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Dropie:
what are you saying Guy.This based on movies with in the six major studios that have played in more than 2,000 screens for at least two weekends. Read well bfor you talk

dude go to Wikipedia and check for proper grosses before ever replying me or copying and pasting this bullcrap, and oh before i forget, I do boxoffice report for your info

Pro Youtuber SIMBAZ is saying happy xmas everyone

Dropie:
Top 10 Worst Box Office Earners In 2017Here is a compiled list of top 10 worst Earners In 2017.And their estimated budgets.Based on movies with wider screen views.
10.Ghost in a shell-earned about $40.5 million with a budget of $110million
9.King Authur: Legend of the sword-earnedabout $39.1 million with a budget of$175million
8.Monster trucks-$33.3 million with a budget of $125million
7.Life-earned $30.2 million with a budget of $58million
6.The House-earned $25.5 million with a budget of $40million
5.Diary of a Wimpy kid-earned $20.7million with a budget of $22million
4.Chips-earned $18.6million with a budget of $25 million
3.Mother-earned $13.4million with a budget of $30million
2.Unforgettable-earned $11.3million with abudget of $12million
1.A cure for wellness-earned $8.1million with a budget of $40million
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foolish results and do research before posting this trash next time

deebee13:
Good day fellow Nairalanders,

I have a million naira that I'd like to invest in something. But I can't seem to come up with any ideas. Can you help a sister out please?

Cc: Lalasticlala

I am a vlogger and i earn money from youtube so if you will like to invest on my youtube channel I will be paying you part of my monthly royalities for the rest of your life and you will get to see and review films in IMAX Here in Lagos Lekki everyday with me and much more things i do on my American youtube channel and more, My channels name is SIMBAZ link is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3VqvTATKsPiDTe6XF5fifg launched on 1st of july 2017 3months ago and now has over 120,000 views and daily consistent 2,500views per day and all my traffic is American currently the channel earns me $3 to $5 per day from ads only oo and I have made over $200 in 2months since i joined adsense and my channel is the ist ever Africn IMAX Cinema movie, Dolby Cinema( Dolby Vision & Dolby Atmos), I am a 4K UHD Bluray reviewer, I review Phones, I review Expensive speakers and Subwoofers and much much more American High tech and With your investement I can grow more channels for music,Lifesystle,Business and my music career too so if you like my proposition call my Number on my profile or send me your number on my email written on my profile and i can work with you to grow your money with my very own brand think about it.

Pretty mistake

asavibe:
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We are hiring for the following vacant positions:
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Self drive, passion, learning agility and professional capability.

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how much is the salary sir

tonyteni:
In need of a promo video,35k budget

I am a YouTuber who own the channel called SIMBAZ so I make videos for a leaving plus I do Video Editing and much more and my number is on my profile I am in Ogun state so come so I can make something good for u

The Trash on this forum makes me weep

poksmahn:
Good people of Nairaland! How much does it cost to make a good and fast e-commerce site?

50k if i am handling it

Dosmay:
about growing YouTube traffics..

My number is on my profile

Dosmay:
Ur contact pls

why do you need my contact

I am waiting for mine for my youtube channel named simbaz, God blessed me with that channel and now I earn good with it and google is paying me my ist $200 by Nov ist week

Small OLOSHO

MagnificentPlan:
Need a blogger that will keep your blog Flourishing with the latest news and entertainment worry no more and contact me on what'sapp/call 08135700984

if you can pay me well then call my profile line

Stupidity at its fullest

Ayoolajumoke:
Please bro, how do you do that? Can you please teach me?

ok my number is on my profile and my channel name is called SIMBAZ and link is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3VqvTATKsPiDTe6XF5fifg I am the first ever African Imax Dolby Cinema Dolby Audio Home Theater Installation Teacher 4K Bluray review a Super Expensive Audio Gear reviewer and Film Vlogger and my channel is 3months old and makes good money for me and I love my life now since I joined the Youtube train so call me if you want to learn and do not what app or flash me cos I am always busy bye

Tunrayorh:
Good day nairalanders, please help a sister here in Abeokuta to secure a job vacancy, a national diploma holder in business administration. Am tired of sitting at home since last year, here is my number and email address;08105142572, tunrayorhg@gmail.com. Will really appreciate if you can help me get a means of livelihood.

Start something little girl and watch it grow, I too sit at home for the pst 3years but now after I got into youtube video making I now earn minimum of $4 per day which is 1800naira per day from home and this is only 3months since I started so girl pick your self up and rock hard and I know many chicks like you who are killing it on youtube monthly($10,000 per month from ads only oo) bye

Narthy201:
A Consulting firm urgently needs the service of an Online/Digital Marketing Administrator in Lagos.

Qualifications:
1. Applicant must possess sufficient passion to thrive in a competitive environment.
2. Applicant must be innovative and willing to succeed with minimal supervision.
3. Applicant must possess appreciable written and oral skills.
4. Applicant may possess a reasonable knowledge of Web management and design.



Intrested applicants should submit CV to nathunveiling@gmail.com


*All applications are to be submitted by 20th October, 2017

What is the name of your firm so i can check you guys up before appyling

dovetech:
URGENT PERSONNEL NEEDED: Computer Analyst

COMPANY NAME: Dovetech Limited

MONTHELY INCOME: N80,000

RESPONSIBILITIES
-Providing staff and users with assistance solving computer related problems, such as malfunctions and program problems.
-Testing, maintaining, and monitoring computer programs and systems, including coordinating the installation of computer programs and systems.
-Determining computer software or hardware needed to set up or alter system.
-Training staff and users to work with computer systems and programs.
-Reading manuals, periodicals, and technical reports to learn how to develop programs that meet staff and user requirements.
-Coordinating and linking the computer systems within the organization to increase compatibility and so information can be shared
-Developing, documenting and revising system design procedures, test procedures, and quality standards.

MAJOR REQUIREMENTS
-Must be well experienced with the computer environment
-Must possess minimum of Ond degree
-Must be out spoken
-Must reside within Lagos
-Must have good inter personal skill

HOW TO APPLY
Applicant who is qualified should forward their CV to dovetechrecruit@yahoo.com

if you can employ a uni dropout then tell me so I apply and I am great with pcs

ReneeNuttall:
thanks but I need something I can monitor and do with my hands.As in something like a skill.

I can only Grantee what I currently make money from and if you need a skill go learn one, but if you really want to earn money then partner with me bye

VMC247:
I am currently at the verge of establishing my music label. All necessary arrangements have been taken care of, even my business plan is 99.9999% complete. I also want to state that I have a good team who are highly skilled and innovative in business decision making. I am highly optimistic that within the space period of 3 years from the moment of the inception of the sponsorship, this business will turn into a company. This is not based on some emotional feelings and emotional speculations, but knowing fully well the strength of my team who are willing to deliver to the common goal of this prospective company.

I will be very grateful if anyone finds it worthy to invest in me, knowing fully well that I will never disappoint you. All I need to kick-start this dream is the some of two million Naira (N2,000,000.00). I promise that your decision to invest in me will never go futile, and that the following gratitude will be shown to you:

1. Your name will be document as the grand-sponsor of the company, and what positive height the company attains tomorrow, you will always be a reference point for positive impact. This will also be included in the legal documents of the company.
2. The company will help in the promotion of your goods and services (if you are an organization/ or own a business) through jingles and every available means the company has. This will always be legally documented.
3. Lastly, Sir/Ma, we shall flow along with your terms and conditions on investing in us, even if it means to be sealed by a legal body.

We want you to know that your decision to invest in us will never be in vain.


Thanks so much.

do not kid your self kid as 2m can not do jack to kick off a record lebel let alone promote it

ReneeNuttall:
Good afternoon everyone.Please help a fellow nairalander suggest what lucrative business to set up with the sum of#100,000.Due to the economic situation,it is important that one shouldnt rely solely on one source of income only.which is the reason why i need to start up a parttime business in order to generate income.please I need honest and sincere suggestions/ideas only.


Thanks in anticipation.

Invest on My youtube channel and I will be paying you monthly or call my profile line to know

danieljoel759:
cc; lalasticlala, mynd44

Do Better Research before making a crappy list like this, not taking anything away from these great vloggers but there are guys killing it on youtube guys like Misstechy and My very own Personal Channel SIMBAZ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3VqvTATKsPiDTe6XF5fifg The first ever African Imax Dolby Cinema Audio 4K Bluray Reviewer and High expensive Tech Channel that I started 3+months ago with over 100,000views and average 3000 daily views and super growing and lets not forget guys like Henryneo, Erik Okafor and Editorial 55 who is the Biggest Nigerian Youtuber and a lady for that matter with over 350,000 subscribers and 45million views and she start her channel 1year ago November dude do better research before ever making any list again bye.

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Call my profile Line Cos I need one or give your line and you must be in Lag for us to deal

Regenesys:
Job Description:

- Design, build and maintain our social media presence
- Identify trends and insights, and optimize spend and performance based on the insights
- Brainstorm new and creative growth strategies
- Utilize strong analytical ability to evaluate end-to-end customer experience across multiple channels and customer touch points
- Evaluate emerging technologies.
- Creatively handle digital marketing tools, like websites, blogs, social media and email.
- Coordinate marketing, advertising and promotional activities.
- Promote and increase client’s engagement.
- Plan and execute all web, marketing database, email, social media and display advertising campaigns

Candidate Requirements:

- Proven working experience in digital marketing
- Must be a graphic designer
- Demonstrable experience leading and managing marketing database, email, SMS, social media and/or display advertising campaigns
- Highly creative with experience in identifying target audiences and devising digital campaigns that engage, inform and motivate
- Solid knowledge of website analytics tools
- Experience in setting up and optimizing Google Adwords campaigns
- Strong analytical skills and data-driven thinking
- Up-to-date with the latest trends and best practices in online marketing and measurement

Required Skills

Digital Marketing : 1 to 2 years experience

Apply by sending your CV and cover letter/video explaining in detail why you are the best fit for the Job, to info@regenesys.com.ng on or before Friday, October 13, 2017

Email subject must be "DM Analyst Vacancy"

If you have not received a response within two weeks, your application was most likely unsuccessful.

Check your mail for my cv

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Jared77:
I think Pirates of The Caribbean film series has outlive its stay.

Honestly the fifth installment of this series is wack package compared to what they gave in previous films, though I have only seen 80 minutes of this movie but it's so effing boring I fear I can't complete the rest part.

The plot is not as interesting and captivating as I thought it would be and not as entertaining as its predecessors. The acting of the characters is just as bad.

I don't even want to talk about our dear captain JackSparrow, it seems the guy has lost his charisma and look as though he's tryna keep up his steam. His terrible acting is only surpassed by his god-awful accent.

And what's with sparrow always getting caught by the authorities and managing to escape at the last minute? They have pulled that stunt a couple of times. They should try a new thing.

William Turner's son and Carina aka witchlady are not much fun either.

Salazar is a menacing enough villain but I still prefer Davey Jones and Black Beard to him anyday anytime.

They tried to copy too much of the first film and spoilt this one. Waste of funds and time.

I must admit I was elated to see one of my favourite actor feature in it, who by the way is Bruce Spence (played First Wizard Zeddicus in Fantasy series Legend of the seeker), it's sad he didn't get much playtime to showcase his remarkable acting skills.

That said...
The bank robbery scene is easily the dumbest move of all.

I am sorry but Disney didn't do justice to this movie. It would have been better if they had dropped the project instead of spoiling the vibe for us.

Poor storyline. Bad accent. Ill-conceived characters. No depth. Soundtrack nkor? Felt like I was watching another movie.

With this, I am not sure they would embark on a sixth film seeing as the last film failed to meet expectations. If at all they do then they would have to convince me to see it.


#BringBackPoTC
#BringBackCaptainJackSparrow in all his swaggering glory.

if you know nothing about movies do your self a favour and never ever open a crappy tread like this crap, FYI this film grossed 795million in boxoffice on a budget of 229million$ and disney is making an estimated 200million$ in profits alone, so please grow your sense before ever opening a tread ever again.

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I NEED A PROFESSIONAL FREELANCE WRITER THAT WILL BE WRITING FOR ME WEEKLY.
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IF you can pay me daily then call my profile line or send an email to email address there

SCAMMERS