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Romance › 60 Things Most Girls Don't Know by internetma(op): 8:50pm On Jun 28, 2009
60 Things Most Girls Don't Know

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Yes there are many things we wish guys knew, but on the other hand there are alot out there that we don't know about them or just haven't actually believed yet, read this it will make you think!!!



Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah, you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys, you're a AGOLO{USED TIN})

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!, uh, never mind, " would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know some thing's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal or not ,

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to, it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours,

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs,

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it , it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts,

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that, after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.



---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

---Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.

I HOPE THIS WILL HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.
TALK TO ME IF YOU ARE NOT CLEAR WITH ANY POINT.
BE IN LOVE ALWAYS
Romance › How To Get A Woman To Like You Instantly by internetma(op): 8:28pm On Jun 28, 2009
Listen up -

if you're one of the many men who want to be able to seduce women immediately after conversation starts, this article is for you.

Your luck with women right now may be non-existent but it doesn't have to stay that way. Yes, you can do something to get women's attention faster than any guy but only if you have the patience and determination to learn the following tricks that pick up masters use to hook up with great looking women anytime.

Here's the secret key to making women feel attraction so intense that she will be the one asking you to go out with her the next day or that same night. You have to understand how women feel and think whenever you say something or whenever you act a certain way.

You see, women are extremely perceptive creatures and even the slightest hint of nervousness on your part will get noticed. What happens when women feel you're nervous? They instantly think that you're just another one of the many guys who turn out to be creeps.

Being self-conscious will also alert her to the fact that she won't have fun on a date with you.

I have more details if you need.
BE IN LOVE
Romance › Re: She Stopped Picking My Calls Because I Tried Kissing Her. by internetma(m): 8:14pm On Jun 28, 2009
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

Ladies love to be treat with respect and care .

Just take her step by step and she will soon be madly in love with you .

She may even propose to you at the end of the day.

Soon watch your aggressiveness boy and don't do that again
BE IN LOVE
Romance › Re: What Can You Say About Love From Your Experience? by internetma(m): 8:07pm On Jun 28, 2009
Love is God and vice versa
I always say love is Giving.
Love requires being in agreement with one another to go through all notwithstanding.
Romance › How Badly Do You Want To Be In Love? by internetma(op): 12:15pm On Jun 18, 2009
How badly do you want to be in love?

If you could put down into words the thing that you seek, how would you state it?

What words could you use to define what you really and truly are looking for in a

significant other? How do you want to say what maybe you can't in your profile?

Please tell me.
Romance › Why Women Want Guys To Come To Them: by internetma(op): 12:11pm On Jun 18, 2009
Why women want guys to come to THEM

I like to solve mysteries and one major mystery I wanted to solve was, why do women not like to show much interest in a guy, while guy's just come right out and express their feelings: "You're beautiful!" etc etc etc.

I've came up with an answer and we'll see by the responses if it has any credibility; even then, responses don't prove anything, people could always (a) misunderstand what I say (b) feel ego-slapped by an insightful idea from someone other than them, or by the idea itself, so seeking to salvage their intelligence or virtue, they address 'WHY' I wrote it to atleast look deep and insightful enough to discern my character, and look 'virtuous' enough to belittle it.

Yeah, that's 99.99999% of POF posting responses.

So here is what I propose for why women don't like to give too much attention to a man, and just play hard to get:

It's not a problem for a man to let women think she has some form of power over him "God you're hot, " because males, being stronger, know they've lost no power when they give it to the woman just for her looks.

Women, weaker creatures, already feel a loss of power so the last thing she wants is for the male to feel like he has power over her enough to, GRAB HER ATTENTION AND KEEP IT, SEXUALLY OR OTHERWISE.

Behold, mystery solved.

It's a POWER game.

That's my take on it.
Romance › Re: There Is Not One Girl On Nairaland Who Wont Fall For Me In 3 Days Max! by internetma(m): 12:02pm On Jun 18, 2009
Even me master ,i will give such girl 7 days max. BUT not all of them are same

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