great!

make America great again!

wow!



that's how they sweared on top you and bubu's head, now you are misbehaving..



note :


before you become a politician, have it at the back of your mind that they will swear for you, and you will be misbehaving..

what do you do?





visit a hotel, take an ashana, wait till 2am. after the second round, run nakkeed (not unclad) outside, drive to a nearby river and with your boy standing erreecct, shout three times :


"oh yeah demon of aso rock, why me? I heard a lot of things you discussed about me last night, but I need my senses! I am collecting back my senses and I will serve my people well!... wuhuwu!! supuradada!"


as you do so, make sure your erreecct ddeek don't fall o! or else...


now run back to your hotel room and continue bankging the prostitute you hire without saying a word..


thank me later

allow him go! you don't want him to appear like a king before his in-laws?

he only stole slippers.. what of the shop owner that inflate price and steals from customers?

misplaced priorities!


your mates are on Brazzers playing with the kpekus on older women, you are here wasting your talent on this ungrateful woman..


last time I checked, the poorrn industry is looking for males, go and apply boy! you have a bright future, make your mama proud!

JONNYSPUTE:
Just yesterday I met with a friend Nd he was telling ng he saw the girl Nd she was telling her that am a bad man that I refused to give her money to treat her self because I ve the intention of sleeping with her Nd she found out Nd has been avoiding. I did not say anything Nd I did not call CU's I didnt even save her Num in my phone. This morning I received a text from her that God will punish me. Pls help me out. If am wrong tell me.I swear I Neva had any intentions over her Nd before she came asking me to help employ her,I ve Neva talked to her.

why won't God punish you when she has been giving you green light but you didn't polish her thighs since you first met..


you are a disgrace to mankind, your rod should be cut off and used for rituals

tekno dashing money out anyhow..


how the time hasn't come for him to return his soul back to Gehenna...

the cheif priest of Okolosimolo shrine is waiting patiently for your soul tekno..

baang as many shovels and hoees you want, your soul is needed!

after chopping fat fat koboko from alhajis, they have finally succeeded in using her destiny!!

TINALETC3:
guy, u well so?

take my advice, thank me later

lies!

when starting a business, never allow your village people to know!!



secondly, other people in the business will want to knock you out, so fortify yourself..

yes, get help from a strong witch (not from your village)


for one month, every midnight by 12am, walk nakeed (not unclad) into a thick forest close to a river carrying a black calabash tied with 7 red ribbons, and place your left hand on your chest shouting out loud:

"lions by my side, eagles above me; enemies of progress, be gone! go! go!"




do this and your business will boom

rapistomenka:




It will be more economically viable in Ogun... remember there's recession in the land.

true

....

;

Mirandah:
dumb, Unintelligent post.


Stopped reading The balderdash you Wrote after [b]'lady could only call herself a Queen if Only she's got a king'[b]

fermented Horse Shiit!

;





ignore the lady, she is pained...

I swear, if you want to raise children, run away from slay queens...


they know how to attack men..

the truth always hurt them


...
keep slaying, and I will keep slaying your kpekuuss..

rapistomenka:



Yeah..... his intestines should also be preserved with gin and transported to Ogun state.

no, they'll use it for rituals,



i need it for a party

I like slay queens, no need for long story, just plug in your charger and charge..




they are very good for bannging, that's why I anytime I see one displaying her oranges on facebook, I quickly contact her and we settle the price..



they know how to do business by exposing their fallen Olympus on facebook and their thighs... wow!

leave slay queens alone, they are all prostitutes

how many bullets did they dash him?


as a brave soldier, he is supposed to receive 47 shots before going to vahena!!



any one close should chop off his laps, I have a party to rock tonight...

Wow!

best sitting position ever!


it reminds me of those arabic schools in katsina where the children are forced to cross their legs and sit on the floor, reciting the incantations on their slates from the coolran....


that's what they want to turn this country to, arabic republic, where our kids will sit on the floor and the malams will be eyeing 6yrs old to use his bulala on..


nice one, they are not even supposed to wear clothes,

phyno looks like a bonga fish

olamide looks like a bus conductor in mile 2


timaya looking like an overfed baby pig

good one boys!

why are they wasting our money looking for oil in the desert..



boko boys, finish those lazy ant soldiers that can only show their strength on armless citizens..


before I forget, keep their left thighs for me, I have a party to rock

Good for her! Unlike one Emir somewhere that imprisons a little girl, his daughter's age mate .... Sa...


I no call name o

IRobot7:


very funny

[quote author=adegeye38 post=51294718][/quote]

I did something really bad this afternoon and it has been affecting my conscience since then.
As I was drinking garri, I saw an ant strolling by on the floor. I quickly placed a cube of sugar along its path and watched as he scurried away to call his friends to come help transport the largese.
As I sighted the ants coming for the sugar, I quickly removed the sugar to make the first ant look like a liar.


Since then my conscience has been pricking me, I can't sleep. I feel so terrible.

ButterFrost212:
I didn't even read the post, just because I'm not so understanding that I'll take back anyone that cheats on me. No matter the reason, you cheat, I find out, it's done!

yea... no excuse, once you findout your partner is cheating on you, kicck e'm out

I was dating this lady and i felt she was cheating on me, so i fvckked her sooooooooooooooooo hard and after installing a spyware on her phone, i caught her and pretend as if i knew nothing..

Then i asked her to join me let's go shopping and she mumuishly followed me.. oH!!!! along the road, i did this to her..



Bottom line: Be like me, don't wait for anything, once you get her cheating on you, fvcck her sooooooooo hard and kickk her ar$e off your car