On this glorious day, I had finished dressing and was on My way out.

Then My neighbour that I had been eyeing told Me to buy cucumber and groundnut for Her when I'm coming back.

No problem..... As a cool, nice guy, I agreed.

I got to the place they're selling cucumber and met 4 guys smoking.

I want to buy cucumber.... They told Me to repeat Myself.... I want to buy cucumber

The 4 of them now got up and circled Me while removing their belts at the same time.

'So, you want to do that thing abi?'

E be like say the weed don dey tamper with their brain o, or so I tot

'Which thing na?'

'Ask Me again' I tasted one lash of the belt, and FLED.

I got home and My yeye neighbour couldn't even greet Me... Instead She was asking for cucumber.

If not that my Mother said it's not good to be beating girls..........

I WILL NEVER BUY CUCUMBER FOR A GIRL AGAIN

Yeye dey smell

So fūcking hilarious hahahahahahahaha haha!