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"Babe chill ,I have everything under control"Stanley replies in the most assuring manner

Who be dat girl ? Naomi asks in pidgin

"Just calm down" says Stanley

"She is just a girl inviting him to their church,
Her father owns this hotel"
"She's harmless". Stanley reaffirms

"you sure? bcuz me I no fit share Alex with any girl o" Naomi says as she brings out her cigarette to smoke but you can tell from the way she is looking at Alex that it's as if she is inside the bottle of drinks he and Adaugo are drinking as the waitress had served them(Alex and Adaugo)two plastic bottles of water.

Some few moments later Naomi walks in and sits where Alex was sitting before he left to sit and wait for Adaugo

"How his he?" Lydia inquired

"He is now stable, he has been discharged "Naomi replies

"Thank God!" Lydia says putting her hand on her own chest

"Who is that?" Eminem inquires

"Baby don't bother"Lydia says as she gives Eminem a Peck

"Ok sweetheart" Eminem responds

Is that not Alex over there?" Naomi says almost about to stand up to go and meet him.

"Wow Adaugo you look really gorgeous in the Arsenal jersey you are putting on "Alex says while standing up to bring out the seat from under the table for Adaugo to seat.

"Thank you Alex " "My dad bought it for my mum and all of his children " "We went to the photo studio to take snapshots with them" "He wants us to put it on all through today"" He loves Arsenal team as much as he loves us" Adaugo says as she takes her seat

"That's wonderful!" Alex says

"I saw your celebrations last nite and i wasn't surprised because my mum also called to tell me that my dad and his Arsenal team friends had all removed their shirts jumping up and down our parlour like little children " Adaugo says

I'm still basking in the euphoria of the trophy we won yesterday" Alex says
I'm super excited " he adds

I'm glad you made it to church today.I hope you didn't find it boring?"Adaugo asks

Not at all"Alex replies

I had a hospitality group meeting to attend which i was already late for" Adaugo says

"I invited one of our pastors and he will soon be here'' Adaugo adds

Theme or Key Lesson so far

Forgiveness is very important to our existence!

Let's learn to forgive like Bro Alex who forgave Last bullet.

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....Alex phone rings, this time it is his mum who spends over half an hour talking to her son, pleading with him to keep his head calm.

He finally hangs up the phone when she is done and continued eating.

"Oboy it is eleven minutes to 5pm,I have a date with Adaugo over there he says pointing at the table few meters away from theirs.

He drinks the bottled water quickly while bringing out his handkerchief to clean himself properly after using the serviette.

Two minutes later Alex is sitting at the table he pointed at.

One minute to five pm Adaugo comes in putting on an Arsenal Jersey walking elegantly with a close up advert smile across the pool side and heading to where Alex was sitting .

"Wetin una wan chow?" Alex asks

They all requested for a plate of Isiewu pepper soup.

"What do you want sir"? The waitress says

Alex orders for Goat head (isiewu) pepper soup for everyone with three bottles of fruit wine and six plastic bottles of water for everyone .

"Oboy this trophy we win xterday ,i no go lie ,e dey give me joy for body". says Alex

"Ah, senior man,e no go beta for who say you no go get joy"Last bullet chipped in

"Oboy that your exam matter ehn ..." Stanley is about to continue before Eminem interrupts

"Oboy leave matter for matyrs" "make we enjoy this Isiewu way they our front" Eminem says as two waiters had brought the orders.

"John hw you dey"Alex says referring to Last bullet

"....If no be say you be my senior man ehn,i for fall ya hand .. I for fall ya hand wetin no good" "Which one be John" "I dey baptize pipo"Last bullet says

You no say my "nemesis" (name) way my Mama give me na forbidden fruit ..

I no they like person to call me that name"Last bullet adds

"See small boy o " " who you they follow talk"Alex fumes

"Number 1" " twale ! twale !
"Abeg tamper justice with mercy "
"You and me from the same village" "I dey get serious headache before i facebook this unit that's why I mis yarn"Last bullet pleads bending down as if he is about to lie down .

"If God dey forgive my sins why i no go com forgive you"Alex says as he sits while Eminem and Stanley who have been pleading on behalf of Last bullet take their seats too.

"Oboy how faar?", Stanley echoes

"Is this not Alibaba and the forty thieves again"

Eminems whisper to Stanley could be slightly heard by Alex.

"I have just one hour and forty five minutes after which I will go and seat at the table across there" Alex says as he points his hand towards the table he was talking about.

"You wan go pray there?" Eminem teased
Causing everyone including Agbani and Lydia who just returned from their rooms after a quickie with themselves while Stanley and Eminem sat at the poolside although now dressed up with "Last bullet" who had shortly joined them before Alex came in to all giggle

I no dey Kawasaki!
NEPA been go public holiday for my area.
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.....Alex phone rings,he is at home resting, waiting to go to Blue Val hotel in the next 15 minutes.
It is his dad "Senator Godswill" .
"Alex ,hw are you"?his dad says

"I'm fine" Alex replied

"If I hear that you are involved in any bad vices again,I will make sure you go over to the U.S.A and complete your education" Senator Godswill "Alex father" says at the top of his voice and in the most furious manner.

"Take it easy on him honey" Alex mum says on the background of the phone that's already on speaker

"I'm sorry dad,it won't happen again" Alex says

"You are the one spoiling this boy "Senator fires referring to Alex mother.

"Let's give him another chance,
he has told you, he has changed"
I have heard that like the number of times Arsenal had failed to win the EPL.. senator who is anoda die-hard Arsenal fan almost says.

"Let me speak to him" Alex mum requests

"Woman you have a phone! make use of it!"he says while hanging the call.Senator Godswill who is visibly angry storms out of the balcony heading straight to the master bedroom of "his mansion"the mansion that can almost be said to be senator Godswill's own mansion of what Jesus Christ said he was going to prepare in heaven for those who believe in him"LoL" .It was magnificently beautiful

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Naomi's phone rings.

"It's her mother calling" ,she informs her "that her father was rushed to the hospital".

Naomi packs her things and informs the rest of the crew at the pool that she has something to attend to and she hopefully would come back.

"Hope no problem "Agbani, Stanley and Eminem chorused

"No problem" Naomi responded
"I should be back in no time" Naomi added
"her love or lust for Alex has surely made her go crazy"

She hugs Lydia who is standing with her at the side of the swimming pool as she steps out to meet her Uber driver already waiting for her.

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Unknown to Eminem,Naomi signalled her lesbian friend to come so they can go and shook hand inside their pussy as she was burning hor ny already having tried to satisfy her urge with the dildos in her bag as she slept in a room alone after Alex creepingly left the hotel knowing her plans.........

"Lydia come and help me arrange something in my bag" Naomi beckons on Lydia

"Baby,I would be right back" Lydia says to Eminem as she escorts Naomi to her room

Forgetting to close the door they both started having fun with Naomi licking and fingering Lydia as if her life depended solely on it.

Some few moments later...

"Where you dey?", Stanley asked. Alex answers the question like a typical Nigerian with a question "you no dey go church?"

"I just returned back" Stanley jokingly said.
"I dey with Eminem o,Make we celebrate una victory of yesterday now for Blue val hotel" Stanley teased

"Ok, l would be there by 3pm today"Alex says


Naomi was assured that her crush would come by 3pm so she joined Stanley, Eminem and her two friends at the pool with beautiful swimming strokes.

"I want to see you at the poolside of Blue Val hotel today by 5pm" Adaugo says to Alex immediately after the church service

Yielding to the advice of Stanley who had been promised mouth watering offers if he could convince Alex to fur k her "Naomi" and also be her man, she had lodged in Room 203 of Blue Val hotel.

"Oh,I forgot,he must have gone to church," Stanley says to "Naomi at 9 am "as he and Agbani were about to have a good swim close to the battle ground where the gunner fans had humiliated all other football fans with different weird mockery displays for winning the EPL trophy after a long time the previous night.

Immediately Adaugo leaves his presence at the church a call comes through to Alex .....

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"Did you attend the last party held at night at our department" Naomi inquired as she tapped Alex bcuz she was sitting next to him.

it was certain she wasn't watching the game as Arsenal were about to score a crucial goal that would make them win the EPL.

Before Alex would turn back immediately after looking at her to continue watching the game Arsenal had scored again .

This time Blue Val hotel was set ablazed with the joyous jubilation of Arsenal fans .

Most men who came with their wives had already removed their Arsenal Jersey to kick off the celebrations as the Referee didn't allow the opponents to play for long before ending the game.

Alex wasn't left out as he joined other fans celebrating the long awaited trophy the club had longed for.

As he went about hugging other fans the miss world look alike beautiful tall thin diva Naomi did not waste the opportunity as she hugged Alex like an hungry toddlers lip would hug the mothers nipple even rubbing her arms on his chest as he was still hanging his jersey on his singlet.

"We won baby"Naomi said as she was about to kiss Alex when Alex stylishly dodged her and embraced Stanley and Eminem who were already above cloud nine from enjoying the Miss world look alike beauties who were already sitting on their laps .

Eminem had already done two rounds of hot dogg y style with Lydia at the hotels rest room with Lydia begging him already that he should book a room for both of them while Stanley rushed into the rest room with the finest of the three girls.

"Did you come in with a condom "Agbani as she was nicknamed asked Stanley

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"I am enjoying the match" Naomi lied so as to get Alex attention again .
She did get his attention as"Alex"turned again to her and the rest of the people at the table and recounted how Arsenal scored their last goal.

"I believe Arsenal would score again" Naomi added"

Like a robot Alex turns again and responds "of course we will".

Naomi not wasting off her efforts winked at Alex before he turns again quickly as if he was struck by a thunder bolt.

All these while, "Lydia who was another tall, elegant miss world like beauty standard queen sitting close to Eminem was busy kissing and laughing at every joke Eminem was whispering into her ears .It was obvious the duo's fun was at its peak".

Five minutes added time the assistant referee announces

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Oboy Arsenal dey win o".
Alex says as he takes his sit in the midst of the three girls .
"Na 65 minutes the game dey" Eminem chipped in

"Hi cutie "one of the elegant miss world like standard thin beautiful girl offers Alex a handshake .
Her name was Naomi , she was in the same department with Alex

Alex was about telling Naomi "i'm fine" when Arsenal scored again.
His love for his team new no bounds as he screamed and hugged other Arsenal fans watching the match at Blue Val hotel .


Before he took his seat again he and Adaugo caught a glimpse of themselves.
This time Adaugo waves at Alex smiling like the sun from heaven leaving her open teeth in full display to the admiration of Alex causing Alex to smile back at her until he forgets himself and almost spills the drink on the table on Naomi as he was still looking at Adaugo from where she was giving instructions to the waiters and waitresses while he was about getting seated.

"Hey baby" with a pleasant voice that could compete with the voice Lucifer had before he was thrown down from heaven Naomi says
"I can see that you are very happy your team scored"Naomi adds

"Yes i am" Alex says but quickly takes his eyes off Naomi as she was about giving him a seductive look.

"I am an Arsenal fa.." Naomi was about saying before Stanley interrupted.obviously he was not paying attention to the discussion Naomi was having with Alex as he just got off the phone.

"I can see you guys are having fun" Stanley says

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"No wam" Alex replies but now i be born again I no be Alibaba and the forty thieves again I be Bro. Alex or Alex.

Wetin dey do Al...hemn Alex na Eminem asked Stanley"e be like d jail wey him go,done dey affect am" Eminem says.

"Na wetin I dey yarn o,Ali..hemn Alex don dey psycho.Stanley says

Make we go look una match Eminem says to Alex"dat one no be sin now"Eminem affirms .

Just as they where about entering the hotel that belonged to Adaugo's father to go watch the match Adaugo spots them at the reception but ignored them only to wave back at Alex with a dazzling smile when he said "Hi "

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"Oboy as we don dey lose na him I vex comot" Stanley says.
"Alibaba and the forty thieves wetin dey happen na ,no vex say we no fit come see you for NDLEA jail",

"Stanley been Adc (escort) me follow my old man go sell one land for village as we come back na him that aboki wey dey sell kiosk for junction say you don come back." Eminem says

"I think say you go dey for that blue val hotel way homies dey buy relaxer take chilax dey watch match but as i enter the hotel I no see you,
na him i order one bottle before them go bring the drink na him this werey Stanley come lap me with three Barneys him say him sef feel say

you go they there as Suleiman for junction tell us say u don come back before we go bank go do transactions wey him leave me for there(bank)"Eminem added

"Stanley just disappear leave me enter your unit without capping me any sentences
Him dey here they cap careless say bcuz Man U dey lose na him make him vex comot leave me and the three Barneys way still they there" Eminem still says.

"Alibaba and the forty thieves wetin dey happen" before Alex would respond Eminem says "Welcome back"

"Alibaba and the forty thieves" Eminem hails from outside.There was no response but he still opened the door .


"Na so you dey do o Stanley, anytime you here say food dey somewhere you go just disappear without telling anybody"Eminem says .


"No be me and you dey watch Man U match before I go turn I no see you again" , Eminem added as he sits on one of the beautiful and mind blowing luxury throne seat in the sitting room.

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"The softness of her palm was like the most sweetest pucci I have ever tasted" Alex added. I asked her to marry me after our school and she said only if I start going to church with her on a regular and stay away from bad vices.
Oboy Stanley you sef need to repen... before Alex would say repent . Stanley tackled " he be like say that jail wet you bin dey don dey affect your brain" . Stanley says as he touches Alex neck.


"I don cap you finish "Alex responded as he opens the fridge in the dining to get a packet of fruit juice.
"Oboy wey the Hennessy ,Red label and the other drinks wet bin dey inside fridge na ?"Stanley asked.
"I don troway them when Adaugo and my sis bin dey here after that cappings wey I been get with her way i hold her hand for the dining,"Alex says as he closes the door of the fridge"


"Oboy you serious o" , Stanley says as he leaves his wide mouth open as if he wanted to rise and give a standing ovation to Alex but still sitting he looked at him even more dumbfounded as Alex responds in the affirmative.

Stanley dished some food for himself and ate as Alex gisted him what happened with Adaugo and himself.

"Oboy I don repent fully now o"
Who dey talk this one ?Stanley asked
"Na me na" Alibaba.(sorry I forgot to tell you Alex nickname was Alibaba)
You, Alibaba?
Wetin sup?
"Oboy as Adaugo hold my hand for this dining wey you Sidon so come tell me tinz while my sister Sidon for sitting room they watch T.V na there I come off finish" Alex added.

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