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He looks like a monkey!

I can't believe i actually read this crap i must be bored today

Smellymouth:
Hhmm

i thought you were an apc member

Twaci:
Happy new month Guys!

Peeparty
Diddyydiva
Tosyne2much
Kannymoore
Laveda
Naijaboiy
Stfuareyougod
JeffreyJamez
Adeh39 (happy birthday girl!!! )
Skarlett
Lekinz
Iamkingzlee
Kingtom
Kinglekan
Alberto
Kwencypresh
Chibwike
Stephenqueen
Fulaboy
Swann
Sunnywinter
Misspicy
Charijee
Cherryice
Ireneony
....................No vex if I no mention you

Op sorry, I just had to

happy new month to you too

May God help us.

RadicallyBlunt:
6 year older no be girl o, na lady. Me I can't. No matter the love, it will still fizzle after some yrs and then he'll wonder if he was hypnotized or so

but you can marry someone you are older than with 6years ..

Smh at some people's stupidiity

ElsonMorali:
Classy? . That's hilarious.

Who would wanna be stalking yo ugly @ss? Checking you out on FB doesn't mean I'm stalking you, get yourself some brain cells.

And you're wondering why you are single and bitter at your age? Check your original post to the lovely couple again and tell me which man will actually wanna put up with your sh1t.

No dear, you aren't pretty. Your post to the couple showed that not only are you ugly outside, you're also ugly on the inside.

Unfortunately for you only fvckboys can give you the time of day. No serious man will want to deal with the calamity that is you.

Keep on digging cucumber into your smelly veejay while your mates whom you call "ugly" are busy settling down and making a family.

If you're pained about somebody else's happiness, it shows the kind of bitter human being that you are.

I pray for healing for you cos without doubt you're sick.

so you think marriage is the only way a woman can feel complete
when will Nigerians in Nigeria grow up.

See where i live, marriage is not a priority. .
i was 18years when most backward Nigerians started singing marriage on my ear.
this is why the developed country is better than poverty riddled backward country like Nigeria.

HDee:
[color=Teal]
Gosh! And i initially thought you have sense?
You rendered me speechless. [/color]

guy i be your showroom
Abi na you bring me come nairaland. .


Let this sound as a warning for those small cork quoting me, it's not a must my comment must tally with other people ideology.
Last checked, in Nigeria consistution there is freedom of speech.

I don't give a Bleep about you all.


So one couple made FrontPage, see all the guys whinnig like shaking chickens. Tell me, what about those that bleep a lot of ladies like pure water without any meaningful thing to show for it?

To all the ladies here, just because you see very handful are getting married, you think you can start visiting every tom and dicck here i pirry una..


For every marriage that take place here, they are thousands of bleeping that goes unnoticed. ..

ElsonMorali:
I actually have seen your pics on Naira land and on Facebook and I'm surprised that you have the effrontery to call someone ugly when you can easily pass for the masquerade my ancestors used to worship.

Are you by any chance married? No? I smell bad belle. When eventually you get married in like 59 years time, post your wedding pictures here and let our grandchildren admire them. Mumu.

like i give a fuuuk about your meaningless rant.
keep chasing females on nairaland, don't go and work.
i can see you are a stalker.
Only a jobless person can go all the way to stalk a classy lady like me on Facebook ..

You and i know that I'm pretty more than all the women you have ever met in your life.


Say no to fuccvk boy

Women cheat because they want to cheat.
everything is in the mind. A faithful woman only choose to be that way not because of any law of nature.

sleepyeyez:
Shey am PMin dis girl na n she no wan reply! She doesn't want us to be d nex mzflexydeeva n leeport? Me I haf taya infact!

see this one ..u never see money drink garri finish you wan pursue yansh

toshmann:
And u irene. Be like u are my next target o

i don't think i would fall into your market target.

My list are endless by the way..

Akalia:
This Should Serve As An Eye Opener To All The Single Ladies On This Forum That are In The Habit Of Ditching Meaningful Gestures From Dudes On Here.

with your ogbolo eye ..
i see

Mtcheww...not cute to say the least.

The ugly one keeps meeting each other here.

Who marriage don help

importexpert:
I just pray that those crappy guys with the "go and get money and they will come to you mentality will stop putting everybody in their shoes. this happen to be romance section and not business. this thread is for those that are interested in knowing how to truly impress women. so please if they don't have constructive comments that are inline with the topic of discussion i pray that they will save their time and do something better with it.

Do you find it difficult to impress women? Do you want to get rid of the tag of 'loneliness'? Are you sick of 'being single?'

if yes, in this article i will reveal to you the top 5 ways to truly impress ladies. If you think growing muscles or earning a handsome salary is all that you need to impress a real woman, then you are surely wrong.

Following are the top five ways to impress the real women:

1. Just be yourself - Instead of imitating someone, it is better to be just the way you are. You don't need to do a lot of things to impress them; all you need to do is be who you are. they like men who know how to express their emotions and put their innermost feelings into words. Unless you do that, you can never have the right kind of a woman walking by your side.

2. Don't be too hard on yourself - The worst thing that most men do is strive hard to impress women. Don't do that - all you've got to do is keep it simple and learn how to respect her and you would gain her attention. Defend her, always make a difference in their lives and give them the impression that you are always their for them when they need you the most.

3. Don't try to impress them - I know a lot of men do this - they try to impress the ladies with their style, fashion and a lot of such materialistic things. Instead of playing the impression game, which does not last for long, try to be casual and keep it low. If a woman falls in love with you for your style, remember, she has to see you in your informal outfits at home in future, when you both plan to settle down together.

4. Express yourself in bed - Let's face it - most women now know what they want from their men. They are open and now believe in communicating about what they want in bed. If you have a woman in your life and you want to sustain her, you have surely got to be good in bed.

5. Keep her satisfied - I don't say that intimacy is the only thing between two lovers, but it is obviously one of the most important things that allow two people to maintain love between each other. Keep her relaxed and satisfied in bed and see the glow on her face.

just show me ego and i am good to go!
not these rubbish you post here.

The guy na O.D.E

Ode......

daclint:
Na u wey fine ba? With this your V shaped head . Kinda resemble TRIANGLE

e easy to carry low cut and still look pretty. .
gerrah of here meh..

Show me your babe pic first..

aflyingbird:
only an ugly person will call another person ugly . it takes one to know one

and it take one to judge one..
mrcheww

Papikush:
ahn ahn. Must you talk Irene

true...she was pretty when was young..

Woe..she is now ugly

3, 6 and 7

tossie101:
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Are you new on NL? Its sharking you right? You're not ok. I warned you to stop this.

If you have no shame, your mother should bear your shame. Youre better off aborted. Your intellect is a waste. Channeled wrongly. [
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Im used to this . Come with another style

you're too funny

This albino that time ...
kpekus de sweet op.
.i laugh in Chinese chi-wag...

My prayer to you is for you not to have albino children

Ogbonnaya1:
those kind of girls eh if you see dem you will Neva believe they can Eva be hiv positive I know a girl like dat this girl has big ikebe when I say big ikebe I mean big ikebe with very huge hips when dis girl dresses on jeans or you will see her pussy shape as big as a burger dis girl I am telling you if u see her d fisrt tin that will come to your mind is sex pussy licking and I swear if I had had just a night with her I would suck her pussy for five (5) hours and given her the most brutal anal sex ever until she faints but unfortunately this sixteen(16) years old precious contracted hiv aids and thank God she lives around d neighbourhood we later got to know about her status that was how I and some others got saved from d hiv pussy. So guys beware of beautiful and flawless girls

i think you are a pervert for lusting after a 16years old girl.

thesicilian:
I know how the test is done and I have the lab materials ( test strips) for HIV Test at home.
Though not actually every day sha...

nawa for you ooo..
na you clean pass

SilvanusII:
I hope your friend at St Nicholas gets fired. Oh btw, u aren't out of the woods yet. I desperately wish you are positive, though the chances of that are slim seeing as she's on ARTs. Pathetic bunch of nit-wits.


Use protection abeg ppl

how is he not free when he used protection
E bi like say you de read back of book.

amross16:
I am not sure of the direction of the story. It seems like the guy in the article is still gay or has it still in his mind. He has the potential to be on the down low--married men who practices homosexuality. As stated, his homosexuality tendencies have to be suppressed in his country. Who is to say that he would always turn down offers? Any kind of rough sex can result in tears (especially on the inside and outside anus which lacks lubrication); my friend was hospitalized with lacerations and bleeding after a vigorous, regular sexual encounter with her boyfriend.

your friend's boyfriend diick must be very big then.
Having constant sex when the virginal is wet doesn't cause bleeding.
Maybe she was raped by her boyfriend. .who knows?

firstolalekan:
You couldn't agree more

i don't agree with your ideology ..i only agree because you are the only funny person on this thread.

firstolalekan:
Half a plot is [size=28pt]Poverty[/size]