Mumu father, mumu son

Oya

We the Ijaw people stand solid behind you. I swear nothing, nothing do you.

No fall our hands o, we're not known to fall hands.

After reading this, kindly prepare my BSc degree for me

Sai baba Asiwaju

The master strategist

First class accounting graduate

Chief architect of Lagos, the best city in Africa

Deloitte trained accountant

On your mandate we stand sir. Even if we're dying, we will still find a way to stand for you.

Sai baba

May we all rise to welcome all jobless and useless tribalists that will make smelly tribalistic comments on this thread.

All protocols duly observed.

Story for the gods.

Worried about Cybercrime but one can't travel from Lagos to Abuja by road without paying ransom.

Saner climes

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In my country: if you live in some certain states, wear a particular traditional wear and speak with a particular accent. It doesn't matter if you're still suckling on your mother's brest, you'll be allowed to vote. I guarantee you that!

There's a catch though: you can possess all the required documents to vote and you can be denied your right. Why? Because you look like an indigene of a certain tribe. Infant you might pay with your life for having the guts to look like such tribe and still want to exercise your human rights by voting.

I love my country so much. I'm not sure if we continue this way but if we're able to maintain these standards in the next 5 years to come, my beloved country will become the next world power.

I commented on the previous thread about bad news merchants on this platform.

From my observation, this op and Udokabestluv always post bad news and I don't know why, their threads are moved to front page often. Why?

Rest in Peace to the dead. But to be honest this news has no business on the front page of Nairaland on a Monday morning.

Rest in Peace to the dead

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Who else has noticed that this Udokabestluv moniker is now the bad news merchant on Nairaland?

And Nairaland keeps pushing his thread to fp, mod why?

This is not the kind of news we want to read on a Monday morning as Nigerians. Give us beneficial threads; Nation update, new policy news, appointment news etc.

Not news of the demise of a stranger that we don't know.

Gracias.

Na wa

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