₦airaland Forum

Describing Heaven or hell as if they are in the physical realms with roads, mansions and gold is the biggest miseducation of Christianity

Confession was use by the king through the church to keep an eye over the activities of the people. It has nothing to do with God.

Pray to God privately, be remorseful and ask for forgiveness and grace to overcome sin. Then work on yourself never to do it again

Esthered:
Do you have children?

2+1

Forget about those saying you must make money first.

1. Have a regular income plus some side hustle
2. Don't marry just because of love, marry who respect you and you respect her (ie her decision making, dressing, communication etc)
3. Your wife must have these qualities
Contentment: content but always aspiring to be better
Respect: more important than love
Peace of mind: she should be your sanctuary
Skill: either employed or have a money making skill
Fruitful: to reduce your prayer points

The more you make money, the more you find out that you need more money and na so time dey go

It is natural photo vs filtered photo

They want to increase revenue, they end up losing big time

Protest will not work because Nigerians will not be protesting against the President or even good governance, instead they will protest against Yoruba President

Once the protest turn ethnic, it will fail automatically

Increase in rent, yet income has reduced

Gap in the teeth dey me like disability

And they rarely close their mouth

It was hard then but since there were more farmers than now. Now we spend more on food and transport.

No matter how things were hard, you could go to village and bring back something to last you a month. Now even villagers are waiting for you to bring money so that they can buy garri to eat

The rate at which money was approved and released to the committee in January, you would have thought by now the minimum wage issue would have been over

So you comot 100k go repair AC for this economy.

Having a car to take you from one point to another conveniently is not expensive, what is the expensive is comfort and luxury.

Na abortion cause am but there is cure, see a gynecologist

I can come around and fix it for you dear

fadilaMaikiriki:
The curtain is here, but how to fix it is the issue. If I decide to do so, before you know I'll just get tired or something else will distract me. So, I just left it for now I might do it when I'm less busy. There's net on the window though.

Mine started pre nursery at 2 mainly because no one would be at home to take care of her and she needed company to develop as she has speech delay .

She still enjoy maximum home play when she's back.
If need be, she may have to repeat a class to be with her mates. All cost on me

We spend too much on transmission instead of to invest in generation and decentralized the transmission

I told my friend, no income is enough.

What gives you the money determined your expenditure and it will never be enough.

For instance, a school teacher will survive on 70k a month because all he needs is a simple shelter, any food, any good school and minimal transport

A Chief executive or top politician will need an opulent shelter (rented or own), good food and drinks for himself and visitors, top school with all amenities and security as well as about 5 vehicles minimum (2 for him - SUV and Hilux, 1 for madam, 1 for house utilities and spare small car for night "meetings"). 5m a month is not enough

Are you ready to marry her in the next 6 months?

A girl that you confess that she is not demanding, she loves you and she spends most time with you. You still dey do investigation.

You don't own her, as long as she is not disrespectful, not demanding and she is not doing side stuff to your face, let her be

Clap hands for yourself

Next person, please, with another good reason to cheat?

If you are Yoruba, you shouldn't
If you are North, you can
If you are Igbo, never
If you are SS, you may

If you are working, apply for a leave and organize a trip with your wife, it might be a two days outing, just anything that will clear the house and you lock your doors for at least a day

Compulsory job vacation
Religious program
Post natal check up in a specialist hospital outside the state
Anniversary (honeymoon) trip
Trip to see your people after the birth

Just anything that will clear the house. Insist that they can't wait for you to come back (week long trip)

Inform them a week prior

If they eventually leave, no need to spend money, just sleep one night in a hotel and go back home

See you at Shiloh after some years

Thank God they didn't eventually marry, it would have been hell

I'll miss this

All those things na oyibo theories, cos dem dey eat half done food

That fungi no fit survive our hot soup and oil

If na me do wetin your friend do, after you rejected the drink, I for take am drink

Muslim - Muslim ticket is lite

Another simp getting slam left, right and center

[s]I was shocked to learn that his daughter played Robb Stark wife that was murdered at the red wedding[/s]
Sorry, daughter of another funny character Chaplin