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PoliticsRe: Nsukka Is The Largest City In Nigeria By Landmass by ismail00(m):
derealj:
You are so dumb, so your sense didn't tell you that that 3080km² is inside the 6800km² if that's even the actual figure. I can see people that I'm arguing with.
ho ho ho 'hey you all, dumdasses dumbasses urban part of a city is in it metropolis' you will pass as a good bad-language comedian allow me to please copy your style

yo dickhead my phone is in it charger

my bedroom is in it toilet

my TV is in it remote

my bookshelf is in it it book.

how far my evergreen mentor am i a worthy emulator of you sir?
PoliticsRe: Nsukka Is The Largest City In Nigeria By Landmass by ismail00(m): 7:05am On May 23, 2020
derealj:
I don't know where you are pulling that 10000km² Shit from but the official figure for Ibadan is 3080km² Which I even doubt because those 11 local governments are tiny and are not supposed to be called local governments. Iwo road is one LG, before you move up to gbagi market you have entered another LG. from Gbagi market to Loyola college you have entered another one. From Agodi gate to Mokola roundabout another LG. From the same Agodi gate down to Iwo road another LG. Who even created all those things as Local governments. My LG Orumba North is bigger than Seven of those things you call local government. Out of all those things only Egbeda and probably ona ara deserve to be a Local government. You think I haven't been to Ibadan.
smh 9880km is not almost 10000km to you abi¿
PoliticsRe: Nsukka Is The Largest City In Nigeria By Landmass by ismail00(m):
Anybody tagging ibadan as 3080kmsq is being bias like saying mayweather is a short, not muscular boxer forgetting that he is fast resilient precise etc.



Ibadan is divided into 2:

metropolis:6800kmsq

urban:3080 kmsq


put those 2 together Ibadan is 9880kmsq. pls let this have a resting place in your skulls,sirs

note i do not care if it rests in your brain eyes ears nose tongue skin all i know is your head have a/an proper/improper combination of all those mentioned.
EducationRe: ASUU Salaries: Use Of BVN Will Expose Lecturers With Multiple Jobs– FG by ismail00(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2020
How was fg paying them without bvn in the first place?
EducationRe: Re: Angry Zambian Father Slapping Son For Poor Result Is Wrong!!!! by ismail00(m): 2:32pm On Apr 23, 2020
now here is the question will he be as good as this if he left school with just primary cert.
ComputersRe: Asus Rog G75vw 17" | Core I7 | 12gb Ram | 3gb Nvidia | 1.75 Terabyte Hdd. 120k by ismail00(m): 6:34am On Apr 03, 2020
Mrlouis:
For 3rd generation CPU and mid range GPU?
hey can you plz lecture me on cpu and their generations
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 8:24pm On Aug 16, 2019
Galadimat:
It's 40 questions, 30 minutes. 10 marks per question.. questions are set across 4 subjects.. mathematics nd english, plus other 2 subjects...

For direct entry. It's 40 questions, 30 minutes nd 10 marks per question. It's going to be an aptitude test. 20 verbal questions nd 20 arithmetic questions..

Goodluck
hi I lost my post ume pq and a can you please link or share me a new one
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 9:04am On Jul 17, 2019
Thefantaboy:
Congratulations to y'all that scored above 200 in JAMB.....So what do y'all want to know about FUTMINNA
DOES FUTMINNA REPEAT PAST QUESTIONS IN POST UTME ?
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 7:39am On Jul 15, 2019
Galadimat:
There's no electrical nd computer engineering in futminna. The both courses has been separated since 10 years ago. It's either you're going for computer engineering or electrical engineering, the problem is from jamb that is yet to update it on their database. You will be asked to choose between the 2 of them during your post utme registration.
Computer engineering is more competitive in terms of admission than electrical engineering in futminna, because the former admit less than 90 students yearly nd has a more competitive cut off mark, while the later admits up to 200 students yearly..

Engr. Cyber, 500L student of telecommunications engineering department.
thanks for this info. thanks again for reviving this thread.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op):
it seems electrical and computer engineering is competitive for we have one odd aspirant in this thread i.e mech. eng. aspirant.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 11:50am On Jun 28, 2019
Tella360:
My name is Tella Adetayo Location: Lagos Jamb score: 215 Course: Computer science
u are welcome tella.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 11:45am On Jun 28, 2019
Micholo5:
. It's nice to have you, Ismail. So do you have any info on the post utme?
no, i don't.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 6:21am On Jun 24, 2019
Micholo5:
I'm Michael.
Mechatronics Engineering Aspirant
Jamb Score : 259
State of Origin : Osun
u are welcome Michael. i am ismail, residing in jos but oyo state is my root.i scored 230 in jamb exam which i will aspiring for computer and electrical engineering.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 6:11am On Jun 24, 2019
Micholo5:
Hello peeps, let's keep this thread active.
WELCOME JARE
EducationRe: 25 Kwasu Students Bagged First Class Honours At 7th Convocation Ceremony by ismail00(m): 8:01am On Jun 19, 2019
FREE RICE DON SET BE DAT FOR 100L STUDENTS
EducationRe: 300 Level Med Lab Student Commits Suicide Over Break Up (Photo) by ismail00(m): 8:19pm On Jun 18, 2019
FROM SNIPER TO KLIN O LORD SAVE OUR GENERATION.
Car TalkRe: 6 Expressions Of A Failing Alternator by ismail00(m): 2:00pm On Jun 15, 2019
LET ME ADD MY OWN

1.@OP INDICATING LIGHT. U FORGOT BATTERY DIAGRAM

2. WHEN UR BATTERY RUNS DOWN, U INSTALL ANOTHER ONE PRECISELY A NEW ONE , IT STILL RUNS DOWN THEN THERE ARE TWO POSSIBILITIES OF THE PROBLEM (I) BATTERY DRAINAGE I.E SOMETHING(IGNITION, LIGHTS, RADIO ETC) IS ON

(II) CHARGING SYSTEM.


3.A GENERATOR MIGHT BE UNDER CHARGING(UR CAR WILL START SLUGISH A DAY AFTER U USED UR CAR'S HEADLAMP) OR OVER CHARGING (IN THIS CASE UR BATTERY WILL BE RELEASING A VERY FOUL SMELL AND U WILL NOTICE SOME ACID SPILLAGE)



IF U ARE A TECHY GUY.GET A MULTI METER,START UR CAR'S ENGINE AND READ THE BATTERY. IT SHOULD GIVE A READING OF 13.90V-14.50V IF IT IS ABOVE OR BELOW THAT RANGE THEN IT IS OVER OR UNDER CHARGING RESPECTIVELY.
EducationRe: Nursery School Teacher Gives Her Pupils Vital Lecture On Private Parts by ismail00(m): 6:51pm On Jun 13, 2019
What is she even teaching them when the girls don't even have the third part yet.
EducationRe: JAMB: University Of Ibadan Insists On 200 Cut-off by ismail00(m): 6:40pm On Jun 13, 2019
All jamb did was, setting a benchmark i.e no university can set thiers below 160 but above it.
Technology MarketRe: My Experience Buying A Used TV by ismail00(m): 6:25pm On Jun 13, 2019
HI SELLFISH, I AM SAVING UP MONEY TO BUY A **USED** GAMMING LAPTOP WHICH MUST HAVE 4 OR 6GB VRAM. PREFERABLY ASUS ROG, DELL'S ALIENWARE OR MSI . MY QUESTION HERE IS,HOW MUCH SHOULD BE MY BUDGET?
PhonesRe: -- by ismail00(m): 11:06am On Jun 13, 2019
YesNo:
LoL
SEE NIGERIAN MENTALITY
PhonesRe: -- by ismail00(m): 11:02am On Jun 13, 2019
ubev01:
lawyer on top how much phone? Who will pay the lawyer?
See person. so he won't claim for damages abi?
CelebritiesRe: Actress Halima Abubakar Rocks Transparent Outfit To Celebrate Her 34th Birthday by ismail00(m): 11:19am On Jun 12, 2019
OP ARE SURE SHE IS NOT 44
PhonesRe: -- by ismail00(m): 9:37am On Jun 11, 2019
hope the reciept is intact

Take a recording device with you next time you visit, atleast a voice recorder,with that being done.u have an evidence, she is the victim,u are an eyewitness then get a lawyer and let him do the rest.
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Turning Into ‘gentlemen Club’ – Tinubu by ismail00(m):
HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY IS MADMEN CLUB NOT GENTLEMEN CLUB
PoliticsRe: 8th Senate Adjourns Indefinitely As Saraki Bows Out by ismail00(m): 10:34pm On Jun 06, 2019
bye bye
EducationRe: Free AAU Post Utme Past Questions For Medical, Engineering And Natural Sciences by ismail00(m): 3:25pm On May 30, 2019
WHAT ABOUT FUTMINNA'S OWN
EducationRe: FREE AAU Ekpoma Post UTME Past Questions by ismail00(m): 3:22pm On May 30, 2019
hi is futminna's p q and a available.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup Final (4 - 1) On 29th May 2019 by ismail00(m): 8:30pm On May 29, 2019
Auladimeji:
I'm a Barcelona fan,I want Chelsea to win today so that I'll troll Arsenal fans the way they trolled me when I lost to Liverpool

If Arsenal wins the match I will still troll Chelsea fans too.So I'm neutral
neutral fans don't make noise
EducationRe: UNILORIN 2019 Post Utme Past Question | Free PDF Download by ismail00(m): 8:57am On May 29, 2019
do u have dat of futminna
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Wins Third Prize In Huawei ICT Global Competition Final (Photo) by ismail00(m): 8:54am On May 29, 2019
good one
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Admission Thread 2019/2020 by ismail00(op): 6:39pm On May 27, 2019
this thread is very much boring

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