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jayjaycee0:
Remember to keep the sabbath day holy...but come to think of it,
sabbath day was yesterday.

Let's start this morning with some factual vayolence.

This early morning?
You don't have a life.

MzCherry:
kwakwakwa
He almost drank from kaisha's mouth o ...na so Erica enta kolomental...she dey hospital now

Yen yen yen yen you see her for any hospital? I bet you that girl ended up riding her bestie yesterday, when she was looking for a shoulder to cry on. She's so emotional and it makes her venerable for strafing.

sleekyonyx:
I really don’t know what the Landlord used for the screeding cos I’m a tenant

The landlord was suppose to use white cement for the screeding not calcium sulphate. Calcium doesn't go well with water.

sleekyonyx:
Hello Nairalanders, pls what can I do to salvage this situation. Why is my screeded wall peeling
It gets worse during the rainy season

What type of material did you use for the screeded wall

[quote author=organiza post=97648013]Only God can save we farmers, this crawled close to me under bench on the farm, and we entertained it but no one was hurt.. mama came to say goodbye... we pray for your protection oh Lord in this 2021..[/quote

TJ !!!
Happy New Year.

Happy New year to everyone.

According to this post on Facebook, pandemics like COVID-19 strike with eerie precision, every 100 years:

“1720 — Plague; 1820 — Cholera outbreak; 1920 — Spanish flu; 2020 — Chinese coronavirus. What’s happening? There is a theory that every 100 years, a pandemic happens. At first glance, nothing seems strange, but the accuracy with which these events take place is scary.”

The post was flagged as part of Facebook’s efforts to combat false news and misinformation on its News Feed. (Read more about our partnership with Facebook.)

The plague cited wasn’t a pandemic; two of the other examples didn’t occur neatly in the years cited; and, most importantly, numerous other pandemics have occurred without such synchronicity.

“I am suspicious of the idea that pandemics operate to a railroad timetable,” Yale University history professor Frank Snowden, author of “Epidemics and Society,” told PolitiFact, noting several problems with the post.

Many more than 4 pandemics

The World Health Organization defines pandemic as: “The worldwide spread of a new disease.”

Witcher:
The humble drunkard

If President Jonathan is a humble drunkard, then what should we call you dad?

The Kano State Government has announced the appointment of Aminu Bayero as the new Emir of Kano
Mr Bayero, who is the son of late Emir Ado Bayero, was until his appointment the emir of Bichi, one of the controversial new emirates created by Governor Abdullahi Ganduje.
The appointment comes a few hours after the dethronement of the Kano emir, Muhammadu Sanusi.
The secretary to the government of the state, Usman Alhaji made the announcement accompanied by the four Kano Emirate kingmakers at the Kano Government House Monday afternoon.
Details later…


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/380955-breaking-kano-government-appoints-new-emir-to-replace-sanusi.html

You forgot to add the Sofa notation DO RE MI SO FA LA TI....

What do you think? is the Tree of Life really a human placenta?

chatinent:
Like seriously?

In the book President Trump hotel is at the fifth Avenue

But by Lockwood's third novel, The Last President, things become even more eerily linked to the present day.

The story begins with a scene from a panicked New York City in early November, describing a "state of uproar" after the election of an enormously opposed outsider candidate.

"The entire East Side is in a state of uproar," police officers shouted through the streets, warning city folk to stay indoors for the night. "Mobs of vast size are organizing under the lead of anarchists and socialists, and threaten to plunder and despoil the houses of the rich who have wronged and oppressed them for so many years."

There are some incredible connections to be made to the first family of the United States and Lockwood's novels from the turn of the 19th century. For starters, the main character's name is the same as President Donald Trump's son, albeit spelt differently. Trump's adventures begin in Russia, and are guided thanks to directions provided by "the master of all masters," a man named "Don."

Before leaving for his voyage through the unknown, Trump is told of his family's motto: "The pathway to glory is strewn with pitfalls and dangers."

Illustrations from the novels depict Trump dressed in lavish, old-fashioned clothing and jewelry as he departs from Castle Trump and begins his voyage, heading to Russia to locate an entrance into alternate dimensions.

Ingersoll Lockwood, an American political writer, lawyer and novelist, combined a unique mixture of science fiction and fantasy into his novels from the late 1800s. Two of his most popular works of literature were illustrated children's stories, focusing on a peculiar fictional character whose name rings a bell in 2017: Baron Trump.

Trump, an aristocratically wealthy young man living in Castle Trump, is the protagonist of Lockwood's first two fictional novels, The Travels and Adventures of Little Baron Trump and His Wonderful Dog Bulgar and Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey. The little boy, who has an unending imagination and "a very active brain," is bored of the luxurious lifestyle he has grown so accustomed to. In a twist of fate, Trump visits Russia to embark on an extraordinary adventure that will shape the rest of his life.

In early January 2019, Apple CEO Tim Cook wrote a letter to investors warning them to expect lower sales from the holiday quarter due primarily to iPhone sales in China falling short of what the company had expected. It was the first time since June 2002 that Apple issued a reduction in its quarterly revenue forecast. When the company reported earnings for that quarter later in January, iPhone sales had fallen 15% from the prior year.

A number of factors contributed to the drop, namely slower growth in the Chinese economy and the US-China trade war.

The trend continued throughout much of last year.

In April, Apple said its iPhone sales in the first three months of 2019 dropped 17% from the same period a year earlier, again because of sluggish demand in China. A month later, Citi analysts warned that the trade war could cause Apple's iPhone sales in China to be cut in half.

In the three months ending in June 2019, iPhones made up less than half of the company's revenue for the first time in years, though the slump also coincided with a greater focus at Apple on subscription-based services such as Apple Music.

But the iPhone 11, which Apple introduced in September with better camera technology and battery life, as well as lower-than-expected prices, has helped with the rebound, Ives said. Early demand for the new model was strong, and in Apple's October earnings call, Cook noted that the company's prospects in China were turning around.

Now, Ives estimates that there are roughly 60 million to 70 million iPhone users in China who are likely to upgrade their phones in the coming months.

The momentum probably will continue this year, as Apple analysts widely expect Apple to release a 5G-enabled version of the iPhone in the fall.

"Many investors are asking us: Is all the good news baked into shares after an historic upward move over the last year?" Ives said in the note. "The answer from our vantage point is a resounding NO, as we view [this as] only the first part of this massive upgrade opportunity."

Demand for iPhones appears to be flourishing once again in China, a year after Apple had to warn investors that the Chinese market was facing a serious slow down.

IPhone sales in China were up 18% in December from the same month a year earlier, an even better performance than Wall Street had projected, according to an investor note from Wedbush analyst Dan Ives. Apple shipped around 3.2 million iPhones to China during the month compared to 2.7 million in December 2018, Ives reported, citing data from the China Academy of Information and Communication Technology.

It's good news for Apple, after iPhone sales tumbled in China over the past year.

"Our belief that China will continue this positive upward trajectory with renewed growth and share gains on the heels of an iPhone 11 product cycle which the skeptics continue to underestimate," Ives said in the Thursday note.

The good news was reflected in Apple's stock, which was up nearly 2% to a record high on Thursday.

China is a key market for Apple — the region makes up nearly 17% of the company's total sales. And the iPhone is Apple's biggest profit driver.

starstaz:
This is my cooked up conspiracy theory.

It's be...cause...
I'm coming...

Really?

DAntivirus:
English is dead and buried... chai!

Google speech to text error

OROSUNBOLB:
Impregnated.

Google speech to text error

So who impregnated her?

Use funbact a

Charles1888:
I had to create a new account for this

I don't know how to get through to my wife anymore, of which the fault is mine, when we were dating, she showed that she was committed to me and loved me wholeheartedly but I was reluctant to marry her cos she was of age, I wanted someone younger, say under 25, but something important that i have to acquire made me marry all of a sudden and she was the only one available, don't get me wrong, I loved her then, her peaceful and humble soul but for some reason I simply can't understand I felt she wasn't enough, but I was wrong, she was perfect, the best I can ever wish for and more, she is everything,

After we got married, you know newlyweds now, the quarrels about every little thing, it was much then, so this particular incident made me so worked up and angry I made a statement I shouldnt have said, during the heated argument I told her that she was never who I would have married, that she wasn't my specs, she was too old (31 lol) that if someone younger was available I wouldn't blink twice before I'll marry the person.

After saying all that, I wasn't sober about it, she held on to that statement, I knew she cried that night, since then we don't talk, play, gist anymore, we became distant, though I apologised the next morning but things isn't just the same anymore, communication isn't there, she only talks to me when she wants to ask or say necessary things, nothing more, though she still cooks, we still have sex, infact every other aspect is fine except for communication, anytime I come back from work and I'm in the sitting room, she doesn't stay there, she either goes to the room or dinning room, I have begged and begged and I don't want to involve third party cos I obviously caused this, when she got pregnant, she didn't tell me till I saw the strip, when I asked why she said she forgot, and we had plans to celebrate when she takes in, I was sad that day, I begged and asked to tell me anything she wants and I'll do it, I'll make it up to her,,she said she wants nothing that she is fine, I love her, she is my baby, we use to be gist buddies, I missed that and I want it back.

I don't know what to do anymore, it's my fault I know that and I'm sorry I ever said that cos it hurt her deeply, I told her to tell me more evil things so that we will be even, she said she can't that she loves me, we are drifting apart, I can feel it,

Pls help me folks, I came here becos I want anonymous advise, what else can I do to make the hurt go away?

Hmmm... There are lines that when you cross there's no going back, things you can't say no matter the situation. Just proof to her that she wasn't an option but a choice. This time put some maturity to it, and control you useless mouth next time.

EkunKekere:
They're not the same thing.

Says who?

Panthers are another species of the leopard family