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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by illmortal(m): 11:02am On Jul 08, 2016

airmark:
@ krone, I will do it soon. rap section will soon get out of this trying times.

Please mod a brawl for me.

ill-mortal vs hydrogen .

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by illmortal(m): 10:56am On Jul 08, 2016

darkenedrebel:
No, I wouldn't. Ask Airmark to do that for you guys.

Ok.

Rap Battles › Re: Rap Battle Call Out by illmortal(m): 12:12am On Jul 08, 2016

i need a brawl. . Where are d mods?

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by illmortal(m): 12:06am On Jul 08, 2016

dj trynna pick a fight ?. . .a clip 'll maim his hand/

Slam him all over here. . .till i've 'naira wasted' like a wealthy man/

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by illmortal(m): 11:59pm On Jul 07, 2016

darkenedrebel:
Hip Hip Hurray!!!

would u mod a brawl between i and hydrogen ?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by illmortal(m): 11:56pm On Jul 07, 2016

Hydrog3n:
Am in

Alright. .
Who qon' mod?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by illmortal(m): 2:59pm On Jul 07, 2016

c'o anyone

Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland's Fastest Rapper Drops a New Song>> Check it Out by illmortal(m): 2:57pm On Jul 07, 2016

SDC2:
Men this song is better than anything I've heard from a Nigerian emcee in a long time...
Cc lalasticlala

Hey u. .

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 2:43pm On Jul 07, 2016

siddoggg:
HAHA!Same ol' same ol' ...sup y'all?

Welcome back.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 7:06pm On Jul 04, 2016

GIYAZZ:
Soon

Okay,i'm in for it.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 5:23pm On Jul 04, 2016

GIYAZZ:
Lol, i will host a newbie rap tournament on here, so y'all can show your skills. Fair enough?

Sure,when is it commencing ?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 7:31am On Jul 03, 2016

[quote author=MOSflame post=47135863]yes bossí

It was apparent.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 1:37pm On Jul 02, 2016

GIYAZZ:
I'm contesting for Mr.Nairaland, and i need your support, bro.

What 'll be your bounty?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 1:36pm On Jul 02, 2016

MOSflame:
ya I hv been kicking faggotz ass since 1997/dope became (bee came) my second name when I was eleven/my punchlines have send millions emcees to heaven/Amma bake u niqqaz like bread made from oven/anytym am on Mic I spit fire for mouth like Dragon/playing down the real(reel) shit this(diss) dickrider still(steel)wanna drag-on/anytym I pull out my gun(gone) haters(eight tax) be on d run/I leave d trash for lawna and d real damage(damn-age)for my goons to be done(don)/niqqaz say they are feeling(filling)so high(eye) maybe they are on weed/Amma shook dem in the eye till dy start to bleed/u niqqaz are d disciples while am jesus(j-source)so u better(bet her)follow my lead/hardcore,dopeheads dats wat I breed/u better don't test(text) me, obedient is better dan sacrifice... so take heed....thA boss

Are u from 2qo?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 8:23am On Jul 01, 2016

& me vs mikuz

...

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 11:57am On Jun 29, 2016

PaulThor:
Long i saw good lines like this.

Thank you sire

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 12:44pm On Jun 28, 2016

I speak your fear/ with the beef I stir/ & there's no need to care/ weather you breathing sneer/ or you breed my verge/ . . .
But if any's to bring me despair. . .& swing it near. . .to pierce a smear/
I'll work less to their fry days . . .while lifting spears/ to 'end a weak' with flares/
I hold heathen . . .when my bows splitting. . .leaving f0es bleeding. . .when the wreak displays/ you can't get beta than me. . .when i kick with rays/
my rap is drastic. . .to blast ya plastic/ & slap ya fat lips. . .bleed ya ear/ till I 'break' you down. . .when i shift to gear/ I'm ahead of you. . .you can't 'match' my tactics/ cause, i'm april skilled . . .it's my gift to steer/
So keep ya says/ before i split ak's/
Cause this old deacon . . .folds demons. . .in cold season. . .causing a grieving here/ for trynna persist severe/ or hold treason . . .for no reason . . .will a swift of prey/
So any bleeping around with heavy samples . . .in every angles. . .will only lose a di.ck in squares/
When i launch deadly handles. . .to steep the spheres/ it's best you sneak away . . .cause my punch carries weight . . .like the gym & sets/
This hardened rebel/ slams with metals/ to crack ya dentals/ & sprang ya mental/
Cause every jab is engrained to crop you out. . .if taken to a grassroot level/
& a swing from me. . .hits nice/ to split twice/ ya teeth size/
I bring the worst of pain. . .with a force to main/ slam & bust ya brain . . .on the road. . .for trynna 'cross my lane'/
Now they can call you street wise/

KROOKNESS !

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: October Born Lets Meet Here by illmortal(m): 8:45am On Jun 27, 2016

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by illmortal(m): 8:30am On Jun 27, 2016

lilyqueen:
Virginity is a woman's pride

Indeed.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 9:25am On Jun 26, 2016

Been dark since inception/ this should crack ur midsection/
Not fair, the lightest element black in complexion huh

/[/quote years after years,ur still kicking same scripts/ spitting lame shit/ even ya win is text rap is 'hardly seen' . . .so quit to play tricks/ coz there's no way u'll 'magnify' urself. . .without not utilizing ya 'micro scopes'/ but i utter hydro notes/ from d nitro gloat/ that's my flow dope/ and d biro chokes/ he'll get muffled to death. . .stab his paunch with a fender/ for acting a hunch of contender/ i'll punch this offender. . .but since 'money is our grind'. .. .i might rather have 'naira cruched in a blender'/ A punch 'll EXCESS THRU HIS BONES LIKE X-RAYS/ from my wreckage/
Or i nail his head/ coz my mean aim is to PUT NAIRA DOWN. . .like a ceremonial event/

Jabs be drilling ya brain piece/ squeeled with a maim fist/ my text battle againts u. . .'ll only end in breeding ya death script/ coz a text-punch 'll give ya an abdoninal rupture. . .have u killed tru 'a pen diss'/
(appendix)

So stop acting crook & broad/ or i'll shoot with force/ when i 'emerge ur operation'. . .with a dook & sword/ to rupture ur tissue in thrust/ coz once i bring the 'surge on'. . .u'd expect nothing but an ISSUE OF BLOOD!

KROOKNESS! !

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 11:04pm On Jun 24, 2016

The kinq is back.

Crime › Re: Motor Park Touts Molest A Girl, Tears Her P@nt For Wearing A Short Dress (photos by illmortal(m): 10:58pm On Jun 24, 2016

Dezolo:
didn't you see what they did to her? Is it right?

Crime › Re: Motor Park Touts Molest A Girl, Tears Her P@nt For Wearing A Short Dress (photos by illmortal(m): 1:28pm On Jun 24, 2016

Dezolo:
wiked pipu! God will punish them!

For?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 10:59am On Jun 18, 2016

#u've proven to be qreatly wack/ it's needless usinq multies,puns & all that/ on diz phony black/ . .#plus u spit lines/ that mks ask myself throuqh rhymes/ if yo truely a human of swine/ #yet u claim ur d sickest in diz area/ with the criteria/...cud it be bacteria?/....& even a wack-textcee like Obian... can easily handle '5naira'/ coz he's 'affordable' to be beaten/ . .a dead-beat & weaken/ #thou nl is dead/ without they heads/ only occupied by likes of 5naira d ape/ a qay who values d1cks than his worth/ yet im dey claim thuq/ bt he can only 'do shit' as a qay/ ..ur damn fake/ # if u actually need a brawl that'll have ya chest trounced/ add Kruuk up on facebook/

Crime › Re: Pastor And Apostle In Gay Sex In Enugu (photos) by illmortal(m): 10:25am On Jun 18, 2016

Appareil:
They are not . Don't bother yourself

. .You'r wronq. .or are you a GAY?

Crime › Re: Policemen Sleep With Us Without Condoms - Nigerian Prostitutes Cry Out by illmortal(m): 8:59pm On Jun 17, 2016

Islamicpope:
the police is your friend abi na lie? all na CHANGE

Crime › Re: Pastor And Apostle In Gay Sex In Enugu (photos) by illmortal(m): 8:56pm On Jun 17, 2016

[s][/s][b]PASTOR & APOSTLE[/b]PASTOR & APOSTLE. . .any need for CHURCHES?

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 1:02pm On Jun 17, 2016

#Reason nl rap is dead. . .is coz ur f.uckinq in here/ yet u claim a thuq who can tear/ bt it's HIGH TIME u qet killed wid a clock in d air/ . #I can assault wid a hymn/ coz my aura in text-rap c'nt be hault in my qene/ i'd easily make u 'break down' like a faulty enqine/ . #I amuze wid rhymes/ when i spew d lines/ bt he's a nu.de & swin.e/ d only time diz dj attempts a 'mixinq work'. . .workinq at a buildinq site/ #i'm not willinq to stop/ he'd be fillinq his qlock/ coz his death 'll be TRACKED BY 50 CENT. . .if dj be hittinq d rock/...i'm Omar Mateen to him. . .i'll have this GAY KILLED IN 'DA CLUB' / #My triple fisinq 'll rip throuqh his riqht limp/ 4 actinq 'a man of his own'. . .he'll loose this quest/when i bruise his neck/ coz since he has choosen to 'stand in d pen dent'. . .i'll only have him crippled with writtinq/. .(stand independent)

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 11:57am On Jun 17, 2016

My phone format is a f.ucked up type. . .Bear with me.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by illmortal(m): 11:52am On Jun 17, 2016

Punches are aiminq quick/ to maim diz piq/ coz a wreckaqe 'll burn diz son/ till he finds it 'hard 2 survive' lik Niqeria present condition/ . . .I'll shatter ur tooth sets/ wen i splatter d bullets/ or hv u bantered wid mullets/ lik d state in Norway. . .i'll hv u truced wid 'HAMMER' till ya scattered & clueless/ . . .his an h0mo lash/ wer qo k0lo fast/ wen him photo ya.nsh/ so fiqhtinq him is needless. . .coz i'd easily 'put Dot off' wid just an om0 wash/ . . .ur a weaklinq wh's been strifinq lately/ like u qot d miqht & deadly/ so quite d touqh talk hw u can spike or wreck me/ coz u ony can cast violence aqainst 'we men' by fiqhtinq d ladies/ . .U'd be ready to fiqht & to punch hard/ coz my heavy truce 'll leave u spiked wid a hunch back/ till u 'lose an orqan' like a lost intrument. . .wen i strike at ur stomach/ . . . . illness!

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Crime › Re: 19 Persons Killed In Calabar Cult Violence by illmortal(m): 5:55pm On Jun 15, 2016

pyyxxaro:
The fight according to reliable sources say the rivalry is for supremacy as to who controls ticketing for tricycles (keke) in major points in Calabar South.

INSTEAD MAKE I JOIN ALL THESE YEYE CONFRA

I GO JUST JOIN BOYS SCOUT

U sabi. .
pyyxxaro:
The fight according to reliable sources say the rivalry is for supremacy as to who controls ticketing for tricycles (keke) in major points in Calabar South.

INSTEAD MAKE I JOIN ALL THESE YEYE CONFRA

I GO JUST JOIN BOYS SCOUT
U sabi. .

pyyxxaro:
The fight according to reliable sources say the rivalry is for supremacy as to who controls ticketing for tricycles (keke) in major points in Calabar South.

INSTEAD MAKE I JOIN ALL THESE YEYE CONFRA

I GO JUST JOIN BOYS SCOUT

U qet sence.

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