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It was indeed a day of joy on Saturday, October 29 as Mr and Mrs Gomiru were joined together in Holy matrimony.

The Pastor in charge, Pastor Obuk charged the couple to love one another steadfastly without hating.

It was a fun-filled event which witnessed performances from A-List artistes such as HKN boss Davido.

Pictures from the event below:

1. The Handsome Husband

2. The Camera-shy wife

On this glorious day, I had finished dressing and was on My way out.

Then My neighbour that I had been eyeing told Me to buy cucumber and groundnut for Her when I'm coming back.

No problem..... As a cool, nice guy, I agreed.

I got to the place they're selling cucumber and met 4 guys smoking.

I want to buy cucumber.... They told Me to repeat Myself.... I want to buy cucumber

The 4 of them now got up and circled Me while removing their belts at the same time.

'So, you want to do that thing abi?'

E be like say the weed don dey tamper with their brain o, or so I tot

'Which thing na?'

'Ask Me again' I tasted one lash of the belt, and FLED.

I got home and My yeye neighbour couldn't even greet Me... Instead She was asking for cucumber.

If not that my Mother said it's not good to be beating girls..........

I WILL NEVER BUY CUCUMBER FOR A GIRL AGAIN

m or f

freeman95:
mehn i really wish i could laugh
but shiit is too dry... add some grease

It's not a laughing matter

Is your bae fine like mine?