₦airaland Forum

BlowJobs:
i say too much. Now the govt will know why wife is growing weed and i have unreported/Unauthorized "employment" not linked to my SS

plus i haven't been speaking with my family for a while now, Now i might need their help to get me some documents for the process (i am stress free and sleep better, i do however miss them).

I am screwed eitherways. No need to panick tho,

All of Una FBI nairaland people here sending PM without no tangible questions to ask, Kudos!!!.

BJ nor mind those people wen dey form spy agents on top your matter. You didn't divulge anything sensitive here jare. You na straightforward guy wen nor get any skeletons for him cupboard.

axamansard:
Sorry for your loss,I sincerely empathize with you @ progidyx1.The third party promised to liase with the police to get your car out tomorrow morning. Thank God for comprehensive insurance, your vehicle and that of the third party will be fixed as soon as we get an estimate of repairs.

Buy insurance, buy peace of mind!!!!!!!!!

I want to insure my newly bought bags of garri and rice

hotgirl1000:
WHAT does dat lurvly igbo mean?


ok,

how old r u now

The things I said happened 15 years ago. At least you're in a saner country.

It's a proverb, it means there's a consequence for every action that you take.

hotgirl1000:
i have been to nigeria many times

i know how tough it is

but my mother is dead

my life has lost its sweetness

even if i achieve the world

what is the point when my mother is dead?

is your mother alive?

Listen ma'am, i won't tell you that everything will be alright because it won't. So live with the pain and learn to use it.
If you lose your will to live then you'll be useless to everyone around you. My dad died when I was 13 and my mum died two years later. We had to grieve and move on, not dwell on it.

I saw your other thread on becoming a call girl, my advice is simple -- agbachaa oso agua mile.

Hmm

chinoify:
How TO PREVENT FIVERR deportation
Hi guys, so today I feel like giving back to the community that gave to me when I was down financially. This might not be newbie friendly as you will have to spend a few $$ MONTHLY.
Every time you log in to your Fiverr account, their system takes note of your IP. If such IP is coming from a tier 3 country, it is likely that your deportation is brewing. I can’t say for sure how many times this will continue until you are being served deportation notice.
If such IPs are coming from your country of registration, Fiverr won't bother you. So this method won't affect the previous method you used when opening your account.
These are the simple steps to take to prevent your account from being deported.
• Open a new folder on your desktop and name it Fiverr or whatever suits you.
• Download firefox portable and install it into the folder you created. Reason for this is so that you can have a dedicated browser for your Fiverr account and the same time not get locked out from sites like Gmail or Facebook for using a US IP on a Nigerian account.
• Buy a private proxy from sites like https://www.myprivateproxy.net, it costs about $2.49 per proxy. I recommend this site because they can sell only one proxy, most sites start from 5 proxies, it might be cheaper but I don’t think you need that much. You can as well research for other sites providing such services.
• Irrespective of your version (ie. Firefox Portable browser), go to Menu -- Options – Advanced – Network -- Settings (Configure how Firefox connects to the Internet) -- Manual proxy configuration: -- HTTP Proxy and port. Enter the private proxy and port details you bought from w w w .myprivateproxy. net. Click on the box next to “Use this proxy server for all protocols”, and click ok. Then check your IP using w w w . whatismyipaddress. com or and one you already know, as you hit the enter button a dialogue box will pop where it will prompt you to enter the private proxy username and password supplied by w w w .myprivateproxy. net. After this step, it is expected that your flight is in the US.
• Step five: Except you commit another offense, just keep balling in the US.
I always discourage the use of Fiverr App for Nigerians unless you have a very strong VPN that won't leak your IP. In lieu of this I have devised another plan but as usual, it will cost you some $$.
• Get a cheap VPS or go to google cloud, Microsoft Azure or Amazon AWS and create a free VPS. This will cost about a $$ or two for card verification. Google is always friendly, they can supply you the free info you need to create the free VPS servers from any of the companies above. If you don’t like wasting time and hate free things like me, you can contact me for cheap VPS servers, ranging from 2, 4, 8, 16 GB Rams.
• When using a US VPS server you don’t really need to download another firefox browser and add your private server. Although it is okay but not necessary.
• Login to your Fiverr account on the VPS server and log out. This trick will make any buyer on Fiverr assume you are online. The thing about this method is that, except your VPS server restarts, your account is always online. And you know what this means?? Fiverr search can help a buyer filter out accounts that are offline, you and I know that Fiverr buyers are impatient. Also, this method will help some people who need to put on their generator set before they can enjoy electricity supply.
• Set a tone for your emails (Fiverr email) on your Andriod phone, be sure that whenever a mail comes to your phone you will be alerted. This trick will help you respond very fast and help keep your response time at 1HR.
• Download Microsoft remote desktop by Microsoft or RDP Remote Desktop connection by Thinstuff s.r.o apps from play store or apple store depending on your device and input your VPS login details. When a mail comes and your laptop is out of power, you don’t need to put on your generator. Just log in to your Fiverr account through any of these apps and reply your prospective client until you get an order (this method got me over 13 orders in less than 7 days).
• I hope with this few points of mine, I am able to convince you that this method can help you prevent deportation. Thank you.
If you have any question please ask. Greater 2018 is my prayer for you!

Bros you dey always surprise me with your application of knowledge. Tuale sir!!

onlinetrade:
Guess you are his partner... That's not the point bro... The point is BE INNOVATIVE, DON'T LIVE IN THE PAST...

Peugeot 406 was been replaced by 407 (Production 1995–2004)
Peugeot 407 has been replaced by 508 (Production 2004–2010)


Sure the reasons you're going for these vehicles IS BECAUSE IT ENRICHES YOUR POCKET AS FLEET MANAGERS, NO MORE OR LESS.

(By the Way, people use electric Vehicles in Nigeria already....)

I honestly don't understand why you should have an axe to grind with someone if they choose to buy Peugeot 407 or 406 for their e-hailing business. Every businessman does what he feels is best for him, that is capitalism for you. As long as the cars live up to the hype and Uber/Taxify accepts it i don't see why the fuss.

On the "innovation" part I have just one thing to say: this is Nigeria. Why use a hammer to kill a fly?

The undertone of your writeup suggests that they profit from people buying those vehicles for partners. Either by a form of affiliate marketing or something else... If you know something, why not tell us what you know because from all the postings here Peugeot is a stable brand. Even GAZZUZZ has confirmed it.

Our youths are dying for nothing while those near the grave kill our country. If the foundation be destroyed, what can the righteous do?

Okay

coolwisdom:
alot of people have been contacting me for training the truth is i don't have time to train anyone again except it an organize training that word my time but i want to help alot of inexperienced traders to grow their capitals in just a week i want to turn your $100 to $200 in a week and $50 to hundred in a week so you guys should be ready for my alert here in nairaland i will give out my trading alert here in nairaland for a week if you guy are interested let me get your comment so i can start
you must have a bittrex account and a binance account to be participate in this

Carry on bro

kolawoleibukun:
the thing pain you sha. na bar head day wait you this 2018 so

Learn how to argue constructively. Stop depending on argumentum ad hominem because you'll only end up showing people how unintelligent you are.

kolawoleibukun:
in as much as I no like Buhari, but all these kind words no get meaning. Of all the singers in the whole world where you place your own self. Scale has not sold hundred copied in sales. He songs or albums have no certification at all. You never get award on his Wikipedia page self. No useful information. This guy has been singing since 2009. Pikin wen dem born that time some done get first school leaving certification. But scales you have no certification for all your works. You are not in the top 10 best artist in town.

You should thank God that Nigeria has population if not you for day pump mote tyre for express.

Before Buhari enter power Nigeria don already spoil. Na oil boom finish us.

Even as I condemn scales so Buhari is a huge disgrace to us. Just a deaf moomu way dem carry put for power. look at all the evil happening if he is too deaf to rule why not die or step down? People believe say him for don die since for london. See as e lean when e return.

My problem be say many pastor day deceive people into thinking that prayer is the solution. until people eye go open e go hard. Scale where you day when Charley boy day protest?

You sir, are a big idiot. How does the musician's life affect what he's saying? Attack the message and not the messenger!

entparrot:
Let me break it down: And make it open, no hidden games, everything is straight forward.

We will succeed together.

Toyota Corolla 2003 upward 40k net, owners get 40k paid, no hidden deductions.

We collect 45,000 naira from drivers, that means we are earning only 5000 naira for this services.

We recommend your car have a tracker, it cost only 25,000 naira. if you dont have money for tracker, we can help you buy it, then you reimburse us immediately your car makes money. ( this goes with 6months minimum agreement for us to manage ur car) Why we have this 6 months minimum agreement? some owners will use us to fix their cars and later pull out of the agreement..Yes,if we breach the agreement, yes, you have right to pull out.

We recommend you have a comprehensive insurance, if you dont have money for insurance, we can help you buy it, then you reimburse us immediately your car makes money.( this goes with 6months minimum agreement for us to manage ur car) Read reasons above...

If you have a little problem with your car, maybe probably you might have spend the money sorting family problems, we will assist you to fix the car, then you reimburse us immediately your car makes money. No interest.

If you have a big problem with your car, maybe engine damaged, bring it to us, you will be assisted with the money to fix it. then you pay us with 10% interest on the total amount spent.

Any option you want, be it HP or Rental, we are available to deal with you.

We pay upfront payment, once we accept your car.

Your interest is our concern.

We are not giving you guarantee with lips, we are giving you guarantee with your money in your hand, before releasing your vehicle.

Looks pretty Solid... How much does the driver earn?

Both sides have merits. Ogunvic and Romeo are offering a higher cash incentive to partners. A person getting 50k per week should be more than able to assume responsibility for the repairs.
If on the other hand you are collecting 35k from your driver then splitting the cost of repairs makes sense.

Saveasoul:
I know crowdsurf more than you think I have been writting the text and passing, my scores is always 85 both video and audio test but they don't give me my login because am Nigeria they hardly accept Nigeria do to some fraudulent activities so the only solution now is to buy already account bro I know more about transcription and I have crowdsurf guild ebook

Na because of this selling of account dem dey ban Nigerian IP. I don't use Crowdsurf. Check other sites. Revv, TranscribeMe, GoTranscript, and Scribie. Or you can try using a foreign IP via a VPN.

cc Victor88

viktor88:
when i buy a laptop i will learn the skill tru youtube, write the test and c outcome

Good for you. The test isn't hard just follow their rules and you'll be fine.

Saveasoul:
we can learn the rules bro it doesn't mean anything

If you could learn the rules you wouldn't need to resort to fraudulent practices to bypass the test. The test is meant to measure your knowledge of the rules.


There's no shortcut to success in the civilized world. If you're unwilling to apply yourself and learn the right way, YOU WILL FAIL.

Ifeanyimark:
Dru, i assume this is your number, the yankee based guy that chattted me up on watsapp to tell me bullshits about ogunvic and romeo, na just say i no go fit start dey munch all our chats.

Bros abeg take down his number. It's against the forum's rules.

To everybody trying to buy an account here, they will ban you because you do not know their rules and you'll end up the loser!

swizzypizzle:
It's like this thread is freaking dead....... Anyone interested.. I want to give away 5 brand new crowdsurf accounts to the first 5 people that will Hi me on whatsapp for a very low price of 6k.. Whatsapp contact on my siggy

It's wrong to sell accounts for transcription. These people won't make money before they are booted out of the system. Transcription is not for everyone.