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Romance / Re: Avoid Giving Girls Money, Many Of Them Don't Like It by imagrg(m): 6:46am On Apr 24
Not Nigerian girls!

Dem like money die!

Even your girlfriends trade toto for cash grin
Romance / Re: Your Wife Is Having An Affair by imagrg(m): 6:41am On Apr 24
Such a cheat would be sent packing ASAP.

Won't bother to consider the sweetness of the shared toto no more!
Romance / Re: SETTLED by imagrg(m): 6:24am On Apr 24
No don't.
DNA can later prove the paternity of the child. It could be yours...So, don't destroy your first son because of the sin of his mother.
That chil could be yours!
Ezechi18:
both of us are students and the option here is to terminate it
Education / Re: Lead British School: Video Of Another Bullying Incident Hit The Internet by imagrg(m): 6:17am On Apr 24
It's in every Secondary School with boarding facilities. Visit Edo State Secondary Schools with boarding facilities and see what I mean.
Crime / Re: Parent Slaps Bully At Abuja British School: Institution Temporarily Shuts Down by imagrg(m): 10:18pm On Apr 23
She could have slapped her for sharing same preek with her. grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Had Sex With His Dying Female Friend As A 'final Wish' by imagrg(m): 9:59pm On Apr 23
Idleness is the problem of these people. He had time to fvck a dying lady's tight toto.

That fvcking can't be sweet. tongue
Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by imagrg(m): 6:55pm On Apr 23
Will the Vaseline guys say too that they are sorry about the erotic satisfaction they derived from your nudity?
Fashion / Re: The Revealing Outfits Bridesmaids Wore To Welcome Guests At A Wedding (Video) by imagrg(m): 6:52pm On Apr 23
Free to air toto advert!

They are ready for a bargain!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm 58. Widowed. Need A Serious Relationship. by imagrg(m): 4:02pm On Apr 23
I browse evening newspapers too.
They are welcome as well because I'm also at eve. grin
Nicepoker:
Hope for evening newspapers. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Im Married But I Need A Male Friend by imagrg(m): 3:26pm On Apr 23
These men trying to chat with you need sex and nothing else. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm On The Verge Of Losing The Woman I Want To Settle Down With Because Of Money by imagrg(m): 3:02pm On Apr 23
Do the opposite and she will stick by you.
duduade:
In all you do, make sure you do not get her pregnant
Education / Re: Lead British School Student Bullied, Slapped By Other Students Over Boyfriend by imagrg(m): 2:57pm On Apr 23
Maybe she fvcked her Senior's boyfriend.
Business / Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by imagrg(m): 2:43pm On Apr 23
To spend less on kpekus hawkers. grin

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Science/Technology / Re: What's The Use Of Padlock Hole? by imagrg(m): 2:41pm On Apr 23
I came here to see that other hole...certainly, not this one. I'm disappointed. undecided
Family / Re: Nazira: Missing Child Found In Osogbo (Photo) by imagrg(m): 2:35pm On Apr 23
Dem get dem plenty.

Nor worry, dem go fvck born anoda one.
Education / Re: Lagos Indian School Where Nigerians Are Denied Admission by imagrg(m): 1:38pm On Apr 23
Who wants to shop in a Chinese restaurant where they sell frog barbecue sef? angry
Crime / Re: Suspected Kidnappers Kill Babcock University Law Professor, Olomojobi by imagrg(m): 1:00pm On Apr 23
Are these evil men evil spirits?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Graca Machel: Meet Woman Who Became First Lady Of Two Different Countries by imagrg(m): 7:19am On Apr 23
Waoh!
The preek that fvcketh her toto becomes the President of the country!
If I were Peter Obi, ehn, I would have done the needful because I like the man nor be lie! grin

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Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by imagrg(m): 9:57pm On Apr 22
He carries his brains in his preek, that's why he lost his head.

Imagine what he finds interesting in a married woman's toto that has been bulldozed by the husband's preek and rendered slack na im he wan chook preek put.

When young girls full town?

Well, his office, let another take!
Food / Re: Why Is The Price Of Beer Cheaper In The North Compared To South (video) by imagrg(m): 3:37pm On Apr 22
Let's say the truth: marketers are greedier in the South.
Market unions fix prices arbitrarily.

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Romance / Re: Are People Today More Stupid? by imagrg(m): 12:38pm On Apr 22
Yeah.
They read no more.
Quarks everywhere you go!
Romance / Re: What's The Most Shocking Thing You've Seen In Naija Dating Forum by imagrg(m): 12:37pm On Apr 22
Una look like craze!

Kolo don finish una.
Romance / Re: She's Now Hating Me Because I Respected Her And Didn't Treat Her Like A Slut by imagrg(m): 12:30pm On Apr 22
If your preek fails you often let me know; I have a recipe for you!
Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats His Girlfriend To Stupor In Delta For Refusing To Abort Baby by imagrg(m): 12:17pm On Apr 22
Girls like giving their toto to bad boys to fvck aggressively. They eventually end up as baby mamas.

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Business / Re: What Made The Dollar Fall Over Night? by imagrg(m): 12:10pm On Apr 22
Confused people! undecided
Politics / Re: New Wage: NLC Proposes Sanctions For Defaulting Governors by imagrg(m): 12:06pm On Apr 22
These people get sense so?

Don't they know this will heighten inflation in the country?

Minimum wage should be gradually increased. It should start from 60k.
Phones / Re: Remember Those Days When Making Calls And Looking At The Clock by imagrg(m): 12:01pm On Apr 22
And Naira suffered decline thereafter!
Nairaland / General / Re: Who is an evening newspaper? by imagrg(m): 11:46am On Apr 22
The term is only for ladies who have passed their prime age.

Evening newspapers beg for love.

Most of them sef are Baby Mamas.

They have over-stretched toto.

And are fvcked by boys far younger than them.

Funny enough, they still wear bum-shots that reveal their flabby buttocks, and legs that were once like ripe pawpaw.

The one in my area has not learnt her lessons. She's still giving her 'widow's might' to small boys like a 'free-to-air' channel

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Education / Re: Charterhouse: Why We Charge ₦42M Fees For Primary School Pupils — Lagos School by imagrg(m): 11:39am On Apr 22
That na change for politicians children now.
Business / Re: Hello Guys I Need A Good Soccer Prediction Website by imagrg(m): 9:07am On Apr 22
Use the 'goat' app on play store.
It's okay. But know that perdition on sports cannot be 100% sure oh.
Business / Re: Nigerians Went To The Chinese Supermarket In Abuja To Confirm by imagrg(m): 9:03am On Apr 22
Things dey happen for this country sha.

It's like some people are above the law in this obodo Nigeria! shocked

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