SuperOnyi:





I used to see this man almost every week but the last time I saw him, he was on a motorcycle (okada) instead of his Jeep and looked thin. Goodnight sir, death will come when it will come. My regards to Saint Obi — I wonder what happens when we die.

Na Gwagwalada you de stay....

thesicilian:

Wow.
What's her crime?
Some of you will be worse than Idi Amin, Abacha and Hitler combined if given the opportunity to be in power

And you go by the moniker "thesicilian"!
Sicilians don't get emotional like you just did with your statement.

Odin13:


You’re a true gansta..

Bless your hustle ..

Dead men don’t count ... stay alive .. and keep repp the street

Rugged! Sail your ship brother.

Gadafii:
This pretty petit, Igbo girl in 2022 was into me like craze

Me wey be like gangster, battling depression and financial woes then and barely give a fcck about love or girls, she wanted more than I could ever give.. committed relationship

She was a sweet girl, she meant good and was genuine.. she gets super jealous if she sees me with another girl.

I knew I wasn’t ready for anything, so I was very blunt with her, but I still gave her some attention and clear her mind from a possible relationship, make she disembark from that mission.

However I enjoyed every bit of her attention and nagging cos somehow it created a distraction from my terrible reality then, we didn’t date but we definitely had a beautiful memories, she be picture freak, always dragging me into her pictures and video session, imagine make gangster dey pose for the camera, 😂😂😂😂💔😭😭


Just recently we got talking and we relieved the old memories, sent me few of the pictures we had together then, I don’t need no one to tell me I had feelings for her too, but guy man was facing a lot then and that had to be killed and buried but even a gangter need some love too

I feel your shii bro. Been there too. But my own problem be say gangsta life no gree leave me.... And truth be told, you can't love a girl when you're married to the streets.

Jewessgratitud3:


You're welcome dear.

You don dey call am dear?

dawnomike:
You have a hyper-,dried skin ... use oil regularly

Noted bro. Thanks.

Millichamp:
Scratch on my guy, scratch on !

Lol. Sad thing is, my hand no dey reach am to scratch.

Kindly help me out.
I have an itchy rash that has been disturbing me for seven years now.
The rash comes to my back during the heat period and it comes with a sweet, dry itch. It has patches of eczema-like stuffs and it clears after a week or two.
I had a two year stint in Jos and during this period, I never experienced it because of the cool weather.
But here I am in Benin and the weather is very hot. The rash has been itching me since November that I got here and it has refused to leave. Now it has spread to my full back and is extending to my arms and my stomach region

Kindly help a brother please!

Dominique, sissy3

Jewessgratitud3:


Eyin alangba nkor
Puto drink nut funny enough I couldn't afford pito back then because we were given money to school. We get a few coins when at home and pito is Only sold in school .

Lols. Eyin alangba... Chai.... Those says men....

Pito.... First time I tried it was in SS1. Headache wan kill me the next day. Pito and bkt at Post Office Ilorin. I ho lie give my parents say i dey go library. Me amd my frineds go just link up go guzzle pito.... The day I jam my pops friend there.... Story for another.

Jewessgratitud3:


Yeah I remember all the candies.

Gowan finger
Onyon malu
Balewa
Sisi pelebe

Gogo
Chocomilo


Snacks
Nasco Wafers
Rockies
Condensed ice cream different colors .
One short gala called meat rolls then.

Orisirisi...

Comrade!
You forgot to add
Donkwa
Ekana Baba Sala
Choco Milo
Beske
Kulikuli ( the one made by nupe people.... super tasty

ddippset:
Don't be surprised Killer Mike would be happy with that.

Rappers love keep it real...


Rappers love jail time and sometimes bullet wounds...


But this guy don tay sha...Nor be the same Killer Mike wey dey Rocafella records way back?
Na now he wan begin win awards?

My brother, it's better for the rap scene. Not all these crappers rapping like they got pap in their mouth.

EXLOVER:
3 Grammy, I don’t even know him. Maybe Hall of Fame

You won't if you started listening to music recently. He made some good songs with Bone Crusher back in the days.

ParagonPrick:
So we should give you money abi. Cos I no understand wetin consign the movie with this your beggy beggy writeup

It is one of the lessons in the movie. If the furniture maker had given Funke's son some money to take care of his mother, the situation would not have degenerated into them planning to rob the store.

DeepSight:


It is true that a father figure is very instrumental in the proper raising of a man, but bro, dont get it twisted - many single mothers have raised great men throughout history.

I bin wan ask you to name a few but I remembered Tupac and Biggie and I can not but agree with your response.
For those who would come for me that the guys I mentioned were thugs, don't forget babat the system made them so. Their lyrics still pass messages across to young black men all over the world till this day. And to say the least, their influence on rap music till this day can not be overemphasized.

SalamRushdie:
Banky stole Adesua from him and now he has stolen another persons babe and that person too will have to steal another dudes babe

And so the stealing goes on and on.... It's a den of thieves bro... and only the strong survives.

kooyanbliss:
Thanks for your supportive word. All the same i wasn’t proud that i did that. What pained me the most is that this girl had scattered my room before i came back in. She broke my TV, my fan, took away my cartier wristwatch, took 3 of my shirts, my iphone charger, power bank, Scratched my Refrigerator with a sharp object and also with some other few gadgets in the house. Na me really lose but life goes on….

No vex o.... But you sound like a simp. Your SIMPle nature is evidenced by her beating you, carting away with your properties and destroying the rest. It is even worse that you're saying a guy can not dare do that to you. But a woman can.

Na the hand wey you take handle her from the start, she knows that you have SIMPlified everything for her.

And honestly, I'm ashamed of you. You claimed that you beat her and she still had the effeontery to pack all your properties... Walahi you be goat.

Hello guys.
I just got a new job and I was posted to Benin City. I would be glad if I can get advice on locations where I could stay (that has light, water and is secured), places I should be wary of visiting and things to expect generally as a newbie in the town.
I have never been to the city before and I'm a bit scared owing to the news of bad boys prevalence in the town.

gbebodye:
hahahaha, wisdom no go kill this policeman
e first sanitize the pastor with prayer...awon holy spirit sef go just dey laugh




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I525KtbupI

Nice video. I like the song. I was thinking "abi na yankee boy be this ni" until I heard "e ba mi ki Gbolahan, o ran olosho lo si school"

Missmossy:

Hahahahaha good old days when I was very much active here.

Smiles I can imagine....

Permit me to.... just an email.

Missmossy:

Hiya

I can’t remember you

I followed, unfollowed and followed again severally. But you never followed back. Bin get one guy wey dey lie to you for Nairaland that year.

Missmossy:
She has portrayed herself to be opposite of the name she bears now her loved ones would mourn her and not rejoice.

Quite a sad news, who would look after her 18month old daughter??

Missmossy! My crush that year! Been a while.

20k for kaftan! Haba bro. Be like say an only Maitama and Asokoro customers you dey find. Us wet dey Gwagwalada, Kwali, Abaji-Gwagwalada nko?

Tocynone:
I hope this is not a scam
Its too accurate I must say

The accuracy level befuddles me.

Lalasticlala come and chee chomchin!!!

Catty94:
April 26

I’m just two days away, April 28. We can pass as twins be that! �

Olalan:
His balls ought to be smashed.........lack of self control.
BTW how does he find a mother of four attractive....

Some mothers are sexier than our spinsters. It’s a function of taking care of your body.

Xsenga:
HMMMM

Xsenga of life!!! Been a while!!!

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Jonathan:
A virgin bride won't do this.




Marry a virgin!

Where are they?

Malcolmx12:
send a PM.

Hello bro,
I sent you a PM as requested but till now, you haven't replied me. I added you as a friend here so that I can send you private mails easily, but you didn't respond.

I have done the telephone interview last week. The interviewer said they will reply me in two weeks (that is next week). Assuming I pass bro, I learnt the next stage will be a face to face interview. How do I go about it and what should I prepare for?

P.S. This is my first interview post NYSC and I really want to pass it so I don't become a serial interview attendee. Plus I really need this job at this point in my life.

I earnestly await your brotherly intervention sir.