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2day z out of it alreadi.,.xo definately no lists 2day @jossy #thumbup

Jossy4luv1: GUYS DNT BE AFRAID,ALL WILL BE WELL..A MEETING WAS TO BE HELD ON 19TH SEPT BY D SCUL'S SENATE TO 27TH SEPT 2012 AS A RESULT OF D DEATH OF A PROF..D MEETING OF D SENATE MUST BE HELD B4 ANY LIST IS RELEASED..SO NO LIST WILL BE RELEASED 2DAY..D LIST WILL EITHER BE RELEASED ON 28TH SEPT OR 29TH SEPT,2012..PLS MAKE WE NO FEAR O,ALL IS WELL...still remains jossy4luv1...07062339347 na my no..guuuuuuuuuuddddddd luuuuuccckkk 2 u all..thanks

hw mny minutes dm dy use du meeting,bomb dy deir head,let dm du it ds mrng,nd b4 evenin dy shud paste it

Akby: Your tweets are ptotected. I have ff back still waiting for ur approval sir

yea,dats true,pple av kald my notice 2 dat,av done it

10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY NIGERIAN
MOVIES:
1.A ghost first looks both sides
before crossing the
road
2.The T.V still makes noise eevn if
you put it on vol 1
3.Millionaires have a "gateMan"
instead of an electric gate
4.A flashback plays for 40mins
5.If you watch Part II 4 20minutes
n you can tell what happend on
part I
6.Women wake up with make up n
earings in the morning
7.Peopel ask 4 menus in resturants
but they
always order rice n chicken
8.They spend 30mins showing
some1
packing.,moving out of the
house.,boarding a bus
n all the way to the village
9.A track is played in the
backGround until it
finishes
10.Qualified doctors always refer
patients to witch
doctors...

xup,i followd u on twitter @akin_official...av mention 4 a follow bak,bt u didnt fflow @ishow_dot

MOTHER......
Mother U mean the world too
me------ EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER
This story begins when I was a
child:
I was born poor. Often we hadn't
enough to eat. Whenever we had
some food, Mother often gave me
her portion of rice. While she was
transferring her rice into my bowl,
she would say "Eat this rice, son!
I'm not hungry." This was Mother's
First Lie.
As I grew, Mother gave up her
spare time to fish in a river near
our house; she hoped that from
the fish she caught, she could give
me a little bit more nutritious food
for my growth. Once she had
caught just two fish, she would
make fish soup. While I was eating
the soup, mother would sit beside
me and eat the what was still left
on the bone of the fish I had eaten,
My heart was touched when I saw
it. Once I gave the other fish to her
on my chopstick but she
immediately refused it and said,
"Eat this fish, son! I don't really like
fish. " This was Mother's Second
Lie.
Then, in order to fund my
education, Mother went to a Match
Factory to bring home some used
matchboxes, which she filled with
fresh matchsticks. This helped her
get some money to cover our
needs. One wintry night I awoke to
find Mother filling the matchboxes
by candle light. So I said,"Mother,
go to sleep; it's late: you can
continue working tomorrow
morning." Mother smiled and said
"Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired. "
This was Mother's Third Lie. When
I had to sit my Final Examination,
Mother accompanied me. After
dawn, Mother waited for me for
hours in the heat of the sun. When
the bell rang, I ran to meet her..
Mother embraced me and poured
me a glass of tea that she had
prepared in a thermos. The tea
was not as strong as my Mother's
love, Seeing Mother covered with
perspiration, I at once gave her my
glass and asked her to drink too.
Mother said "Drink, son! I'm not
thirsty!". This was Mother's Fourth
Lie.
After Father's death, Mother had to
play the role of a single parent. She
held on to her former job; she had
to fund our needs alone. Our
family's life was more complicated.
We suffered from starvation.
Seeing our family's condition
worsening, my kind Uncle who
lived near my house came to help
us solve our problems big and
small. Our other neighbours saw
that we were poverty stricken so
they often advised my mother to
marry again. But Mother refused to
remarry saying "I don't need love. "
This was Mother's Fifth Lie............ .
After I had finished my studies and
gotten a job, it was time for my old
Mother to retire but she carried on
going to the market every morning
just to sell a few vegetables. I kept
sending her money but she was
stead fast and even sent the
money back to me. She said, "I
have enough money. " That was
Mother's Sixth Lie.
I continued my part-time studies
for my Master's Degree. Funded by
the American Corporation for
which I worked, I succeeded in my
studies. With a big jump in my
salary, I decided to bring Mother to
enjoy life in America but Mother
didn't want to bother her son; she
said to me"I'm not used to high
living. " That was Mother's Seventh
Lie.
In her dotage, Mother was
attacked by cancer and had to be
hospitalized. Now living far across
the ocean, I went home to visit
Mother who was bed ridden after
an operation. Mother tried to smile
but I was heart broken because
she was so thin and feeble but
Mother said,"Don't cry, son! I'm not
in pain. " That was Mother's Eighth
Lie. Telling me this, her eighth lie,
she died. YES, MOTHER WAS AN
ANGEL!
M - O - T - H - E - R ............... ...............
............... ......
"M" is for the Million things she
gave me,
"O" means Only that she's growing
old,
"T" is for the Tears she shed to
save me,
"H" is for her Heart of gold,
"E" is for her Eyes with love-light
shining in them,
"R" means Right, and right she'll
always be,
Put them all together, they spell
"MOTHER" a word that means the
world to me.........

I guess it was d inaugural lecture dt was
postponed to 27th.infact wich
source is dt @jossy

na wa ooo....wetin con du dem,nxt wik again!

To ease ur tension:
Two mad men organized to
run away from the mental
Hospital, they started
planing
and agreed that they will
go 2 d gate, beat up the
watchman
then open the gate n run
away.... When they
reached
the Gate, the watchman wasn't
there and the gate
was
wide open...they said ''SHIT
our plan has failed, lets go
back
we'll try again tomorrow'

God delays some victories so that
your decoration can be most
valuable! He delays so that his
glory will be more visible! He
delays so that your hands can be
trained for greater glory which is
ahead! WAITING TIME IS TRAINING
TIME! Though the accomplishment
of divine promises may for a time
be delayed, yet all things will
conspire to their ultimate
fulfillment. Refuse to quit.
Beloved ones, I Can see a brighter
future ahead, it's a matter of time,
your situation must change in
Jesus name.

buckyeliz: u know ui is nt d only school dat wil have jamb approval,dhere are also alots of school dat dey havnt release dhere list also,so it wuldnt be easy 4 dem to upload it jst lyk dat,we all have to be patient noni,afterall its 2morrow so we all dey tension mood.bt i tout u received d email,so u dnt have to worry

yea,gt ur point,dats wat av bn tinkin also

Mrng pals......juz a day countdwn nw...
Av bn checkin my admssn status 4rm d jamb site snc sept 18 up 2 ds moment bt its stil writing 'NO ADMISSION IS GIVEN YET' ...dnt u guys tink Jamb shud av updated it

To whoever that is reading this, I
pray that today you shall record a
great success that You've never
recorded in the history of your
life. Whatever you plan to do
today shall work out easily
without stress.
And so shall it be IN JESUS
NAME!!!!

ruka15: No1's posting @ShahuAba cos we're all waiting 4  list on saturday;I think.

At ds juction we shudnt stop.We juz av 3days left xo,lets mak here lively

2day! 2day!! 2day!!!
Today z da d day U.I wil b fowarding names of candidates that will b admitted in the 2nd batch of list 2 Jamb office Abuja,i pray evry1 of us awaiting the lists maks our way in2 U.I *Amen*

Oluwa z involved #2nd list on my mind

Dotmond1: if u tink pple are just saying dere mind, den i want all d admitted student 2 go 2 d sch 2mao mowin 4 dere clearance..
I neva feel like passing any info on dis thread again just cos of some pple like u, i just prefer reading and close ma Browser dats all..

bro u don dy vex

no one z posting again,ds week na tension mood o!

Donkorrey: Clearance date palava 17th 24th n now octo i tire oo

is nt any palava,pple r juz sayin deir mind,u juz chill.D skul wil decide dat by dmslves.dnt let any1 confuse u

Donkorrey: Hello pls as the date 4 clearance been fixed ? Ok if YES! pls watz the date

i tink we 1st and 2nd batch candidates wil du d clearance 2geda,so it shud b arnd dat october

pls wat of oyo states

***7days countdown
Yeah juz a week,4 every1 awaitin d 2nd list,juz bliv its done alreadi.Wit Him by urside u cn neva fail.Ur admission in2 U.I z real ds year,juz have d blif***
We shal al cum 2 giv praises 2 God by ds tym nxt wik 4 wat he has done
Mrng 2 yu al @ishow_dot on twitter

tank U Lord,av paid my accptnce fee nd i printd it out.

I know @ least 13 things abt u
now…yh I can predict u!!!!!
1. Ure holding ur phone
2. U just opened my msg
3. Ure now reading it
4. U're human
6. U can't say d letter "P" witout
separatin ur lips
7. U just attempted to do it
8. U are laughing at urself
9. U've smiles on ur face
10. U skipped No.5
11. U just checked 2 see if there
is a No.5
12. U re laughin @ dis b/cos I
caught you
13. U re probably goin 2 hit like

Today, as it is a new day, may you
experience God's favor upon your
life in whatever you do, be it work,
school,relation ships etc. May he
shine upon you,sickness, poverty,
failure are not your portion! May
health, wealth and success follow
you everyday of your life, there is
power in the tongue, always,
ALWAYS speak positive things into
your life no matter the situation, if
God can bring you to it, he will
bring you through it..

Hardeybisey: na the gal jooooor...after all she got wat shez kepping free of charge bt the guy worked for the money....lolzzzz

hmmm...free of chrg

Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be
my babe.
Girl: I accept, but no sex, because I
want 2 keep my body
4 my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for
money because I
want to save it for my future wife.
Question: who stingy pas?

• You're eating bread and akara
yet you're updating your status
with "I love this Burger" - God is
watching you.
• Your account balance reads
N0.20 yet you're singing "She must
chop my money" - God is watching
you.
• You go buy pant for alaba-suru,
wuse market (bend down select),
yet you come write "I love my new
Victoria Secret" - God is watching
you.
• Your mom sells stock fish and
your dad changes money, you turn
around and say your parents are
into stock exchange! - God is
watching you.
• You travel go Togo, come back
Naija dey speak British English -
God is watching you.
VNTI publication.... ..
• 18 years old and you're dating a
bros of 41 years and your wall says
"Can't wait to see my baby" - God
punish you - Is that your baby or
your daddy?
• You're 34 and you're still playing
for the Nigeria's Under 21 football
team - God is watching you.

Dotmond1: 24th

wats d source of ds info

Dotmond1: The REQUIREM3NTs are>
1, Acceptance Fee Slip.
2, Addmission Slip.
3, Cbt Result Slip.
4, Jamb Original Slip.
5, O'level slip. (if u dont av d original, u can bring d scratch card u used in checking d result 4 confirmation)
6, State of Origin...(4 IND3G3N3s only)
7, Date of Birth & Testimonial( gonna be required by our various departments)
then u gonna be directed 2 take an OATH @ d school OATH office>(#250).
8, M3DICAL Check-Up(dis should be by January..(#1250).
Then u gonna paste 3 of ya passport photograph 2 all d credentials.....

tnx bro,9ice one

Holatunde007: On my way to ibadan poly nw to pay my acceptance fee

pls z it dis comin monday we shud cum 4 clearance