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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says Nothing Will Be Left In Israel If It Dares To Attack Iranian Territory by iSense247: 12:22pm On Apr 24
Last time you promised a "stronger" response and to deploy ammunitions that "have never been used before" if Israel retaliate.

Israel later retaliated but immediately you announced that you will never to respond to Israel's retaliation. Now you are provoking Israel again. Shame on you.

Only foolish muslim terrorists from Nigeria take Ayatollah serious.

Explosions were heard over the Iranian city of Isfahan on Friday, in an alleged Israeli attack on a missile defense system, but Tehran played down the incident and said it had no plans for retaliation.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by iSense247: 7:18pm On Apr 23
Evaloyal2J:
Does it mean npower stipends has gone voice mail?
It's 50/50. A ministry without a minister is like a vehicle without a driver.

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Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by iSense247: 7:15pm On Apr 23
Nfpmod

Hope I'm corrupt?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Has Lost Almost Half A Million Troops – Moscow by iSense247: 2:46pm On Apr 23
Russia has lost more troops. Shame will not allow Putin end this stale war.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by iSense247: 2:40pm On Apr 23
mayorjosh:
Please do you have any idea if we will have to pay this grant thing back?


You won't have to. Grant is different from loan. A grant is like a gift.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by iSense247: 8:11am On Apr 23
ezenwaez:

More federal government grant will be disbursed between this week and next week. After the entire disbursement then the names of the beneficiaries will be published online.
The interpretation should be, "More people will receive federal government grant..."
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by iSense247: 8:09am On Apr 23
Vintage100:
I saw this and her other posts of her on X last night too. She even replied to some people's questions. But make dem sha disburse this week and coming weeks as she said.





The "coming weeks'' is my issue here. It can be as long as December and politicians will surely try to dabaru everything the more the payment is being delayed.

I believe one million people can be paid in one week after all they are not using POS machines like npower did. It use to take Npower up to three months before they finish paying a month stipend, yet they will still omit a lot of people.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UAAG Grant Update by iSense247: 10:11pm On Apr 22
*THE UAAG STAKEHOLDERS MEETING HELD SUNDAY 21ST APRIL 2024 AT THE TELEGRAM PLATFORMS*
✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

*APOSTLE DR KEN NWAKAMA*
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*√ THE SCREENING AND VERIFICATION UAAG CONDUCTED LAST YEAR IS THE REASON FOR THE PROGRESS WE HAVE MADE SO FAR. WE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE ANY HEADSWAY WITHOUT THE VERIFICATION*

*√ THE MONEY IS NOT YET IN OUR POSSESSION. UAAG MANAGEMENT AND AGPGN ARE WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE GOVERNMENT COMMITTEE FOR THE SPEEDY RELEASE OF THE MONEY*

*√ THE PRESIDENT TINUBU GOVERNMENT IS VERY MUCH INTERESTED IN THIS DISBURSEMENT, YET THEY MUST FOLLOW PROCESS TO THE LATEST ~ WE ARE ALREADY THERE BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF ALMIGHTY GOD*

*√ THE MONEY HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED TO US AND THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN DISBURSE WHAT WE DON'T HAVE ~ HOLD YOUR PEACE AS THE MONEY CAN BE OUT ANY MOMENT FROM NOW. LET'S NOT PROVOKE THE AUTHORITY*

*√ FOR UNCLEARED NGOS, EVERYONE WITH ONE NGO TO HIS NAME WILL BE CLEARED. BUT NOT FOR MULTIPLE NGO*

*√ UAAG DID NOT SUPPORT PAY ME, I PAY YOU ARRANGEMENTS SOME NGO ALLEGEDLY HAVE. BEWARE NOT TO PUT YOURSELF IN TROUBLE*

*√ NOTE THAT, THERE IS NO MULTIPLE BUNDLE ALLOCATION TO ANY NGO. DON'T BE SCAM. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE SPECIAL NGO. EVERY REGISTERED AND VERIFIED NGOS ARE ALL SPECIAL*

*√ PETITION WRITERS, PROTEST PLANNERS AND EVERYBODY, LET US CALM DOWN AS WE CANNOT FIGHT OR RUN FASTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT. REPORTING MANAGEMENT WILL NOT SOLVE DISBURSEMENT DELAYS AS THOSE YOU ARE REPORTING TO ALL KNOW THE STAGES WE ARE*

*√ WE ARE CLOSER THAN EVER IN THIS GRANT. WE ARE NOT WORKING IN ISOLATION. WE ARE WORKING WITH AGPGN AND OTHER RELEVANT BODIES*

*MOU WILL BE SIGN THROUGH THE APP. CEO, BE CAREFUL NOT TO HAVE SINISTER PLANS TOWARD THIS DISBURSEMENT. THE EYES OF THE GOVERNMENT ARE BEAMING ON YOU ALL*

*√ SOON WE SHALL ALL CELEBRATE🎉🎊🎁 AND JUBILATE AS THE MONEY WILL BE RELEASED TO US SOON*
✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

*COMPILED BY*

*ADMIN*
*HIGH PRIEST*
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UAAG Grant Update by iSense247: 10:10pm On Apr 22
AGPGN/UAAG Grants:

It comes to my knowledge through reliable chain that the Federal Govt had reviewed the widely announced beneficiary stipends and established a robust fund for Community projects/empowerment across 36 States and FCT. In appurtenance thereto, taken cognisance to the long awaited expectations of the concerned citizens, i hereby appeal to my people to keep for their continues resilience to absorb changes and embrace whatever is apportioned as their takehome in good faith.

Thus, about 25% of the fund is to be transfered to AGPGN/UAAG beneficiaries while the remaining 75% will be injected into the Projects across States via designated Coordinators, ceteris paribus.

Anything can happen at any time this week by the grace of ALLAH almighty.

- Dr. N.Ja'afar
-CEO (JHF)
22/04/2024
Jobs/Vacancies / UAAG Grant Update by iSense247: 10:09pm On Apr 22
I have said it before that there's money but ken has no access to it like as he made us believe. We have seen the truth and we know exactly who he is now. Nothing like country director anywhere, Government are the one handling everything and they will use a credible person in grant system in collaboration with those personnel who source for the money into the country.
All this "I am the country director" is just a scam. They don't direct anything except your hard earned money into their pocket.
When disbursement comes, you shall know the truth, and disbursement must come with the will of Allah in this period. In the mercy of Allah.

*Allah is sufficient for us*

_USTAUZ DAWOOD_
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by iSense247: 10:04pm On Apr 22
Update

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Missiles Hit Iran, Iraq And Syria by iSense247: 8:47am On Apr 19
FreeStuffsNG:
Hamas won at last! It got exactly what it wanted; big brother Iran directly taking on tiny Israel after stretching them for more than 6 months of war.

Netanyahu is literally gone by the time casualties sets in on the Israel side.
We are in very interesting times and alive to witness what may be an unprecedented war that will be spoken of for decades and generations. Lord, please touch the hearts of these political leaders putting the lives of their innocent people, babies, children, women and civilians at risk.
The islamic terrorism in you is mistaking Jews for Christians. Dey play grin

There's no forgiveness in Judaism. Before it was an eye for an eye but now it is an head for an eye. It will soon be clear to your head slamming coconut head.

To help your understanding, go and read about six days war and how Israel fight and won all Arab countries in just six days. It was then Israel seized Sinai Peninsula and Gaza strip from Egypt, West Bank from Jordan and Golan Heights from Syria. That's when Israel was unprepared and undeveloped technologically. Imagine now that they are the most advanced country in Asia.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Missiles Hit Iran, Iraq And Syria by iSense247: 8:39am On Apr 19
SoNature:
Israel needs to tread with caution. You cannot fight all your neighbours at the same time. Wars set countries backwards. We must promote peace at all costs.
You must be a teenager or you are not friend of history. Isreal has fought against Arab countries in 1967 and defeated them in six days. It was then Israel seized Sinai Peninsula and Gaza strip from Egypt, West Bank from Jordan and Golan heights from Syria. Since October 7, Israel has been bombing Gaza strip, West Bank, Lebanon, Syria and Iraq. Only that the media is focused on Gaza strip alone. There's no day Israel did not strike in Lebanon.
Car Talk / Re: Wife Damages Her Lexus ES350 Car, Then Blames Husband (video) by iSense247: 8:06am On Apr 19
Nonexisting1:
They will always blame man for their own mistakes, never take responsibility for their actions and always make costly mistakes. Someday, they will start blaming men for their monthly menstruation too. The gender is a costly mistake by God and I'm sure he is tired of them too.
After four years of no sex relationship with my fiancee (now my wife) she started sleeping with an evangelist/prophet. Guess what... She still blamed me for not giving her sex and that's why she started sleeping with a married man. The is someone who said no to sex at the beginning of our relationship.

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Car Talk / Re: Wife Damages Her Lexus ES350 Car, Then Blames Husband (video) by iSense247: 7:59am On Apr 19
LeeSmart:
Normally most women behave daht way lol. Bought an iphone13 for my wife, really didnt knw how she got the phone spoilt, she started blaming me for buying her iphone13 instead of iphone15. Las las i bought the iphone15 for her hoping she's not going to accuse me of not buying samsung s23 for her...
One can't just understand women at all.

... the husband can be heard questioning his wife about what happened to the car, visibly surprised by her reasoning.
Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by iSense247: 8:43pm On Apr 18
Trevor125:
Please is abortion a very terrible sin??
Someone daughter is pregnant, but I'm not sure if the pregnancy is mine....🤔🤔🤔🤔😕i have been having sleepless nights.. 😭😭💔

I don't want to be a father yet😭😭😭😭, the country is very tough nd frustrating..can 2 months pregnancy be terminated??

She's older than me, I don't wanna start this journey; I'm too young for this..
I wanted to chop nd clean mouth but it has hooked me.. Bleep up.😭😭😭😭

Your first sin is deception, second is fornication and you are about to commit the gruesome one which is murder. The life in you is not different from the life in the foetus. The level of development is the difference. If you kill your unborn baby you will regret it forever until you go and meet your Creator for judgement.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sky News: Iran Successfully Hit Israel With 7 Ballistic Missiles by iSense247: 9:32am On Apr 18
Biodun556:
The extent of damage to that airbase was not disclose by Israel

Iranian strikes caused "minor damage" to an Israeli base, army spokesman Daniel Hagari said Sunday.

You can confirm this using Google image search. Hope I've helped you.
Crime / Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by iSense247: 2:44am On Apr 18
Kelklein:


Wrong.. the money is deposited with Court registrar or clerk as the case may be..

It's not after the person defaulted.

At the end of the trial the money is returned as long as the bailed person did not jump the bail.
How will the surety deposit #20m with Court registrar or clerk as the case may be... ? Will the surety deposit into their private bank account?
Crime / Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by iSense247: 2:39am On Apr 18
jUeLiZ:
WHAT IT MEANS WHEN THE COURT GRANTS BAIL IN THE SUM OF 20M, 50M, 30, 000 OR ANY OTHER AMOUNT.

What it means is that if the defendant jumps bail (fails to appear in court when required and as agreed upon in the bail bond without cogent reason), his surety shall forfeit the money. But if he appears in court all the time, the money remains his own.

#Copied
How would the court know the surety has the money? Would he or she gives the money to the court and collect it back after the trial is concluded if the accused don't jump bail?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by iSense247: 9:50pm On Apr 17
IBvoss:
Na Ancelotti cause this shit. How you go let Madrid dey play defensive game against City of all people. It was just a matter of time before the scored.

Now, they'd start to get anxious trying to recover their lead and leave openings for City to take advantage of, or they keep playing their stupid defensive game till City scores another one. angry
They have no option since man city is in possession of the ball. They just have to be defensive in order to stop or minimize goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by iSense247: 8:53pm On Apr 17
Any link?
Politics / Re: It Is Time We Nigerians Stop Celebrating Mediocrity by iSense247: 8:49pm On Apr 17
jazzman7711:


Ridiculous comparison.

India's population is higher than ALL AFRICA.

India has 1.4 billion people.

Africa has 1.2 billion people.

You should compare INDIA with AFRICA, not with Nigeria.

When you compare India with Africa, those indices are a LOT closer.

This is ridiculous.

India's annual budget is AT LEAST 400 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

Nigeria's is roughly 40 billion dollars.

What is the point of your education when simple common sense eludes you?

MrBrownJay1:


comparing Nigeria with India is not only foolish, its ABSURD!!!!!
I regret sharing the same country with you guys. You are part of the reason this society is like this. Always antagonistic to commonsense.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranians On Edge As Leaders Say 'Tel Aviv Is Our Battleground' by iSense247: 8:42pm On Apr 17
9japride:
These people are not serious. They claim that their government is oppressive, but when they travel to Europe they want to keep practicing the oppressive culture they are running away from.
Were they not jubilating when Iran attacked Israel?
I agree with you but I doubt if those people you are referring to are Iranians inclusive . Most Iranians are not religious extremists. They are just unlucky to have islamic terrorists as leaders. Their case is similar to that of Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranians On Edge As Leaders Say 'Tel Aviv Is Our Battleground' by iSense247: 8:30pm On Apr 17
LoL. Muslim terrorists love overestimating themselves even at the point of death. They have the same mindset like that of a typical agbero in Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran's Defence Capabilities by iSense247: 8:28pm On Apr 17
NASTYNASOSO:
HMMMMMMMMMM

THIS IS IMPRESSIVE
Impressive only in the writer's imagination. Dey play.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Tells The Middle East To Pull Back From A Catastrophic Clash by iSense247: 7:58pm On Apr 17
Dream25:

Okay..
Continue deceiving yourself.. grin

So khamenei is now a terrorist?... grin
No, he is a saint. An islamic sainty.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Tells The Middle East To Pull Back From A Catastrophic Clash by iSense247: 7:07pm On Apr 17
Human beings no longer have shame. Putin of all people, someone who has sacrificed hundreds of thousands is his soldiers on a platter of ego.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Never Bombed The Embassy In Iran It Was A Big LIE by iSense247: 4:03pm On Apr 17
Precision strike. Look at how Israel removed the building without touching others in the same vicinity despite their closeness.
Crime / Re: The Origin Of The Ban On Spraying. by iSense247: 3:58pm On Apr 17
olunke:

I'm a Christian brother
Which denominations are on the floor? Those are not naira notes and the pictures are probably not from Nigeria. I've never seen or heard about congregation spraying money. What for? Maybe you are confusing wickend parties with the church of God. Be careful of how you denigrate the church falsely. There's consequence for every action.
Crime / Re: The Origin Of The Ban On Spraying. by iSense247: 3:48pm On Apr 17
olunke:
I believe a significant number of Nigerians should face legal consequences for these offenses. It's concerning that even in religious settings like church, cash is casually sprayed. Particularly disturbing are instances where women, who often store money in their undergarments, contribute the most to the mutilation of currency

Cash sprayed in church? All these Muslim terrorists that hate church for no reason. You are a liar like your father the devil.

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