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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]less than 30secs copy and paste [/quote] mondi_beans

[quote author=deejay_harry1]TRUST OJUJU CALABAR

[/quote] abi?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] [/quote] someone call an ambulance!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]cooking oil, sugar, beans [/quote] LoL





Mondi_beans

silverdam: I don't know this Pregnant dude and I'm not or never associated to him, this person has been stalking me even before nairaland. Pls you pple should ignore the op, I guess he's a waste.

I know it is someone that is trying to mock me or something, the homos in this forum should pls back off. I take God beg you, I don suffer enough

you mean your a55 is tired already?

[quote author=m.esther96]nah...i'll rather be a nun [/quote] Why?


[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Yeeeees please...i like the stuff he always gets for my mum [/quote] stuff like?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]cos i am lazy[/quote]

Hmmmm

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lazy day[/quote] LOL. why?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]im great[/quote] Your day?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]how r u[/quote] I'm fine. You?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]ola[/quote] Alo

[quote author=m.esther96]
yea,everyday[/quote]

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Yes sometimes...and if im not leaving my place i might stay like that the whole day[/quote] Mondi Mondi

came across this and had to share...

Enjoy.


1) When Romelu Lukaku arrived late to training, Roberto Martinez punished all the other players for coming early

2) When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Lukaku

3) Lukaku isn’t on loan to Everton, Everton are on loan to Lukaku

4) Lukaku cheated on Taylor Swift, but she was too
scared to write a song about him

5) Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Romelu
Lukaku stories.

6) When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he had 3
missed calls from Romelu Lukaku

7) Lukaku runs until the treadmill gets tired

Romelu Lukaku can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

9) Lukaku has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's
not dead, it's just afraid to move.

10) When Lukaku does press ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world down!

11) When Lukaku was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.

12) Lukaku once carved out a snow angel on the pavement outside his house.

13) The dark is afraid of Lukaku

14) Lukaku once killed two stones with one bird

15) Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Romelu Lukaku is called Logic.

16) Lukaku is the reason Wally is in hiding

17) Paul Scholes can hit a tree with a football from 50
yards away, Lukaku can hit Scholes with a tree
from 100 yards away

18) While on holiday in France, Lukaku went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

19) Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Romelu
Lukaku to die before they attack

20) Giraffes were created when Romelu Lukaku
uppercutted a horse

21) Romelu Lukaku doesn't dial the wrong number. You
answered the wrong phone.

22) Romelu Lukaku doesn’t need to flush the toilet, he
scares the s*** out of it!

23) Lukaku carried his mum home from the hospital after she gave birth to him

24) Lukaku went to the Virgin Islands, now they are just called islands






Source: twitter #LukakuFacts

[quote author=m.esther96]came here 2 preach [/quote] LoL


if I hear

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