True...RULE 1: Never take ANY woman for granted

Entitlement mentality!

You were trying to force your thing into a sealed toto.

Another Lazy Youth spotted!
Ebi kpawa mentor.

The Creator made a seal in the woman's private as a proof that it has not been tampered with. It can only be ready for the 'job' it is meant for based on mutual agreement that both partners...the female and the male are ready for a union that would bring forth children. Such agreement could even go further to include the consent of family members from both sides.

A man must essentially first get married to a virgin before breaking her seal because such seal signifies purity and a good moral upbringing.

You can study forkology as a major instead of quitting.

I remember when I was in 100Level studying same course, DoggyStyle101 was my favourite course.

Learn to say "NO" to jobless man's gbola, una nor go hear.

Learn when not to open your legs too wide for preek to enter, una go think say na rumour....see wetin preek do you now!

If na im gbola dey hungry you, you better give him some space. How you expect preek to raise under this circumstance?

Let your toto breathe...I beg!

Go for Pi.
It has huge potentials even if it is priced $100/Pi.

She's serving the community now!

Men wearing their wives cloths..Simpson.

It's better at the statutory age of consent so that your preek would not land you in trouble.
But a girl of 15 can conveniently swallow any size of gbola sha.

To most of you forming redpiller here: Your serious girlfriends/wives were fvcked anyhow too by many dirty big preeks before you privatised their totos.

So, sharap and allow the guy carry on with his planned privatisation of her already plundered toto.

These days na leftover totos we dey patronize now

The world is full of foolish rulers and entrepreneurs who hire the wise to either advice them on what to do to change their countries positively or take their enterprises to greater heights.

It's MONEY over wisdom my dear!

Who eats beaf these day? I eat fish and chicken which I consider healthier.

Tell him to sponsor the wedding for you....period!

And if I were you, I would ask for a jeep or a house at Lekki.

If it's from a notorious location, I will ask first, "What kind of meat is this, please?" before eating.

You've hit the head on the nail or is it the reverse?
Time is his best teach....make him dey play.

CoronaVirusPro:
The future will educate you better. I don’t think anyone can educate you about that.

If you really want to have a glimpse of what it looks like, check all those class of people that said same in their youthful ages, reality humbled them in their old age and started having kids at the dying hour.

Reality will “Personally” dawn on you. How you accept it, will determine your mental state and response.

Just be patient. 20 years from now will tell a lot.

Second-hand Tvs don't last.

nigeriansamurai:
If i was you i would return and get a second hand LG or samsung, if You are cool with second hand..

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Why?
Sometimes I begin to question the purpose for human existence if eventually one ends this way.

A married man cheating with a Hot married woman and the SIMP of a husband is taking the wife's underwear to a witch-doctor.

Busy body!
Who sent her on such an expedition?

Perhaps she wants to imitate Mongo Park. And she didn't read about what happened to him in the end.

The pretty face of that Police Public Relations Officer is what distracted me from reading the whole story.

She fine finish...I swear!
Can someone help me with her phone number please if she isn't married already?

I want to ask her a question.

Copy-copy!

Nor go write your own.

Story!

Some men have guts.

What a fvck up!

What medal did you win for the fvck?

Nothing dey fvck!