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Celebrities › Re: A Fan In South Africa Meets Ayra Starr On Set (photos /video) by illicit(m): 10:45pm On Mar 25, 2025
IyanAtiEgusi:
dem castrate u ? undecided
Nope

I will rather dominate her passively than penetrate her actually...
Agriculture › Re: What Fruit Tree Would You Grow? (picture) by illicit(m): 10:22pm On Mar 25, 2025
Plant fruit o...

My sister, after 9 months, when you reap the fruit you can name it Bola, it's a unisex name
Agriculture › Re: What Fruit Tree Would You Grow? (picture) by illicit(m): 10:18pm On Mar 25, 2025
Fruit of the womb...
Celebrities › Re: Actor Nkubi & His Wife Celebrate Their Daughter Soromtochukwu As She Clocks 1 Yr by illicit(m):
Life is very short...

Be happy
NYSC › Re: My LGI And Kafayat (True Story) by illicit(op):
It was really hard for her to get back to Gbongan... She was scared and nervous, we kept talking on phone

Tunrayo was in another ward I didn't see her until after the election when we were going back.

Kafayat said the LGI instructed her to meet him at the hotel that he had reserved a room for her. When she got there, the hotel was really filled with politicians, party members and all sorts of election people.

They sat at a crowded bar, she was feeling sleepy already, the man wasn't sorry about her trip. He offered her soup and drinks but she was too tired, frustrated and moody, she was smelling a rat.

The man was acting funny and telling her irrelevant things, he was probably drunk before she arrived, even though she didn't see him drinking buy she could perceive it and he had only a bottle of fayrouz before him.
At a point he jokingly said, he wanted her to be with him that was why he posted that her naughty boyfriend to a very far place. He used a derogatory term for me even though I had never offend or disrespect him.

I didn't deserve it and she told him so. She recorded their conversation.

So when it was well into early morning, he signalled to the attendant to ask for his own room but the attendant said, it's just that one room reserved for Kafayat that is left...

See plan work, a rookie womaniser sef can pull that stunt. A Lagos island girl like Kafayat knows that what they were implying was that she share the room, the bed, her privacy, her kuntus with him, for what...?

Not all girls are dogs, she refused. He would have to stay in the bar or sleep in his car. She didn't bulge.

He started to insult me even though I wasn't there and had no hand or leg in the matter.

I was in far away Okuku town, facing my own demons. Our camp was a little primary school.
Corpers, cops, civil defence and soldiers were to share the facility.

The armed men especially the police refused to share their classroom/bedroom with we bloody civilians...

It meant only one thing, I will have to sleep on the corridor or on the open field under the naked moon, besieged by mosquitoes. What if if started raining, even very little.

It was too late for me to leave and find a hotel, all the hotels were booked anyway.

I couldn't sleep. I just wore long things to guard against mosquitoes and soon began to perceive Igbo smell from one office or classroom down the corridor,i gravitated towards it, it was the soldiers that camped there and were smoking and drinking and doing whatever they liked. But they were very friendly, they beckoned to come closer and when I told them that the police men won't share their room, they asked me to stay with them, they passed the jolly around. I came with Arizona, they were smoking marijuana and drinking beer from a medium sized cooler...

The whole camp was dark...

The next day we went to our units, the corper who was my APO was a very young beautiful girl from novena or Madonna I can't remember...

The way she looks at me and talks to me was so seductive I think she had planned to try something, because sometimes she would just touch me unnecessarily...


Even though I wasn't seeing Kafayat, my mind was with her, I didn't think she was safe with Mr Fadeyi
Her number was switched off


Let me not lie, politicians came to the unit and often give us envelopes, not that we were obliged to do anything for them but they just wanted to be seen as benevolent, before the election for that day closed, I had some 50k tucked away in my socks, my personal cut from the largesse that politics passed to us...
Celebrities › Re: A Fan In South Africa Meets Ayra Starr On Set (photos /video) by illicit(m): 9:41pm On Mar 25, 2025
IyanAtiEgusi:
perfectly oiled Nigerian-Ukrainian half-caste kpekus grin
I likey...

Make she tie my hands and just suck my balls and rim my asshole aggressively, e don do me, I no really need to penetrate her...

🤔
Celebrities › Re: A Fan In South Africa Meets Ayra Starr On Set (photos /video) by illicit(m): 9:14pm On Mar 25, 2025
IyanAtiEgusi:
This one go love make Natasha Akpoti sexually molest am MILF standard grin
Natasha Akpoti fall on me... Amen

😅
Celebrities › Re: A Fan In South Africa Meets Ayra Starr On Set (photos /video) by illicit(m): 9:08pm On Mar 25, 2025
IyanAtiEgusi:
HeadQuarters of rape in Africa grin
I wonder how many times dem don rape and gang rape Samantha124 aka Samantha125 for south africa
rape na petty crime for there
e be normal thing for there grin grin grin
Pls don't encourage violence especially rape...

Nobody deserves to be raped but I don't mind to be raped by a very beautiful girl, only rape o make she no murder me

😂
Family › Re: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by illicit(m): 3:12pm On Mar 25, 2025
How do you spend hours knacking tho... That's absurd
Romance › Re: How I Slept With My Friend's Wife by illicit(m): 9:14am On Mar 25, 2025
Well, pass me her number, her husband is not my friend...
Crime › Re: Kidnapped 100 Level FUDMA Student Found Dead (photos) by illicit(m): 9:03am On Mar 25, 2025
Na wa o...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Application Reviewal For FCSC Recruitment by illicit(m): 8:35am On Mar 25, 2025
Scam
Romance › Re: I F-ukced Her While She Was Fast Asleep: Will My Sister Ever Forgive Me?? by illicit(m): 7:25pm On Mar 24, 2025
U dey craze ni...
Career › Re: Help Secure Nigerian Customs Job (Graduate Role) by illicit(op): 7:11pm On Mar 24, 2025
Kaczynski:
you go pay??
🙄
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iceland’s Minister For Children Resigns After Getting Pregnant By A Boy (Photos) by illicit(m): 6:39pm On Mar 24, 2025
MILF
Health › Re: Number Of Medical Doctors Across States In Nigeria - The Cable Index by illicit(m): 8:07pm On Mar 23, 2025
vibratingpenis:
No, my people don't practise zoophilia added to the tonnes of STD garnishing your rotten chimpazee inside, where was your mother that died of HIV buried?
Where else are people buried?

That reminds me, I am fucking your elder sister in a coffin this night or in a cemetery she prefers the latter

Naughty bitch from a necrophiliac family, nothing concern me sha
Politics › Re: Sen Natasha Rushes To Share Grains As Constituents Intensify Recall Efforts by illicit(m): 8:04pm On Mar 23, 2025
IyanAtiEgusi:
grin
with a nice half-caste kpekus to explore grin
na who go blame Akpabio? grin
I no blame d senior man o, the babe set and clean...


My mind dey tell me say Akpabio don go there before sha
Health › Re: Number Of Medical Doctors Across States In Nigeria - The Cable Index by illicit(m): 8:01pm On Mar 23, 2025
vibratingpenis:
You don See olosho fvck today?
Ur mama dey on her period...

I will manage your elder sister for now
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jessica Aber, 43, Found Dead At Home by illicit(m): 7:30pm On Mar 23, 2025
RIP

Milf
Career › Re: Help Secure Nigerian Customs Job (Graduate Role) by illicit(op): 7:29pm On Mar 23, 2025
pocohantas:
Hahahaha.
If I have the connection, I for put myself na.
Put me first abeg... 🙏

😢
Politics › Re: Sen Natasha Rushes To Share Grains As Constituents Intensify Recall Efforts by illicit(m): 7:17pm On Mar 23, 2025
MILF
Career › Help Secure Nigerian Customs Job (Graduate Role) by illicit(op):
Okay

I know there are influential people on this forum, worthy people, great people, rich people, powerful people and ordinary people, Gods people

I need assistance to secure a job slot for myself with Nigerian Custom Service or the ongoing Federal Ministry recruitment...

If you can be of help without requesting a lot of money or my body pls contact me on 0706 455 0358 or DM me your details

I know there's a helper here for me pls help 🙏

Nlfpmod

Dominique

Pocohantas

Presidency
Family › Re: Meanders Abeg Make Una Help Me Reason This Matter by illicit(m): 7:05pm On Mar 23, 2025
Ok
Romance › Re: What's The Highest Help or gift You Ever Received? by illicit(m): 6:19pm On Mar 23, 2025
My life
Romance › Re: I Am The Only One Their Nigerian mother Used To Beat Up by illicit(m): 5:22pm On Mar 23, 2025
Dem no beat u well obviously...
Health › Re: Number Of Medical Doctors Across States In Nigeria - The Cable Index by illicit(m): 5:21pm On Mar 23, 2025
E be like Hausa people no dey sick...
Crime › Re: "I Can't Condemn Hushpuppi Despite His Fraud Conviction - Daddy Freeze Reveal by illicit(m): 5:01pm On Mar 23, 2025
That's ur guy...
Celebrities › Re: A Hausa Woman Asked For My Account Number And Sent N30 Million – Orezi by illicit(m): 4:29pm On Mar 23, 2025
vibratingpenis:
Na only STD dem dey dash illicit, his destiny is to sleep with only destitues, tinubu supporters.
I think I remember u, u are unfortunate, right...?
Family › Re: Which Skill Or Handwork Can I Learn At Age 28 by illicit(m): 1:08pm On Mar 23, 2025
vibratingpenis:
Yahoo
Do u actually have a penis or you are just foaming in the mouth...?
Politics › Re: Governor Fubara makes First Public Appearance After Suspension (Photos) by illicit(m): 12:52pm On Mar 23, 2025
Enjoy ur suspension...

Go on vacation
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerians Wicked by illicit(m): 11:58am On Mar 23, 2025
I hope this will not affect the price of Garri...
Family › Re: Help! I Am About To Get Intimate With A Married Woman by illicit(m): 11:43am On Mar 23, 2025
Give me her number... Is she in Abuja?

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