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wait oo.. because say I speak good English naim be say i be "botty" ba. .. smh for y'all .. #kpako...

kuku kee me na

1. Having a chauffeur
When you have to go to school in a very beautiful car with you sitting down at the owner’s corner, you are definitely an ‘ajebota’. To accentuate things, the driver opens the car door for you to step out; you are definitely a ‘Botty’.
An ‘ajepako’ would board the usual ‘danfo’ to school and return by standing at the back of the bus because he must have spent his t-fare in school.

2. Getting kissed on both sides
You are definitely an ‘ajebota’ when your parents kiss you on both cheeks when you are stepping out of the house to go see your friends or when you just returned from a journey.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when you can get slapped for attempting to kiss your mum on the cheek. To make matters worse, she may end up swearing for you.

3. When you go on vacations
You would know you are an ‘ajebota’ when your parents can afford to send you outside the country on vacation and you talk about travelling to London like you are going to the next street.
You have to be an ‘ajepako’ when your idea of holiday is staying with your aunt at Ajegunle.

4. Games being played
Being an ‘ajebota’ means the games you play are assorted games. You would be obsessed with the thoughts of playing golf and crickets at expensive places.
Your ‘pakoness’ is hardy when your idea of games is hunting rats and playing rubber balls.

5. Walking steps
If you are a woman and finesse is engraved in your skin, you may sashay even when you are walking on the streets, you could pass for an ‘ajebota’.
But a lady who pays no attention to her mode of dressing and drags her feet openly in the street must be an ‘ajepako’. She would go to the next street tying wrapper.

6. Clothes worn
When you are obsessed with having designer products worn every now and there, you are an ajebota. Also, when you check the label of the clothes before you buy them, you know this is your class.
On the other hand, you know you are an ‘ajepako’ when the only time you come close to close that have ‘Atmosphere’ label is when you visit your bend down select centre.


7. Your friends
There is no doubt about you being an ‘ajebota’ when all your friends are children of governors and senators in the society. These are the people you visit and the type who visit you regularly.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when the people you move with are nameless children. Climbing people’s cashew trees and rolling car-tyres in the street is all you ever do.

8. House maids
When you have a lot of maids in the house who see to your needs, you are an ‘ajebota’. You may not even wash plates after you eat as they would clear the table for you.
You must be an ‘ajepako’ when you are not sure what dinner is and you eat just what you see.

9. When you can talk back at your parents
You are an ‘ajebota’ when you can ask your parents questions that query their sanity when they act out of line. You may also be at liberty to tell them not to be silly.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when you talk back at your mum and she blames your stupidity on your father’s family members.

10. Use of washing machine
You may pass for an ‘ajebota’ when your clothes are washed with washing machine and you never have to worry about ironing them yourself. ....
You are an ‘ajepako’ when you wash your clothes yourself and use soda to do so. You also dry out the clothes on grasses and worry about it being stolen by madmen in the street.

pix again

Known as Tipsy Babyy, the young lady stepped out almost naked with her boobs all out, leaving nothing to be imagined. She posted the picture on her Instagram page with the caption: ‘ Wizkid shot shit down #MyNightIsComplete #AfterParty #HereWeCome’

TrapQueen77:
I gonna bring home tat crown baby

I'm with you.. make it a double

TrapQueen77:

TrapQueen77... d last trapqueen is in... u juss come d trap every FTC ... tiri gbosa for you

TrapQueen77:
She has no religion...

babe.. twale for you.. I hail u sha

njiasi30:

wetin ... why u squeeze face la

I'm slim and tall..6'1.. buh I love thick and short gals sha .. not too short oo ... when I was growing up I loved slim gals.. I dunno why d sudden change

see her yama yama laps sef

round of applause

and this one too is wife material ..after she will be looking for husband

mamagee come oo.. I'm missing ya threads...

slyIsaac:
yels yels i just came down o.... how is you trapqueen?...


OP, the diaries is a a section where the op get to pour out his/her thoughts.. without interruption... very much like owning a diary... no one can leave a comment on it... ts just yours o... peeps will go there n read about you... juxt pour your life out on it... in form of words... ... happysunda op...

.... just like living in Ur own world... will someone get a ban for commenting?... happy Sunday

the only section I don't understand on nairaland is the diaries section. every topic begins and ends with the op

blog baby

I usually see this on stickers..

"shut up, are you God"

... its in Jeremiah.. buh I read d whole of Jeremiah and didn't find it.. pls help me out.. where can I find it

*_NEW RULES IN THE 2016/17 PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON_*

★ *CHANGE 1: ```Kick-off```*
The kick-off restart can now go backwards
As seen at Euro 2016, the ball no longer has to go forward at kick-off. The previous law stated the ball had to go into the opposition half at the restart, but it has been changed to allow it to move in any direction, as long as it "clearly moves". This change has paved the way for one-man kick-offs, as seen at Euro 2016.

★ *CHANGE 2: ```Pre-match red cards```*
It will now be possible to get a red card before the match starts
Referees will be able to give a player a red card before the match kicks off. This allows officials to punish red-card offences (e.g. violent conduct) in the warm-up or as the two teams line up in the tunnel. The new law states a player may be sent off any time between the pre-match inspection and when the referee leaves the field at the end of the game.

★ *CHANGE 3: ```An end to the 'triple-punishment law'```*
Players may only receive a yellow card if they concede a penalty
The previous 'triple-punishment' law meant a player who denied a goal-scoring opportunity in the box was automatically red-carded and handed a suspension, as well as giving away a penalty.
The law has now been changed so players committing accidental fouls that deny goal-scoring opportunities in the penalty area will not be automatically sent off, with a yellow card sufficient punishment.
As the amendment states: "When a denial of a goalscoring opportunity offence is committed by a defender in the penalty area, the penalty kick effectively restores the goalscoring opportunity so the punishment for the player should be less strong (e.g. a yellow card) than when the offence is committed outside the penalty area. However, when the offence is handball or clearly not a genuine attempt to play or challenge for the ball, the player will be sent off."

★ *CHANGE 4: ``` Treating injuries```*
Players will be able to receive treatment quickly on the pitch if they are injured in a challenge that results in a yellow or red card
If a player is fouled and hurt by an opponent who subsequently receives a yellow or red card for the challenge, the injured player may be quickly treated on the pitch without the need to leave the field of play.
It was widely seen as unfair that a player injured by a serious foul was forced off the pitch for treatment, temporarily placing the fouled team at a numerical disadvantage.

★ *CHANGE 5: ``` Changing boots/equipment```*
Assistant referees or fourth officials will be able to check players before they return to the pitch
A player who briefly leaves the field (e.g. to change boots) may have his new boots checked by an assistant referee or fourth official before returning to play.
Previously, the player required the referee's permission to return.

★ *CHANGE 6: ```Penalties```*
Feinting once the run-up is complete will result in a yellow card for the taker
Among several minor changes to the laws regarding penalties, potentially the most interesting is the amendment to yellow card a penalty taker who "illegally feints" once his run-up is complete. This means slowing to a stop immediately before shooting is not allowed, with a yellow card and an indirect free-kick to the opposition the result.
The law does stress feinting during a run-up is still permitted.

★ *CHANGE 7: ``` Infringements by substitutes/team officials ```*
Diego Simeone watched much of Atletico Madrid's win over Malaga from the stand after he was sent off
Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone was sent to the stands in April after a member of his backroom team threw a ball onto the pitch during a La Liga game in an attempt to interrupt an opponent's attack.
To address what was threatening to become a growing trend, the law has been changed so that if play is stopped due to interference from a team official or substitute, rather than the award of an indirect free-kick or drop ball, the referee will now award a free-kick or penalty kick to the opposition.

★ *CHANGE 8: ``` colour of undergarments```*
Hector Bellerin's undershorts are the same colour as his shorts
The new rule states undershorts/tights must be the same colour as the main colour of the shorts or the lowest part of the shorts. This takes into account shorts with a different coloured hem.
Undershirts must still be the same colour as the main colour of the shirt sleeve.

★ *CHANGE 9: ```Offside```*
The offside rule has once again been clarified
A couple of minor clarifications to the offside rule. The law now states the halfway line is neutral, meaning a player must have part of the body (excluding arms or hands) in the opponents' half to be flagged offside.
A free-kick resulting from an offside will now
always take place where the offence is committed.

★ *CHANGE 10:``` Handballs```*
Yellow cards will be awarded when handballs prevent a promising attacking opportunity
In an effort to stop referees brandishing yellow cards for every handball, "preventing an opponent gaining possession" has been removed from the list of bookable offences.
Handball is now a yellow card offence when "it stops/interferes with a promising attack".

★ *CHANGE 11: ```Restarts```*
When taking a corner, the ball must clearly move
The phrase "clearly moves" has been added to the law on restarts, meaning attempts to trick the opposition by lightly tapping the ball at a corner (or free-kick) and then dribbling will come to an end. This amendment is part of a renewed emphasis on what constitutes sporting behaviour "within the spirit of the game".

⇨ *CHANGE 12: ```Player behaviour```*
Referees have been asked to clamp down on situations when players contest their decisions
Referees have been urged to take a stronger stand on "intolerable behaviour" by players following a joint statement by the Premier League, English Football League and FA.
Running to contest decisions, arguing face-to-face with officials, and "visibly disrespectful" actions will result in yellow cards.
Red cards will be issued to players who confront officials and use insulting and/or offensive language or gestures towards them.
The aim is to "reduce disrespectful conduct such as aggressively challenging decisions or running from distance to confront an official."
A complete breakdown of the amendments to the laws of the game can be found on FIFA's website.

*_NEW RULES IN THE 2016/17 PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON_*

★ *CHANGE 1: ```Kick-off```*
The kick-off restart can now go backwards
As seen at Euro 2016, the ball no longer has to go forward at kick-off. The previous law stated the ball had to go into the opposition half at the restart, but it has been changed to allow it to move in any direction, as long as it "clearly moves". This change has paved the way for one-man kick-offs, as seen at Euro 2016.


★ *CHANGE 2: ```Pre-match red cards```*
It will now be possible to get a red card before the match starts
Referees will be able to give a player a red card before the match kicks off. This allows officials to punish red-card offences (e.g. violent conduct) in the warm-up or as the two teams line up in the tunnel. The new law states a player may be sent off any time between the pre-match inspection and when the referee leaves the field at the end of the game.


★ *CHANGE 3: ```An end to the 'triple-punishment law'```*
Players may only receive a yellow card if they concede a penalty
The previous 'triple-punishment' law meant a player who denied a goal-scoring opportunity in the box was automatically red-carded and handed a suspension, as well as giving away a penalty.
The law has now been changed so players committing accidental fouls that deny goal-scoring opportunities in the penalty area will not be automatically sent off, with a yellow card sufficient punishment.
As the amendment states: "When a denial of a goalscoring opportunity offence is committed by a defender in the penalty area, the penalty kick effectively restores the goalscoring opportunity so the punishment for the player should be less strong (e.g. a yellow card) than when the offence is committed outside the penalty area. However, when the offence is handball or clearly not a genuine attempt to play or challenge for the ball, the player will be sent off."


★ *CHANGE 4: ``` Treating injuries```*
Players will be able to receive treatment quickly on the pitch if they are injured in a challenge that results in a yellow or red card
If a player is fouled and hurt by an opponent who subsequently receives a yellow or red card for the challenge, the injured player may be quickly treated on the pitch without the need to leave the field of play.
It was widely seen as unfair that a player injured by a serious foul was forced off the pitch for treatment, temporarily placing the fouled team at a numerical disadvantage.


★ *CHANGE 5: ``` Changing boots/equipment```*
Assistant referees or fourth officials will be able to check players before they return to the pitch
A player who briefly leaves the field (e.g. to change boots) may have his new boots checked by an assistant referee or fourth official before returning to play.
Previously, the player required the referee's permission to return.


★ *CHANGE 6: ```Penalties```*
Feinting once the run-up is complete will result in a yellow card for the taker
Among several minor changes to the laws regarding penalties, potentially the most interesting is the amendment to yellow card a penalty taker who "illegally feints" once his run-up is complete. This means slowing to a stop immediately before shooting is not allowed, with a yellow card and an indirect free-kick to the opposition the result.
The law does stress feinting during a run-up is still permitted.


★ *CHANGE 7: ``` Infringements by substitutes/team officials ```*
Diego Simeone watched much of Atletico Madrid's win over Malaga from the stand after he was sent off
Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone was sent to the stands in April after a member of his backroom team threw a ball onto the pitch during a La Liga game in an attempt to interrupt an opponent's attack.
To address what was threatening to become a growing trend, the law has been changed so that if play is stopped due to interference from a team official or substitute, rather than the award of an indirect free-kick or drop ball, the referee will now award a free-kick or penalty kick to the opposition.


★ *CHANGE 8: ``` colour of undergarments```*
Hector Bellerin's undershorts are the same colour as his shorts
The new rule states undershorts/tights must be the same colour as the main colour of the shorts or the lowest part of the shorts. This takes into account shorts with a different coloured hem.
Undershirts must still be the same colour as the main colour of the shirt sleeve.


★ *CHANGE 9: ```Offside```*
The offside rule has once again been clarified
A couple of minor clarifications to the offside rule. The law now states the halfway line is neutral, meaning a player must have part of the body (excluding arms or hands) in the opponents' half to be flagged offside.
A free-kick resulting from an offside will now
always take place where the offence is committed.


★ *CHANGE 10:``` Handballs```*
Yellow cards will be awarded when handballs prevent a promising attacking opportunity
In an effort to stop referees brandishing yellow cards for every handball, "preventing an opponent gaining possession" has been removed from the list of bookable offences.
Handball is now a yellow card offence when "it stops/interferes with a promising attack".


★ *CHANGE 11: ```Restarts```*
When taking a corner, the ball must clearly move
The phrase "clearly moves" has been added to the law on restarts, meaning attempts to trick the opposition by lightly tapping the ball at a corner (or free-kick) and then dribbling will come to an end. This amendment is part of a renewed emphasis on what constitutes sporting behaviour "within the spirit of the game".


⇨ *CHANGE 12: ```Player behaviour```*
Referees have been asked to clamp down on situations when players contest their decisions
Referees have been urged to take a stronger stand on "intolerable behaviour" by players following a joint statement by the Premier League, English Football League and FA.
Running to contest decisions, arguing face-to-face with officials, and "visibly disrespectful" actions will result in yellow cards.
Red cards will be issued to players who confront officials and use insulting and/or offensive language or gestures towards them.
The aim is to "reduce disrespectful conduct such as aggressively challenging decisions or running from distance to confront an official."
A complete breakdown of the amendments to the laws of the game can be found on FIFA's website.

blogbaby:
I’m guilty of loving these bikinis. I catch myself thinking that once I have my surgery, which will result in a wicked scar, I won’t ever want to wear a bikini again.

But at the same time I can imagine wearing that scar and flaunting it as a badge of courage. “I had to face a surgery that terrified me so much I was reduced to a sobbing wreck when I thought about it, and I survived…

“Haters are going to hate either way. See ladies @ http://www.obiogo.com/guilty-loving-ladies-bikinis/

... babe nice shape

pwerrymansion:
@ OP are u a Nigerian? Where did u get these great qualities? Damn too bold nd honest to be from this achaic part of the planet! Trust me dude, your juliet is waiting by d corner not far from you...all the best darling as you go get your groove jare

nice pix

ffg

.

hehehehehe... welcome bk bro... at least yaff receive sense to stop insulting pipu.. no offense .....



cultist u say... and who d fu*k is dat

oya coman see oo...... It is very possible to feel a tad bit intimidated when having sex with a very busty woman.
You can be stumped trying to figure out where to start as soon as she takes off her bra and unleashed those babies. But you need not worry. Knowing how to get the maximum satisfaction from a big breasted woman is all you need to feel a lot more confident.....


Beware of sensitivity
Most men who encounter such ample bosom make the mistake of assuming the boobs must be extra sensitive, when, in fact, the bigger the breasts, the less sensitive it is. So, while enjoying her, knock yourself out massaging her breasts but for her pleasure, make sure you focus on her nipples. That’s where true bliss lie......


Cowgirl is the way
Men are visual creatures, and there is nothing more visually appealing than watching her straddle you and move against you in bed. Do not expect her to do the bouncy move though, as this might get uncomfortable. But the view of her grinding against you can be more than erotic.....


Between the boobs
This is usually the go-to move for men when they are with an endowed woman. They place their p**is between her breasts and enjoy a different, but equally exciting sensation. To make things even hotter, have her open her mouth as you do this so as the head of the penis comes out on the other side, her opened mouth is ready to take it in. It can be extremely hot.

as for me....hmm..... well I've never been in a relationship tho'
...... #teamSingle

TrapQueen77:
Not all the time ...I prefer wearing shorts ...

I can imagine

mizzbouqui:
Aw can i like them, some are cool sha

like which number

prettyjo:
Congrats.
love the gown in the third pix.



am still waiting for my"Mr right"

why waiting for Mr right when u can easily drag Mr left to d right