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EducationHmmm. Top Universities In Africa 2020 – Find Out If Your School Made The League by iphyisis(op): 7:35pm On Nov 17, 2019
Saw this Post that says Covenant University tops University of Ibadan as the best university in Nigeria.

And two of them are the only universities in the Top 10 universities in Africa??

Mahhnn..

Where is my great Unilag? Guys, help me judge this case o

Rest of the list is in this Link: https://www.afterschoolafrica.com/4768/top-100-universities-in-africa/

PoliticsRe: APC Reps List 50 "Impeachable Offences" Against Jonathan by iphyisis(f): 7:09pm On Oct 20, 2015
samplegirl:
Does court prosecute or the prosecution is done in the court?


Hmmmmmmmm! this your analysis sha!!!!!!
you are funny to start analysing something like this. if you are reading this, know your question is very baseless.is the court a human being? why are you asking if i meant the court prosecutes? I said prosecution is left [b]for [/b]the court of law. Understand the use of 'for' in this sentence or leave it like that. DPMO
PoliticsRe: APC Reps List 50 "Impeachable Offences" Against Jonathan by iphyisis(f): 1:47pm On Dec 29, 2014
And point of correction to members of this thread. If you follow the news, you must hv heard recently that over a hundred bh members wre killed by Cameroonian forces and that shekau isn't a Nigerian. That should mk you wonder how many bh members there are collectively, if these numbere were made up by northern youths only. Did y'all also hear how they threaten and kill Northern chiefs and leaders eg, Sultan of Sokoto? The one we know as Sanusi Lamido Sanusi

That leads me to what I want to say. Cancel the notion from your mind that the BH group are northerners who want to destroy the present govt. They have no purpose and no region. These have received amnesty and trashed it. Plainly put, they are terrorists (like al-shabaab and isis) that the present govt CANNOT surmount because this president (Grand Commander!) does not inspire confidence in his war men and cannot ensure his men are well equipped by watching for any rotten/corrupt link in his top rank men who might be diverting funds.

Nigeria is rich. Nigerians are rich. Imagine if these unnecessary burden like gen maintenance, fuel,frequent car repairs(because bad roads everywhr), high land pricing and rent hiking, foreign goods(because quality) etc etc,,, were removed, oh! We could be millionaires in high numbers in this country with a government who knows our needs. This is not wishful thinking, this is VERY possible.

Don't mind the people saying we just got independence and we have a loong way to go. Do we need to wait that long? The power is in our hands people. Let's show em we are their boss and they aren't figureheads in govt.

I dunno how else to let y'all see.
Be wise y'all.
PoliticsRe: APC Reps List 50 "Impeachable Offences" Against Jonathan by iphyisis(f): 1:14pm On Dec 29, 2014
Lol. You think the police should prosecute a suspect? And you said this is the only country the police don't?? The job of the police anywhere involves arresting suspects among other duties except prosecution. Prosecution is left for the court of law. But the nigerian Police prosecute well o. Its why you see the police brutalisation everywhere. They take laws into their hands and proclaim you guilty even without arresting. Isn't that what you see around? Why are you cooking up story for the gods in the name of argument? Sounding just like the person you support who said stealing is not corruption without acknowledging that stealing is the bane of this country!

And if you have ever being in a position of leadership, you realise that being a leader would mean imbibing values you would want your followers to have. If you are the kind of leader that is slack in discipline, how different would that reflect on your followers? Not so much really. Your followers would lack discipline..same as you. The body can never surpass the head. These corrupt practices you r seeing everywhere is 'cause the prez condones it. Quote me. If he were the type who didn't and put a penal code on corruption, you think things wouldn't change even a lil? What did the prez say/do concerning that customs job saga? What did anybody do to mk sure nothing like that happens agn? It always dies down because the oga @the top would rather focus on writing back at obj than tackle issues.

Nothing would ever get changed if you continue to think Buhari is here to steal Nigeria from the southerners. He can't and he wouldn't. They have told you stories from his military era. True or false, that was a military era for Christ's sake. Pple have infact reshaped history, things have been concocted by his enemies just to make him look unfit. Its why he wasn't afraid to bring on a highly placed member of the largest church(membership wise) in Africa. Call it wisdom, call it strategy but he just set himself up if he should ever think of bringing up Sharia law. So he can't. Don't y'all see?? Buhari raised 54mill from private individuals like they did in obama's reelection. Your prez raised 20bill!! Why? Is he fighting an unseen enemy? Trials and tribulations? BH?? And from where? Governors and pub officials. How r they getting those monies back?? Where is our 20bill dollars that went missing infact?

So I'm seriously wondering.. Are y'all oblivious of these happenings in govt or you pple are non-nigerians to want to bring on a weak leader? I've heard the Buhari stories, but I'd rather see change happening so that they know they can be discarded when they don t perform.
PoliticsRe: APC Reps List 50 "Impeachable Offences" Against Jonathan by iphyisis(f): 12:30pm On Dec 29, 2014
samplegirl:
Never minding the shallowness of your argument I still want to let you know a few things.
1= The strongest government is the family. You may ask how, that is where teaching of value starts. Now has the northern families fared in this.
2= Before you get to Aso Rock there are other echolon of government you will pass, what are they doing.

I am from Anambra state, when the incubent governor came to power he meant to reduce crime in the state and he started from somewhere. He did not start blaming Abuja for what is his primary responsibilty. What has the northern elders said or done to condemn the menace or you don't know they are enjoying it.

The best way to give people total freedom is to give them sound education but nobody will tell you that this president has built more schools especially in the north more than any other president. Corruption has gotten deep tap roots before he came and if you think he can do it overnight it means you don't A THING. Everywhere I look I see corrupt practices in Nigeria even in the worship places but it is always better to blame the other man fot our own failings.

Some of the locals hide members of boko haram from security agents, some people living in other regions celebrate anytime they hear boko haram members had upper hand against the goverment forces simply because they want reason to malign the president, these are people that boasted that the country will be ungovernable if power does not return to them.


This is the only country in the world where the police are barred from arresting and prosecuting a suspect by COURT and we are confortable with it.

Let us meet in the polling booths come feb. 2015 but let me add that bigwigs have more comfortable houses outside Nigeria. They will use gullible Nigerians like you to achieve their selfish end and when it fails they will use people like you to set the polity on fire and run away. They will still get the contract to supply arms and other logistics and abandon you with all these your INTELLIGENCE.
I see you trying so hard to make sense, you and other blind supporters. Can it not be about region for once? you talked about family as the smallest unit of governance and made a sweeping generalisation about the hausas. You forget that (and if you are fair) the hausa are still the tribe in Nig who still practise communal living, have wives and many children who don't go against eachoda and still eat from the same pot. Checkout your mallam friends back at home. What do you mean? Why even bring that up as your argument?

Vote change. Let it just be that the people in pub office know that they were elected there and can be removed anytime.. Incumbency or not. Buhari isn't the only factor here, Osinbajo is a capable man going by his achievements. If you want Gej to remain in power, make him a chief in your villa or his or the southsouth region. We are trying to move a whole country forward, remove the bias mind and think capability.
*Disclaimer: I'm igbo, a Non-redeemed member, supported the person of Gej 2011. All these so you can get back to Me with an argument devoid of bias.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 12:00am On Nov 13, 2014
Louis000:
Mine reads Preliminary interview on the 19th @ the UAC House; some peeps have final interview.....I'm sure after the preliminary, we'll wait for ages for the final interview..

@gbemmy0209, heir01, alezzandra, Zerop, henrijin are you guys MT or GS?

iphyisis, how far?
Same here (finally).. 19th at UAC House. If some are having final interviews, while some like both of us are doing the preliminary interview, I'm guessing it wnt take them time to call for our own final interview (if we are successful), since we all may be expected to resume around a particular period. I hope that's the case.

Workforce are a special breed sha, this their night night messages after all hopes have been put to sleep. Their work really get force smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 12:08pm On Nov 08, 2014
Zerop:
My brother, that's what matters... Lol
Lol. Sister is more like it. But you're working yea? Small company, big company. All join. We should be doing som'n despite the delay.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 12:07pm On Nov 08, 2014
Zerop:
My brother, that's what matters... Lol
Lol. Sister is more like it. But you're working with a coy yea? Small company, big company. All join. We should be doing som'n despite the delay.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 11:51am On Nov 08, 2014
Zerop:
A call from uac?
Loooool. Because that's the only thing that matters now right? I feel you.
I think they are delaying it cos of som'n.. Maybe elections
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f):
CharlyG1:
@Iphysis.. Thanks for d compliment, but its all gud as God has pushed me towards a much more bigger organization.. Still dont knw how i didnt scale thru dis level, as i was 101% sure dat i wud score above average, but God is proving dat right to me already.
I miss FaithYetu too & i wud hav loved to see U guys, mayb i still cud grin

U guys shld stop arguing abt 'GS & MT', its not necessary at all. Just be focused & think abt how U shld pass d next stage.
I miss U all, if its possible, i pray U all scale thru d next stage because its d most difficult, but God will help U all IJN.

For GS, salary is abt 150k-160k, for MT, its abt 120k-130k, its a little below GS. Hope i helped som1.
Shugs, until we look back on our lives would we realise that everything was a planned course afterall.. for us to have experiences too. We will keep on keeping on jare until we meet at the top, where we have just been paid to be expatriates in some foreign country :-D
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 8:50am On Oct 30, 2014
austein:
Did anybody got any interview notice from FIRST CONTACT GLOBAL SERVICES concerning Customer Relationship Officer/Bank Bulk Teller? Plssss oh
Interview Notice

Following the review of your application with us, you have been shortlisted to attend a screening exercise and training on Bank’s Tellering Operations and Customer Service Relationships coming up at Federal Palace Hotel Victoria Island Lagos.

Please come along with the copies of your credentials, writing materials, your CV and most importantly your original birth certificate.
At the end of the training session, a certificate on Bank’s Tellering Operations and Customer Service Relationships shall be awarded to you in which a copy shall be submitted along side with your credentials. Therefore the cost of the certificate is N2500 (Two thousand Five hundred Naira) payable to First Contact Global Services, account number 0137386908 GTBank.

After payment is made register your full name and the Bank deposit slip number with us by email to firstcontactservices.fc@gmail.com to indicate your presence at the screening and also to obtain the date and the time for the exercise. Registration of applicants for the screening therefore closes on November 3rd, 2014

Resumption date is December 1st,2014 for all positions applied for, and Resumption Notice shall be sent to applicants mobile phones and a printout copy of Letter of deployment sent to email box of all successful applicants on November 28th, 2014. For enquiries 0700FIRSTSERVICE

Once you registered please check your inbox for the date and the time for the screening and the training.

Thank you.
Its quite believable. They might be an outsourcing agency. Call their no. 0700FIRSTSERVICE is 0700347787378423. If its non existent or they pick n load u with crap you don't believe, don't bother your head cos that payment gan already disqualifies them in my opinion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 11:51am On Oct 29, 2014
gbemmy0209:
Wot du expect? We can only wait in anticipation and carry on with our daily lives. Ppl with similar codes av started their combos. Thread activities shall resume wen UAC calls.
Where is the convo holding for UA please?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mistakes Dat I've Made In Job Interviews That You Should Avoid At All Costs by iphyisis(f): 11:21am On Oct 23, 2014
scarletdp:
Loooollllllzzzzz... ur gonna go with that in a real interview? Anyways ur cv mostly contains what you have done... resume on the other hand what ur about to do....American company's prefer u send ur application by resume while British, cv... I guess that's what u meant.
I used to think it was that. Just checked google now. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 9:34am On Oct 23, 2014
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 9:00am On Oct 23, 2014
@topelouis For the meaning of mgbe mbu and other top govt secret, subscribe by sending 1499naira only to my a/c *straightbusinessface*

Anyway guys, from what i've gathered, the people have prolly changed their assessment style. So apart from it now being unpredictable, it will also be rigorous. Somethings are sure though: IT will be about general knowledge, presentation skills, personality and impression on a group. But the true test will ultimately be on your confidence. if you are going in for the GS scheme, you need to demonstrate experience. Your manner of conduct and approach would have to confam you have adequate exp in the scenarios they will throw at you. Thats obvious though but needed to reiterate for those who mistakenly chose the scheme.

Toh. Telemundo ka o di.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mistakes Dat I've Made In Job Interviews That You Should Avoid At All Costs by iphyisis(f): 9:11am On Oct 22, 2014
Emmachina24:
What's the difference between resume and cv?
one(resume) is American, the other is British
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 8:15am On Oct 22, 2014
Hi! So while we yet waited mgbe mbu for test results, we were gingered and murdered case studies. Now that its vital, no comments. What happened to that spirit on the thread?? Puleese chop food and come up let's discuss some case analysis. Anyone with prior experience or an idea however remote, should post som'n about the next stage.

FaithYetu and CharlyG1, i wish you both had gone through. Would have been an honour to see the faces behind the fam names. While waiting for the interviewers, We would have been like "can you remember the days we had to spark on people that derailed the thread?" or "those GNLD guys gan. Good times." But you see, we seldom don't get the things we think we need because God has other plans. Its never too much to hear the words "Faith". V. Important.

Its been two days. I guess the active ones on the thread weren't successful in the UAC test. Abeg, inactive people come on o. Enough trying to be behind the camera. Anyone know any UAC staff or have useful information? No 'sauce' needed.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Interview by iphyisis(f):
tosynkenny:
I guess this could be helpful for those that would be invited for the uac interview:


i dont know if uac changes its interview style but the uac interview for management trainees that was done abt 2 years ago was in this format written below;

1. Be prepared to face a panel of interviewers

You will be divided into groups of about 10 interviewees
2. You will be given a passage to read and you would be asked to discuss your opinion based on the passage you read, the panel interviewers would be watching while the group discussion goes on.

3. Each of you would be asked to pick a topic from a pool of topics that would have been written down in small sheets of paper(recent happenings in the country and in different sectors of the economy), each person would be asked to step out to pick the topic , after which you would give a presentation on that topic for about 5-10 minutes, it is very important to be very much conversant with current happenings in the world.

4.You would then proceed to individual interview, where each of you would be called in one after the other to face the interview panel.

You must be well prepared for the individual presentation that is keep abreast of everything that appears to be news and that calls for national attention.
Ensure you speak intelligently and confidently.
Make sure you market yourself well because that is what they want you to do, they want to know your worth.

I sincerely wish you the very best.
I hope this will be helpful

Pls anyone with any addition should pls include it
5 years later, this post remains useful. thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 10:16am On Oct 20, 2014
Thank God! See us all at the top.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f):
Icecreambitter: My dear synagogue is off limit 4 now oo, enter anoda place....lol...
I know right! As I saw the building fall, I just took a really high jump and entered that plane to Benin. Kabashing at Ogba river right now.

Except your church is available.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 7:50pm On Sep 24, 2014
My point: Maybe its not a rumour, maybe it is. Don't be too quick to dismiss anything anyway. One of life's lessons

Peace.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 7:02pm On Sep 24, 2014
onymodel: Funny you...@iphyisis, I just cant imagine how a grapevine will make you fidget...lol. In all honesty we would have loved the bloke to keep his info to himself instead of giving us a fake news without a source. However, i admire people who keep info to themselves, you wanna know why?? because talk is cheap. People keep spreading rumours these days like bed sheet. If you really wanna know if you have been selected for the next stage, then just calm down.. they would send you a message. remember suspense is even a virtue. grin grin grin
Okay bro. But I don't see the correlation btw his info n 'talk is cheap'. Saying 'source?' is first off, not a complete sentence. Source of what? Shepe? Water? Demand? Supply? Let's not forget the fact that him quoting a source doesn't necessarily mk the info credible. It just makes you look gullible if you now coman go and believe cos he's told you a source. Hence, my good faith option.

Again, maybe some people found his info useful. Who's to say because you like people keeping info to themselves, others do? Rumours are helpful too. They might shine the light to some realities. Keep an open mind. Its helpful. *climbs down Sinai, enters synagogue*
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 2:46pm On Sep 24, 2014
People that ask 'source?', ever notice that has never been fully disclosed on here? Just take an info in good faith or you don't. Pls stop worrying people going out of their way to get any lil info or who are resourceful enough to put two n two together n share with us. Some people don't and instead hoard the info for themselves.

Just praying here that I scale the cut-off. *goes back to mount Sinai*
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2014
CharlyG1: Pls keep away from yahoo next time U wanna use ur email for something rilly important. Mnnn.. U can log into ur yahoo account today, then nextweek U may try logging in again, yahoo will just pop up a stupid security question for U, if U input any incorrect answer twice, yahoo will log U out for 1/2days. Dats how dumb dey are.. And mails sometimes dont get sent on time to a yahoo address. Yahoo is getting old & outdated.

Use GMAIL instead.
You have firsthand experience my brother!! Also have gmail. One can't be too relying on these things.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 6:59pm On Sep 05, 2014
@topelouis I can't see your mail because Yahoo hates me. Been trying for days on end. Pls use this instead: ifeomachime1@yahoo.com.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 11:31am On Sep 02, 2014
francizy: Better I guess...
What's your test time?
3PM
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 11:30am On Sep 02, 2014
noskeybaba: Guys help!! Been trying to upload my passport since day before yesterday but their website is not opening. I'm really worried, what could be the problem? Or is it not wfmcenter.org/uac2014
Me too. Yesterday. But I did this:
Go to google, type in these keywords: wfmcentre uac test. The first result, click on it and you're home.

You are welcome.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 10:11am On Sep 01, 2014
francizy: Is this a fact or just and assumption?
Wow. Nothing about it makes it a fact nau. I said 'IF'. And these are figures I've seen here that I only used to make a point which is: Many have been called but few, very few will make the cut. Better?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 9:00am On Sep 01, 2014
Ladies and not-so-gentle men wink Welcome to Sept and that much awaited week. Now, has it dawned on y'all that if UAC needs 150 and we're about 5000 applicants, the percentage they need is just 3percent?

I suggest we WERK like never in any job test before..... And pray like there's judgment at the end of the tunnel. Grace is so called because it comes upon people who do not need favour most. But then we are told "Faith Without Works is Dead". So imagine that combo.

Also, I see many have masters and some are first applicants like me on this platform. You only validate yo masters when you recognise the strategy of a 'game'. And the strategy of this particular game is WF - WorkFaith. I dunno workforce y'all keep talmbout. Let's expunge negativity frm our hearts and call on God personally, who's able to do exceedingly, abundantly all we can EVER hope or think!! O yea. I've given out my strategy. Sigh

I'd like soo much to work in a coy that has lasted this long.. UAC!! Whabouchu??

*NB: I'm not a talkative so this 'd be my last post till results show. May God bless you.. Kisses.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 8:57am On Sep 01, 2014
Ladies and not-so-gentle men wink Welcome to Sept and that much awaited week. Now, has it dawned on y'all that if UAC needs 150 and we're about 5000 applicants, the percentage they need is just 3percent?

I suggest we WERK like never in any job test before..... And pray like there's judgment at the end of the tunnel. Grace is so called because it comes upon people who do not need favour most. But then we are told "Faith Without Works is Dead". So imagine that combo.

Also, I see many have masters and some are first applicants like me on this platform. You only validate yo masters when you recognise the strategy of a 'game'. And the strategy of this particular game is WF - WorkFaith. I dunno workforce y'all keep talmbout. Let's expunge negativity frm our hearts and call on God personally, who's able to do exceedingly, abundantly all we can EVER hope or think!! O yea. I've given out my strategy. Sigh

I'd like soo much to work in a coy that has lasted this long.. UAC!! Whabouchu??

*NB: I'm not a talkative so this 'd be my last post till results show. May God bless you.. Kisses.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 8:33pm On Aug 29, 2014
Kentnickole: UAC pay:

Graduate specialists- N45000

Graduate trainees- N35000

Good luck!!!
Guys, the name alone, UAC has some worth. Great salary or not, it'd be a privilege beginning a career in a place as that. Can we stop focusing on the sal already?? Guys with jobs especially. What's the point if you've gone this far?
Besides, If Mgt Trainees/ Grad Specialists are paid that lil, what's the take home of the junior staff at Mr Biggs? Please!!

We'll all be fine in the end. Shikena
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by iphyisis(f): 8:15pm On Aug 21, 2014
@jydo You were helpful there. Thank you Sir.

Few questions though. Are you still in UAC?? What's it like working there? Also, is the pay commensurate with the structure of the coy cum workload?

Thanks Bros.

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