₦airaland Forum

Rinsola32:
Agent = Trekking

I remember the woman that helped me to get my apartment, she can trek for Africa.

She kept on saying "a ti fe de be" "e pele" and we kept on trekking till I told her I'm tired and we should take bike. Guess how much Okada guy charged us? 150naira . I turned to her and said "se bi e so pe a ti fe de be ni"? She was still saying "ko ji na rara se"

I kept on wondering what my offence was that made the woman want to punish me by trekking the whole lagos

Quite funny... Their walk so fast you will have to run-walk at times to meet up their pace.

Sorry Jare... I hope she got you a good apartment and not the one you have to pass through ur neighbor's corridor to enter your house... Lol

dharmie:
lol. Sorry. You should try Bimadek Properties Ventures 08187783126. The experience is nothing like that. His honesty and professionalism rivals none.

I don get house o darmie... But if you insist on taking me there I go follow you for back, I swear. Come my house make we cruise to this place wey u dey work.

Rinsola32:
The above got me laughing!

I'm 100% sure you witnessed all these. No be say someone told you.

House agents? Hmmmmnnnnn! Don't even know where to start from

First hand experience in Lagos... Dem don carry me Waka Taya even when I wan buy land na another Waka.


House Agents suppose dey double as fitness/gym instructors

Lagos estate agents are something else... They put ads on classified sites about vacancies in your desired location then you put call through to them n u fix time to meet for inspection. That's when ur life wahala starts;


On d day of inspection, you get to the agreed meeting point and he's no where to be found, he appears after u have waited for 1hr with a piece of paper inclining you to sign and pay inspection fee btw 1k - 2k before you are allowed to see the advertised building... They start asking for ur biodata whereas they refuse to supply theirs, they ask for state of origin/ tribe like they will give you the house for free if you are of the same tribe as d landlord or house owner(s).

Dem go come carry u Waka from Ikeja along to Iyana-ipaja, they stop to show u a house entirely different from the attractive pictures you saw in the ad and start toasting you, telling you how the old tenant moved from there to his newly built house in Lekki, how the landlord doesn't keep malice, or how all the other tenants are born again... I'll be like oga! take me to the house in the online pics na... Then he calls someone on the phone asking if the keys to d house at No. so so n so is still there or which agent turn is to have the keys and then set on another journey then just before u get to the bus stop. He stops to request money from you to buy roasted plantain (boli) and epa (groundnut) with pure water... I'm like 'iru rada rada wo ni mo wa ko ra mi si bayi'

Then he says he's heavy now, let's our two take one bike to the house at the end of the street, that the building is very close to the bus-stop. he calls bike but the bike keeps going nonstop for another 30mins for a distance he claims is only about 10m from the bus stop... Yeepa!

On getting to the house, their is no key to enter and it's not even the house advertised online. He then keeps you waiting for the other agent {principal} to come with the key and u enter d house and just hold ur head in ur hands shouting mogbee! La'aro Monday... You go just hiss and vex comot

Yet they won't refund your inspection fee after showing you what they didn't advertise... If you later asked about the one you saw the pictures they will tell you someone just paid for it exactly the time you came.

Useless pple


Na curse go kill all these yeye agents... House agents o! Car selling agents!

Epe! Epe!! Epe!!! ni o pa yin.



Lol


**if I wan write about their charges if you eventually get to rent, na another long tori. They will draft "face me I face u" agreement for someone who rented a flat and paid for flat rent agreement... Chai!

munas:
Do you have black Xiaomi?

Which one is black Xiaomi

whizbrain:
Initialize, Pls do you have Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 3gb ram/ 64gb storage with global rom in stock?

If you do, how much to get it to Awka,Tomorrow?

No redmi note 4...


I have Redmi 4 prime 32gb @ 75k

And Redmi Note 3 Pro 32gb @ 88k

$6000 BTC available at 495/$


08069321572

$6000 BTC available at 495/$


08069321572

Contact your orders

J0nyb0y:
Op, which phone do you have at range
of #25,000 to #30,000?

None now

$3,000 bitcoin available @ 488/$


08069321572

$3,000 bitcoin available @ 488/$


08069321572

$4,000 bitcoin available @ 488/$


08069321572

$4,000 bitcoin available @ 488/$


08069321572

$6,000 bitcoin available @#495/$


08069321572

4 steps up and I'll be ftc... Double up boy

Horlaarsco:
I meant vr box sir.... mistake and pls does it have speaker?

No

Horlaarsco:
Sorry sir pls can u see the picture of the be box?

What do you mean by be box

dljbd1:

Phone is online

Phones on flick

Any contact?

Btc available @ #495/$ worth of bitcoins



08069321572

Nochious123:
Ow can i get this VR BOX II 2.0 Version VR Virtual Reality 3D Glasses For 3.5 - 6.0 inch Smartphone + Bluetooth Controller 1.0 @ #5,000 am in warri

you pay to my account and I will waybill it to you in Warri. It's quite simple.



send me whatsapp message: 08069321572

wolebanks:
Hello, Any pictures of this M8 android smart watch, the red one? Am interested in it. Thanks

Yes

x

phones are available

Available

DidiLove1:
Hello, please do you have any Android-compatible fitness bands in stock?

Yes, Xiaomi MiBand 2 @ 18k