₦airaland Forum

STFUareyouGod:
Then your uncle must be good. Can't wait to play him

i swear my uncle is bad on Ps3,he is just getting the fifa 16 well,he beat me like 1-0 thrice ystd,since then i have been choping 6

redgem:
Lol..... Sorry to ask, what's a Lewa mi?

wassup red-gen

STFUareyouGod:
you should play online more often. If dem dey flog you well, you go quick catch up. But the problem is, dem go dey run from you. Cuz you go dey spoil their hands

am not really that bad joo

My uncle beat them online like mugu,anything above 4

STFUareyouGod:
hahahahaha. No dey fear. I go treat you with care

me wey computer dey beat

JeffreyJamez:
Your file dey my table ...AGAIN!

again? Wha is my offense this time around

JeffreyJamez:
You!

boss

STFUareyouGod:
to chop suffer just dey hungry you. Hehehehe. Can't wait

not me,am not playing with u yet

KingTom:
Name: Thomas

Age: Very late twenties.

Occupation: Gynaecologist

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: Awon werey first first! I like everyone really.

Those u dislike on Romance section: It used to be boiledcorn and Andyblaze, now Wey the mumus don scarce, I miss them.

Those u find annoying: None

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): I don't really have anyone whose posts I watch out for.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I don't follow anybody that doesn't follow me.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because I can, I'm following francizy because I'm his monitoring spirit.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Stephenqueen

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: As I no get boobs and yansh Na, none!

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: The e warriors really

Which Romancelander is fake: Don't give a flying fúck

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Adeh39 let me burst your pimples.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Twaci and Tohpahz

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Great boobs, great personality but most of all, great boobs!!!!

Your favorite Romancelander(s): So many. E too plenty Iamcharis dey among sha, though he dey Mumu sometimes.

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, alberto2k, lordoftheweed

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Tosyne2much, wristbangle and Naijaboiy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Laraiboluwaji

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why: Nobody!!!!

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Kinglekan, StfuareyouGod and Ipledge10 Aka Olajorn Aka Joneyhaz also Iamcharis
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Ceb JeffreyJamez him cheeks go fine for slap ehn

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: As in kiss and finger abi? Ehmmmm Mrsphyno and Moana

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Iamkingzlee, April07, Aitee1

NLer(S) you consider smart: Tonyebarcanista, Francizy, Midolian

NL member that tries too hard: Hmmmm she sabi herself.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Asumo12 Omo Anifowose and Aminat508

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Nothing new

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: See answer above.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: None that I know of

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Aminat508, Africanapple, Laraiboluwaji

Who do u often agree with: StfuareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Missadeife :i

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): No ugly people, only those with less colorful faces

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Chibwike, kinglekan, wristbangle

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Agarawu23 Na my boss o but your name gats dey here.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Kingtom

so you want to i am still alive

MrsPhyno:
saw what he said about me?

let me check,I guess he called you my gf,and u already blushing

MrsPhyno:
Name: one kain igbo name like that

Age: U-21 like say na football team

Occupation: Jobl , sorry, I'm a Student

Dating/Single/Married: I would make some joke about Phyno but I think you guys are tired of that.... Single

Those I like on the romance section: All of my sheedren

Those I dislike on the romance section: Besides that one obvious person; only TruckPusher maybe if he counts as a romancelander.... I'm sorry sir. Only because of his aggressively anti-feminist stance..... Sorry again

Those I find annoying: I have too many younger siblings to be so easily annoyed

Those who I can't help but read their posts (I look forward to what they have to say):
fuckshit - surprisingly profound
Punkyveer - Queen of words
iamlegend1 - witty and perfect basically
Adaeze003 - I just like the way she writes
Kingtom - words no fit describe
FriedPlantain - I just like this dodo
Ipledge10 - idk, his gentleness comes thru in his words and it's very appealing

Those I follow and wish followed me back:
Fuckshit & MissSlimbody & FriedPlantain

Why I follow the people I follow: they're funny. I am attracted to the way they write . They are nice to me and nice to other ppl.

NLer that has sent me the most PMs: ahhh idk o

How many PMs I get on average daily: let me use this as an avenue to say I rarely check. Unless I'm looking for someone in particular. No vex

Romancelanders that I ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: all the tpia's & Darven
Darven sorry for what I said before sha. Was bad of me. Sorry.

Which romancelander is fake: ipledge10

Romancelander(s) I would have a one night stand with if given the chance but wouldn't date: ButchCassidy lalasticlala Oga Seun

Romancelander I can date or have a crush on: just one? Lol. I don't want to answer. Dey know demselves

Why I chose him: he's basically perfect

Fave Romancelanders: I've mentioned them all already in various places but lemme include: quiinnbee and misspicy and enigmaticenigma and mznaett and yourmain

Fave Mod: no sweeter name than the name lalasticlala

RomanceLander with the best threads: FlirtyKaren

Romancelander who's diary I stalk: none sha, but lemme say shut

Romancelander I used to get along with but don't anymore (with reason): Gurgle. She left me

......... I dey come o
i don come


Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: i'm the female version of kingtom

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: i don't know how to slap o

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: anyone thats wants to go to first and/or second base with me

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: olajorn

NLer(S) you consider smart: iamlegend1, butchcassidy, punkyveer

NL member that tries too hard: softapples

NLer(s) you find intriguing: decker and primeministerr (how many r's are there sef)

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: "i laugh backwards in swahili"

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: all of una

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: misogynistic goats

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: safarigirl and decker but they ignore me

Who do u often agree with: punkyveer, quiinnbee

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): iamlegend1

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): no one is ugleeee

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : ipledge10 & jolllyjoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): ah all the gehs are nice o

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: hmmm.... durentt

I know you are looking for my trouble .i guess u still have my email...you making remember those times

STFUareyouGod:
make I stand up? I prostrate dey hail you

haha..i go do the online setting this night....fix,tommorw

Michellla:
john

that's my middle name

Wassup

STFUareyouGod:
I sight you boss

two hands for you sir

KingTom:
Name: Thomas

Age: Very late twenties.

Occupation: Gynaecologist

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: Awon werey first first! I like everyone really.

Those u dislike on Romance section: It used to be boiledcorn and Andyblaze, now Wey the mumus don scarce, I miss them.

Those u find annoying: None

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): I don't really have anyone whose posts I watch out for.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I don't follow anybody that doesn't follow me.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because I can, I'm following francizy because I'm his monitoring spirit.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Stephenqueen

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: As I no get boobs and yansh Na, none!

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: The e warriors really

Which Romancelander is fake: Don't give a flying fúck

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Adeh39 let me burst your pimples.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Twaci and Tohpahz

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Great boobs, great personality but most of all, great boobs!!!!

Your favorite Romancelander(s): So many. E too plenty

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, alberto2k, lordoftheweed

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Tosyne2much, wristbangle and Naijaboiy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Laraiboluwaji

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why: Nobody!!!!

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Kinglekan, StfuareyouGod and Ipledge10 Aka Olajorn Aka Joneyhaz

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Ceb JeffreyJamez him cheeks go fine for slap ehn

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: As in kiss and finger abi? Ehmmmm Mrsphyno and Moana

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Iamkingzlee, April07, Aitee1

NLer(S) you consider smart: Tonyebarcanista, Francizy, Midolian

NL member that tries too hard: Hmmmm she sabi herself.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Asumo12 Omo Anifowose and Aminat508

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Nothing new

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: See answer above.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: None that I know of

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Aminat508, Africanapple, Laraiboluwaji

Who do u often agree with: StfuareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Missadeife :i

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): No ugly people, only those with less colorful faces

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Chibwike, kinglekan, wristbangle

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Agarawu23 Na my boss o but your name gats dey here.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Kingtom

baba mama don land Nigeria today

YourMain:
Oh. You were there when they were naming me Abi.

No I don't want to talk to you anymore

I took a screenshot of you btw you looked sooooooo cute

liar,just woke up ...my face look rough and ugly

YourMain:
Name: Boluwatife.

Age: Older than I look.

Occupation: In Uni

Are you single, dating or married: Meh, #ForeverAlone

Those u like on Romance Section: Darven, MrsPhyno, Ipledge10, ronald4liff jolllyjoy. And most people ive spoken with so far

Those u dislike on Romance section: Meh. Them ones looking for attention. Im sure yous know yourselves.

Those u find annoying: Unintelligent people. And them ones looking for attention. Im sure yous know yourselves.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Darven. Hes Hilarious.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Ehm I dont follow much people.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cause they followed me. Theyre very well spoken. Or they just seem nice

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I dont know.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: Meh. None

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: None.

Which Romancelander is fake.: Ehm. That broke nonsense fella thats always trying to talk about how rich he is

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: All the doctors. JK. Theres a few

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Theres a couple .

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : Theres something about men in suits. Also well spoken men. And men who correct me when im wrong. Or men who can argue logically.

Your favorite Romancelander(s):Darven, MrsPhyno, Ipledge10, ronald4liff.

Your favorite mod.: Meh

Funniest Romancelander(s): Darven.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads.: Meh

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: A few

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: oremusantus ( cant spell his name). ehm left NL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.: Missclassy. But Ive a filter.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: ehm. Quite a few.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Alll the doctors... JK

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: A few. Ive met one in real but hes a douche. I hope he sees this.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Darven, MrsPhyno, Freecoca (occasionally). Ronald4liff

NL member that tries too hard.: Too Much. I think i try hard too much sometimes...

NLer(s) you find intriguing: ALOT.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: wowo lol and all these other Nigerian slang.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: ive no idea but he called me that and ive used it ever since

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Meh

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: Lol Wouldnt he like to know...

Who do u often agree with: Ronald4liff

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Me Myself And I. JK. I think were all mini Beyonces and Trey Songz.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Beautiful Creatures everywhere

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: MrsPhyno.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: Im sure we all sometimes take things too seriously and laugh and pretend its all cool but inside were crying... or maybe its just me...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag:Ehm Everyone is a bit of a douche really. Everyone has their douchebag days

you are Sekinah not Boluwatife

Lets continue where we stopped in the morning

YourMain:
Name: Boluwatife.

Age: Older than I look.

Occupation: In Uni

Are you single, dating or married: Meh, #ForeverAlone

Those u like on Romance Section: Darven, MrsPhyno, Ipledge10, ronald4liff. And most people ive spoken with so far

Those u dislike on Romance section: Meh. Them ones looking for attention. Im sure yous know yourselves.

Those u find annoying: Unintelligent people. And them ones looking for attention. Im sure yous know yourselves.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Darven. Hes Hilarious.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Ehm I dont follow much people.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cause they followed me. Theyre very well spoken. Or they just seem nice

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I dont know.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: Meh. None

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: None.

Which Romancelander is fake.: Ehm. That broke nonsense fella thats always trying to talk about how rich he is

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: All the doctors. JK. Theres a few

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Theres a couple .

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : Theres something about men in suits. Also well spoken men. And men who correct me when im wrong. Or men who can argue logically.

Your favorite Romancelander(s):Darven, MrsPhyno, Ipledge10, ronald4liff.

Your favorite mod.: Meh

Funniest Romancelander(s): Darven.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads.: Meh

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: A few

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: oremusantus ( cant spell his name). ehm left NL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.: Missclassy. But Ive a filter.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: ehm. Quite a few.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Alll the doctors... JK

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: A few. Ive met one in real but hes a douche. I hope he sees this.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Darven, MrsPhyno, Freecoca (occasionally). Ronald4liff

NL member that tries too hard.: Too Much. I think i try hard too much sometimes...

NLer(s) you find intriguing: ALOT.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: wowo lol and all these other Nigerian slang.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: ive no idea but he called me that and ive used it ever since

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Meh

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: Lol Wouldnt he like to know...

Who do u often agree with: Ronald4liff

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Me Myself And I. JK. I think were all mini Beyonces and Trey Songz.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Beautiful Creatures everywhere

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: MrsPhyno.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: Im sure we all sometimes take things too seriously and laugh and pretend its all cool but inside were crying... or maybe its just me...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag:Ehm Everyone is a bit of a douche really. Everyone has their douchebag days

so am not nice

STFUareyouGod:
ipledge10 boss free matter. Die it. Pls!

we are just exchanging pleasantries

Pucaxo:
I can't live in a slum while my folks live like kings. I'm sure you know the economics better than I do.

How are the inlaws? Hope they're being nice to you?

my inlaws are in Port Harcourt, you can help me greet them...am sure u dont know what slum look like,if you are getting ur information from Wikipedia..u are on a long thing

Pucaxo:
That's pretty expensive for a house help in harlem , have you started stealing your in-laws money??

hahaha mugu....

Wait who told you i live in harlem? Do you know it will be tough to get a studio apartment for $1000/month in Harlem...come and live in Harlem

Pucaxo:
Not while I'm about to say your eulogy








Won't be a pleasant tribute in your case tho..

mugu


I just paid guys to dig your grave...i paid them extra because your grave should be deeper than 6ft

Pucaxo:
So I'm sure you already know its your funeral you've attended

your obituary is what am reading here

Pucaxo:
Took you almost 5 hours to grow balls right?

i just figure out who is behind the moniker,so not anyway surprised

Pucaxo:
Name : A.M.C.O

Age : Late twenties

Occupation : Consultant/Student

Are you single, dating or married : Single

Those u like on Romance Section : all my niggaz

Those u dislike on Romance section : Darkenedrebel

Those u find annoying : MrNipples (softapples/tarGAYryen/sweetorgasm/whitewitch/lovren etc etc.. , that Whoopi Goldberg look-a-like called Ipledge10 and Gbadebo Aromolaran aka Darkenerebel

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)
: Ishilove Redgem
Beremx

Those you follow and wish follows you back : Seun
, Explorers

Why do you follow the people you follow : I'm drawn to intelligent minds and people I can learn from.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs : Hehehehe.... She knows herself!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day : Day? Nah.. About 2 or 3 in a whole week!

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : None.

Which Romancelander is fake : The entire Awon Weyrey association of dumbfacks and minions. Except folks like Naijaboiy and/or maybe Twaci & Kinglekan.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : Haven't I already done that?

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : naijaboiy, your plan has failed IJN Amen!!

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : Her wittyness

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : All those dumb commenters and OP's, ya'll rock!

Your favorite mod : Obinoscopy (always listens, always rational)

Funniest Romancelander(s) : Mrcork!

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads : Explorers/Sile12

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Insidous Tashaamania.. Then they disappeared

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : Sinaj ( I deactivated the acct she's familiar with ) . Truckpusher & Sinizia.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours : my G! funlord

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life : Redgem, she trully needs a manual override.


NLer(s) you would go second and first base with : eggovinmma

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : my niggas and a few others

NLer(S) you consider smart : Ishilove, aint nobady smarter..

NL member that tries too hard : darven, sexistbastard/vanquay/cleats & ssoftapples/mrnipples

NLer(s) you find intriguing : Punkyveer Tonyebarcanista

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : hehehehe... "Cururu Toad" & "Dingbat"


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from
Thesonofmark & Truckpusher

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section : my nigga ssoftapples

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other : Mrsphyno

Who do u often agree with : Funlord

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) : You gotta give it to my baby Laveda

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) : None other than JolllyJoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : Pbs4real & Kinglekan - Prettythicksme

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) : Rocktation.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag : None, ya'll are amazing

I know! I know!! .. I just compounded my problems

Now playing :- Bad belle by MI

Truckpusher:
Chai ! What is this world turning into ?

So you dey blow kiss for your mama mate?

so Laveda now is mum mate...I don really suffer

firstEVA:
Happy new month to captainswagg225, finditng, laveda, sweetorgasms, stfuareyougod, Ipledge10, onila, ratatis, jiggamangh.

Happy new month

Laveda:
pucaxo my nigga plenty kisses for you

Lordoftheweed...I like you too

Jolllyjoy...thanks dear

Ipledge10....

Fucck the OP I'm coming with mine

my sweetheart

MrsPhyno:
Oh I'm not done.... Ur name is there sha

Under category: biggest mumu

Go and check mine too

MrsPhyno:
I did I did

Go write ur own slum book

I have done that already..let mee ur comment

YourMain:
I quit. I'm dropping out. Answer your calls

i will call

MrsPhyno:
My NL family yez dis is not a joking sturvs I rili need to express the loff I have for una

FriedPlantain - kaiiiii need I say more, the love I have for u surpasses the love I have for mangos and that's saying a lot. Since the day u called Gurgle and I old winches, I fell for u

Misspicy - I'll always appreciate u sticking up for me that day madam besides I heard thru the NL grapevine that ur sêxy as anytin
Continue rapping Yoruba on different threads o

Iamlegend1 - what do I even say sef. U and i are like salt and sugar. We're both yummy and we don't mix so idky I'm more addicted to u than I am to NL
Continue with ur memes just know diarisgodo

Pidggin - /starts singing/ we met on a family thread or was it romance..... Who knew dat from such our friendship would last.... Ur a smart and funny lady who doesn't mind adoption.... And u also thought Buhari was not a good option
Don't go or I'll miss u terribly o

Ipledge10 - As much as u hate it when I say this eh, I go still say it. Ur the only agbaya in my heayurt I'm sorry for before and isn't it nice talking to me again. I know u missed me terribly U like calling me mugu and God is watching u in full HD

PunkyVeer - The SA Babe! She's beauty, she is brains, she is sass and charisma. Basically I just admire and like u.... And from the looks of it, I'm not the only one /smirks/. Ur such a boss most of the time that no one would think u have a very sweet and gentle side but it was directed at me once or twice and it warmed my heart.

ButchCassidy - Butch Butch Butch what can I say now o. The way u talk is very attractive and very wicked, which perhaps is part of it. I miss when we used to be the fantastic four; u, me, she-who-must-not-be-named, and Legend. U are a surprisingly extremely good person with a heart of gold and I just wanted to tell u that.

YourMain - Chai, my fingers hurt now, but this is a saving the best for last type thing I followed her so quickly that it freaked her out for a while but iono I was just so drawn to her personality. Such a cool lady/geh..... I hope u find a hot, tall, black guy loitering around a hospital as snow falls and he kisses u and tells u "baby I'm a doctor"
Also just know that 45% of white women get plastic surgery and filler to get ur lips.

I know u missed me ...happy new month Mugu

LordOfTheWeed:
Damn!!! Who did that for you??

You sef don dey turn wizard ooo.. .. .. But that elevation tho, e be like dog house

na Pen naa mugu ...thats what a 2 bedroom apartment with garage