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No pictures??

Op so how s€x take enter this topic now...

andrew444:
No mind them

I just dey look them they Laff ,nairaland did no shit ,they are trying to take credit ,you won't see it anywhere that nairaland lead to his arrest but only here

Only fools will beleive such stories

That is d official FBI report. Read from 25 to 27 carefully

Paroh:
You can't afford me bubba

Lol...u sure abt that.
I really haven't wondered if there is any lady that I can't afford.

Paroh:
I imagine it would be different, but only psychologically.

Except u will come n teach me in person on how to use it effectively

Open web search redirected them n linked them up to nairaland...it's obvious the owners of this forum have failed to invest in the security of this site. Well as for me, this post will not stop me from criticising that tyrant in aso rock. Maybe him n his dss can also turn me to a celebrity....

O boy...cold just dey catch me after reading that report.
This is the highest level of Gee

Arambeeeee

Midastorch:
Send me your account number, let me help your life

I no go mind oo... After all dangote still dey find money. So won't be a bad idea collecting the small change u have

Paroh:
Do you have an argument as to otherwise?

Tho iv not tried it buh I don't think it can ever feel like the real thing

Paroh:


So this is where he used to kpansh that his mistress? Shameless man.





Don't be randy like this man here. Use our silicon Fleshlight that feels like real pussy when madam is not around.






See my signature

Silicon feels like real pussy? Really ?

emeijeh:
Stay one place, stay one place


Their dick go say LAI LAI.

Must we always have sex with random persons?!

And ur consolation is that u are not going to die abi... rubbish.
Hiv positive or not, nobody is bn cheated,everybody must return to the dust.
I only feel pity for them for the stigma involved, buh I am definitely not going to stigmatise anyone close to me that catches it.

Lala pls this topic deserve to be on front page...

So far on this forum, I have always bn a strong supporter of pdp as I am also a member of same party, that though will not mean that I'm supposed to let sentiment blindfold me into reasoning like majority of those brainwashed cows up north who see no wrong bn done by thier Messiah..
My point bn the fact that I have bn working in the oil industry for almost 10yrs n dat have given me the opportunity of touring almost if not all Niger Delta region.
Seriously there are some area we will go for production n I will feel like shedding tears for the host community, most of them are living like cave men, I still remember one lady in her mid 40's that have only seen a car on Tv n the said tv is not even in her home buh in a bush bar close to an agip flow station. That will sound unbelievable buh I have even witnessed worse. They have billion dollars worth of oil bn pumped off from thier backyards while their kids have no clue of wat education is instead u see them chasing fishes n crayfish while the rest of the kids in portharcourt,Abuja n major cities are leaving them behind.
The army stationed there to gaurd the flow station n the rigs also have made it a duty to multiply the already suffering population by thier indiscriminate impregnating of under aged n old women they can set thier eyes on.
In all this, the state governors have turned a blind eye to the inhuman condition bn faced by these geese that is laying the golden eggs which we all are laying claim to.
Party lines aside, I think the Niger Delta governors both past n present have failed these helpless communities...

Lol 96 % correct...

Wetin burna even see for this olosho body

In other words, he directed his puppets to disregard the petition as usual.... Bloody Tyrant

Olamsoh:
�When I was Young:
• I'd put my arms in my shirt � and told people I lost my arms �
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose❎�
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once�
• Waited behind a door � to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out � .
• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed�
• Used to think that the moon�followed our car�
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off�.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window � pretending it was a race � .
• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag � .
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree � was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off��.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed�, Walked out,and then remember�.
If u really went through this can u drop a"HI"

Lol...I'm guilty of all...

ZikZikZik:
At 10:06pm? Shey you be armed robber ni?

If u are working in the rig, u can work from from 12noon to 12midnight, or 12midnight to 12 noon. The shift can also be 6am to 6pm or 6pm to 6am.... Also nurses n doctors work at nite.

Vello:
Oteh! Olodo!! Dundu united!!!
You're only asked to define "tyranny". Shikena!
Born throway sons of disunity and perdition

U mean say ur papa na born throway? Interesting

stealmatic:
wat a waste of sperm

Really? So Why is ur father wasting his sperm?

stealmatic:
i knw u wil react,c al i knw s dat a 50 naira condom wld hv save a space,u c u r evn insultn my father,u r displayn wat ur parents say at home,oloriburuku jati jati omo ale ten kobo

Go n call ur old man for me, the cartoon movie is going to be quite interesting, chair done finish buh he can manage sitting on the floor...

[quote author= post=81255624]So we should grilled fufu?!

We think say na #54 BILLION before sef!

Abegii, Is that all?![/quote]Bad Belle is allowed...

stealmatic:
u be mumu a big one at dat,ow does wt hapen relate to bn a terorist, go nd watch cartoon ode radarada

Tell ur father to bring popcorn wen coming to watch the cartoon wt me...

Midastorch:
If you can’t define tyranny, then STFU

Na hunger dey wire u... I understand ur frustration

Raydos:
It is very sad to know that we're all still gonna die at the end!! Nobody leaves this world alive

In Nigeria, another word for prostitut€ is now "actress"

Some people wey pass that street go carry serious Hard-on reach thier office....

Chepos1:
Can u pls define tyranny?

Use ur Google.

Look at this aboki asslicking, poo eating, stupid smelling ¢unt... Lauretta u are a disgrace to ur lineage...

Chepos1:
This will serve as a lesson to those who think Nigeria unity is a joke.

I guess u must be feeling proud justifying tyranny with this ur lame excuse..