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VERY FUNNY......
An inspirational speaker once said " The best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".

Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother".
And a big round of applause and laughter followed.
One of the men who listened to the speech decided to crack it at home.
After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.....

After a second he tried to recall the second line....
By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy what you cannot paste.
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VERY FUNNY......
An inspirational speaker once said " The best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".

Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother".
And a big round of applause and laughter followed.
One of the men who listened to the speech decided to crack it at home.
After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.....

After a second he tried to recall the second line....
By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy what you cannot paste.
Good morning.

Join me tonight on our Internet Millionaire Mastermind Club (IMMC) on whatsapp by 8:3pm (West African Time) as we show you how to build a fortune on the internet right from the comfort of your home.

To be part of this empowering meeting, you can send me a message on my Whatsapp number: 234 816 2489 328.

Message Format: 'Your Name, Pls add me into the IMMC group for tonight's meeting.

VERY FUNNY......
An inspirational speaker once said " The best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".

Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother".
And a big round of applause and laughter followed.
One of the men who listened to the speech decided to crack it at home.
After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.....

After a second he tried to recall the second line....
By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy what you cannot paste.
Good morning.

Join me tonight on our Internet Millionaire Mastermind Club (IMMC) on whatsapp by 8:3pm (West African Time) as we show you how to build a fortune on the internet right from the comfort of your home.

To be part of this empowering meeting, you can send me a message on my Whatsapp number: 234 816 2489 328.

Message Format: 'Your Name, Pls add me into the IMMC group for tonight's meeting.

VERY FUNNY......
An inspirational speaker once said " The best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".

Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother".
And a big round of applause and laughter followed.
One of the men who listened to the speech decided to crack it at home.
After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.....

After a second he tried to recall the second line....
By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy what you cannot paste.
Good morning.

Join me tonight on our Internet Millionaire Mastermind Club (IMMC) on whatsapp by 8:3pm (West African Time) as we show you how to build a fortune on the internet right from the comfort of your home.

To be part of this empowering meeting, you can send me a message on my Whatsapp number: 234 816 2489 328.

Message Format: 'Your Name, Pls add me into the IMMC group for tonight's meeting.

It's shameful for someone like Mr. Ben Bruce wash our President with insults for saying a bitter truth. If other countries are corrupt does that means we should follow the same?

As a leader, I advice you should be mindful of your statement. I wonderful the type of governance people will get from you if you were to be Nigerian President.

Instead of you to mind your business and support government to formulate policies that will bring better life to common man.

Know that if you insult someone today, tomorrow may be your turn. As the said; what goes around must surely comes around.

Abufawziyah19@gmail.com

And I just laugh. You think it is all about grammer? Chief Metuh, whatever you called yourself, it is only when Nigerians vote your so called PDP to power again that can run your mouth. Have you been sleeping that you don't know that your PDP led administration caused the problems President Buhari is facing today. Instead of you people to hide your head in shame and you are here blabbing.

I don't blame you, publicity secretary nii publicity secretary nor. Holy holy.
Rubbish!!!

May Allah reward you abundantly for this useful tips. And may He make easy for us to emulate. Mashallah.

Hey Guys enough of all this interpretation. I'm an Igala and I strongly believe and encourage power rotational. But we must first of all be honest.... I don't think Yahaya Bello is the right candidate to inherit the party's victory from the look of things. Let me ask this question; why has those whom YB wanted to pick as his deputy decline his offer? The answer is not far fetch; it is because he betrayed the party. So if any Ebira think that Igalas don't want them to be Governor of this state then you should check yourselves. Ever since this controversy on who succeeds Prince Abubakar Audu (his blessed memory) began, You Ebiras have been altering so many evil talks on Igalas on the social media. Too bad!!! As stated earlier, I'm an Igalas and I love all the tribes in Kogi State equally. So for the sake of peaceful coexistence, let us manage our problems domestically as we have been known for doing all these years. And we should be patience also that one day the dream of Power Rotational that we have been yearning for would be a thing of the past. Finally, YB a.k.a Fair Plus should cooperate with the party and drop the ambition of inheriting Audu's votes; it's not going to be that easy for him even though he eventually get favoured by the High Court today. Remain law abiding and do not cause disorderliness in our God gifted state. Long live, Kogites! Long live, Kogi! Long live, Nigeria! Do the right thing always because that is what you would be remembered for.Jumu'at Mubarak to dear Muslims.

This guy can lie. Non of the pictures above is from Audu's burial. This is how you deceive people with fake stories forgotten that we would be held accountable for our deeds some days. May God forgive you sha.

Let me get my eye glasses. Urubebeh no touch like in this congress hall for you oh! Oyah nah.

Hello, is it true that Lagos custom changed office? My goods arrived since Tuesday and only to be told by Saint Patrick Logistics that customs has not released any cargo. Please share your experience. Thank you.

Mr. Kingsley please check this fashion jewelry out if it is marketable and at how much is sold here. Lol.

May the next BH attack consumed you and your family. Mumu..

Thanks

Hello Nairalanders, I don't know how this may sound to you but to me it is like a turning point in my life. I would like to seek your opinion between working as an Accountant or custom. I'm a graduate of Accounting with 2:2 from a recognised University here in Nigeria. Please if you were in my shoes, what option are likely to go for? Thanks for your conttbutions [color=#006600][/color]

Jazakallahu khairan brother. May the Almighty Allah reward you for this wonderful message. Let the world know we aren't terrorists but peace makers. End time for ISIS and their allies soon.

Hello house, I have negotiated with my seller on alibaba and paid her advance using PayPal. I want St. Patrick to ship my products for me. What do I need to do? The whatsapp number seems not doing, pls help. The seller is waiting..

Hello everyone, I'm new here and what happened is this: I'm urgently in need of a reliable freight forwarder from china to ship my products. The Nonikings Logistics whatsapp number I have seems not doing through. I have sent messages to the same number but not delivered. The worst is that, the seller is waiting for me to give directive on where to deliver my products since I'm using a third party agent. Please help biko. Lol