town, probably in my local govt or my mums
Nairaland General › Re: Trailer Crashes Into A House In Ekiti: 1 Dead (Video, Photos) by illicit(m): 9:15am On Mar 28
The way curses work, God knows....
Celebrities › Re: My Father Was Assassinated In My Presence – Singer Teni by illicit(m): 7:54am On Mar 28
Sorry about that...

I read about your dad, he was like my dad

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