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How This Lady Nearly Put Me In Trouble by ironTrolley: 2:09pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
On this glorious day, I had finished dressing and was on My way out. Then My neighbour that I had been eyeing told Me to buy cucumber and groundnut for Her when I'm coming back. No problem..... As a cool, nice guy, I agreed. I got to the place they're selling cucumber and met 4 guys smoking. I want to buy cucumber.... They told Me to repeat Myself.... I want to buy cucumber The 4 of them now got up and circled Me while removing their belts at the same time. 'So, you want to do that thing abi?' E be like say the weed don dey tamper with their brain o, or so I tot 'Which thing na?' 'Ask Me again' I tasted one lash of the belt, and FLED. I got home and My yeye neighbour couldn't even greet Me... Instead She was asking for cucumber. If not that my Mother said it's not good to be beating girls.......... I WILL NEVER BUY CUCUMBER FOR A GIRL AGAIN |
Re: How This Lady Nearly Put Me In Trouble by Nobody: 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Yeye dey smell |
Re: How This Lady Nearly Put Me In Trouble by FvckShiT(m): 2:13pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
So fūcking hilarious hahahahahahahaha haha! |
Re: How This Lady Nearly Put Me In Trouble by Rexhenrex(m): 2:35pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
being stupid is an option that only extremely stupid people choose just read your story to yourself,i wonder why clowns be posting about cucumber her on nl its not funny in anyway 1 Like |
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