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what a weeeked step grandpa!

so after you have finished benging all the skirts around you during your youth, you don't want this little boy to break records!!



oh! step grandpa, you deserve to be hanged by the balls!

he made a serious mistake!

since he had crush on her, he should have married them both..


every night would have been a thressome night for him


oh what fool of a pastor he is!

lies!


she's not a sickle cell survivor!


her dad used her for rituals

oh yeah Africans, i predict this game


Buhari will score hatrick

marry her, you are a perfect example of what she needs..



after submitting your name to her thier white garment church, your destiny will never remain the same..


you will become her handbag


fear white garment women

see how beautiful she's dressed!

I always tell ladies, wearing skimpy dresses doesn't add to your beauty, I makes you more of a hoooe...


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Who got her contact, I will like her to be my sugar mummy

what about signs she is after your money

your wife must be talented.


does she squirts? if yes, pass me her number please,

i promise, I will only put the tip

do you have the receipt?

is this not the orggy camp?

these girls will be good for one thing :

4some

beautiful and natural!

this is our culture and we must protect it..

a woman's breasts should hang freely for all to enjoy


the whites came and brainwashed us, making us to forget our tradition..


i wish i was the man's neighbor, these breast won't remain the same

Tilda30:
you are insulting me

why would I insult such a beautiful lady who has all her tools ready for work?

get up girl, go grind some pipes.
or you are still confused on which sugar daddy to grind tonight?

wow!

no wonder the recent kidnaps and killing of virgins!

he has successfully fortified himself by drinking the blood of 7 virgins and two wild donkeys, now his years has been elongated!


ask rochas, these evil politicians know where to get supernatural powers to fortify themselves!


when that spirit slapped rochas, how did he survive? he went to india to seek higher powers!

all I see is masquerades in red



the hajiya in front look like my sugar mummy! I miss her tooto soo much

who told you this mere commissioner appointed them?

the cabals has successfully handed over thier list to him, he will just commission them

wow!

what joy will be in thier minds! nothing is as good as dying for what you believe in!

now they died martyrs!



brave men!

this is an orggy, not a party

so sad how these youths are wasting their talents!


why is it hard for them to wait till 2019 for ballot snatching and election violence?

at least the politicians that empowers them will protect them..

here they are wasting their talents

the only business idea that will make you boom is to sacrifice your kidney, and you will be rich for ever

wow!

the last time I checked, your suggar daddies still dig your wet well..



as beautiful as you are, you don't have to ask about the price of a phone, just twerk for one of your sugar daddies, open your well and allow him plug his socket.. that's all, ask him for an iPhone, he will buy two for you.


take my advice, thank me later

when you where doing copy and paste from Google, who helped you?

now you are looking for someone to help..



better sell your kidney for fast money, Adsense won't pay you

wow



this brings back memories!



i will love to serve as a corp member in the nysc every year! ladies then, especially during camp are cheaper than groundnuts!



oh! I will never forget shagging one newly wedded lady in camp and her husband called.. instead of her to pause, she continued ridding me reverse coowgirl, telling him that she is working out to look fit

bulhari should thank his stars that someone named him a dog..

last time I checked, mama rukiatu who sells bitter leaf, water leaf and ugwu leaf wants to name him after one of her leafs

NwaAmaikpe:

Why will you mistake a clay cup for a golden one?

I bow before you...


you must be a great man for them to think I'm you!

yes! he is ready to farm for allaah! they have seen the potential in him and want him to continue the jihad..


why did they give him that book full of demonic incantations to swear if he is not a new recruit?

oh people of kebbi, watch ye back! thou hast relinquished among you a vibrant jihadist for allah!

NNAMDlKANU:
NwaAmaikpe

all hail Biafra!!!



but with all due respect, I'm not nwaAmaikpe

Maj196:
NwaAmaikpe?

please I'm not

that is what you get when you don't service her engine well...


now this new guy has resset her brain to factory settings..


my verdict :



shovels are loyal, but hoes? king never!

Ratello:
now let me ask, what will happen if the preek fall for that river side abeg?

your destiny is finished!


but there is still hope..



apologize by dancing round in a circle near the river, do this for 30 minutes and let your deeek be dangling, dancing along..


that's not all, the demons of aso rock will get angry and want to send down fire on you..

so run back without taking your car, don't say a word to the ashaaawo you carried, wear your clothes and go look for 17 eggs of an alligator within the next 12hrs, then book the next flight to ogbudu ranch in cross river... there, by exactly 3:12am, you will see a white bird flying around and singing...

my brother, follow that bird, even if it leads you to a lion's den... your case will be solved from there to.