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Autos / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Petrol In 1 Month. by Impulse80(m): 7:20am On Jan 18
I use a 2017 Mitsubishi L200 for my supply business. I average about 53 litres per week which is roughly 140k per month on just fuel. Tinubu don finish my profits.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 6:58pm On Oct 25, 2023
superintendents:
Boss I remain loyal please make i see little token from you, make i hold body..

Boss..

You no just get shame at all!

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Impulse80(m): 6:24pm On Oct 04, 2023
Guys I've been dealing with a mildly irritating feature on my Note 10 pro, the phone force closes the music app after some time while I'm playing music. This only happens when the phone is not plugged in, so I've surmised it's likely an overzealous power saving feature messing with me.

Please anyone that has an idea on how to fix this issue should let me know as I've tried excluding the music app from being closed by the power saving app. So far, nothing I've tried works.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 7:36am On Oct 04, 2023
Mynd44 please help us ban this guys derailing this thread. This one don too much.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 4:34pm On Aug 27, 2023
Pearl1910:


Can u also purse and consider the owner of the car? If someone buys a car of 3m and gives u to be remitting 20k weekly. When do u want him to break even? Even Keke remits 25k-30k weekly.
Now u r suggesting a 2011 car. Don't u think the returns isn't commisurate with the investment?
If 20k weekly is what is obtainable in Abj, then I don't think anybody should use any car worth more than 1m for the hussle.
Make una dey fear God.

LMAO, remain small make him say na for free.

Wicked somebody!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 7:50am On Aug 21, 2023
dav1002:


Not same company scam but Same site format, same processes, same people behind but different names.

If you doubt me
Invest and see
But don't forget to come here and tell us how it ends after

Don't be decieved to believe it's a company
It's not a company it's a scam

You'd never see those involved. You only message just through chats

The admins use foreign numbers in their Whatsapp group

How I wish those goats called Felicity 001 and Mr snoopy5 fit put their money there make e burn.

Two stupid lots

Guy thank God say you know, That thing na naija guys dey run am. E get local and foreign wey you fit use chop oyibo people mugu. They will pay some people initially so they can do the work of bringing more people, if the site don gather enough money them go shut am down go open another one. Rinse and repeat.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Impulse80(m): 11:58am On Aug 03, 2023
Amex2018:
Hi everyone and good evening.

Recently I observed that my redmi note 9s internet connectivity goes off after sometimes if i am not actively using it. Because of this, if I am using the phone as hotspot, the hotspot will not work again until i engage the phone. Please is it some form of settings or what could possibly be the cause.

I only observed this not too long ago

Most likely some form of power saving mode you enabled.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 8:08pm On Jul 29, 2023
Raw2:
The Benz show am renewed premium shege. Since then no luxury car to vlog with. Soon he'll share how to cook jollof rice with 1500 on YouTube

Omo this guy get bad mouth! 😂

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 12:46am On Jul 29, 2023
Omoapena:


We aren’t saying they should suffocate riders or increase the fare ridiculously, if your car requires a maintenance that will cost you 50k will you be able to afford it comfortably?

Remember we are using machines to work and this thing is bound to breakdown when it’s overstretched…

Guy just give up, you don try and e nor dey work for you. Now no evidence to show say you try your best.

BTW Conner and Felicity I no know who write epistle pass! Just one mention and them don fill up one page like apostle Paul. 😂
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 6:56am On Jul 24, 2023
BAZ001:


This is so sad,

Just wasted a life like that… he could be a silent reader on dis thread or telegram group.

For those still blaming d driver, pray u don’t loose guard on a deadly day.

I got a request once @11:15pm at night and drove straight to PU cos rider was going to Ijesha and I e we I’ll drop him and go to lere to close for the day.
Got to pick up

Rider: male (very red eyes) sat in front and said pls wait
Me: okay
Next thing 2 guys dead high with bags open door sat at d back, smelling of weed as I wan go, another guy open door with bag too from road side and said oya make we dey go .
I started car and drove for 5mins then I realized I don loose guard for night and dis guys no dey talk

I parked closed to a street light ran to window and ran to other side begin beg d one infront
Me: sir I beg na food I dey find, na hustle I dey help me
Rider 1: Oga wetin happen?
Me: I dey fear … told him straight say key dey ignition.
Rider 2 : at back started laughing dt dem go drink after work and going to sleep say dem no be thief

Na half mind I carry drive that day.
Imagine if dey were real killer.

God no go kukuma leave us.

LMAO! This is really funny. Your life flashed before your eyes grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 10:52pm On Jun 06, 2023
lrman:


Dey whyne yourself...keep quoting and hyping yourself with alt monikers.. grin grin


Not everyone is dumb na....last post was December..and all of a sudden your moniker became active today and the first person you replied and hyped was the same moniker ..the same moniker you hyped and quoted on your last post by December last year before you logged out of the account to login to another one... grin


You obviously have a hidden agenda..and I pity those that will fall for your sweet mouth and get trapped......trust me , my instincts have never failed me...you are up to something...and i repeat i pity those that will fall into the trap...smh

LMAO! Dude look at my moniker now. 😂 I've been on nairaland a long time, I don't even drive on Uber, neither am I based in Lagos. I don't like posting anything on here cos I hate writing.

No need to form CIA on top my matter, if you wan see me come Onitsha I'll buy you bottles.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 6:42am On Jun 04, 2023
Omo this Cheerfulgiver is just a born hustler! Always pragmatic and result oriented. I won't be surprised if he has an Excel sheet of his earnings vs expenses.


I commot cap for you guy!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 10:01pm On Dec 29, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Update 3

Days 18 - 25 of December 2022

8 days of driving.

Gross total - #388,300. Commission paid 38,247.

Grand total in 25 days of December -

#1,003,800

Net total - 904,925


Objetivo Archivado....

Fuck_Bolt

Omo, you good!
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Impulse80(m): 9:00pm On Dec 01, 2022
SyncForth:
I haven't updated mine yet.

So it's safe then?

Yes from my experience.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Impulse80(m): 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2022
SyncForth:
On Redmi note 10 pro?

There's nothing wrong with the update. Maybe your camera get issues before or it's one of a kind glitch.

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 5:50am On Oct 04, 2022
BAZ001:


Experience they say it’s the best teacher…
A whole Dru.kweku went from 5fleets of cars to no car on the platform after how many years.

December will soon come and dashboards will be flying in n out grin

Na E-hailing give you part of the money wey you use go abroad, no lie. I remember you saying that people earning 100k per month are better than drivers on E-hailing platforms.

Be honest with people my nigga.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Impulse80(m): 6:33pm On Jul 14, 2022
genius43:


Look for another Mod that Play Protect won't flag because once it flags it, Google's new implementation is to automatically uninstall the app if it is already installed on your device.

This happened to me just two days ago. The thing pain me die! Wish I could see the guy that implemented that feature so I can choke him out.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 1:45pm On Jul 04, 2022
Viking07:
After 2 stops. I finally reached this rider’s destination.

Rider: Please what’s your account number?

Me: you don’t have cash?

Rider: No.

Me: Well, I don’t accept transfers because I don’t get alert. You will…

Rider: cuts me off. Please give me your account number.

Me: 00579…..

Rider: it’s done!

Me: Well, until I see the alert it is not done.

10mins no alert.

20mins no alert. At this stage I don central lock my doors with her friend inside.

Rider: please give me your account number again

Another long wait. No alert.

Rider: can I give you my phone number. If you don’t get it you can call me.

Me: Madam, I don’t need your phone number. I need my money.

Rider: I’ve sent it 4 times.

After all the back and forth. The mf rider had to miraculously pull out cash from her purse and paid.

It’s been more than 5hrs since that ride. I never see any alert.

An ojodu would have foolishly collected her number and rush to the next ride. Only to come lament on Nairaland with audio curses.

Lol, you just dodged a bullet there.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 8:44pm On Apr 28, 2022
Pearl1910:


U don't still get it
Your phone got this information from ur Mobile carrier. It's still MTN that informed ur phone if this consumption.

Like I said, note your data balance, then Download an App, a document or a movie with known size then check ur data balance again.
I argue rationally with facts and figures.

Boss it doesn't work that way. Android phones measure data used by the smart phone independent of the Internet service provider. The OS even goes as far as showing you what apps consume the most data and offers you an option to regulate data.

Sometimes it seems like even if you download something of say 50mb, and check your data balance immediately you find that it's actually more than 50mb used.
This is because your phone is a smartphone. Your phone is always using data in the background even without your knowledge. The more apps on your phone, the more background data will be used.

Additionally, if you use social media apps like Facebook or Instagram your data depletion will be faster, because they usually preload pictures and videos before you enter the app for seamless engagement.

See my data usage for last month and this month.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Impulse80(m): 9:29am On Apr 16, 2022
jedisco:


I've not come across any centralised exchange that claims they dont have access to your funds. Best they can say is that most funds are kept in cold wallets for safety abd some percentage are insured. Any centralised exchange can block or sieze your crypt0 at the behest of kaw enforcement agents. As a matter of fact, once you deposit your coyn on an exchange, it technically does not belong to you. Exchanges have been hacked and clients funds drained.

This is much different from decentralised wallets e.g metamask. On those, your seed phrase is your key. If you loose it, that's it. Cos no one has access.

Seems you're mixing both up

Not your keys, not your crypto.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 6:57am On Mar 04, 2022
BAZ001:


Thank you bro...

Quickly come join. You will not queue for petrol and NEPA won’t take light, that alone don make me dey fresh and fat.

Maybe later later I fit try Uber but d last experience or my mind set of driving Uber in Lagos, is like a trap once u start to pull out is hard.



Congrats man. I've always known you're smart and calculative.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 1:50pm On Feb 16, 2022
davit:
don't go too far
Dope

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Hidden Lake In Akpawfu, Enugu State by Impulse80(m): 9:42pm On Feb 10, 2022
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 11:51am On Jan 24, 2022
Johnnybegood12:

Yes I said you are misleading people about joining the telegram group.
Don't complicate things.
I know what am saying and you know it as well.

I didn't argue about the winter, what am saying is that it has been overly exaggerated.
Winter winter I net 25k today.
It's not that bad or is it?

LMAO na normal Baz00 way be that. Don't be surprised he's earning more than most people here from driving. Notice how he never posts any tips and tricks? Always clowning online but really serious in real life.

Back when I was in school there was a guy like that. This negro go swear say him no read anything and say him nor know wetin him go write for exams. As soon as results are released he's topping the class. grin

Any newbie wey dey follow baz00 mouth no go make am.

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Phones / Re: What's Your First Ever Touchscreen Device by Impulse80(m): 6:17am On Dec 24, 2021
Tecno N3

Those were the glory days... Back then this section was so alive.


https://dexscreener.com/avalanche/0x0b729682785ea6ebe3fc6a80fbf65c64097b71bf

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Impulse80(m): 7:04pm On Nov 06, 2021
If you no get money no chase shitcoin o. Ibime na boss o grin

I dey my village like this!

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Impulse80(m): 10:10pm On Oct 23, 2021
jp130:
I bought aircoin token on pancakeswap with abt $2 n collected 54billion units. But in my wallet, it dollar value is abt $9000. What does this mean?

Welcome to shitcoin investing. Just go price Lambo grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 8:02pm On Oct 08, 2021
You guys should stop trying to bully people for no reason. Cheerfulgiver has has consistently proved himself here. Hell, even his last monthly dashboard was just shy of one million. Even if him nor make 1 milla last month, it doesn't diminish the respect I have for him.

Some of you have never ever posted monthly dashboard here and we all know why. Y'all don't want niggas coming in to E-hailing to saturate it. Some people on rental don't want the car owners to increase your weekly payment.
I really like the way Xghost carries himself on this platform. Shout out to everyone keeping it real.

Let's all learn tolerance. One Love.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: Some Men Are Scared Of Beautiful Women by Impulse80(m): 6:19pm On Sep 18, 2021
Does she think she's that beautiful? Minus the whole surgery she's done.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Impulse80(m): 6:08pm On Aug 29, 2021
Viqtour:
I asked for advice here before venturing into this hustle, I got little information. However, I did not want to be ideal just after completing my masters and waiting for my statement of result.

I took the bold step and moved from enugu to Abuja to start bolt while looking for a job. This is my first week on bolt and it was quite good. Thanks to the advice of CheerfulGiverr and the likes. I also did 15k offline and I used 30k fuel. I work from 7am to 2pm and 4pm to 8-9pm

Congrats bro, keep flying. I also wish to move to Abuja next year.
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Impulse80(m): 4:36pm On Aug 28, 2021
Vicky271:
thanks for the advice.
On the first question, doge, matic, btt, trx and xrp. I bought doge because of Elons influence and thought it was going to help the coyn moon fast but when ever i checked my portfolio doge was d one dipping i became very afraid and sold it, on btt. It was doing fine until it stopped before the whole market started bleeding that time BTC which was closer to 50k$ then it went down to 30, i panic sell everything lol....

Second question
I'm still holding safemoon. In fact I've locked it and trow the key away... Thats my only hope of returning to çrypto trading with cash if eventually it do well...

Hate to break it to you but safemoon is purely a shitcoin. There's too much people manipulating it behind the scenes. This is probably the reason why it hasn't been listed on any reputable exchange.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Impulse80(m): 9:01am On Aug 24, 2021
DenreleDave:

Abeg I no be bros ooo.. I be guy


My apologies ooo if I sounded rude....


Has it been resolved?

Yes.

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