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ZeeAfrica:
that muscular guy has my name written all over his heart and boddyyyy. mmmmm yammy . wish I could locate him, and tell him that Zee his bae is ready. lol

refiner:
...

why is your face twisted?

maybe because I'm hungry. .I ve not eaten since morning

refiner:
....lmao

were is kingtom and ireneony!

I'm here

Joe171:
Wisdom is profitable to lead and to direct.
My dear wisdom is at work in you.
*LWKMD

you de dere

BlueEyeBalls:
lol... Hi dear... Nice job u doing on this post

thank you!

With all the views on this thread ..I wonder why it's not on front-page yet

BlueEyeBalls:
Kashy.Baby, I thought u'd like me just the way I am

wow eyebrows on fleek

firstEVA:
I don't like anyone there

why?

Mediapace:
Naija.boiy

that small boy

Mediapace:
Let me suggest a nairalander for you

go on

unapapadeycraze:
Ladies, they can nvr be satisfied. Even after choosing one out of them, another pertinent question is dat, does he have a very long dick? Is he rich? Does he own a ride? Everything is not about body physique, ladies consider other factors.

are you rich?
Do you have big dicck?
Do u have ur own ride?

misspicy:
Me too


the bigger the better

why na
You know most nairaland guys are toothpick ..pls give them hope

KashyBaby:
thick thick thick thick thick thick...all the way!

I can imagine how it feels to be cuddled, throw me in the bed, yet very gentle not to hurt me...

That body built is juz perfect for such a hyper person like me

you too like better tin

This is serious
Should I go with muscular? No! Most nairaland guys are not muscular, they will probably eat me alive. To be on a safer side.... anyone will go for me...as long he can take good care of me

Like I give a fuvk

Rickcutie:
Don't have any friend yet cos i'm new here. But op just made me her friend for creating dis beautiful piece.

thank you!

Abi e don get hiv

Once a person is hiv positive, he doesn't take alcohol

robosky02:
take this

oya..
Tag your friends and enemies sharp sharp

Everyone Please stick to the rules

See her ugly face

robosky02:
come if na play stop am
where my name
edit quickly or

ok sir

chikel2000:
for opening ths thread

why

My friends?
Ok
Obinoscopy
Refiner
KingTom
Mediapace
Firsteva
Tosyne2much
Wristbangle
CFCman
Dygeasy
Robosky02
Twaci
Stfuareyoug0d
E.t.c


Enemies?
Capernaum
Muva
Tsom
Mynd44 (he gave me one week ban )

chikel2000:
My frnds? Many. My enemies? Just u irene. My crush? She left me

really wetin I do

Good morning Romancelanders, I'm your host for "tag friends and enemies" and I promise there will be no dull moment.

Rules of the game
1. Tag your friends and enemies
2. Give them a shout out
3. Ask questions (your e-enemies)
4. Share memes (18+ not allowed)
5. Tell us your crush (optional)





Cheers!

STFUareyouG0d:
yuckkkkkkkk

I don't have your time

pbs4real:
abeg shey form still dey available?

nope

coursednigerian:
fûck Your stupidity

jealous much

silvertongue:
To the likes of Avalon316,haterz and all doubting thomas. I present myself as a human and not a bot. Represented below is a picture of myself, silvertongue displaying a form of credibility to the fact that I do exist on Nairaland.

Its Me,Myself and I -silvertongue

Ladies and gents, as at 1:30am, 17th of May a user with the moniker AVALON316 challenged my authenticity by saying that he knows me from somewhere even went as far as saying that he knows my real name, that I,silvertongue is a fraud using another persons picture or downloaded internet pics. I get that I am handsome and all that but what I don't get is how is it so impossible for someone like me to use nairaland. Nairaland of all forum!

Avalon316 before you deactivate your account as we made a bet if I do as we agreed! pls answer me this one thing...

Are great handsome men like me too big for Nairaland? Or are the men of Nairaland doomed to be "averagely handsome" that someone like me can possibly not grace the face of NL?

Am sure by now you are rethinking your actions. Yea, that was your mistake; you thought a picture as good as mine can only be a demi god! But the thruth is am just like every average nairalander- a nigerian with a german decent, what some of you call halfcast.

Failure not to deactivate your account as we have agreed will lead to the damage of your integrity giving me every right to call you a.......(I leave that to the audience)

you have time oo