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Iyaebe:
Imagine this child too already know what sex is.

a 21years old boy is a child?

neurosci:
In that case, we should congratulate you for entering a taxi or uber, or aren't those good things too?

what do you expect from a sadist, hatred and jealousy

neurosci:
how is travelling by air an achievement that you have to congratulate someone for?

congratulate good things except you are a sadist

Benrosaria:
Dead lie story. No money and them pluck your eye after them chase your roommate. My unborn kid will never forgive me for believing this story.

the same calamity will happen to you so you can believe it since you chose to think with your hands not your head

Franking:
It's either u don't know Rochas or u benefit from his filthy lucre.

you don't know him as well you know through what people said about him

theenchanter:
I have one, I can give u for free...... But I've lost the antenna and cable, the only available thing is the decoder and remote.

Can't even remember the last time I subscribed on it sef.

wow good people still exist not like others who can sell anything .God bless you for this sir

Alot of hypocrites here they act different from what they say on nairaland

ahnie:
My friend with the funny moniker

long time ma,how is that your nephew the funny boy, your write up about him was so funny the day I read it

ahnie:
Snacking time

Jedi jedi

Learn handiwork then you can think of master then marry

H

See what social media has caused nah

christaddicted:
I smashed someone's phone in a similar scenario and the person no smell me. My eyes were all red like near me make you die.

everyone was scared because we are in society who don't value human life .I rememberd I read a story where a man helped an accident victim to the hospital only for the person to give up and the family arrested the man that he was the one that kill him just imagine

Joysticks:
They say they are yahoo guys duping oyinbo people but you can never see them flaunting dollars.It is only the naira.
I saw this sacrifice this early morning at a junction in Delta state.
2 female sanitary pads,4 biscuits,2 groundnuts,2 loaves of bread and #20 note
I have been seeing this sacrifices by the motorway and at a junction but they would have been eating by rodents and maybe kids who are hungry.
However this is a fresh one I saw early this morning when I wanted to shit in the bush.So I decided to take a picture.
I hear anyone that eats the biscuit or use the sanitary pads,the yahoo plus will "pick"'this is the slang they use'money

cc;OAM4J,MYND44

everything nah Yahoo boy dey use your brain most times

I will visit China one day

For documentation

Akposkibo:
This thread has future

if all una run go uk who go con dey drive dangote trailer

Na joke oo

betcliq:
Just like Mosdii will always say that Nigerian girls are useless. Majority of Nigerian girls has this entitle mentality always on the side to demand from men . There's this girl I met close to my shop some months ago we became friends . She came to do IT program in a Super market near my shop . After some weeks of working there she started complaining to me how stressful the job is there's no time for to rest she's sick and tired . She was not able to complete 2 months there she stopped work . So one of the Red flags I spotted was her dressing code . She told me that now she's not working I'll be assisting her to sort out her bills like say I be her Papa .


Each time she's ask me money , I'll set plans to invite her over . She will be giving excuses that I can't I help without demanding for sex . See mumu girl wey get little job that she supposed to be managing but she chose to travel to Ph and stay with some of her friends .


I made it known to her that No Sex No money . She begin vex like say she's not an Olosho . Gold Diggers everywhere started telling me how one of her friend married a rich guy that changed her life. She's wishing for one rich dude .


Lazy Ass girl's everywhere . Vex me by calling me stupid name's so I'm after sex that I won't get it lol I return am back curse her too rotten punna .

She vex talk say I'm ugly and short guy . Say no girl will like me unless na manage.

Chai I let am know say , na money be fine Bobo , Timaya, Duncan might , Basket mouth many more no fine but money changed them . Ned Nwoko was able to marry Regina bcoz of money.


Guy's Don't be a Simp be in charge , don't tolerate nonsense . Don't pity any Lady tomorrow she'll marry and forget about you.

I salute op for using his sense she could have save your contact as maga, client,mumu,my bills

zinizta:
Drunk poison then since death is inevitable

All these demented pseudo-philosophers for this group ehn

ode do you know if tomorrow is certain for you

If I see this one for night I go think say nah mad man

Flamees:
Musixmatch or Nothing

I love this make I download am

Ernestforyou:
Your Mumu no too much ?In this modern /digital age someone asking that kind question

you could have make a nice comment like others but you shown to showcase your talent to the world

Offpoint1:
I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.

I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.

I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical.
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.

Although I get really busy most times, but I don't
think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.

It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.

How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe.

talk true bro you are avoiding billing?

Na joke oo

Modified :bro to be realistic it's a bad character how can you be snubbed your mother for complete six months that's bad even if you don't talk to other siblings but your mum she is important. they is a saying we don't value what we have until we lose them some people still wish their mother or father are alive so change your mindset because one day you will grow up to be like them

Ernestforyou:
Some people will just wake up in the morning and starts asking Mumu question.How can you compare digital skill to driving?Are you alright ?

he no force you to make mumu comment also

GetMeRight:
Hahahaha! Another senseless IPOBian sympathiser

why did you off your brain