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Health / Re: Anne Welsh Welcomes 2nd Child After Surviving Sick Cell by iMUMUweh(m): 8:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
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lies!


she's not a sickle cell survivor!


her dad used her for rituals


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Sports / Re: Africa Vs The World: 2017 NBA Africa Game (Live) by iMUMUweh(m): 8:54pm On Aug 02, 2017
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oh yeah Africans, i predict this game


Buhari will score hatrick

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Romance / Re: "I Will Marry You" - Oyinbo Man Tells Busty Nigerian Lady Frying Puff Puf Online by iMUMUweh(m): 8:50pm On Aug 02, 2017
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marry her, you are a perfect example of what she needs..



after submitting your name to her thier white garment church, your destiny will never remain the same..


you will become her handbag


fear white garment women


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Business / Re: Nana Otedola Stunning In A Throwback Photo by iMUMUweh(m): 8:44pm On Aug 02, 2017
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see how beautiful she's dressed!

I always tell ladies, wearing skimpy dresses doesn't add to your beauty, I makes you more of a hoooe...


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Who got her contact, I will like her to be my sugar mummy

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Romance / Re: To Ladies: Signs That Shows He Is Likely To Run Away After First Sex With You by iMUMUweh(m): 11:04pm On Aug 01, 2017
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what about signs she is after your money


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Romance / Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by iMUMUweh(m): 10:57pm On Aug 01, 2017
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your wife must be talented.


does she squirts? if yes, pass me her number please,

i promise, I will only put the tip

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Phones / Re: A Leegoo M8 For Sale(less Than 2 Weeks Old) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:56pm On Aug 01, 2017
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do you have the receipt?

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Romance / Re: Why Are Romancelanders Unfair To Me?? by iMUMUweh(m): 10:50pm On Aug 01, 2017
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Romance / Re: Trending Photo Of 3 Female Corpers (Photo) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:38pm On Aug 01, 2017
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is this not the orggy camp?

these girls will be good for one thing :

4some

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Politics / Re: WOULD YOU ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO DRESS LIKE THIS ON YOUR WEDDING DAY (PHOTO) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:38pm On Aug 01, 2017
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beautiful and natural!

this is our culture and we must protect it..

a woman's breasts should hang freely for all to enjoy


the whites came and brainwashed us, making us to forget our tradition..


i wish i was the man's neighbor, these breast won't remain the same

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Phones / Re: I Want To Buy A New Phone. by iMUMUweh(m): 10:31pm On Aug 01, 2017
Tilda30:
you are insulting me
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why would I insult such a beautiful lady who has all her tools ready for work?

get up girl, go grind some pipes.
or you are still confused on which sugar daddy to grind tonight?
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Politics / Re: Arthur Nzeribe Pictured At Gerald Irona's 51st Birthday Years After Death Rumors by iMUMUweh(m): 10:19pm On Aug 01, 2017
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wow!

no wonder the recent kidnaps and killing of virgins!

he has successfully fortified himself by drinking the blood of 7 virgins and two wild donkeys, now his years has been elongated!


ask rochas, these evil politicians know where to get supernatural powers to fortify themselves!


when that spirit slapped rochas, how did he survive? he went to india to seek higher powers!

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili & BBOG Protest At Aso Rock Over Inability To Release Chibok Girls by iMUMUweh(m): 10:13pm On Aug 01, 2017
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all I see is masquerades in red



the hajiya in front look like my sugar mummy! I miss her tooto soo much


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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Makes New Appointments (Full List) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:11pm On Aug 01, 2017
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who told you this mere commissioner appointed them?

the cabals has successfully handed over thier list to him, he will just commission them


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Crime / Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:10pm On Aug 01, 2017
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wow!

what joy will be in thier minds! nothing is as good as dying for what you believe in!

now they died martyrs!



brave men!
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Crime / Re: Alaka Abayomi Of Alaka Petroleum Apprehended Over Badoo Cult Killings (Video) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
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Events / Re: Rihanatu Aruna Weds Tee-Clothiers Owner In Style (Fun Wedding Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:06pm On Aug 01, 2017
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this is an orggy, not a party

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Crime / Re: Alarming Rate Of Robbery In Yenagoa, Bayelsa State (pics) by iMUMUweh(m): 10:01pm On Aug 01, 2017
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so sad how these youths are wasting their talents!


why is it hard for them to wait till 2019 for ballot snatching and election violence?

at least the politicians that empowers them will protect them..

here they are wasting their talents


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Business / Re: 20 Business Ideas That Will Transform You In 6 Months by iMUMUweh(m): 10:00pm On Aug 01, 2017
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the only business idea that will make you boom is to sacrifice your kidney, and you will be rich for ever

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Phones / Re: I Want To Buy A New Phone. by iMUMUweh(m): 9:52pm On Aug 01, 2017
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wow!

the last time I checked, your suggar daddies still dig your wet well..



as beautiful as you are, you don't have to ask about the price of a phone, just twerk for one of your sugar daddies, open your well and allow him plug his socket.. that's all, ask him for an iPhone, he will buy two for you.


take my advice, thank me later

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Webmasters / Re: Bloggers Help Me by iMUMUweh(m): 9:49pm On Aug 01, 2017
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when you where doing copy and paste from Google, who helped you?

now you are looking for someone to help..



better sell your kidney for fast money, Adsense won't pay you

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Twitter Handler Rude To A Woman On Twitter by iMUMUweh(m): 3:30pm On Jul 26, 2017
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wow



this brings back memories!



i will love to serve as a corp member in the nysc every year! ladies then, especially during camp are cheaper than groundnuts!



oh! I will never forget shagging one newly wedded lady in camp and her husband called.. instead of her to pause, she continued ridding me reverse coowgirl, telling him that she is working out to look fit



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Politics / Re: Man Who Named Dog After Buhari Cleared Of Court Charges by iMUMUweh(m): 3:20pm On Jul 26, 2017
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bulhari should thank his stars that someone named him a dog..

last time I checked, mama rukiatu who sells bitter leaf, water leaf and ugwu leaf wants to name him after one of her leafs



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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed In Sambisa Today (Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 3:13pm On Jul 26, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:

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Why will you mistake a clay cup for a golden one?
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I bow before you...


you must be a great man for them to think I'm you!



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Crime / Re: Kebbi Criminals Ready To Farm After Swearing With Quran & Repenting. (photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 3:07pm On Jul 26, 2017
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yes! he is ready to farm for allaah! they have seen the potential in him and want him to continue the jihad..


why did they give him that book full of demonic incantations to swear if he is not a new recruit?

oh people of kebbi, watch ye back! thou hast relinquished among you a vibrant jihadist for allah!




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Phones / Re: How To Solve Maths Problem Using Your Cell Phone Camera. by iMUMUweh(m): 3:06pm On Jul 26, 2017
NNAMDlKANU:

NwaAmaikpe cool
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all hail Biafra!!!



but with all due respect, I'm not nwaAmaikpe

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed In Sambisa Today (Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 3:04pm On Jul 26, 2017
Maj196:
NwaAmaikpe?


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please I'm not

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Romance / Re: Between A South African Lady, Her Ex-boyfriend And Her New Man Mocking The Ex by iMUMUweh(m): 3:00pm On Jul 26, 2017
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that is what you get when you don't service her engine well...


now this new guy has resset her brain to factory settings..


my verdict :



shovels are loyal, but hoes? king never!



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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Swears-in Stephen Ocheni & Suleiman Hassan As Ministers (Photos) by iMUMUweh(m): 2:59pm On Jul 26, 2017
Ratello:

grin cheesy now let me ask, what will happen if the preek fall for that river side abeg? cheesy



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your destiny is finished!


but there is still hope..



apologize by dancing round in a circle near the river, do this for 30 minutes and let your deeek be dangling, dancing along..


that's not all, the demons of aso rock will get angry and want to send down fire on you..

so run back without taking your car, don't say a word to the ashaaawo you carried, wear your clothes and go look for 17 eggs of an alligator within the next 12hrs, then book the next flight to ogbudu ranch in cross river... there, by exactly 3:12am, you will see a white bird flying around and singing...

my brother, follow that bird, even if it leads you to a lion's den... your case will be solved from there to.


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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: I Need A Blog Writer by iMUMUweh(m): 2:50pm On Jul 26, 2017
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hire me



I can write porrrn and erooostic arricles.. I will also be posting 50 pornn clips to your site daily... trust me, you will make millions from it


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Phones / Re: How To Solve Maths Problem Using Your Cell Phone Camera. by iMUMUweh(m): 2:46pm On Jul 26, 2017
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wow!


I will love to customize this..



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