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 Literature/Writing Ads › Re: I Need A Blog Writer by iMUMUweh(m): 2:50pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
hire me I can write porrrn and erooostic arricles.. I will also be posting 50 pornn clips to your site daily... trust me, you will make millions from it |
| Phones › Re: How To Solve Maths Problem Using Your Cell Phone Camera. by iMUMUweh(m): 2:46pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
wow! I will love to customize this.. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Bans Transgender Individual From Serving In The US Military by iMUMUweh(m): 2:42pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
great! make America great again! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Osinbajo Swears-in Stephen Ocheni & Suleiman Hassan As Ministers (Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 2:24pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
wow! that's how they sweared on top you and bubu's head, now you are misbehaving.. note : before you become a politician, have it at the back of your mind that they will swear for you, and you will be misbehaving.. what do you do? visit a hotel, take an ashana, wait till 2am. after the second round, run nakkeed (not unclad) outside, drive to a nearby river and with your boy standing erreecct, shout three times : "oh yeah demon of aso rock, why me? I heard a lot of things you discussed about me last night, but I need my senses! I am collecting back my senses and I will serve my people well!... wuhuwu!! supuradada!" as you do so, make sure your erreecct ddeek don't fall o! or else... now run back to your hotel room and continue bankging the prostitute you hire without saying a word.. thank me later 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Man Caught Stealing Slippers In A Boutique With The Help Of CCTV (Video, Pics) by iMUMUweh(m): 2:14pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
allow him go! you don't want him to appear like a king before his in-laws? he only stole slippers.. what of the shop owner that inflate price and steals from customers? 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: 19-Year-Od Boy Rapes 45-Year-Old Woman In Lagos, Robs Her by iMUMUweh(m): 2:09pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
misplaced priorities! your mates are on Brazzers playing with the kpekus on older women, you are here wasting your talent on this ungrateful woman.. last time I checked, the poorrn industry is looking for males, go and apply boy! you have a bright future, make your mama proud! 12 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Because I Helped Her,she Believe I Want To Sleep With Her. by iMUMUweh(m): 2:01pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
JONNYSPUTE: why won't God punish you when she has been giving you green light but you didn't polish her thighs since you first met.. you are a disgrace to mankind, your rod should be cut off and used for rituals 7 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Tekno Finally Finds His Long Lost Secondary School Friend He Wants To Gift N1m by iMUMUweh(m): 1:49pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
tekno dashing money out anyhow.. how the time hasn't come for him to return his soul back to Gehenna... the cheif priest of Okolosimolo shrine is waiting patiently for your soul tekno.. baang as many shovels and hoees you want, your soul is needed! |
| Celebrities › Re: Actress, Halima Abubakar’s Treatment Gulps N800k Daily! by iMUMUweh(m): 1:46pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
after chopping fat fat koboko from alhajis, they have finally succeeded in using her destiny!! |
| Business › Re: 6 Things To Do Before Starting A Business by iMUMUweh(m): 1:45pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
| Business › Re: 6 Things To Do Before Starting A Business by iMUMUweh(m): 1:31pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
lies! when starting a business, never allow your village people to know!! secondly, other people in the business will want to knock you out, so fortify yourself.. yes, get help from a strong witch (not from your village) for one month, every midnight by 12am, walk nakeed (not unclad) into a thick forest close to a river carrying a black calabash tied with 7 red ribbons, and place your left hand on your chest shouting out loud: "lions by my side, eagles above me; enemies of progress, be gone! go! go!" do this and your business will boom 12 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed In Sambisa Today (Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 1:30pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
rapistomenka: true .... |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, See Reasons Why You Should Stop Calling Yourself A Slay Queen by iMUMUweh(m): 1:20pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
; Mirandah:; ignore the lady, she is pained... I swear, if you want to raise children, run away from slay queens... they know how to attack men.. the truth always hurt them ... keep slaying, and I will keep slaying your kpekuuss..
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| Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed In Sambisa Today (Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 1:02pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
rapistomenka:no, they'll use it for rituals, i need it for a party 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, See Reasons Why You Should Stop Calling Yourself A Slay Queen by iMUMUweh(m): 12:55pm On Jul 26, 2017*. Modified: 1:19pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
I like slay queens, no need for long story, just plug in your charger and charge.. they are very good for bannging, that's why I anytime I see one displaying her oranges on facebook, I quickly contact her and we settle the price.. they know how to do business by exposing their fallen Olympus on facebook and their thighs... wow! leave slay queens alone, they are all prostitutes |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed In Sambisa Today (Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 12:50pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
how many bullets did they dash him? as a brave soldier, he is supposed to receive 47 shots before going to vahena!! any one close should chop off his laps, I have a party to rock tonight... 14 Likes |
| Education › Re: Students Of GSS Sabo Kaduna Writing Examination While Sitting On The Floor by iMUMUweh(m): 12:43pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
Wow! best sitting position ever! it reminds me of those arabic schools in katsina where the children are forced to cross their legs and sit on the floor, reciting the incantations on their slates from the coolran.... that's what they want to turn this country to, arabic republic, where our kids will sit on the floor and the malams will be eyeing 6yrs old to use his bulala on.. nice one, they are not even supposed to wear clothes, 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Cute Photo Of Olamide, Phyno & Timaya by iMUMUweh(m): 12:38pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
phyno looks like a bonga fish olamide looks like a bus conductor in mile 2 timaya looking like an overfed baby pig 6 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Horror: 9 Soldiers Currently Feared Dead In Borno As Boko Haram Attacks Oil Work by iMUMUweh(m): 12:29pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
good one boys! why are they wasting our money looking for oil in the desert.. boko boys, finish those lazy ant soldiers that can only show their strength on armless citizens.. before I forget, keep their left thighs for me, I have a party to rock |
| Education › Re: Kauna Usman Is Best Graduating Student In Pharmacology & Biotechnology by iMUMUweh(m): 11:26am On Nov 23, 2016 |
Good for her! Unlike one Emir somewhere that imprisons a little girl, his daughter's age mate .... Sa...  I no call name o  |
| Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gets Balenciaga From Victor Anichebe, Her Boyfriend by iMUMUweh(m): 11:23am On Nov 23, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gets Balenciaga From Victor Anichebe, Her Boyfriend by iMUMUweh(m): 11:22am On Nov 23, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gets Balenciaga From Victor Anichebe, Her Boyfriend by iMUMUweh(m): 9:43am On Nov 23, 2016 |
I did something really bad this afternoon and it has been affecting my conscience since then. As I was drinking garri, I saw an ant strolling by on the floor. I quickly placed a cube of sugar along its path and watched as he scurried away to call his friends to come help transport the largese. As I sighted the ants coming for the sugar, I quickly removed the sugar to make the first ant look like a liar. Since then my conscience has been pricking me, I can't sleep. I feel so terrible.  71 Likes 8 Shares |
| Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Handle Cheating, Without Breaking-up by iMUMUweh(m): 9:00am On Nov 23, 2016 |
ButterFrost212:yea... no excuse, once you findout your partner is cheating on you, kicck e'm out  |
| Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Handle Cheating, Without Breaking-up by iMUMUweh(m): 8:53am On Nov 23, 2016 |
| I was dating this lady and i felt she was cheating on me, so i fvckked her sooooooooooooooooo hard and after installing a spyware on her phone, i caught her and pretend as if i knew nothing.. Then i asked her to join me let's go shopping and she mumuishly followed me.. oH!!!! along the road, i did this to her.. Bottom line: Be like me, don't wait for anything, once you get her cheating on you, fvcck her sooooooooo hard and kickk her ar$e off your car
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