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RomanceRe: Photo Of A Ghanaian Bride And Her Dwarf Groom by Impulse80(m): 2:14pm On Jan 04, 2018
Na MI brother be this? grin
The resemblance is too suspicious to me!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 12:13pm On Jan 02, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
call me, I will inspect for free and give you a price.
This man deserves national award. GAZZUZZ FOR PRESIDENT!!

TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Impulse80(m): 11:24am On Dec 30, 2017
BlowJobs:
I didn't share that story to get pity from everyone.
I was dumb, i made dumb desicion. I trust too easy. Like i always say, i am a gentle person, i no like wahalah.

If you notice i haven't been posting unlike before. I am going through mental stress.

I got so stressed i told my wife i needed space, like she was a "stranger"
I told guy M to Bleep off (well, he deseeved it)
I am gaining my sanity back and leaving all the bullshit in 2017.
Sorry man, a lot of us in Nigeria see our relatives abroad as cash cows. When they don't send us money we call them selfish, and say they have money but don't want to help us.

I don't think I'm qualified to give anyone advice on how to Spend their money, but here's my two cents;

Focus on primary family now (you, your wife and kids).

Understand that you cannot help everyone (you're not the superman, even superman can't).

You can't help people (whether family or friends) by sending them money, they'll just squander it and come back for more. If you insist you want to help someone, loan them money to start a business or learn a handiwork.

Finally and most importantly, do not send money to just anyone to buy you property in Nigeria. Them go chop the money because them know say you no dey Naija, and them believe say the money no be anything to you.
Sorry you had to experience the dilemma of every Nigerian in diaspora.
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Impulse80(m): 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
TheManOfTheYear:
Ask yourself. Why would a scammer wanna ask for just a lappy? Doesn't that sound stupid to you?

I have a premonition that the guy's ordeal is genuine
Like say you no be Naija person? That guy does not sell Gala! He just saw what looked like an opportunity to fleece unsuspecting people.
All these online beggars surfaced immediately Blowjobs sent airtime to some Nairalanders. Because the brother intimated that he may send readers something for Christmas, they now think he's Santa-claus.

This thread is about people living in Yankees who want to share the experiences. Let's keep it that way!
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Impulse80(m): 3:22am On Dec 29, 2017
bboy07:
@Msngo40 @Julivas

Pls am not a scam and will never be. I will proof it that there are still honest Nigerians out here if you people can give me a benefit of doubt, I will not disappoint you, if possible I will give you my address for you to really verify my genuinity.
Dude nor be say i wan pour sand for your garri o but your matter get as e be.
First, your account on Nairaland is barely 3 weeks old! You just opened a Nl account and came straight to these threads. That's a big red flag. What happened to your other Nairaland account? I don't believe you just heard about this forum, found travel section and specific abroad-based threads.

I don't see you following top Fiverr gurus and freelancers on this forum, na only janded people you dey follow. Na only Ve.nzal new thread you don comment with this your new moniker. Another red flag.

Next, you say you be hustler but na gala and Lacasera be your hustle! With this your diction? You couldn't get any job that doesn't involve hawking in the whole of Ota and Ogun state. Bros i don't feel this your story at all. I have a feeling that you're Igbo, so ife m choro igwa gi here as nwanne mmadu bu gi kwusi ife a ina-eme online. Onye Mgbu!

What if I told you that you could make money online with just that phone you have? Spend more time in the business section. Before you start thinking that all your problems will be solved by getting a laptop just know that it's the opposite.
Freelance isn't rosy and you won't make anything tangible if you do not have a skill. I served at Owode Yewa and i just passed out. I was an active member of NCCF So i know from Idiroko to Sango Ota well enough. We have our zonal headquarters at the back of Obasanjo farms, and I've attended Cananland enough to know that if you're in need they do help.

My Verdict: This guy's story doesn't check out. He may truly need a laptop for Fiverr or yahoo business grin but this this his cock and bull about selling gala is what it is. If you have money you may send him some money. My country men na so. Some people now prefer scamming to actually doing productive work. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy is on this same thread with another moniker.


Cc Blowjobs lionlee216 Julivas Josh4wod MsNgo40
EducationRe: How Do Astronauts Bathe In Space? Also, How Do They Dispose off their feaces? by Impulse80(m): 12:56am On Dec 28, 2017
Neoguru6:
They have gravity induced rooms, so that solves it.
Gravity can't be induced. Except in movies.
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Impulse80(m): 12:41am On Dec 28, 2017
MRSHYCAT:
Oga bj and Oga lionlee216, una story just dey totori me. Can you imagine that since I was born, the highest investment of a girl in my life is just a pack of fake lux inner shirt. Tell me why I will not come there, fall in love and stay inlove. I am Sending that one that calls herself my girlfriend a break up SMS. I'm done with this poo of a relationship. I cannot be funding a relationship like I'm funding a building project. My oga's in Yankee, abeg start looking for house for me there. I'll park out of Nigeria soon and park into the land of love aka amelika. I NEED A GIRLFRIEND THAT WILL BUY ME A TESLA PERIOD!!!! please don't call me a gold digger abeg, I'm not feeling fine.
grin

TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Impulse80(m): 8:22am On Dec 23, 2017
Teedawg:
lol you think it's everyone that will take your sh×t if you make a wrong move or say a wrong word na sue carry you go oh smiley
Dey there na, you nor sabi give person subtle shade? grin even if i no shade am i can ignore him so hard he'll start to doubt his own existence. grin

Anyways, Frank na gentleman him be, i understand he doesn't like wahala.
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Impulse80(m): 8:54pm On Dec 22, 2017
FrankNetter:
I later reported it to the general manager after I discovered that the dude went about talking _shit with my name to other co-workers. I decided to rise above the whole drama and put in my resignation.
Frankie you mean you resigned because of that? Oyibo land don dey dilute your naija blood o. If na me i go dey there dey oppress that guy sotey him go commit suicide or e go come beg me like this. grin

TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Impulse80(m): 1:21pm On Dec 19, 2017
noblealuu:
I like your spiritedness. There's a very patriotic fellow virtually everybody here might refer you to for a well-thought answer to your questions, line upon line and precept upon precept. shocked

His name is TW. oods. He can help you graciously. cheesy
Why are you mentioning that guy now? Someone genuinely needs help and you're mocking him. Smh!
BusinessRe: The Only Way Left For The "Little Guy" To Make Freelancing PROFITABLE In 2018 by Impulse80(m): 12:11pm On Dec 18, 2017
Following Baba Venzal! Omoluabi of internet marketing! Ah go follow you go anywhere! Na only toilet ah no go follow you go!

TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Impulse80(m): 7:39am On Dec 17, 2017
MackyNaija:
Go malaysia go try your luck! grin

Na exchange rate kill us.
LMAO! Congrats on your results bro. grin
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Impulse80(m): 3:38pm On Dec 16, 2017
MackyNaija:
That's if you attend a big school in a big city.
Then 4m might see you through the first semester.

My fee here was $3k, living cost about $4k (including setting up cost).

If your school has an undergraduate program, then a graduate assistantship is likely but remember that nothing is sure.

One TA job here pays $500 a month, an RA position I know of pays $900.
So it varies.
4 milla! E cost o. Shey i go fit sell my kidney for there? grin
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Impulse80(m): 1:19am On Dec 16, 2017
MackyNaija:
So after I don tidy make I come paste pictures for here??

Hahaha funny man. grin

Porn full internet, different shades and colours..
That's not the aim of the thread.

Stay here to learn what is and what is not true about how life is as a student.


For info sake, I spent roughly 6 - 7k this semester for entirely school related payments - all fees, insurance, rent and living cost.

About 2m naija money - if I knew earlier this 'little' could fund a master's program, I for don leave Nigeria sinceee.
Choosing here costs so much less when compared with other schools in the US.
Chief i get one question o, if 2 milla fit tidy one semester, shey e dey possible to get work when go fit pay for the remaining package (semesters)?
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Impulse80(m): 1:50am On Dec 12, 2017
Oga Blowjobs, i dey hail you special! After you na still you! Only you na chairmen!


Tuale Baba!!

TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Impulse80(m): 1:45am On Dec 12, 2017
TWoods:
Fingers don't necessarily have to be equal... however imagine a world where you and i did the right thing at all times, do you think we'd need a visa to go anywhere? The fact that we don't see that what limits us are he consequences of our own actions is why i think we are going no where anytime soon. Those who came here on the backs of fraudulent marriages are here crowing around, forgetting that they are the reason genuine couples now have to jump through hoops to convince a US VO that they have a legit marriage. A german won't have to go through that much.

That someone can feel so brazen to celebrate a clear breach of the law is astounding to me.
Bros TWoods no vex o, shey you nor dey speak pidgin at all? You remind me of one stern principal i used to know.

I understand the points you're trying to make. However, you do realize that the real world isn't utopian. It's a hustle to survive everywhere. It's the intra-specific competition and Nigerians are just trying to stay ahead of it.

I think your message would be better received if you didn't sound all sanctimonious and condescending. The Mexicans keep crossing the border and committing so much crime that Trump was considering building a wall (lol).

Take am easy guy, you were one of us. Na 2007 you even commot here, so nor make am be like say we be the worst people on earth. Person wen him brother dey mad, na still him brother e be.

Wehdone sah.

BusinessRe: Need Advice On Which Bank Debit Card Still Works Online by Impulse80(op): 6:41am On Dec 06, 2017
JoeyBlack:
I use GTB. I used it 2 days ago to pay for Google Adwords adverts.
Okay, Thanks bro
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Impulse80(m): 6:37am On Dec 06, 2017
Fingerprinter:
It been very long I had something to do with vps. But when I did, I used my access bank visa card. If you have tried access bank and it is not working, it could be that you don't have iPIN set on the card. Visit an access bank atm, and find your way around setting an iPIN for the card.
Okay, Thank you.
BusinessNeed Advice On Which Bank Debit Card Still Works Online by Impulse80(op): 5:07pm On Dec 05, 2017
Please, which Nigerian bank ATM card still works for online payments? I've been trying Diamond and Access Bank debit cards but they're bouncing back.
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Impulse80(m): 4:25pm On Dec 05, 2017
Please, I need people to come to my aid, I've been trying to register for google VPS but my cards keep getting rejected. I use Diamond ana Access banks. Is there something I'm doing wrong?


Cc Fingerprinter Mrphysics Beatzone
BusinessRe: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Impulse80(m): 10:23am On Nov 15, 2017
hiboth:
I need some one who can Design an animation logo On this images.
In between the food this is egg in the second zero
The egg position we just be squint And then will show the normal egg which will look like the open eye blinking
Dbestmax
Computer MarketRe: Clean Elite Book Laptop With Dvd-rom 4 Sale by Impulse80(m): 8:20am On Nov 01, 2017
Oga i asked you what is the model number of this laptop but you haven't said anything on it
whoisuche:
hello
Technology MarketRe: Dell Latitude D420 Laptop(used) 20k by Impulse80(m): 10:59am On Oct 24, 2017
Processor intel ehat?
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Impulse80(m): 9:05pm On Oct 16, 2017
micynute94:
Word Document.... and PDF...
depends on the job.. PDF is easy to read n the format is stable across device...

word might be unstable depending on what d customer is using to view the finish job..

if it's just words.. I send it in doc... if there are a lot of images or formating done, I send it in doc n PDF.
Okay, thanks
BusinessRe: Article Writing Jobs by Impulse80(m):
I could use more work. I'm a freelance writer.
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Impulse80(m): 9:47am On Oct 16, 2017
micynute94:
Nah.. I use the normal background plain white background.
Keep it simple.. Though if I want to send a sample, I add a watermark to it then screen shot it.. I send the image as sample.

What exactly do you need help on?
You said u failed twice opening a fiverr account. don't understand....
Hello, in what format do you send your finished work (written articles and blog posts) ?

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