₦airaland Forum

A crazy world. . . But tv reporter you should have used vernacular to report this. :-P

Fmartin:
wic School wey d guy no wear shirt?

so you did not understand the tone of my responds?

She is indeed powerful. But manuch where is your source

Typical tecno wahala

They are going to school! See question!

Source

Guy you need help asap. The bible says woe betides any man that covets another man's wife. More disgusting is d fact dat u stil do 'self service' as a church leader. You need genuin repentance.

papaejima1:
lalasticlala please kindly tell fiizznation that this is same enugu he said their grass is not the type that cattle eat

guy did you just land from the moon or something? Stop defending what you dont know. You googled! Google ko google ni.

Is he no longer your chosen one? Sit back and quietly enjoy your change madam.

So what are we supposed to do with this poo

BiggerBangs:




[size=15pt]Try Edible catering services...you will be knocked out every night,thank me later[/size]

chaiii Nls! See the one that got all the likes! Lolsss

Optimisticgondy:
I hear you, old woman!

Ofcourse thats what you should do.

greatjoshy:
It's good you shared ur problem..... Indeed it has negative effect bro, i can boldly tell u that those ladies are demonic meaning ure having a spiritual/satanic wife in the spirit...... Once upon a time i was having same experience almost every night nd i'll wake up to see myself defiled with sperm all over my pants but i seriously got prayed over it, i mean i really dealt with d issue spiritually thereafter i had a revelation in my dream and it ended forever and ever....
My Advise bro....... Dnt be calm about it, they're spirits, pray seriously and disconnect urself frm them now b4 it start affecting you very badly

Yes it could also affect his marriage physically if he doesnt deal wit it now thro prayers. This is far from the normal Wet dreams teenagers do have.

Optimisticgondy:
Oh oh, so you're one of those who worship pastors? Yes! I'll go on Sunday to know ask him reasons for that..I go to church to serve God and not pastor. It's obvious you're one of those who worship pastors, even if he is a fake one...this is not mockery but reality and it's strange to me and that's why i had to bring it on here. By the way, can you point to where I mentioned his name or my church's name?

Do you want to know the reason I brought it here? To make other pastors on this forum who may want to try it in their churches to know it's wrong to do that and also, to enlighten churchgoers so as not to agree with their pastors if they try it with them tomorrow

My dear you are very childish.

Optimisticgondy:
hahaha..I'm telling you your proverb is wrong, aunty..better enrol in my English college.

You came here to mock your pastor, on sunday you would still go back.

Optimisticgondy:
Where is dirt washed if not outside? Abi nah for inside you dey wash your own ni?

Your English teacher/lecturer has bagged a query for this question.

Optimisticgondy:
This Happened In My Church Today


Pastor preached about tithing in church today, and after sermon, he asked all salary earners (private and public) to stand.

To my utmost perplexity, he (the Pastor) directed the Secretary to start writing their NAMES and their MONTHLY SALARIES respectively.

Will he start coercing them to pay tithes to him personally based on their monthly salaries or what? Is it compulsory for a Pastor to know his members' salaries? What does he want to do with it?
These are some of the questions that ran through my mind in church then. Till this moment, I seem not to know his intention until next week. I wonder what churches are turning to these days.

Does anyone have an idea of what he will likely do with their names and monthly salaries?

Then what is your intent posting it here you said he is ur pastor why not ask him. Why wash ur 'dirty lining' out side

dunkem21:
Me too still dey watch am with corner eye

E must wail one drum full before we go convene another meeting for am

lolss

let me #RserveMyComent# and observe.

lolss. And the guy was seriously posing with all smiles for the camera.

Been long i read something so nice here on NL. God bless you op

They should come to Jesus he alone can save them.

He should watch it and embrace God now, lest the devil gets angry and strike. There is non other that can save than Christ.

The thing wey them dey do e no get name I no dey watch!

i guess don jazzy can now go ahead and have her for keeps.

IYANGBALI:
...and how do you know that tiwa was saying the truth?

My dear I asked a simple question, and in that question i never said 'tiwa is saying the truth'. It baffles me how you guys would quot someone assuming something else not knowing what the person has in mind. `~~my question was based on how he sounded so sure that tb was being painted falsely and nothing else~~

Oga freeze go and sit down jor. When your guy was ranting why didnt he remember all his negative side. He painted himself innocent and made the wife the devil just to curry pity. Unfortunately it didnt work. We know where out pity lies.

hungryboy:
aunty, how you take know that he is guilty of all he is accused of?

oga are you sure you came with your spectacle? Did i ever say he was guilty?

There is sense in it. Nice.

So now tb is being painted bah! Do you live with them? How do you know he is innocent of all he is being accused of?

End time man!

Not totally true, not totally false. Guys who know their onions and what they want in a woman find those qualities you listed a compelling force to make the chase. They find it interesting to woo the lady. Its the insecured ones that would find it a turn off.