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misspicy:
am actually in your shoes too

I opened the thread to get ideas,I was thinking a cool masculine spray/perfume with other things..

you know what? let's reason together and see what we come up with

my budget is btw 10k-15k so im thinking a nice wristwatch. you know the type that come in a case wrapped up in blue his fav colour and tied with a red ribbon

misspicy:
I like you

Lol
So what do you suggest girlfriend . As per the val gift.

moremuch1:
U are welcome..
And they come in varieties, just incase u don't like dat 1

Noted.

misspicy:
huh?

lady indeed

I'm not afraid to clapback at someone telling me rubbish.
And I listen to some Drake!! ! So?
It's My bae's influence.

moremuch1:
U can get him this couple's wristwatch

Wow! It's not even expensive!
NYC 1.
I will consider that .
Thanks.

vicstar:
come are all those bullshiits for me? who gives a "rat-asss" if u're a girl? Pls can u just swerve with your frustration Me aint gat time for lunatics, pls don't ever mention me again, jerk!

Its obvious you are sick and they prolly forgot to give you your medication.
I think the ailment is madness. And it runs in your family.
Quote me if I'm right.

vault:
full porn movie and an apple injected with Spanish gold fly........ my plans,, gon' be the best valentine ever

THAT'S Cray...

lordprosh:
Oh sorry tot his fmale..
Dats a great idea... Jst pray he doesn't buy u shawama nd eva wine as VAL gift..

Am taking my girl out

lol he knows better than that

chriskosherbal:
A bible

Lol.. .
I have never even considered that as a val gift.. .
But come to think of it, the perfect love story is found in the Bible
John 3:16

lordprosh:
A memory gift shld b OK.
Take her somewr she's not been

I was thinking of us spending that weekend together.
Pay for some nice hotel by the beach
but that's up to him. He is the man lol.

vicstar:
"poo on the thread"

You are a bastarrrd
I'm a lady for crying out loud.

Kids tho
I'm mad I'm giving you some attention
But your stupidity really weighed on my conscience
Waka your real father
Son of a thousand fathers

Still thinking of what to give my bae.
Please advice me on the perfect val gift for this season of love.





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Mhizkel:
An embarrassing moment? Yes! A similar one? No!

PLEASE SHARE

You can look for a better job, but he shouldnt quit the one he has rye now.
Hunger don wire you before?? lemmie tell you the story of an uncle who quit his job. he had worked with a telcom firm for bout 4yrs. the pay was just ok to keep body and soul 2geda but he quit anyways due to some reasons best known to him. he felt the ppl he had met on d job i.e contacts coupled with his skills would av secured him a beta job in no tim3. see it ddnt turn out dat way. egbon been broke for ages. i am talking some 6yrs ago.

JJC
TOKUNBO



Funny experience. ...
Read here

https://www.nairaland.com/2899410/embarrassing-gas-fart-story

Had a more embarrassing experience.
Read here.. .

https://www.nairaland.com/2899410/embarrassing-gas-fart-story

Mhizkel:
LMAO...Like seriously?
OP, you mean this really happened to you?
What a mess!

Yes O! It was really embarrassing! Have you ever had a similar experience under different circumstances?

Okay it all started when I was going back to school one day like that and my dad said he did not have enough cash with him so he wrote me a check. I have always hated banking halls because of their endless queues and their ever annoying customer service, but I had no option on the said day cuz I already had plans to return to sch ASAP and I needed to get one or two also.

So.. I just quickly made some breakfast fast to eat (few slices of yam and egg sauce) coupled with the beans and plantain I ate the previous night.

I sha did small make up Wore clean cloths and put on my sunshade (abegii don't bash me for wearing sunshade in the morning. Its fashion naw) .. Anyways sha I had my earpiece on and headed to the bank. As usual the queue was long but was moving. Suddenly,. my stomach started to make funny sounds, he he he he, I knew I had something brewing. I just jejely stayed on the queue While the beans of the previous night and morning eggs planned their escape. I would have left the banking hall o but it was almost my turn and I couldn't miss my turn after waiting on the queue for about some 30mins. I would be a liar if I said there wasn't a bit of push on my side but I would be completely within the truth if I told you I had no idea of the thunderous blast that was to be unleashed this beautiful morning as I decided to stylishly fart forgetting I had my earpiece on. After holding it for too long right on the queue I did the needful. I just had to do the shameful deed. Not knowing it was as loud as a gunshot in the quiet banking hall. The thing started to smell quite alright and it was really bad but I still kept a straight face forming big girl. That was how someone from the back tapped me from the back to tell me "sister if you want to fart next time, just go to the convenience" I was going to deny before he then said "ema tie deny nkan to dun bi bomb Boko Haram" Meaning the fart sounded as loud as a Boko Haram bomb. Then I looked around and all eyes were on me. I couldn't even say anything. That was how I strolled over to the counter collected my cash and shamefully walked out of the banking hall. It was quite embarrassing but I had a good laugh relaying the incidence to my siblings before finally going to school.

That was how it went sha soo.. You too can shear your own embarrassing farting experience... And let's have a good laugh.

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