₦airaland Forum

Inasmuch as I'm wowed by your beauty, I will tell u a few of the basics
1. I won't advice you to jump into the contest simply because of what a couple of folks have said. At the end of the day, you'll end up a statistic and those who encouraged you to it will add you to the bandwagon of their team.
Secondly, you need to familiarize yourself with the contest and see if you possess the resilience needed to take you to the coveted prize.
Thirdly, with what is already on ground, you might not go too far in the contest as the "political bigwigs" have already thrown their weight behind one candidate or the other. As such, your campaign team might not have the clout to stand the test of time.


Last words:
I will beseech you to embrace #TeamLanicky and understand the political terrain. At the next disposition, I assure you that Lanicky will do all in her powers to bequeath the crown to you.

Warmest regards.

MrCork:
^^^^^YeeeeeeeeeeePaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...see Nyansh...am in love!!!!

But she is not light skinned! No offeinse.

48noble:
...when birds learn to fly without perching hunters shoot without aiming...

Rugged uuuuu......

Suigeneris93:
[color=pink]your head dey there!

Lanicky lahot laMissNairaland2016

Oshey! [/color]

Na so!

At last, the Council of Elders have sat.........


And the candidate without candida is


[size=13pt]LANICKY!!!!!!! [/size]

Omo aye!

That strap on the bra can't hold those jugs. Someone please call a carpenter!!!!
Those jugs need support asap before they fall to the floor.

Abeg why Akon hold charger? Abi him no get light for house ni?

sosiqdude:
....

Dude wassup wif the rap sec? Ain't heard Shii from there in a while. Last stuff I heard was when hydrogen.9r committed murder. I need to tag along with u guys.
(No Homo)

Omobosede19:
RIP to the dead

By July this year, you'll celebrate 3 years as a nairalander. Sadly, the above comment is your only contribution so far.
People like you don't contribute any cent to the Nigerian GDP. You are just consumers, not just a passive member of the polity and in fact, drawing us back in so many ways.

jasysandra:

Sent you a pm. No reply?

jasysandra:
No,just confused

Follow back and let's dialogue.

magmack:
Abeg ask am oooo.
Who her P**$$$y don epp sef?

You mean her smelling pu$$¥?

jasysandra:

Nominate?

Are you scared?

Dolcilicious:
Amugba legbe

Madam! Eku ojo meta. Been trying to get across but it's not going through. Kindly send me a reachable number via pm.
Warmest regards.

jasysandra:
How is this news??
Hisses and goes back to bed

jasysandra:
All these waste of words are so not necessary

Old women be acting like toddlers

Going to bed joor

You like 'going to bed' sha.

Meanwhile, should I go ahead and nominate?

jasysandra:
Cute is the word

U r cute too. And u could start with Miss Nairaland you know.

missbronze:
Lol.


OK, I am sorry. Can we go back to the days our love was so strong?


please, let me have your contact back.

#Down on bended knees#.

I'm sorry too for my inaction(s). I guess you read too many meanings to them. But I felt u should understand me better.

missbronze:
Lol.


Try it.

I will be here waiting for your feedback.

Missbronze, chai! No be so oooo.

Mintek:
Isaac Olukade unmasked!

Okun o!

I don die! Abeg who be this?

Awon eleyi mo mi dele!

fatetanke85:
https://educatetolead./2016/02/22/national-policy-on-education-6th-edition-2013/

Nice profile name. I waka that fate-tanke like die.
Primary school: Abdulazeez,
Secondary school: USS
Lesson: Tipper garage.

Of which, boys still dey trek all those area reach Sango. Chai, those good days men....
Na me suppose dey bear fate tanke sef.

adeh39:
Your own no pass gulder

Lols. Fine gal, abi u dey under liquor?

GULDER: Girls Under Liquor Deserve Extra Rounds.

By the way, how is this going to help TonyeBarcanista mourn the demise of Barcelona from the Champions League?

Holywizard:
notin z wrong wit my name

Wizard wey dey holy? I never hear am before o.
And na night u come dey reason with me!!! Abeg I fear.

Holywizard:
omo sum goats dey look 4 chances to fool around

Alakwa! Nna ur name sef dey fear me.

lukasmuyiwa:
...

Aro mate, cap less and see more for the days are evil.
Na Cyber deck u wan dey show ruggedity?

Holywizard:
omo de guy use muscle dey press am like fufu

I fit bet my balls say the guy never touch booobies in 4 years.

AishyWemsy:
thank you

Just seeing it?

After how many posts, na front page Gbam!

Lala, Abeg help me with this weed wey u dey smoke, make I fit reason like u.

I just listened to this joint and.... It's the best I've listened to in a while.
Nice job brothers!

Limerick, Navas and Darkenedrebel.

You guys are drugs!

I love y'all. (No homo).

Mrokaykay:
What happened to the Governor?

He must be somewhere drinking beer and frolicking with Benue State University gals.

lonelydora:
God Please help us in this country

2nd Stanza says....

Guide our leaders right

In power and the truth to know

Help our youths the truth to know