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ogbanje1:


Is this Juliet?

Romeo!

kradleber:


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agarawu23:
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baybeeboi:

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Animal

mziceberry:


huh..why not narrow your choice by voting me brother..thanks

huh..why not narrow your choice by voting me brother..thanks

I have all it takes to win d crown so I want to join but I don't know how. Op pls reply

These girls are ugly, how do I join d draw Abeg?

zopaks:
....so quick

How much for just 1 cos I need only 1 for myself

The DB records poster girl and Nollywood’s
controversial actress, Tonto Dikeh has had her own
share of heartbreak from men. This is why we need
to give you Top Six Celebrities That Once Slept
With Tonto Dikeh.
While some of them actually dumped her after
using and sucking her dry, she may have dumped
some as well.
Here is a list of the known men that have graced
Miss Dikeh’s honey pot at different times.
1)Don Jazzy
Don was the first entertainer to date Tonto when
she was obviously new in the industry. The both
have to part ways after a couple of years. One
thing is sure, Don met Tonto when she hadn’t gone
really wide, when she was still a bit fresh, succulent
and juicy.
Tonto once joked that it was The Don that
disvirgined her. But we all know that she was only
joking.
2)OSITA PROMISE
Tonto Dikeh was dumped by her billionaire lover,
Osita Promise Offormezie for another Nollywood
actress in 2013.
According to the gist then, Promise allegedly had a
hot romance with the controversial actress, Tonto,
who has about 58 tattoos on her body.Things
changed between them when Promise met another
sexy actress, Onyi Alex,who started warming the
billionaire’s bed.
3)2G
Tonto Dike was heart broken by her sweet
boyfriend in March last year. Pictured below with
Tonto is the guy who did it. His name is
Caporahvenwah Okolie, popularly known as Chief
Capo.
He is an international model, rapper and singer. A
source said Tonto caught him on top another lady in
his home and they fought…This led to their break
up. Caporahvenwah is good looking, rich and not
ready to settle down yet since there are so many
women”available” to him. He has a home in Atlanta
and also owns a record label known as G-Muzik
Entertainment.
Recall that Tonto Dike had bragged that she
doesn’t like Igbo guys, but this guy’s mum is South
African while his dad is a Nigerian from Igbo.
4) WIZKID
Everybody knows that Tonto has a special love
interest for Wizkid.
She showered him with different gifts just to get
the younger guy into her hot panties and thigh.
She even reportedly bought him a car as a wooing
method. Although they both denied the car story,
but sources close to them insisted that she actually
bought him a car. The tattoo loving actress later
succeeded in getting the younger lover, Wizkid into
her hot panties.
5) IYANYA
Yvonne Nelson accused Tonto of snatching Iyanya
from her and inducing the muscular actor to dump
her.
Tonto shamelessly fired back at Yvonne telling her
to go get a life and lick her wounds as she had
Iyanya all to herself. But Iyanya later dumped her
too after registering his presence so many times at
her “juicy room”
6) MICHAEL AWOLAJA
Michael is Tonto Dikeh’s current boyfriend. He is
rich and always spoils the star actress with
goodies. Michael Awolaja is an “Agent to the Stars,
Luxury Designer, Entrepreneur, Business Man,
Fashionista & Jeweller” according to his Instagram
page @malivelihood Michael is the CEO of
Malivelihood, the guy behind all Tonto’s customized
Diamond iPhones, Rolex and all.

She is trending, after meeting all the mama
Tega and co for bleaching cream, see what it
has done to her, severe stretch marks. Some
girls will never learn. I feel so sorry for her.

Here’s the list of the new chancellors as contained in the statement signed by the Minister of Education, Malam Ibrahim Shekarau. “
The new chancellors are
Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Sa’ad Abubakar (Sokoto) University of Ibadan;
Emir of Kano Alh. Muhammadu Sanusi II (Kano), University of Benin;
Obot Akara, Umo Adiaka (Akwa-Ibom), Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola;
Obi of Onitsha, Igwe Alfred Achebe (Anambra), Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria;
Emir of Bauchi, Alhaji Rilwanu Sulaiman Adamu (Bauchi), Federal University of Technology, Akure.
Others are Lamido of Adamawa, Dr.
Barkindo Aliyu Mustapha (Adamawa), Federal University of Technology, Owerri;
Etsu Nupe, Alhaji Yahaya Abubakar (Niger), Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile- Ife.
Emir of Gombe, Alhaji Abubakar
Shehu Abubakar (Gombe), Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike, Abia State;
Asagba of Asaba, Chike Edozien (Delta), Federal University, Gashua.
Also on the list are Isuoha 1 of Ohaisu, Afikpo, Ezeogu Engr. Ewa Elechi (Ebonyi), Federal University, Gusau;
Ewi of Ado-Ekiti, Oba Michael Adejugbe (Ekiti), Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi;
Igwe Chikezie Agubuzu (Enugu), National Open University of Nigeria, Lagos;
Obong of Calabar, Edidem Ekpo Okon Abasi Otu V (Cross-River), University of Agriculture, Abeokuta; and
Obi of Obinugwu, Orju, Eze Cletus Ikechukwu Ilomuanya (Imo), Federal University, Birnin Kebbi.
Others are Emir of Hadejia, Alhaji Adamu Abubakar Maje (Jigawa), University of Uyo;
Emir of Zazzau, Alhaji Shehu Idris (Kaduna), Federal University of Technology, Minna;
Oni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuade (Osun), University of Nigeria, Nsukka;
Emir of Katsina, Alhaji Muhammadu Kabir Usman (Katsina), University of Ilorin;
Emir of Gwandu, Alhaji Muhammad Iliyasu Bashar (Kebbi), University of Port-Harcourt;
Attah of Igala, Michael Idakwo Ameh Oboni II (Kogi), Federal University, Oye- Ekiti.
Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Akiolu (Lagos), University of Sokoto;
Emir of Lafia, Alhaji Isa Mustapha Agwai (Nasarawa) Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State;
Shehu of Borno, Mustapha Umar El-Kanemi (Borno), University of Lagos;
Amanayabo of Twon Brass, King Alfred Papa Prieye Diette Spiff (Bayelsa), Bayero University, Kano;
The Ibedaowei of Bomo Clan, King Joshua Igbugburu (Bayelsa) Federal University, Lafia.
Olowo of Owo, Oba Victor Folagbade Olateru-Olagbegi III (Ondo) University of Jos;
Alafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Olayiwola Adeyemi III (Oyo) University of Maiduguri;
Gbong Gwom Jos, Da Jacob Gyang Buba (Plateau), Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka;
Amanayabo of Opobo, King Dandeson Douglas, JEKI V (Rivers) Federal University, Dutsin-Ma;
Aku Uka of Wukari, Dr. Shekarau Masa- Ibi II (Taraba) Federal University, Dutse;
Ona of Abaji, Alhaji Adamu Baba Yunusa (FCT) Federal University, Wukari, Taraba State;
Emir of Anka, Mohammed Attahiru Ahmed (Zamfara) Federal University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun.
Ochidoma IV, Elias Ikoyi Obekpa (Benue) Federal University, Kashere, Gombe State;
Emir of Fika, Dr. Muhammadu Abali Ibn Idrisa (Yobe) Federal University, Lokoja;
Eze Eberechi M. Dick (Abia), University of Abuja;
Alake of Egba, Oba Adedotun Aremu Gbadebo III (Ogun), Federal University, Ndufu-Alike Ikwo, Ebonyi State.
The statement said all Vice Chancellors are required to contact their new chancellors to arrange for the appropriate investiture of their new Chancellors at a time convenient to both parties.''

Succubus(female, left) and Incubus(male, right) are sex spirit demons that are in charge of sexual activities that occurs in the dream and as well premarital sex and adultery.
An incubus is a demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon sleepers, especially women, in order to engage in sexual activity with them. The same thing goes with succubus.
This spirit demons come into people in their sleeps/dreams and have sex with them. This is to steal virtues, good health, gifts, and many more from them and atimes DEATH.
They also monitor sexual activities outside marriage (by unmarried people) and the spirit remains in them after the act. Most people in the world today have enough succubus(es) and Incubus(es) in them to populate a nation. Haba! **smh**
Keep running from it, the TRUTH won't change, the very second you engage in sex outside marriage, or sleep with another man/woman outside your marriage, you automatically have a copy of this demon spirits in you. # FACT!
This is the reason why some men cannot stop adultery or sleeping around though they wish to.
This demons also manifest in physical form, succubus can possess your secretary/fiancee/girlfriend, to seduce you and Gbam! You don grab a copy too. This isn't funny! After music, sex is Satan's biggest tool!
I once had an encounter with succubus in my sleep. In that dream, she came in form of an attractive lady, I stood looking at her as she walked past, tying a loosed towel around her, then she came to me the towel fell off, she very close and pressed my head against her breast in a seductive manner and God's mercy kept me I was awoken immediately. If sex had happened. *sighs* it wouldn't be funny for my life. I prayed to God for deliverance from any such spirit that isn't His and He did answer.
This Spirits don't make you misbehave or run mad o.... **smh** once they get into you, you won't be able to stop, you ll want more sex shaa ni, and will wait to get seriously at you when you finally marry or start dealing with your marriage (divorce, broken homes, domestic violence etc)
Only God can deliver you... If you wish.

A man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong account number via Mobile Money Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this:
He sent a message to the person's phone saying.
"Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am.
That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver your various assignments.
Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes.
Please remember that you must not come a minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got an sms saying, "pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested..."
Which tribe man could be the owner of that wrong account number, Igbo, Hausa or Yoruba?

I love d movie, d season 2 I have here is incomplete, I'm happy jaha made it to earth with d little baby, those people of mount weather are so wicked.

0b1nna:
Hehehehe
Holla @ Ur hood rats & urchins make dem come smoke pepperlin & jumbo for ya sitting room.


Stock your fridge with platic water bottles filled with "pepper soup" "awonpa" "soldier roots" "jedi jedi" "monkey tail"

Guy u be correct ganja man. More light to your wEed!!! me sef go use weed cook jollof rice or indomie and drag his silly ass outside before he wakes up. #Immaangel

petkoffDrake:
if this makes front page, I'll dance from Nigeria to Zambia

Guy where u reach now? U still dey 9ja? Mtcheeeew. If u dance from nigeria to zambia i'll dance from my bathroom to my toilet

My own project

countsparrow:
In university of Borno, things like dis don't happen... In fact we join our lecturers to drink fura denunu and nkomboti...

Hmmm... What do u expect from a cattle rearer? Even as a lecturer his mind is still on his cows milk. That's why after drinking cows milk u behave like cows. #just thinking aloud

DIFF BETWEEN SEX & ROMANCE AND IS "ROMANCE" A SIN?
Africaaaaaaaaaaaans!!!
Una funny die! I too love una ehn! Look, there is a difference between romance and sex! To start with, the word "romance" is gotten from its sister word "romantic". "Romance or romantic" is a personality and NEVER an act! (It is only an Act when carried out by an individual) You cannot have "romantic" but u can have sex!
In africa, we take, caressing the body, kisses and so on to be romance. No! No! No!
Sex on the other and is an ACT(process) of bodily pleasure between a man n a woman.
Now lemme give you an illustration.
I (by His Grace), m a romantic creature. If I wanna declare my "crush" on my crush. I might buy a cute box of assorted chocolates, a small red stuffed toy(teddy bear) and a small note and hide it in d Lady's bag when she is not looking.
2. Serve my wife breakfast in bed.
3. Join her in laundry
4. Plait her hair
5. Sing for her
6. Bath her 7. Carry her on my back. Now this is "being romantic". It is a character(that I possess, this is why not everyone is romantic). NOT an act.
What we call romance un africa is "fore play". Fore play comes b4 sex and not romance. Once again. Romance(romantic) is a personality. Not a step to SEX!
Now is it a sin? Lol! Very funny. Well it is not. Sex b4 and outside marriage and is the sin! I'm always romantic, but I'm not having sex! Do you get the logic?

1a)
= 3 4/9 ÷ (5 1/3 - 2 3/4) 5 9/10
= 31/9 ÷ Lcm (3 4-9/12 ) 5 9/10
= 31/9 ÷ 3 -5/12 5 9/10
= 31/9 ÷ 2 7/12 5 9/10
= 31/9 ÷ 31/12 5 9/10
= 31/9 x 12/31 5 9/10
= 4/3 59/10
Find the Lcm
= 40 177/30
= 217/30
= 7 7/30
1b)
A { 2,3,4 }
B { 1,3,5 }
= Possibility are { 1,2 }, {2,3}, {3,1},{3,3},{3,5},{4,1},
{4,3},and {4,5}
= Prob! Of sum greater than 3 = 8/9
= Prob of sum less than 7 = 5/9
= Prob of sum greater than 3 and less than 7 = 8/9
x 5/9
= 40/81
2a)
4 + 3/4 (x+2) < eqaul to 3/8x + 1
Multiply through by 8
= 8(4) + 3(2)(x+2) < eqaul to 3x + 8(1)
= 32 + 6(x+2) < eqaul to 3x + 8
= 32 + 6x + 12 < eqaul to 3x + 8
= 6x - 3x < eqaul to 8 - 44
= 3x < eqaul to -36
= x < eqaul to -36/3
= x < eqaul to -12
2b) Area of the shaded portion = total area - area
of the removed square
484 = 20(20+x) - x^2
484 = 400 + 20x - x^2
X^2 - 20x + 84 = 0
X^2 - 6x - 14x + 84 = 0
X(x-6) - 14 ( x-6 ) = 0
(X-14) , (x-6) = 0
X=14 or 6
Ie x= 6cm or 14cm
3a) The ratio of interior angle to. Exterior angle =
6 : 2
interior angle = 5/7 x 180/1
= 900/7
= 128 4/7
Exterior angle = 2/7 x 180/1
= 360/7
= 51 3/7
Number of side = 360/exterior angle
= 360 / 51 3/7 = 6.9999 approx!! 7
The number of side of the polygon is 7
9a)
a= -8
a + 6d : a + 8d
5:8
a+6d/a+8d = 5/8
8a + 48d = 5a + 40d
8a - 5a = 40d - 48d
3a = -8d
3 (- = -8d
-24 = -8d
d= 24/8
d = 3
10a)
2tan60 + cos 30/sin 60 = 2 ( square root 3/1 + square root 3/2 )/ square root 3/2
Open the bracket
= 2 square root 3/1 + square root. 3/2 / square root. 3/2
= 4 square root 3 + square root 3/2 x 2/square root 3
= 8 square root 3 + 2 square root 3/2square root 3
= 2 ( 4square root 3 + square root 3 ) / 2square root 3
= 4 square root 3 + square root 3 / square root 3 x square root 3 / square root 3
= 4(3) + 3 / 3
= 15/3
= 5
10b)
Using < ACE
Tan Θ = opp/ adj
Tan 41 degree = CE / 1050
CE = 1050 (tan 41)
CE = 1050 ( 0.8693 )
CE = 912.751m
Using. < BCD
Tan 36/1 = CD/1050
CD = 1050 (tan 36)
CD = 762.8697m
(I) Height of control tower = CE - DE
= 912.751 - 762.8697
= 149.8813 Approx! 150m
(II) Using < ACE
Cos Θ = adj/hyp
Cos 41 = 1050/AC
AC = 1050/cos 41
AC = 1391.2636 aprox! 1391m
The shortest distance = AC
11a)
H = mt/d(m+p) find M
= cross multiply
= mt = hd(m+p)
= mt = hdm + hdp
= mt - hdm = hdp
= m(t-hd) = hdp
= m = hdp/t-hd
or
= m = hdp/t-dh
11b)
From Angle WXM
< WXM = 90 degree ( angle at the center is twice <
at circumference )
< WMX = 180degree - (90 - 48)degrees (sum of <
in a triangles)
< WMX = 42
< WMX + < XMZ - 180 ( < on a straight lines)
< XMZ = 180 - 42 = 138
< WYZ + < XMZ = 180
< WYZ = 42 degree
11c)
Operation Table
* | 1 | 3 | 5 | 6
1 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 2
3 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 4
5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 6
6 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 0
I= {5}
II= { }
(12)
Vol of. The reservoir = vol of cone +
vol of hem = 1/3 pi r^2 h + 2/3 pi r^3
where r =x 333 1/3 = 1/3 pi x^2 6x +
2/3 pi x^3 1000/3 = 2 pi x^3 + 2/3 pi
x^3 1000/3 = 2 2/3 pi x^3 1000/3 ÷
8/3 = pi x^3 1000/3 x 3/8 = pi x^3
7000/176 = x^3 X^3 = 39.77 X=
3sqare root 39.77 X = 3.41 Radius = 3.41m
(12bI)
Vol of hemsphere = 2/3 pi r^3 Vol =
2/3 x 22/7 x ( 3.41)^3 V = 2/3 x 22/7
x 39.77 V = 1749.88/21 V = 83.33m
(12bII)
Total surface area of the reservoir =
curved surface area of the cone +
curve surface area of the hempsere
TSA = 22/7 x R x L + 2 x 22/7 x r^2
L^2 = (20.46)^2 + (3.41)^2 L^2 =
418.61 + 11.63 L^2 = 430.24 L =
square root ( 430.24) L= 20.74 TSA =
1555.91/7 + 511.54/7 = 2067.55/7 = 295.36m.
Thank me later.

pleasercrafts:
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