My babe that year.

Why Him?
 
I just woke up from this mad nightmare.
 
I challenged myself in the dream to make a run of 500 steps carrying some wood. I was barely 350 steps and close to my grandmother's house (my goal) when this guy, yes, I mean Chef Andre Rush, came beside me, running too, carrying a drum of paint. Mehn, he was fucking huge, and even at that, he was aceing me, even calling me names with shadings, even when our goals are different.
 
I was mute all through as he made me lose count of my steps. I got to my goal, but this guy was still on my ass and at the same place. God, what did I do to you to deserve this tail? I said in my heart.

At the front door, I asked him if he was done running. Dude told me to mind my goddamn business and said our goals are different. But the devil in me, seeking trouble while at my Mama's balcony, then made me say "You can do better; you're going to run or keep whining like a bitch ass niggaaaaaaa", *"bitch ass niggaaaaaaa"*, I said.
 
"Dear Lord, I am dead; please accept my soul", I said as I started running, just to see him chasing after me and catching up with me when I hadn't even run 50 steps, grabbing my left hand.
 
oh mehn! Bleep shit! This is some bullshit! I screamed.
 
And then I woke up, and you know the rest and my beloved faith. I can only imagine how I escaped him. Maybe I boosted my run X2, X3, or even X6 like in video games; I somehow ran with a jetpack like a subway surfer, snapped my fingers, and disappeared; I flew like Superman like I always do when being chased; or better yet, I just beat him up.
 
Which? I can never know, but I would rather it be the latter.
 
#ChefAndreRush

https://twitter.com/TylerTheBroken/status/1724224517361340520?t=badfKQCaK3lpi6fqS7ykRQ&s=19

With our generation of women that don't have destiny anymore. I doubt.

As I see that red shirt, I just know say na you dey come.

As I see your slippers for front door, I just know say you dey around.

This life Sha.

Cheating is a common occurrence in many relationships. Whether it is physical or emotional, it can be difficult for both parties involved to adhere to the boundaries set in place that keep the relationship going. Unfortunately, when one person is not able to adhere to the boundaries, it can have detrimental effects on their partner and the relationship as a whole.

This thread will focus on the effects of a woman cheating. To begin, it is important to understand the emotional impact of cheating in a relationship. When a woman cheats, it can cause her partner to feel betrayed, hurt, and angry. All of these feelings can leave them feeling insecure and questioning whether or not they can even trust their partner again. This can lead to feelings of depression, anxiety, and a lack of self worth, which can all put a huge strain on the relationship.

In addition to the emotional strain, cheating can also lead to physical problems. If a woman is unfaithful to her partner and their relationship, the risk of sexually transmitted diseases or infections can be greatly increased. This can also have a negative effect on her partner, as they must now worry about their own health and wellbeing in addition to their partner's.

Cheating can also have an effect on the financial aspect of a relationship. If a woman is cheating, it may mean that she has to spend extra money for activities she wouldn't have otherwise been doing. This could leave her partner with less money to spend, causing strain and tension between them.

Lastly, cheating can have a serious impact on a woman's reputation. Even if the affair is kept secret, it can be difficult for the partner's family, friends, and colleagues to not know or suspect something is going on. When a woman cheats, she is putting herself in a position where she can be judged and mistrusted.

Cheating can come in many forms, but no matter what it is always a difficult experience to go through. It can cause emotional, physical, financial, and reputationative issues that can lead to arguments, breakups, and long term damage to a relationship. It is important that couples talk openly and honestly about their relationship boundaries and expectations to ensure that neither of them is crossing an undesired line. It is also important to remember that a woman cheating is not always the partner's fault. If a woman is feeling unsatisfied or neglected in her relationship, it is up to her partner to recognize this and take the steps needed to make sure their relationship remains strong.

T. Williams.

That Nyash.

I would have love to listen to this but I know he will say rubbish. Let me not waste my time.

I am telling one Just The Tip here and she's saying NEVER.

Everyman has his comfort zone.

200 to a 1,000 withdrawal.

Lionmachala:
Yesterday, I went to First Bank to use the ATM,
I got there and looked around and joined the long queue. A young lady came to meet me and asked how much I wanted to withdraw.

She said she over withdrew money; She was supposed to withdraw ₦3,000 but mistakenly pressed ₦30,000. She will give me ₦20,000 cash, I will transfer it to her account.

This is what shocked me; I have been standing on the queue for approximately five minutes and I never saw this Lady around that ATM, she wasn't on the queue, she never made any withdrawal. Which ATM did she use in getting the ₦30,000?

I told her I will wait for my turn, she left my side, I asked the man in my front, did you see this lady around? I wanted to point her but the Lady had disappeared, I didn't see her again.

I told the man what she said and he laughed and said it is an old logic. They come with fake Naira notes claiming they mistakenly pressed and withdraw the wrong amount

When you are in a hurry to leave the long queue, you transfer the money to them and they give you cash. You leave happily thinking you have escaped long queue, go to wherever to buy something with the money and realise you were given fake money

The man called it Old logic but what saved me was my keen observation, she looked so innocent and pretty, you won't even suspect a thing...

I am sure someone out there is hearing about this stealing logic for the first time.

I had to post this because I am hearing it for the first time too o. It might help someone who doesn't know this too.

ATM doesn't dispense 30k once this period. You are lucky.

siofra:
It's as if I should pay their groom price and wed them

If I see your boyfriend walking around in this two piece vintage, I'll snatch him especially if he's tall

There's this guy in my church that always wears outfits like this, gosh! I'll just be looking at him till saliva drips from my lips. And he's tall with a beautiful afro☺️☺️☺️

Bye! 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

But you nor come get money. How you want come do am.?

So sad.

ravensckar:
Lolz. See how you're typing like someone who reasons from his anu.s! Now I believe that you really are low on cerebrospinal fluid. Just like a bungalow; you sure have nothing upstairs. If not, you'll never judge someone based on their profile picture especially on a faceless forum where people can choose to upload anything.

For the record, I'm not the one whose life is in a state of comatose to the extent of wanting validation from strangers. My life is perfectly fine! I'm nowhere near 40 yet but I pray to be and to grow beyond.

Meanwhile, after all your pooh-pooh, whangdoodle, absolute bunkum and utter gibberish. What next? You'll finish the fictious story abi? I don't want to believe you have ran outta lies to spew. Werey wey him thread never reach 5 pages don dey form celebrity. Anuofia! The legendary Mazi_Omenuko,Ozila, Onihaxy, etc. Dem no dey form, na one lowlife wey never check him JAMB result wan dey form.

Omoh, this your grammar na kugaga. E pass the bros level.

RIP Beautiful Mama.

The man might have used her to renew his powers .. what do I know?

Hotel done finish for area?

E be things.

Zazuu. If you know you know.

Medianna:

Na confuse i wan right Jo
English hard

Modify your quote then.

Medianna:
Don't confess us please.
Is it admit or confess.
You know the two means different things yea!

Mother confessor. Wehdone

Places you will find ashawos, church, nightclub and bank.

What a country!. No peace anywhere.

Rest on Ma.

No formula to a successful marriage. What will work for one, will be a disaster to another. Just pray you get a good man for a husband, or a good woman for a wife.

Eyaaa. Pele. Pray for intervention. Talk to God, lean on him rather than man, a shoulder to lean on is a dick to ride on.

Cypress042:


It's a very simple thing to say, but have you ever wondered why the nigga walked out? don't draw to conclusion base on what your mum told you man

No conclusion, you have no idea.

Did you apply for any of their job placement?

Nigga walked out when I was 4.