1. Having a chauffeur
When you have to go to school in a very beautiful car with you sitting down at the owner’s corner, you are definitely an ‘ajebota’. To accentuate things, the driver opens the car door for you to step out; you are definitely a ‘Botty’.
An ‘ajepako’ would board the usual ‘danfo’ to school and return by standing at the back of the bus because he must have spent his t-fare in school.

2. Getting kissed on both sides
You are definitely an ‘ajebota’ when your parents kiss you on both cheeks when you are stepping out of the house to go see your friends or when you just returned from a journey.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when you can get slapped for attempting to kiss your mum on the cheek. To make matters worse, she may end up swearing for you.

3. When you go on vacations
You would know you are an ‘ajebota’ when your parents can afford to send you outside the country on vacation and you talk about travelling to London like you are going to the next street.
You have to be an ‘ajepako’ when your idea of holiday is staying with your aunt at Ajegunle.

4. Games being played
Being an ‘ajebota’ means the games you play are assorted games. You would be obsessed with the thoughts of playing golf and crickets at expensive places.
Your ‘pakoness’ is hardy when your idea of games is hunting rats and playing rubber balls.

5. Walking steps
If you are a woman and finesse is engraved in your skin, you may sashay even when you are walking on the streets, you could pass for an ‘ajebota’.
But a lady who pays no attention to her mode of dressing and drags her feet openly in the street must be an ‘ajepako’. She would go to the next street tying wrapper.

6. Clothes worn
When you are obsessed with having designer products worn every now and there, you are an ajebota. Also, when you check the label of the clothes before you buy them, you know this is your class.
On the other hand, you know you are an ‘ajepako’ when the only time you come close to close that have ‘Atmosphere’ label is when you visit your bend down select centre.


7. Your friends
There is no doubt about you being an ‘ajebota’ when all your friends are children of governors and senators in the society. These are the people you visit and the type who visit you regularly.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when the people you move with are nameless children. Climbing people’s cashew trees and rolling car-tyres in the street is all you ever do.

8. House maids
When you have a lot of maids in the house who see to your needs, you are an ‘ajebota’. You may not even wash plates after you eat as they would clear the table for you.
You must be an ‘ajepako’ when you are not sure what dinner is and you eat just what you see.

9. When you can talk back at your parents
You are an ‘ajebota’ when you can ask your parents questions that query their sanity when they act out of line. You may also be at liberty to tell them not to be silly.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when you talk back at your mum and she blames your stupidity on your father’s family members.

10. Use of washing machine
You may pass for an ‘ajebota’ when your clothes are washed with washing machine and you never have to worry about ironing them yourself. ....
You are an ‘ajepako’ when you wash your clothes yourself and use soda to do so. You also dry out the clothes on grasses and worry about it being stolen by madmen in the street.

Noted

But the coming together of an Ajebota and An Ajepako characteristics is called what?

So that's how my future kids would be ajebota . Nah, they'll have a taste of both. Life can't be all rosy.

so which one you b @Op?

Who ajebo EPP ;_<

jazinogold:


so which one you b @Op?

From his written English, you will know where he belongs.

Be differentiating....

No go think how to be half pako half buutteer...

Life itself not fair...

Hustle is real....

Buhari! buhari!! buhari!!


please declare state of emergency on osun state!


the weed they're producing there is just too much.


you see how you've just change the o.p life with weed nah, and it's all your fault buhari.












if you "coat" me - i'll "suit" you!

If u are an ajebutter, congrats and keep thanking God for the cozy life he gave you. But if na pako u be, there aint nothing wrong with it either. You are just living within your economic status which you can also change later. Na money pikin take dey turn ajebor or pako. Some kids are both ways though. Outside they are rugged and pakoish but inside the house you will marvel.

How did u manage to come up with this stupid write up?

ogorwyne:
If u are an ajebutter, congrats and keep thanking God for the cozy life he gave you. But if na pako u be, there aint nothing wrong with it either. You are just living within your economic status which you can also change later.

well said hun.
good morning

I was born with an Iron spoon, which i later disposed when it started to rust

I was born with an aluminium spoon...
When the time was ripe, I melted it and added Silver to it...
So right now, I am an alloy..

....what a miserable life if u as a child is born into that ajebutter status... Why? When troubles of life hits like it always do.. U see those children ... Miserable.

But if u are trained in the hard knock life as a child... Wow when life troubles come u know how to adjust and survive..

U want example... Look at all our rich and famous today... 20-30 yeras ago they were nobody, but today... Even the so called ajebutters bow for them.

olihilistic:
well said hun. good morning

Jix love. Good morning. Been a while

ogorwyne:
Jix love. Good morning. Been a while

ogor my love. how was your night na

i be semipako and semibutty

Who ajebo epp


I be pako.. I concur

Op....you see ehn, 'ajebutter' has class o.The one you described up there isn't the blue band 'ajebutter'. Meanwhile there is nothing like 'nameless' people, lack of wealth,affluence and power doesn't make one nameless

#ajepako# with no greed.

Chukabiz:
Noted

But the coming together of an Ajebota and An Ajepako characteristics is called what?

Ajeboko

Tiny23:
How did u manage to come up with this stupid write up?

thank you, was thinking it's just me not sensing humour

wait oo.. because say I speak good English naim be say i be "botty" ba. .. smh for y'all .. #kpako...

kuku kee me na