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You are different because you have not met me

Welepamilayo:
sounds just like this yoruba movie i saw recently starring sanyeri.

Omo pupa

Movesz:
lol...your story reminds of my jjc day in the university(off_k thing) I had this friend he was serving(Nysc) @ our school library..

I was @ home one day and was kindda bored so me and my nigga went to his girl friends place ...

we stayed in a place for some time and we decided to go shopping with the chick...

She wanted to take a shower before heading out..

lol...next thing.. She was undressing in front of me and ma friend..

I was like...(In my mind) Should I be seeing this..
Then to me it was a big deal..
Latter on I realised it not a big deal most girls do it..


So dude a pity you sha because you just lost free punnani due to you graa graa busy body...


If only you were patient enough she will bring back the punnani for you..

Now wey you see boby wey I doubt if you touch am...wetin you gain....??


Buh no loose hope sha..if your game is perfected she will bring back the punnani for your nacking pleasure...


For the main time try to settle things with her..


Those girls they help goon oo...
Good neighbours(feeding you nd fukking you for free)...


No ever do mistake toast her sha...

bro u gat it...am so sad he lose such free punna...its a matter of time,d punna is surely his

You Bleep up big time...u need to be schooled on how it works

elantraceey:
Me too but i don't see it as a problem

Worsestill i'm always single on my birthday but it doesn't bother me

And u refused to my val

mirexxx:
Here are some common misconception you guys have about ladies.






1. We use PMS as a “get out of jail
free” card.
Guys seem to think that we use our period as an
excuse to get out of everything. I have heard
countless—I repeat, COUNTLESS—guys complain
about the fact that women get a “get out of jail
free card” during that time of month. These same
guys complain about how we constantly bitch
about everything. They think PMS is only a
psychological frame of mind. OK, there is no
pretty way to say this next part: When you are
bleeding for days from your womb, you have a
right to complain. PMS is a real thing, and the
pain that comes with it is also very real.


2. Only sluts enjoy sex.
This may cause you to gasp in shock, but women
enjoy sex—if it’s done right—just as much as men
do. Why is there such a stigma against women
having casual sex or one-night stands and
enjoying it? Women are usually placed into two
categories in the eyes of a man. Either she is a
Madonna (a representation of Mary, not the pop
singer) or she is a LovePeddler, which is self-
explanatory. Since when have there been only
two types of women? Men want to marry a lady
in public and a lady in the bedroom; however,
once they commit to this they lose the sense of
excitement his wife first gave him as a
“Madonna.” This is absolute bullsh*t; women are
neither carbon copies of the “Madonna” nor the
“LovePeddler.” We can be ladies and like to have casual
sex at the same time—mind-boggling, I know.


3. We cry too much.
Yes, women have feelings and yes, we choose to
express them. But that does not mean that is all
we do. We are not walking tear ducts ready to
burst at any moment—we do hold some self-
control. Yes, we do have unreal amounts of
estrogen flowing through our veins, but that does
not mean we automatically turn into
uncontrollable sprinkler systems every time we
see a wide-eyed toddler.


4. Girls only like bad boys.
The widely known saying, “Girls only like bad
boys,” goes hand-in-hand with “good guys finish
last.” Most of the time girls gravitate toward bad
guys because they are simply more interesting
than the fedora-clad losers who inevitably get
friend zoned. The reason why we divert away
from these “good guys” is simple: They. Are.
Boring. You need to step up your game and play
hard-to-get at times. No one—guys included—is
interested in a significant other who just kisses
their ass and agrees with everything they say. So
if you are one of the “good guys” that gets
friend zoned, just think about altering your
approach. And for the love of God, ditch that
fedora.


5. Our worlds revolve around you.
I realize that some of you may take this a bit hard,
but gentlemen, our worlds do not revolve around
you. For you Facebook stalkers and Twitter
junkies out there, please understand that not
every post is about you. Women have lives
outside of our romantic endeavors (who would
have thought?), and those preconceived notions
men have about women pining over some
“Prince Charming” all day are ignorantly false.
Our “I miss you” posts probably do not pertain to
the fact that you failed to text back. Our goldfish
may have died. We could be reminiscing over
Ghirardelli’s peppermint bark that only comes out
once a year.


6. Rom-coms are all we watch.
Hilariously enough, women do not always flock
to premiers of rom-coms like seagulls to a lone
French fry. We actually have a variety of tastes
when it comes to films. A run-of-the-mill rom-
com is great once in a while, but sometimes we
want to indulge in the magnificent bloodshed of
300 or the classic tale of Psycho. This assumption
about our singular tastes is like assuming men
only watch action movies. But for some reason,
the romantic comedy stereotype attached to
women is harder to shake. Nobody would eat the
same food every day. Once in a while, rom-coms
do not cut it and we need a little brutality,
suspense, or action.


7. When we get dressed up and go
out, it’s to get laid.
“Girls’ Night Out” is usually thought of as an event
where a group of ladies dress in short dresses,
drink fruity drinks, and laugh loudly to gain the
attention of any men within earshot. Granted,
there are some nights where women go out to get
laid; however, we are not testosterone-pumped
buffoons always on the lookout for the next piece
of ass. Sometimes we like to dress up and go out
with the girls just for fun. The fact of the matter is
when a woman dresses up—regardless of the
occasion—her self-esteem comes racing out of its
potato-chip-laden bed and puts on its Miss
America smile. We like to feel pretty and we like
to hang out with our lady friends. It really is that
simple. Believe it or not, but often men have
nothing to do with us wanting to feel good about
ourselves. Hence, cut the lame pick-up lines and
leave us to our girls talk.


8. Powerful women are bitchy.
Women can never win in this situation. If we are
sensitive in our position of power, then we are
perceived as the “typical woman,” AKA weak. But
if we exhibit a professional attitude, we are
automatically labeled as a “bitch.” Why is it so
hard to believe that women can act in a
professional manner while dealing with
professional issues? We should not have to give
second chances to those who slack off, and we
surely do not need to bring cookies to business
meetings. We are not being bitches—we are just
doing our job.


9. If we’re nice to you, we’re flirting
with you.
One of the most annoying things a man can do is
assume a girl is flirting when she is merely being
friendly. I cannot give enough examples of when
I was genuinely nice to a guy and I ended up
getting a phone number on a napkin. I
understand that women can be vague about their
intentions, but just because we smile at you or
make eye contact does not mean we are sexually
interested in you. It is hard for a lot of people to
understand that women can have men as friends.
Things like “sexual tension” are usually brought
up. Even though the male side would more than
likely sleep with their lady friends if they had the
chance, women genuinely like a bit of male
company to keep their lives interesting.
Testosterone-driven beings are sometimes fun to
hang out with. It’s that simple. So please stop
projecting your sexual fantasies on us just because
we happened to smile your way.

See Wetin a mod do me

bestads:
how did you pass SSCE/NECO/WAEC/GCE English comprehension exam?...BB and facebook shorthand generation

I had c6 in English,my least grade

Can I learn more from u?

Natasha2:
Bia two of una leave this place, My thread would hit fp soon

If you no won make u derail ur thread meet for our usual arena

AgapeCharis:
Abi na u wan follow us

U know wen me and natasha2 don dey roll our boat

AgapeCharis:
where else na? Lol

you won follow us

AgapeCharis:
Certainly nt all light skinned girls bleach



Some only use d bleaching stuff to maintain their colour



BTW Are u light skinned??

Let go somewhere else I don miss u

But you are not light skinned,you are greyscale ,

Back to the topic,not all light skinned bleached,but most use bleaching to maintain the light skin...my 2cent

Natasha2:
Yeah true, just that its getting annoying. Thanks for your comment.

U con forget ur padi...diaris God oo

Some producer also make movies showing dirth of U.sa

That number make sense,chop Mugu money and friend zone d pig

IamLEGEND1:
d other day. my younger sis was with her friends and they asked me to take pictures of them on my phone. i took one,two pictures and the next tin i know is my sister trying to pick up her lanky friend so i can take a pic of them. and renember,this was all happening outside and people were just passing by without even looking twice in our direction.
imagine a scenario where u see two huge guys doing the same thing. u check out an all-male group photo and u'll see everybody striking his best pose or at most putting his hands on the other guys shoulder. but girls? they'll hug,blow kisses,hold each others waist, etc.
in general,girls are obviously more touchy-feely including with another and guys are also very macho even with one another.So a guy calling u and telling u he misses u and asking u what u ate is just out of line and sounds very gayish,not to mention weird

Why guy go touch me?if my best friend hold me too much,I go plank Am

ireneony:
op if really you spend up to 100k without her appreciating you, then i will advice you to come to me

Am really disliking you.sorry for that,I just like people to know how I feel about them

You really fall my hand on that canadaslaveboy thread

Wetin she chop to reach 100k,she must be family with Gej that eat 1Billiom food a year

Yea I will surely give her,I do a girl...only people with cockroaches in the cupboard won't do that

Yes! Deeper life camping

My Ipledge moniker would be release 9:30pm today

kristina1:
I wl give him benefit of doubt.

Lie lie...I trust naija girls

That's is a serious temptation,wish am very sure I cant overcome


Hope my gf no see this

*singing:baby I love,ur love is priceless baby,ur love is what no money can pay for*

Vikkyk10:
Still thinking on what i will do,

Your neighbor son still in love with you?

Na real sin Oo...unforgivable

Chai wey I don get my Vaseline ready,u dey mad op oo

ROZZAYY:
Wetin u do

If I say I know,I dey lie

My girlfriend don't wanna talk to me

khattab02:
Did the last team that top at christmas won the league??

Please someone help me with the stats??

7 out of last 10 won

timbros:
Matic!

My man of the match.

Officially, it would be Fabregas (one assist, one goal) BUT Matic......mehn, that guy is a beast!

Matic was the official man of the match

You are 100% percent right...na true