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AutosRe: Clean Naija Used 2003 Rx300 For Sale........ Now N1.3m (SOLD FOR N1.250M)....... by illusionsbyafo(m): 7:40am On Oct 03, 2017
1m??
PoliticsRe: Delta To Blacklist Contractors Over Failed Projects by illusionsbyafo(m): 7:21am On Sep 21, 2017
Good for them though... At least it will help checkmate future dealings with contractors
CelebritiesRe: Film Director Charles Novia To Drag Airtel To NCC For Alleged ‘daylight Robbery’ by illusionsbyafo(m): 7:17am On Sep 21, 2017
Airtel is d bomb... They will blow your pocket away with stupid subscription
PoliticsRe: Be Fair To Minorities In Nigeria, Atiku Tells Buhari by illusionsbyafo(m): 7:17am On Sep 21, 2017
Okay
PoliticsRe: EFCC Probes Akpabio For Alleged N1.4bn Bank Gift, A’ibom Kicks by illusionsbyafo(m): 6:45am On Sep 21, 2017
To the guy above, support Akpabio at your own peril.....
Tinubu has been taken to court and not indicted on corruption charges for once during PDP' regime... So what re u saying...

PLS check my signature
AutosVery Clean Toyota Rav4 Going For Grabs.. by illusionsbyafo(op): 9:19am On Sep 16, 2017
Registered Toyota Rav4
Year: 2007
Mileage : 31585
Colour : Sky Blue
Interior : Italian leather
Price: 2,750,000 asking
Lagos cleared
Custom papers intact...
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WhatsApp me for more pictures and info

Car TalkRe: The 2018 Toyota Camry - Be The First To See These Photos by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:57am On Sep 15, 2017
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Car TalkRe: Would You Buy This Mansion On Wheels With A Garage For £1million? by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:55am On Sep 15, 2017
No,, I would not want to....


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Car TalkRe: PHOTOS: Nigerian Made "Flying Car" Seen In Lagos Metropolis by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:54am On Sep 15, 2017
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Car TalkRe: Car For Sale by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:52am On Sep 15, 2017
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Car TalkRe: Stolen Car - Toyota Corolla 2007 by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:49am On Sep 15, 2017
Congratulations


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Car TalkRe: Do Passat 2006/2007 2.0T Or 3.6lV6 Have Available Common Parts With Other Volks by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:44am On Sep 15, 2017
The parts are there in the market, just a bit pricey.. I bought mine from Canada 3years ago and I have not done any major work on it... Its relatively a good ride.. I love the 'push in to start' option. By the way, mine is the uncommon wagon brand.. And its up for sale....

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Car TalkRe: How Can One Register A Car With Uber? Help. by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:40am On Sep 15, 2017
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Autos2006 Volkswagen Passat FOR SALE by illusionsbyafo(op): 3:47pm On Jul 16, 2017
A clean fairly used Volkswagen Passat 2.0 Trim for sale at a give away price
Low Mileage
Leather interior
Keyless Entry and Start
Lagos cleared
First Nigerian user
Contact us on 08121579294 for more info...

Car TalkRe: Buying A Used Car? These Tips May Save You Some Heartbreaks!!! by illusionsbyafo(m): 6:12pm On Jul 13, 2017
fineboynl:
note that if you are too checking and asking too Much question. the seller will tell you to forget the deal. no seller will allow you to test run the car for more than 15mins.


the only thing I knows is buy from a seller that has more cars to select from and make the seller agree warranty for a return and change of car I'd there are any major problem or concern.
Warranty for a used carhuh?? Haba bros
PoliticsRe: Buhari Administration Midterm Report/factsheet – Presidency by illusionsbyafo(m): 6:36am On Jun 02, 2017
That is really a good one... I still have faith in this government
BusinessRe: GTB ATM Dispensed N5 Notes Along Side 500 Naira Notes (photos) by illusionsbyafo(m): 6:35am On Jun 02, 2017
#shocked.... Lolzzzzz
PoliticsRe: Solomon Dalung Attends Ramadan Tafseer At Apo, Abuja - PIC by illusionsbyafo(m): 6:21am On Jun 02, 2017
Okay... Noted
PoliticsRe: Fayose Plays Drum At The Lying-In-State Of Adebayo (Photos) by illusionsbyafo(m): 12:48pm On May 20, 2017
DamiBukola:
yes, show me a cogent proof of Fayose's borrowing schedule
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/ekiti-assembly-succumbs-to-fayose-approves-n19-6bn-loan/


Part one.... Make sure u read well... Thats a 2015
PoliticsRe: Fayose Plays Drum At The Lying-In-State Of Adebayo (Photos) by illusionsbyafo(m): 11:53pm On May 19, 2017
DamiBukola:
you can only fool your likes, please show us prove of his borrowing schedule as you have shamelessly alleged in your deluded mind. Garbage!!!
And if i show you, will you show me a proof of u trying to drink poisonhuh
PoliticsRe: Fayose Plays Drum At The Lying-In-State Of Adebayo (Photos) by illusionsbyafo(m): 9:17pm On May 19, 2017
kinibigdeal:
That is not Mediocrity. If you have not been to ekiti please do, Fayose is silently working with the limited resources in ekiti state. Kindly visit Ado, and some other local areas. Have been there and atleast am impress with the few ongoing project due to the debt accrued by Fayemi. In is first tenure, he left 30billion naira behind with massive construction, Fayemi squandered it witj debt. Fayose is a great and intelligent man
My brother or sister, dont say what hou dont know....
1. Fayose did not leave 30 billion in after he was booted outside of office in his first tenure.. Rather he left 8 billion unseen and unaccounted money.
2. It was Segun Oni that came into office after Fayose... Not Fayemi as u claim..
3. Fayemi paid the debts the state owed and it was only 18billion debt that was left..
4. Fayose on getting to power, first put the debt was 30billion,later he said its 56 billion and now, he says its over 85 billion... Which are we to believe?
5. Fayose has received enough bailout funds from the Federal Government and did nothing with it.. He didn't even pay salary..
6. Fayose owes primary school teachers over 6 months salary, LG workers, 3 months salary, State workers 5 months salary.. So tell me where the bailout funds and monthly allocation are going.
7. Fayose in his 3 yrs in power has borrowed close to 45 billion...

So please tell me what i dont know
PoliticsRe: Fayose Plays Drum At The Lying-In-State Of Adebayo (Photos) by illusionsbyafo(m): 9:07pm On May 19, 2017
DamiBukola:
Shameless being, where is your useless president ? Despite the fact that Fayose is not the best a state can have, Ekiti people are happy because they can feel his jibe as he always play with them but Buhari's case is different. We can't feel his government nor has he agreed to be seen within the shores of the country.

Nigerian president of UK.
Which Ekiti people are happyhuh Happy with a jester?? I am from Ekiti and am ashamed of him....
AutosRe: Toyota Sequare 2003 Used Leather 1.250m by illusionsbyafo(m): 3:03pm On May 19, 2017
Toyota Sequoia
CelebritiesRe: Uti Nwachukwu Reveals His Marriage Plans With New Girlfriend! by illusionsbyafo(m): 2:35pm On May 19, 2017
Is he ripe for marriagehuh
PoliticsRe: Adeleke's Death & Coroner: Grace Titi-Laoye Tomori & Amobi Contradict Each Other by illusionsbyafo(m): 12:53pm On May 16, 2017
esuLAAROYE:
Ayo Daramola was also assassinated in Ekiti State
Assassinated by Fayose..... Same with Fasuba
RomanceRe: 3 Persons To Get 100k As Soft Loans by illusionsbyafo(m): 2:19pm On May 14, 2017
Fo who and under what criteria??
PoliticsFayose Humiliated At An Occasion In Ekiti.. by illusionsbyafo(op): 9:08am On May 14, 2017
‎How Fayose Was Humiliated In Isan Ekiti..


The Governor of Ekiti State, Ayodele Fayose, this afternoon got more than he bargained for in Isan Ekiti, the home town of former Governor Kayode Fayemi, as his plot to steal the show in his usual manner to embarrass the minister turned awry, resulting in a huge embarrassment as he was booed to no end by the crowd of angry women, including those he had recruited to be among his cheering crowd.

From across the local government, Fayose recruited his supporters, women and drummers to outshine Fayemi in his own town.

 In his usual style of always wanting to steal the show whenever Dr. Fayemi is present at any occasion, he came late to the coronation ceremony of the new Onisan of Isan Ekiti, Oba Ayodele Adejuwon. The Master of  Ceremony had earlier announced that Fayose's Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs, Mr. Kolade Kolapo, represented the Governor. Long after Dr. Fayemi made his speech and departed for an urgent national assignment, Fayose came with his usual razzmatazz when the Erelu of Isan Kingdom and wife of Minister for Mines and Steel Development, Chief (Mrs) Bisi Fayemi, was doing her traditional dance as demanded by custom and as contained in the programme. 

The women were dancing with Erelu and were oblivious of the arrival of Fayose. The crowd of a singing party that Fayose had assembled had thinned out when the governor did not show up. By the time Fayose arrived when the programme was about to be concluded, the remnants of his rented crowd who had lost their patience did not have the courage to identify with the governor as Erelu Fayemi danced away with a huge crowd of women dancing with her.

Fayose entered the arena thoroughly embarrassed and became uncomfortable where he sat. 

The women singing Erelu's praises became very angry when the Chairman of Oye Local Govt insinuated that he caused Dr. Kayode Fayemi to run away from the event because Fayose was coming. 

This infuriated the women, as they increased the tempo of their songs and started abusing Fayose with parables that he will soon vacate his position. 

As if that was not enough, when it was time  for Fayose to make his speech, life was choked out of the loudspeakers, as they refused to work. He tried in vain for several minutes to bring the microphone and loudspeakers back to life.

Frustrated, Fayose started to deliver a message that nobody heard, as the crowds watching a masquerade performance were more interested in the entertainment by the heavenly creature than what their governor wanted to say.

With the loudspeakers refusing to work, Fayose resorted to  governorship monologue, as the governor only spoke to himself, even as the women increased the tempo of their singing and dancing. Nobody heard what he was saying.

A furious Fayose came back to his seat next to the oba and started complaining to Erelu Bisi Fayemi and former Deputy Governor of Ekiti State, Prof. Modupe Adelabu, that they should help appeal to the women to calm down and stop singing. 

Erelu tried to calm the women down but they didn't bulge, citing the utterances of Oye local government chairman insinuating  that he chased Dr. Fayemi away as the reason for their anger.

 Promptly, Fayose who was by then sweating profusely as a result of the embarrassment, summoned the local government chairman and asked him if he actually said he sent Dr. Fayemi away but he flatly denied it.

 The women became angrier in reaction to the lie by the LG Chairman, even as the tempo and pitch of their singing increased. A restless Fayose kept complaining  to Erelu Bisi Fayemi and Prof. Adelabu who were also  helpless in calming the women down.

Olota News Review observed that Fayose contributed to his own humiliation, as it was apparent that those he used to rely upon in such occasions had turned their back on him over unpaid salary while allegations of frauds that benefit him alone and neglect of his followers were also cited for non-support for him at that crucial public function.

Fayose was simply left to his fate. It became so bad that one of the APC women told Fayose to his face, saying: "In or before 2018, you shall be removed."

 A shocked Fayose could not stomach this, as he asked loudly:  "You will remove me"? And he received a thunderous "yes" from the women.

Impatience was boldly written on Fayose's face, but to leave the table in the face of the hostility became a problem. But a foxy Fayose, as usual, had an answer to make a photo-finish disappearance from that hostile environment.

To the surprise of everyone, Fayose pushed a fast one, appeasing the women with N500, 000 and joined them in dancing but the women increased the praise songs for Dr. Fayemi, saying he is their son who has done well for them not only in the town but in the state. 

Fayose left the occasion highly subdued and embarrassed. One indigene of Isan who was telling another person what happened remarked in Yoruba, saying: "Bawo ni man yi se le ro wipe oun le wa si Isan wa yeye Omo won, ki won de maa woo niran?" (How did this man think he can come to Isan and embarrass their son and think the people of the town will keep quiet?)

 Sources close to Fayose hinted that he was very angry with the Oye Local Government Chairman and the member of House of Assembly representing the area, Dr. Samuel Omotoso, for allowing him to be humiliated in such manner. 

Fayose is said to be strategising against next week's burial of General Adeyinka Adebayo so that he doesn't suffer similar fate.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Two For Producing Fake Voters’ Cards by illusionsbyafo(m): 8:40am On May 09, 2017
Never do evil
Science/TechnologyRe: See The Fish Caught With 'tattoos' On Its Body In Philippines (photos) by illusionsbyafo(m): 4:51pm On May 08, 2017
The guy up though.... Fish of life
WebmastersRe: Does Anyone Have An Active Facebook Group by illusionsbyafo(m): 7:15am On May 07, 2017
08121579294..
Check out youths for better nigeria
TravelRe: Dubai Becomes First City To Get Its Own Microsoft Font by illusionsbyafo(m): 8:31pm On May 04, 2017
Booked

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