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godfatherx:
Thank God for that girl mama, her yansh for burn if to say she come.
This is one good thing I appreciate from Wike's lockdown

Not funny

Effect of Kayan mata
An Igbo trader has cried out after taking some sex-enhancing drug called Kayan Mata.

He narrated how he almost lost his life when the effect of the drug hit him.

The victim, Chukwudi Udeh, a 37 years old trader who runs a spare parts business at the Idumota Market in Lagos, was rushed to a private hospital around Ojota where doctors battled to save his life.

According to him, he is grateful to God for saving him.

Udeh who is single, explained that he was expecting his girlfriend who had travelled out of Lagos to come back that weekend and as he had been sex-starved for long because she could not come back to Lagos due to the lockdown in the country, he went to an herbal medicine practitioner and asked to be given a drug that will help him last long in bed.

He said;

“When my girlfriend called me that she would be coming back because of the easing of the lockdown by the Federal Government, I was very happy because I had been sex-starved for over two months.

So to get myself prepared for her coming, I went to one Mallam who sells herbal medicine at Ojota bus stop and asked him to give me some drugs that will make me strong. The man gave me some powdery substance and said it is called Kayan Mata and that it will make me very strong and last long in bed.

He said I should mix the powder with stout and drink in the afternoon that my woman would come and that before evening, the effect will start.

When I got home, I mixed the substance and drank it as he had instructed. I then called my girlfriend and asked when she would likely get into Lagos but to my surprise, she told me that she could not leave as there was total lockdown in Rivers State and there was no movement in and out of the state.

I was devastated but I did not know that the drug I took had a negative effect until that night when I began having some funny feelings in my body.

I was hot and cold at the same time and I went into the bathroom to have a bath, thinking the cold water would calm me down. But it was as if the water added to the burning sensation in my groin as my manhood became enlarged than it normally was.

I thought it would go down with time but after a while and it did not stop, I became worried. Apart from the enlargement of my manhood, the pain was becoming unbearable and there was no woman around that could help me.

I groaned in pain and rolled from one corner of my bed to another but the pain would not subside. When I could no longer bear it, I had to call a friend who lives nearby and when he came, I narrated my plight to him.

My friend bought me some milk to drink but that did not help as the pain was now so severe I even thought of cutting off my manhood. It was around 10pm that my friend decided that the best thing to do was to take me to the hospital.

We first went to a nearby hospital but they had closed due to the curfew in the state. By this time, I could no longer walk again and my friend had to call another friend and together, they carried me to a private hospital and luckily, they were still open and I was admitted.

The doctor and nurses on duty did their best to bring down my bulging manhood to no avail. I was crying like a baby and the funny thing was that the female nurses were making fun of me, some even using their phones to take pictures of my swelling member.

I must have fainted because by the time I was revived, they had put me on drips which they said would bring down the rush of blood into my manhood. I ended up spending two days in the hospital before I became normal again.

I have vowed never to go near any sex-enhancing drug again in my life and I will advise young men to stay away from them, especially the one called Kayan Mata. It could well kill you if you are not careful.”

Most of them are govt workers, they've got nothing to lose

Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth and the Life.

Give your life to Him, tomorrow maybe too late .

For those hating this man for his actions:

Vanity upon vanity all is vanity

Give your life to Christ before it's to late.

This northern govs have perfectly learnt the trick from Gandollar - the master of thieves .

Covid is new oil boom

Benbellamor:
who told you? Lokoja Medical center is overwhelming and deatts recorded are not to be made official... Just exactly the way China is hiding its case

Prove it

Coronavirus Pandemic: The Curative and Politics

By Paul Olisa Ojeih


On March 3rd, 2020, I got a call from the Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed. It was a 5 minutes call. The call was centred on Iris Medical Foundation Drugs and its effectiveness in treating the Corona virus. I was blunt with the minister, I told him the truth, I asked him, do you people in Abuja want the cure or you guys just want to be making billions from grants from America, WHO and other international agencies?

The truth is COVID-19 is a curable viral infection that we should not lose sleep over or fret over.

In 1985, there was a major viral out break in Tanzania. The fatality of the death ratio was 10 infections to 9 death on a daily basis. The then president, Julius Nyanrere, invited Prof Dr Paul Ojeih Snr, founder of Iris Medical Foundation who stepped into Tanzania and within 3 months the virus was contained and within 6 months, there was a cure.



That virus was treated with a phynto organic drug known as VENEDI ELIXIR. The virus was later classified as Ebola virus.

I told Nigerians on social media that our government, most especially the Minister of Health, the Presidential Task Force on COVID-19, NCDC, are reaping Nigerians off and making billions from this pandemic that never existed.
In my letter to the Minister of Information, I told him that COVID-19 is perfectly treatable and curable.
I told the minister that I will infect myself with the virus and that under 73 hours the virus will be cured. I staked my name, my reputation and credibility that Corona virus is a curable disease.

Iris Medical Foundation Drug and Pharmaceutical has an authentic cure for this virus, a cure derived, from the enzymes of plants which is pharmaceutically engineered to treat complex viral infection.

Our drug VENEDI Elixir for 18 years has been used, in the treatment of HIV viral infection, Herpes Viral infection, Syphilis viral infection and infections that are drug resistant.

I have told the federal government to stop playing games, to stop looting our treasury all in the name of borrowing money to build isolation centres that we don’t need. They know the games they are playing.



They don’t want to listen because this COVID-19 pandemic is a money-making venture, they are putting fears in Nigerians keeping them at home and milking our economy dry.

So far our government has spent billions of Naira, money that would have been put into good use. The truth they say is bitter, and the bitter truth is Corona virus is another oil boom for some selected criminals in the government. When Madagascar launched their Herbal initiative to get a cure, I drew the attention of the minister of information and culture, who in turn informed the Minister of Health, Dr Osagie, Ehanire, who went on air and said traditional medicine will be inculcated into the fight against COVID-19.

This was never done. While foot dragging? A tiny island nation like Madagascar found a cure through herbal medicine. Then our shameless Chairman of the presidential task force on COVID-19, Boss Mustapha, said we were going to import a plane load of the Madagascar herbal cure.

Shame, to the country, shame, to the government, shame to the Minister of Health and the NCDC that have been playing games and politics and making billions off this pandemic that never existed.

I state, once again for the sake of clarity and emphasis that Corona virus is a baby virus, a virus that is perfectly curable under 72 hours with Iris medical foundation drug known as VENEDI Elixir.

I have asked the government give me 10 infected patients, let’s place them on Iris Drugs, we keep meeting with a brick wall of resistance. Why are they foot dragging? What is their fear and resistance? They play politics meanwhile people are dying, people are losing their jobs and the country is sliding into recession.

As a patriotic Nigeria, I have done my bid. I have sounded the alarm that Corona virus is a baby virus, it’s a friendly virus that is perfectly curable.

This is a virus that is very stable in clinic, a virus that does no harm to the body tissues and organs except when not treated.

In essence the virus can be within you and your body system still functions perfectly well within 72 hours or even longer.

This cannot be said of other deadly virus such as Ebola. Immediately Ebola enters your blood stream, your immune gets compromised and shutdown and within 48 hours, you start bleeding from all bodily pores, all openings and within 72 hours, you’re dead.



But with COVID-19, you don’t even know you’re infected because the virus is not a violent virus that takes over your immunity and shuts it down.

We at Iris medical foundation for over 25 years have been into drug research and cure, we understand what it means to compound drugs from plants and enzymes and synthesise it into potent cure.

Our founding MD, Professor Paul Olisa Ojeih (Professor of Medicine) is a pioneer in Alternative and Comparative Medicine and has popularised Alternative medicine and sector that China, and Indian have taking the lead on. This is one sector that our government has refused to encourage and invest in, yet a tiny island nation like Madagascar has created and perfected the cure to Corona virus.

Finally, when we say we in Iris Medical Foundation Drugs and Pharmaceutical have the cure for Corona virus, we indeed have the cure.

All we ask is, for our leaders to stop playing Russian Roulette with our lives and avail Nigerians the cure to the virus. May God help us all.

-Dr Paul Olisa Ojeih is the Managing Director, Iris Medical Foundation Drugs and Pharmaceutical


Copyright © Tuesday, May 5, 2020 P.M. News

CBN should just give him endorsement ASAP instead of those yeyebrities

Realtord43:
He has a yoruba root

You don't seem to understand. Afonja on NL simply means Yoruba Muslim and not Yoruba generally. So, a Yoruba Christian is not to be called Afonja

ClassicMG:
same thing he knows about polio that you don't

No wonder polio has not ended in Nigeria

BiafraforTrump:
Was the funds he asked for released to him?. or you think research is done with ewedu water or what?

No money was released to him. Naija doing Naija.

I won't be surprised if he had sold he's research to the western world who will then claim the success for themselves.

ibksiv:
What about the drug from Madagascar?

They will not accept it because it's from Africa and not from bill Gates

Thank God! We are getting there.

We need both the drug and vaccines

I no dey there o!

backbone503:
Gate is multi billionaire. I businessman and a great philanthropist. To my knowledge, he is not leading any medical research against Covid-19. He is merely funding several researches aimed at getting vaccines and cures for the disease.

Alot has been said about him with regards Antichrist moves, but I just hope these people aren't falsely accusing this gentleman.

Pls, read between the lines

Yakenn:
You are not well informed

Obviously

Could it be that all the money this man had donated to charity now is the time for him to reap the harvest and in a Zillion fold.

People wake up, use your brain o

Fabulouzjoseph:
Hmn true talk sha after all NO MAN IS TO BE TRUSTED

Exactly my point.
So because he's done well in business does that make him a saint.

sweetmelanin:
I think you are the shallow one here who has clearly refused to reason!

1. Why is Bill Gates (a college dropout with no medical background) suddenly the spokesperson for global health?
2. Why is the vaccine (which we have no idea of it's long term effect) being pushed to be mandatory?
3. Why is Bill Gates pushing for digital identification of those who have been vaccinated (ID2020)?

God bless you. At least we still have people like us who reason with their brains and not their mouth

Fabulouzjoseph:
TRASH
BILL GATES IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN THE WORLD A MAN WHO IS RICHER THAN SOME COUNTRIES.
WHAT THEN DOES HE STAND TO GAIN FROM PEOPLE'S DEATH.

If Americans are protesting against him then, they must have seen what we're not seeing.

FatherBona:
Did you see a snake there?
Y summoning lala?!?

You mean Lala doesn't have time for anything other than Monkey business?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
This one sef wan blow.

Market strategy

If it was indeed a strategy, it sure worked

illicit:
what if he scammed her

Scammed how?

cassidy1996:
fake pastor

i smell arrangeeei....

Me too I think something is fishy

Lalasticlala come and see o

The Man Whose Picture Was Tied In A Juju Bag Have Been Identified As A Pastor - See Photos


Evil have taken more than half of the earth, we keep hearing people confessing daily of their atrocities that they have committed when been caught.

Fews days back A Facebook user identified as @Asuquo Asoquo Udoma published a post which he captioned that anyone who knows Nyome (the man on the passport photograph) should go tell him to thank the most high for he have been saved luckily.

According to the post published by Asuquo Asoquo Udoma on Facebook, he said they found a bag which is believed to be a cellophane bag containing some fetish material and the passport photograph of a man identified as Nyome.



According to him the bag was left behind in a Keke by an unidentified lady, the Keke driver was said to have dumped the bag on the road after he found it.

Asuquo Udoma who later found it was surprised with what he found inside, without been told he knew it was something evil which lead to him burning the items in other to reverse the purpose for the items if been used already.

If you would look closely you will find out that the items found in the bag includes, an image in human form, wire, thread, 2 rubber bottols containing liquid, a middle, red cloth, black cellophane and other fetish materials.







According to the post, this man is truely lucky but to some extent because if he is not inform on time and proper steps are not taking on time the lady who was said to have forgotten these items will go ahead to look for substitute to this items in other to archive her goal, people who travels down this evil road are mainly desperate to archive their purpose or aim.

The man whose passport photograph was found in the bag happens to be a pastor with the name Nyone Labatom. There's no doubt why the evil plan was averted, touch not my anointed the Bible says.






On second thought what would have made this lady take such drastic steps? According to suggestions made on the comment section of the post, some suggested she's despite for marriage and have decided to acquire one for her self through a fetish means why others said this most be a revenge on the man in the passport photograph. Please do well to say a piece of pray for the man of God on the passport photograph identified as Nyome I believe his not aware he was almost summod to the evil realm.

In this evil world I pray everywhere your passport photograph have been taken for evil let the fire of our lord Jesus visit that gathering and set them all ablaze in Jesus Name.

No job
No money
Not allowed to hustle.

Please i need your help so I can feed my wife and baby in this lock down.

Thanks.

What do with them

Isolate

Test

Release (If negative)

Quarantine (If positive)

Treat(if Negative)

Discharge (when positive )

Governors agree two-week nationwide inter-state lockdown


The 36 state governors, on Wednesday, unanimously resolved to adopt a two-week inter-state lockdown as part of measures aimed at containing the spread of coronavirus across the country.




The resolution was passed during the sixth teleconference chaired by Governor Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State, during which the governors harped on the need to decentralise the COVID-19 response.


“We, members of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF), at our meeting held today deliberated on the COVID-19 pandemic in the country and resolved as follows:


“The forum held a minute’s silence in honour of all Nigerians who have lost their lives from coronavirus, especially health workers who were in the front lines of the pandemic.


“Members also conveyed their condolence to President Muhammadu Buhari and the people of Borno State on the passing of the Chief of Staff to the President, Mr Abba Kyari, who passed away on 17th April 2020 in the line of duty to the country.


“The NGF Chairman briefed the forum on the rapidly evolving situation of the COVID-19 pandemic and coordination efforts with the Federal Government, multilateral and bilateral partners and the private sector through the Coalition against COVID-19 (CACOVID).


“With over 25 states now affected by the spread of the virus and increasing evidence of community transmission, state governors called for the decentralisation of the COVID-19 response as the best chance of nipping in the bud the spread of the virus in communities.



“Following an update from the NGF Secretariat on the number of COVID-19 cases in the country, members expressed concern over the rising spread of the virus among health workers and resolved to work with the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) to ensure that health workers are adequately provided with personal protective equipment (PPE) and are constantly trained on the use of protective gears.


“In order to strengthen coordinated implementation of necessary public health recommendations across states, governors resolved to set up COVID-19 committees at the regional level, headed by their state Commissioners of Health.


“Regional committees will continue to interface with the State Task Force Committees on COVID-19 already established in each state.



“The forum also received briefing from the governors of Lagos, Bauchi, Oyo and Ogun states who shared their experiences and lessons from the fight against COVID-19.


“Governors unanimously agreed to the implementation of an inter-state lockdown in the country over the next two weeks to mitigate the spread of the virus from state to state. Only essential services will be permitted.


“Lastly, the forum congratulated the Governor Nasir el-Rufai of Kaduna State, who after nearly four weeks of testing positive and observing very strict medical regime, has now received two consecutive negative test results for the coronavirus,” the communiqué read. (Tribune)

So heartless

Blame the govt more for not equipping our health officers with necessary training and equipments needed for the job.

God will judge them all and speedily too